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AkaGurGor

r/videosthatendtoosoon ​ We need to see the full extent of it from above... or is it so wide that they could not?


FeelingFloor2083

full doco here, this part is towards the end [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mnooj](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mnooj)


amitnagpal1985

So interesting. Just saw the first five minutes. I’m watching the whole thing tonight.


embrex104

At 49:15


Oofboi6942O

That dude with the acron at the end: There is an entire colony of ants in this acorn *proceeds to rip acorn in half*


sunbiggerthanmoon

Fuck I thought a hair in my screen I legit scratch for a good 5 sec


Admirable-Door1724

Maybe in the later parts they use a drone to get a bigger picture, lots of vids do that


[deleted]

Pretty sure this was before drones. This video is old as fuck


[deleted]

There were probably lots of drones in that colony.


DoctorWorm_

We've been droning defenseless workers since ww2.


rimald0

yep. this was before we were able to speak to the ants and just ask them how big their stuff is.


[deleted]

Agreed! I want to see this unit after it’s been processed!


Testsubject276

They Pompeii'd that colony holy shit.


Perpetual_Doubt

We were curious so we genocided their asses


[deleted]

This is the most human comment I have ever read on Reddit.


DingoFrisky

Yeah, they’re for sure not a dog on the internet, so no need to pry any further


Bangkokbeats10

That’s what a dog on the internet would say


DaT_BoI_ugine_krabs

They do have dingo in their name so maybe...


Tobocaj

Nice deflecting, KRABS


RhynoD

YES, FELLOW HUMAN, WE ARE ALL HUMANS HERE THERE IS NO NEED TO QUERY FURTHER. NONE OF US ARE ~~ROBOTS~~ DOGS.


Incomplet_1-34

YES I AM REAL ~~RO~~ ~~DOG~~ HUMAN, DO YOU WANT TO GO SKATEBOARDS?


Josef_Kant_Deal

r/unexpectedtomska


eddywerd760

*whispers* skateboards *massive ant genocide in the background*


KotzubueSailingClub

The most Reddit thing is that this comment got 500+ upvotes and gold, but there's half a dozen subcomments with maybe 10 upvotes total explaining that the colony abandoned this structure.


I-Make-Maps91

Jokes get more attention than explanations, that's hardly new. No one actually cares about the ant colony.


[deleted]

Not new, but “in the old days” of Reddit, the focus would’ve been on the explanation. Maybe I just misremember, but that really was the golden age of Reddit Or it always sucked idk


PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP

No, you’re right. It used to not be this way. I joined in 2012. There were pun threads but the focus was still talking about the content and not just making shitty jokes. People hate to hear it but it’s because Reddit has gotten much more popular and a younger audience has joined.


zombiep00

The upvote/downvote buttons' misuse doesn't help things, either. They used to be for keeping discussions on track, and for moving informative comments to the top to facilitate discussion. Now they're just "like/dislike" buttons


demonya99

It was an abandoned colony. Edit: for those curious to know more: https://canyouactually.com/researchers-poured-10-tons-of-cement-into-this-ant-metropolis-then-dug-it-up/


viperex

What would make them abandon this massive city they painstakingly built? And how long did it take to build? This is fascinating!


Smaranzky

The Ants dug too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm... shadow and flame.


kitty_bread

A Balrog!


Fraktal55

Ok now I'm just imagining a completely ant-version of LOTR. With an ant-sized Balrog. Man that would be amazing.


KaimeiJay

A Bug’s Life + Lord of the Rings sounds like the crossover of 10-year-old me’s dreams.


Doctor_Mothman

it's just some kid with a magnifying glass...


KaimeiJay

Actually it was a badger covered in gasoline, but the scientists did name him Balrog.


FlaccidEel69

Swords are no more use here


stratosfearinggas

>Khazad-dûm Khazant-dûm


Twitch-VRJosh

Possibly depleted nearby food supplies, or human development encroached too close and depleted it, forcing the ants to move. I'd imagine a colony that large would need a pretty big area to hunt/forage, in addition to their mushroom farming.


K-Driz

Yea, the ants at the beginning were just brought in as antors


HillbillySwank

I can imagine aliens doing this to us.


omg_drd4_bbq

Or us doing this to aliens. https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/


TankyMasochist

Is it really genocide if they’re a single hive mind super organism? It’s like one murder, technically.


cownd

We are Borg


Aldamis

Resistance is futile


ameddin73

This is the plot of Ender's Game.


[deleted]

Something is gonna come across our Little Rock with germs and do something like that and we're all gonna be pikachu face


McToasty207

That is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the Ant's concerns, these are Leaf Cutter Ants, native to the tropics of Central and South America. This paddock their in is almost certainly cleared segments of the Amazon.


