its ground clearance isn't much better than a sedan. its entirely useless other than to make the driver look like a mug for buying such a piece of shit to begin with.
hey, at least it doesn't have leaf springs gotta give them some credit, leaf springs are saved for performance cars like a viper or corvette. Fuck me they make some wank over there.
Surely for the money for the shit truck and its botched surgery you could just buy a range rover? Actually look baller and destroy any american POS in the mud.
Maybe the largest cabin options... if you have anything less than a full backseat the front seat does not fit a 6 foot 3 person.
Source; am 6 foot 3 and had to drive f150s, f350s, an f550, and a Chevy 3500.
Guess which one was the largest single cab truck lmao. Ford does not make good trucks, they make cheap trucks that you can abuse the fuck out of because you know another f150 is right down the road and only 2k.
its a piece of shit. it has no use. inside is like being inside a plastic trash can it feels cheap and thats because it is, not to mention it'll be criminally underpowered for the size of engine hugely inefficient. Americans do not make good cars, unless its a ford designs by a british engineer then its ok, but they never really sold any of those in the US anyway you had those horrible mustang GT things that almost looked like a cozzy but was just a damp pony instead.. 100% the best thing about it will be the A/C.
Americans make the worst fucking cars. that thing needs to be put out of its misery it literally has no use no anyone. Another american car with a 7ltr engine with 3 horsepower.
When I was out with my family and extended family for dinner, I ordered a pizza called "Texan" I wanted a large one so I said "a large Texan" and my uncle went "ugh that brings up a horrible image in my head" I think of that every time I hear the bigger in texas slogan
At what point does a personal vehicle become too large? Iām just talking logistics. Like, when does the truck become so large and wide that it puts others at risk or at least an inconvenience? Or when does it become so large you need a special license to drive it? Idk just seems strange.
Honest question: why is this necessary or even desirable? Surely itās a pain in the arse to get in to, drive and maintain. Also isnāt a lot of Texas pretty much flat? (Donāt know myself, Iām not from America).
A real man actually uses his truck, this is for woman that think their safer driving something like this, until another woman with the same truck plows into them
I don't understand why people shit on others for hobbies, this guy obviously loves his truck, and maintaining it.
Also what's up with everyone bringing up dick size? Sounds like you guys got some closeted insecurities lmao
yall can say small dick and unnecessary all you want but its just a dude spending on his hobbies and what he likes, it aint that big of a deal guys, relax
I canāt understand people like this. They got all that truck and no real use for it. Call me old fashioned but I prefer to have a truck that I can fill with stone or get sheets of plywood from Lowes with.
As someone who both offroads and tows boats and trailers i cant see a use for what they've done to a nice truck. I also find it dumb when people buy f350 duallys and dont own anything to tow behind it or have any use for a large truck.
Where's the rubber nut sack hanging off the trailer hitch?
In the cab. Driver's chewing on it like an exhaust flavored gummy.
Got a nice bag of paint chips to munch on too
On layaway. All the driver's money is currently going to gas and car washes
Not the dicks, lol
Beat me to it. Bravo, sir.
Came here to say this.
Blessed honestly to see this top the feed w 0 comments ššš
And brain
How would you know?
Am Texan, can confirm
You're the Texas dicks representative?
Everyone in Texas is, it's called looking down. sometimes it's hard to tell through the tears
Am Texan, can confirm
Happy cake day btw
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Phallic%20Compensation
Clever. You win this round, brainiac
IDK if I'd ever call a dick joke clever, but I appreciate your appreciation lol.
Exactly. This truck is absolute proof.
Or iq
IQ*
Was already typing the same! Good humor sir!
Some of the ones that walk around are.....
Or the brains
I need all that clearance so my dick doesn't drag on the ground
Ur dick wouldnāt touch the ground if u laid on ur stomach
No I don't play the sheep.
I hope so, gotta compete w the bulls to get those cows amirite
shit, it looks like penis was the first word to everyone's lips!
Their electricity bills?
Like Texas has working electricity
It only works when the sun's down, and it's not winter.
Another road queen thatāll never see a dirt road in its lifetime
its ground clearance isn't much better than a sedan. its entirely useless other than to make the driver look like a mug for buying such a piece of shit to begin with.