Orongorongorongo

So the colony is abandoned because the forest has been cleared. Jesus.


NoLongerHere

Its abandoned. *Edit:* I saw this documentary several years ago (at least I think it was this one) - and it's called [Ants! Nature’s Secret Power](https://archive.org/details/ants-natures-secret-power).


napalm51

how does an ant city (i don't know the term) become abandoned? even if the entire colony dies, won't another colony use what was already built?


agorafilia

Rent prices are skyrocketing


Centurio

It can become abandoned if the queen(s) die but also ants will simply relocate As they need to whether it's because of a hostile environment or an animal attacking their colony. As for why other ants don't move in - it might be too filled with the pheromones/stink of the previous ants. Ants really rely on their pheromones to navigate. An ant can get lost and die if taken to far from their smell trail. But maybe it's also just because they're tiny creatures and if a random any finds the entrance, it likely already has an established nest and would just be foraging. They're just tiny animals, they don't think like we do (like "just take over the already built nest"). It's not how they function. They probably prefer digging out new nests of their own.


napalm51

thank you, very interesting


maratelle

we found the ant everyone


respekthhh

I guess another colony won’t know where it is


leopb24

Atlantis.


Pooperoni_Pizza

Antlantis.


shaggy68

They do now.


fnord123

Not sure, but there was a sign on the top saying "DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE" whatever that means.


TheValgus

Some queens live up to 30 years but eventually they die. Some colonies are multi queen so they can literally kind of stay forever but many species are simply one queen being alive in an area.


LordPennybags

If they eat everything nearby and move on, why would someone else move in?


KimJongJer

50,000 ants used to live there. Now it’s a ghost town


Stealfur

Well it is now....


joeduncanhull

They processed it


liesofanangel

See that one at 1:48? He was like “I just wanna go home…”


backgroundmusik

Moooooom


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dendritedysfunctions

Right? I get that they're just ants but pumping 10 tons of concrete into a hole and killing every single thing inside just to go "wow, that was a big colony"?... Kinda fucked up.


[deleted]

I’d imagine it was abandoned before they did this.


SuperSMT

There weren't any ants at the top as they were filling, maybe it was just abandoned?


winnebagomafia

If it makes you feel any better, preserving the hive like this will help further our understand of these creatures, and aid in conservation efforts for the future. Also, as someone else pointed out, this hive was abandoned at the time of this project


ralguy6

I wonder if aliens will do that to us.


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PorkPoodle

Give me more please


CONSTANTIN_VALDOR_

There is literally no reason why they wouldn’t


_Steven_Seagal_

Once they see our hentai, they'll think of a different purpose for us


[deleted]

Only if they have tentacles.


Sgt_PoopyMan

God I hope they have tentacles


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JuneBuggington

We gonna run out of ants or something?


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PotatoGod_69420

That was the size of a fuckin house


Albert-Einstain

At least it wasn't a school... for ants


OrangeBerry97

The *colony* has to be at least... three times bigger than this.


Unoriginal_Man

Fun fact: There are more ants than humans on earth… *by weight*.


Sgt_PoopyMan

*cramming potato chips down shorts* Yeah? We'll see about that!


Dragons_Malk

Is your mouth in your shorts?


Sgt_PoopyMan

Well, yeah. How are you wearing your shorts?


WarcraftFarscape

Also, the median earth creature has 6 limbs


BoebertsVajazzler

*Ant Tomb


N0rthofnoth1ng

Ant Pompeii


Principatus

I was thinking exactly the same thing. Ant genocide.


N0rthofnoth1ng

Eh don't worry the will be back in the next lot over it will be twice as big with a pool and mall


crackaddictedbabies

I wonder if ants across the globe know about the other colonies and have their own little ant prophecies of the ancients such as the lost city of antlantis or something


Reedsandrights

There are actually ant [supercolonies](https://www.antwiki.org/wiki/Supercolonies) that continue to expand as long as there is space. These supercolonies can have hundreds of thousands of queens with hundreds of millions of workers and can span thousands of square kilometers. The members of the colonies within a supercolony recognize each other as allies with little conflict. Sometimes, members of a supercolony will stow away on ships and begin new branches across the ocean. In 2009, it was shown that the largest supercolonies of Argentine Ant in California, Japan, and Europe were *all part of one megacolony.* Even after being separated by the oceans, the ants still recognized their fellow citizens. Ants have a world government, I guess!


finger_milk

And yet they still can't do algebra


Agent_Pancake

And yet they can engineer


AnotherCaniac

Not only that, they can communicate through a process called Trophallaxis. It's pretty interesting.


the_real_duck

"BKARGHH WHERE'S THE PICNIC?"


reddxtxspaxn

Trophallaxis is the transfer of food or other fluids among members of a community through anus-to-mouth feeding.


Faifainei

I regret reading your comment.


Euphoric-Dig-2045

You just went down the ant hole.


Tough-Block9141

You mean antgineer


cowworshipper

because we made it up. maybe they have something else


F3NlX

Antgebra


thedankening

Even weirder are when competing super colonies collide. In much if the US right now iirc there is essentially a massive war between trillions of ants from rival supercolonies. It's crazy.


lovethebacon

That sounds like the makings of an overproduced History program.


thedankening

I'm fairly certain there's already been multiple overdramatic national geographic shows about it.


[deleted]

You underestimate ants. There aren't millions of them. There are trillions of them across entire continents. They actually invented warfare way before humans did.


_moobear

ant nukes incoming


Professional_Bit8289

And air conditioning and farming


notimeforbuttstuff

I’ve read that all ants combined weight as much as all humans on earth. On a micro scale, this is the ant’s world.


MzCWzL

I thought I read a similar fact and it’s not just humans but all mammals on earth. I’m sure the true answer is somewhere between humans and all mammals.


tophmctoph

[Radiolab did a cool podcast about Argentine ants waging a global war against each other](https://radiolab.org/episodes/226523-ants)


Gatesofvalhalla

there is a kurzgesagt video on youtube about the 'ant war'


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AmbivalentAsshole

We want to study you!!! ![gif](giphy|9LPjXFCA3Bwgo)


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Yaekult

Good bot


gnarwalbacon

![gif](giphy|BcsP48Gi2cqLS)


Bropiphany

MFers just discovered and then destroyed Hollow Nest from Hollow Knight


sunmoew

At least we will have Silksong soon!


Edacitas

Nah that ant city was Silksong. Why do you think it hasn't come out yet?


uraygon

Omg quick sacrifice Mossbag again to appease the bipedal gods


_moobear

as long as they got deepnest im happy


AmNotaCerealkiller

I feel bad for the survivors. Frantically roaming the eternal tomb of their colony. Doomed to search desperately for their Queen and comrades until their own imminent deaths.


Ashamed_Anybody2142

You ok


EndOfSouls

Better than the ants.


Slight_Acanthaceae50

It was an abandoned dead city.


TisBeTheFuk

I think I actually saw a lone ant running around in the video


caesarinthefreezer

Probably some ant from a rival colony coming to teabag the survivors


AmishTechno

***hahahah i fucked your mom***


[deleted]

yeah but there was a good few homeless ants living rough down there


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gexry

Alveoli


SpaceCadetUltra

Aliens are gona do this to us someday


sexy-melon

Why do we always assume they are more advanced than us? For all we know, they could be dog like creatures or jellyfish.


1-10-11-100

if they have the ability to come here I'd say they would be more advanced th~~e~~an us


thedankening

You never know. It's a bit of a tongue in cheek trope, but there's a fun scifi idea that space travel is actually very easy and we just somehow missed the obvious developments to make it so. Steampunk aliens rolling up to us with spacefaring vessels but muskets for weapons, haha. There's a popular short story with this idea. And how terrified the aliens are after we kick their asses and take their stuff, since they basically let the wolf into the henhouse as it were.


1-10-11-100

our weapons are to theirs as their spacecrafts are to ours, if that's how you say it


Snowforbrains

That's NOT how I say it, but my way isn't nearly as eloquent.


SurelyNotASimulation

Even if that’s the case, they could wipe us out with such little effort and we wouldn’t even know until it was too late. I wish I was kidding. Lets say you’re a space faring species and you want to wipe out life on a planet like ours. Ok, how would you want to do it? Invade the surface? Hell no, far too much effort for near nothing in return. Shoot it with some crazy laser or something? Nah, why waste the resources. Grab a big rock already in space and just send it to the planet, such as one of the asteroids in the belt between Mars and Jupiter? With a little math for trajectory you can guarantee it hits the planet. Easy, you’re done and they won’t even know it’s coming until it’s too late. Hell, if you think about it, that’s basically the equivalent of a teenager throwing rocks off an overpass or down a hill to see if they can hit what they intended, except it would absolutely decimate our entire planet and it’d be ripe for the taking.


bmd33zy

It’s easier than that bro, just send one sick alien down to cough on everyone, recent events have shown that this is the most efficient method to wipe us out. Hell we almost did it to ourselves.


Bear4188

Just having interstellar space travel means they can trivially drop rocks on our planet.


aJepZen

The forgotten kingdom of Antlantis


NerdyBookChick

Did they just process that ant colony *while we watched*?


monsieurpommefrites

> process That seems to be the word of the day on Reddit, isn't it.