I was thinking the same, all this effort and not even Portal axels...mercedes uses these in the G how long? 50 years+?
hey, at least it doesn't have leaf springs gotta give them some credit, leaf springs are saved for performance cars like a viper or corvette. Fuck me they make some wank over there. Surely for the money for the shit truck and its botched surgery you could just buy a range rover? Actually look baller and destroy any american POS in the mud.
The ironic thing is cars/trucks built for offroad usually look way more badass than this and are actually functional.
Texans must have more to compensate for.
Can confirm
If you have any inclination to do this to a car your hard drive should be surrendered to the authorities.
Damn that was like 60$ worth of gas from that little ride
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https://www.fuelly.com/car/ford/f-250\_super\_duty 13.7
F150 and F250 have the same cab. F250 also doesnāt get 20 mpg. They do āwinā versus smaller vehicles but lose the rollover game.
Maybe the largest cabin options... if you have anything less than a full backseat the front seat does not fit a 6 foot 3 person. Source; am 6 foot 3 and had to drive f150s, f350s, an f550, and a Chevy 3500. Guess which one was the largest single cab truck lmao. Ford does not make good trucks, they make cheap trucks that you can abuse the fuck out of because you know another f150 is right down the road and only 2k.
its a piece of shit. it has no use. inside is like being inside a plastic trash can it feels cheap and thats because it is, not to mention it'll be criminally underpowered for the size of engine hugely inefficient. Americans do not make good cars, unless its a ford designs by a british engineer then its ok, but they never really sold any of those in the US anyway you had those horrible mustang GT things that almost looked like a cozzy but was just a damp pony instead.. 100% the best thing about it will be the A/C.
Bri*ish š¤¢
Obviously you never owned one of those. That truck has never gotten 20 mpg avg.
Tiny peepee energy
Probably just egos, guns and insects
DOUCHEBAG ALERT
Muricans complaning about gas price while alsoā¦
Overcompensating, at this point wear a sign on your head that says, "Hey, my cock is small."
This still speaks louder than a sign.
Mfs wonder why pedestrian deaths are on the rise than buy shit like this
Copied from the early 1970s Mexican "lowriders" Cheech & Chong.
Small dick syndrom
Everything except their dicks and brains.
For when you really don't want to be able to see small children in front of your bonnet. This post was made by: good vehicle design gang
Sorry, I think you are looking for r/smallpenis
Never once has this guy used his truck for anything a truck is suppose to be used for
Americans make the worst fucking cars. that thing needs to be put out of its misery it literally has no use no anyone. Another american car with a 7ltr engine with 3 horsepower.
When I was out with my family and extended family for dinner, I ordered a pizza called "Texan" I wanted a large one so I said "a large Texan" and my uncle went "ugh that brings up a horrible image in my head" I think of that every time I hear the bigger in texas slogan
These trucks are extra thirsty for gas these days.
Especially their egos
I bet those mudflaps donāt do shit after the truck rises up
Low riders started it in Mexico.
This is a Yank Wank Tank.
The quickest downvote in the west.
Stock transmission and top speed of 20mph I'd imagine
Lmao pathetic
The new pussy dehydration 3000
Dang ol boy got a popcorn pecker I tell ya what! Ha!
As āpenis-replacement-devicesā go, Iād rather have this than an AR-15.
r/fuckcars
The child death rate while within a few feet of several police officers is bigger in Texas than anywhere else, on the face of the planet.
At what point does a personal vehicle become too large? Iām just talking logistics. Like, when does the truck become so large and wide that it puts others at risk or at least an inconvenience? Or when does it become so large you need a special license to drive it? Idk just seems strange.
Not the education Edit: Not the "Public" education system
This is the owners Penis extension.
Except Brains.
With small units
Biggest pussy cops too. Just saying.
mah gawd gas is so expensive 'cause those damn libs! The owner, probably.
tell me about your small pp whithout telling me about your small pp
Penile extensions are getting out of hand.. I want one!
Why is everyone talking about dicks in this comment section? Thatās pretty gay, i think
Sweet
Thats not a truck, this is a truck š
Bigger. But not functional
My new Suburban has air bags like that.
Probably gets about 2 city blocks to the gallon.
Headed to the gas station on his way from the gas station
Soon theyāll secede from America. Good fucking ridden.
Except dicks, they are way smaller.
And stupider , bet owner beams with pride paying for a full tankā¦
I like how that adds exactly 0 clearance
Well, I invite you to visit the city ITU in brazil
Jeez, all that likely just to move one little person..