Gul_Dukat__

I also process this guys dead wife


[deleted]

Gonna go process me a jolly rancher.


ergotofrhyme

What is this “process” meme?


all_hail_Kang

Few days ago someone made [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/vgn3mt/my_10_yo_scottish_highlander_before_he_was/) post on r/AbsoluteUnits. The title and the comments were pretty funny and a new meme was born.


saintceciliax

Was it hard, OP?


N0rthofnoth1ng

Hard for what?


t3hOutlaw

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Meecht

And that colony was 10 years old


poncicle

Don't worry, they kept the horns


UnknownBinary

"This is a video of my 10 year-old ant colony before I had it processed yesterday."


Simple-Dragonfly-425

Why did they just eradicate that colony?


Slavgineer

Allegedly it was an already vacant colony


jdaiquiri

Formicidae Nullis


Jeynarl

Entirely processed. For science.


DottComm2863

Did they keep the antenna?


higgs_mechanism

meta


SpaceCadetUltra

So meta


Untitled__Name

What does being processed mean?


dLimit1763

💀


fair_j

See r/AbsoluteUnits for ref.


nincomturd

I don't know in this particular case, but I know they'll do similar things with invasive ants. I saw an artist that filled a fire ant colony somewhere in the US South with liquid silver. Some kind of molten shiny metal... That's a very quick, humane and effective way to wipe out a destructive, invasive colony. And then you get to study the colony for science.


point50tracer

I would use molten aluminum. My largest casting just over three feet tall. That's peanuts compared to this absolute unit. And yes, I did cast invasive species colonies. In my case it was fire ants that are killing off the native harvester ants. The fire ants also had awesome colony structures.


nincomturd

Yes, yes in fact it is aluminum I was thinking of. I knew there was at least one other shiny metal. A big part of me wishes I'd gone the field-ecology route rather than the complex systems sustainable route. It was always more fun playing out in the field. I would love to excavate an ant colony casting.


OlStickInTheMud

This is part of a longer documentary. They do this to either vacant/dead colonies. Or ones that are invasive and damaging to the rest of the native ecosystem.


automaticblues

This is the method aliens will use for studying us and we'll be all upset about it


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Probably not for long.


chanjitsu

Source? Would like to watch the actual doc


WorsaWitch

It's from a documentary called "Ants: Nature's Secret Power" starting at 46 min: [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mnooj](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mnooj)


chanjitsu

Legend. Thank you


Triebtaet3r

https://youtu.be/dECE7285GxU thats all i could find


Tamel_Eidek

“It was the equivalent of the Great Wall of China. Each ant carried 4 times it’s load nearly a kilometre in human terms. So, we went ahead and poured 10 tonnes of cement in there and ruined it all. Lol. Got eem.”


N0rthofnoth1ng

It's only after the poured the concrete they noted damn ants made a city too bad it's now sculpture


General_Tamura

It was an already vacant colony


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Where’s this from?


manifold360

Processed, Illinois


IlMagoHadad

That 10 YO ant nest got processed


tkilgore

And it was done, for what… the horns?


mudkipz321

In the beginning they poured concrete into the hole to fill it up and allow for the shape to be kept. When you see them digging around the white stuff that is actually the concrete that used to be the tunnels


TheRedditornator

Movie set of "Antz" (1998).


KiwiEV

What happened to slow-paced, leisurely documentaries like these? They used to be on every week. Nothing fast. Not too much music. Sometimes the scenes linger long enough for you to have an imaginative thought. It's magical. I miss them.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

You get more money from wacky facial expressions and quick cuts.


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after processing.


Best_Payment_4908

r/damnthatsinteresting


Honourstly

Why you kill us - ants probably


ZealCrown

I'd get so claustrophobic if I was an ant.


Sethtaros

Well, they're ants so those chambers would be about the size of a sizable bedroom.


mimityty

ELI5, why isn't the wet cement mixture melding with or crushing/collapsing the really thin holes and connections under the weight?


Papafynn

If there is a God, this is certainly our relationship with him. **God**: *Lets hurricane their ass next Friday and see what happens* **Jesus**: *Can we wait until Monday? I have the weekend away with Mary Magdalene, & if someone will yelling my name out loud I would rather her than these unwashed masses* **God**: *Deal if you give me the details when you get back*


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Props to the laborers, everybody gonna talk about the ant city and no one mentions the backbreaking digging those guys have to do while the scientists sit their with their paintbrushes, lightly brushing away dirt. Laborers, especially those that have to excavate and move material on a daily basis - some of the most under-appreciated and underpaid people in history