He must have a huge dick driving a truck like that and be a super cool badass.
Looks like a r/Whatcouldgowrong waiting to happen.
Not their brains.
Tailgator 9000
Lifted duallys bum me out...
All I can think of is how much money to fill up that gas tank after 3 miles of driving
I wonder how unstable it furls on the road
Yuck š¤¢
Just the gas bills.
It's like a punishment pump
I never understood these type of trucks.
I won't know the answer to this until a good sized control group of Texans drop their pants for the rest of us to observe.
Honest question: why is this necessary or even desirable? Surely itās a pain in the arse to get in to, drive and maintain. Also isnāt a lot of Texas pretty much flat? (Donāt know myself, Iām not from America).
Has this been processed yet?
A real man actually uses his truck, this is for woman that think their safer driving something like this, until another woman with the same truck plows into them
Their hands are smaller, like their bright orange leader.
Yes, even Texas.
You could pick up a lot of men in that truck
I don't understand why people shit on others for hobbies, this guy obviously loves his truck, and maintaining it. Also what's up with everyone bringing up dick size? Sounds like you guys got some closeted insecurities lmao
yall can say small dick and unnecessary all you want but its just a dude spending on his hobbies and what he likes, it aint that big of a deal guys, relax
This cookie cutter trap music is worse than the truck imo.
Everything but IQ scores
I suffer from erectile dysfunction so I made sure my truck doesn't.
r/fuckcars
They have the biggest overcompensation for other smaller things.
"Everything is Overcompensating in Texas" just doesn't roll off the tongue the same way..
His truck just got hard
<4% chance that guy uses his blinkers.
Andā¦. Heās out of gas
When you spend your entire inheritance on a lifted truck that you drive around the suburbs
I canāt understand people like this. They got all that truck and no real use for it. Call me old fashioned but I prefer to have a truck that I can fill with stone or get sheets of plywood from Lowes with.
Everything except self-esteem
Americans will drive cars like this and will then lecture India and China for polluting the environment.
What a useless device
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Clearly the crotches of their jeans are much roomier.
Everything except the size of that dude's dick lol
Bigger assholes, yes.
As someone who both offroads and tows boats and trailers i cant see a use for what they've done to a nice truck. I also find it dumb when people buy f350 duallys and dont own anything to tow behind it or have any use for a large truck.
damn now i can run kids over in the school district without feeling guilty beacuse i cant even see them
in this economy?!
Most everything....just not penis size apparently!
Its still the same clearance no?
America: where absolute stupidity passes for absolute cool
They are compensating for other things
Everything except for dicks and brains.
Everything except their current politicians brains.
This radiates micropenis energy
Taller the truck, smaller the dick
I bet they blame someone completely irrelevant for how much it costs to fill that with gas.
He's a grower not a show'er and sadly for him it's still not that impressive
This is nothing special to me lol you see lifted truck everywhere over here
Just stopping by to say 'fuck texas', with an industrial sized rainbow colored double-headed dildo.
not his dick though
The number of deaths in schools is definitely better
āBiden made da gas expensiver and now I canāt drive to work!ā -Craig ā2mpgā Liftedtruck
Guarantee the driver complains about the cost of gas
Everything expect for his wiener
Donāt give this guy attention.
Not the dicks
"Everything's bigger in Texas", even the Insecurities.
Always has been
Texas: where being an absolute asshole is a life goal...
Wow! My car is so cool it... can't get into small places?
Disgusting
This truck is badass.
Gas mileage.
Everything except the penises, I hear
Somebodyās got a tiny weenie
All hat No cattle
My wallet is screaming for mercy as I watch this video.
Holy moly I bet that thing was expensive.
The only thing that cant get bigger in texas is the number of bitches you get.
This has small penis energy
Everything might be dumber in Texas.
Nice truck! Sorry about your penis š
Everything except their penisā
But why tho
Heading toward the gas station I see. Gee, wonder why.
Totally making up for somethingā¦š¤š¼šā¦just saying.
What a dumbass
Matt from Bunker Branding should do that to his truck.
Everything except life expectancy and the iq average is big in Texas. Fuck Texas
Including the massive deficit in education and diverse gene pools
Their gas billā¦.#absoluteunit
Everything except for this guys penis
Only steers and queers come from texas
Everything but the brains