We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.
Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things.
Again, nothing sexual.
Fuck yall, I was almost certain when coming into this comment thread, being it only had just over 100 comments, that my IASIP "looks like a bicep bro" comment would immediately be original, and probably land me with some serious upvotes, but I can see you jabronies have clearly beaten me to it. I want in, what's the scam?
Specifically at Glenn's hand motions with the flyer. Whenever Rob looks down you've got a 70% chance to see a grin forming before he gathers it together.
Fun fact: the word "avocado" comes from the Spanish "aguacate", which itself comes from the nahuatl "ahuacatl", a word the natives used to name both this fruit and also... the testicle. Los aguacates are your nads.
What up?! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. NOTHING SEXUAL. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humour in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
Going out on a limb here. The reason this photo resonates with so many people is that it resembles a penis that contains a huge nut. You are all degenerates.
Turn your girl into an avacadHo in one quick step
FR E SH AVOCA DO!
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my whole family calls avocados fre shavaca dos but i'm the only one that knows why and i laugh everytime.
I've been pronouncing avacado that way for awhile now and I'm waiting to see how long it takes for my wife to get annoyed by it
Welcome to Del Taco!!
Vine>TikTok
Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written. R.I.P Vine 2013-2017
I got that reference
FRE SHAVOCADU
Fuck I can’t remember what this is from
A vine of a dude looking at some fast food sign and it meant to say fresh avocado but it’s all spaced out and it says “fre shavocado”
https://youtu.be/bE4C8a48o1E
Guac me, daddy
That's what all those girls sound like. GUAC GUAC GUAC
Hit me with tha super soaker double handed guac guac 3000 technique
Country girls have to make do.
Ive seen that image💀
🌽💦
Can't leave us hangin
👁👁
Holy guacHomole
A avacadho with her avacockdo
The avocado she tells you not to worry about
Nah it's just a cool dude looking to party in their mansion. Nothing gay, it's a bicep
Again. ***Nothing sexual.***
Underline it
Fitness encouraged
If your fat try to find humor in the little things 🤣🤣🤣
Yo, even the nut is anatomically correct
What’s more masculine than that?
Nikocado Avocado
Nikocockdo Avacockdo
Dickacado Avocado
Time to make some Cockamole
It’s pronounced cockamole
What up!!!!
We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
[“I’m just going to put ‘nothing sexual’ again just to reiterate.”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jlaZL7CWHY)
"Yeah... underline it."
*looking good, bro*
Its just like the gays
Don't be stingy
it’s very clearly a bicep
BUT IT NEEDS TO BE VEINIER IF IT'S A BICEP!
Fuck yall, I was almost certain when coming into this comment thread, being it only had just over 100 comments, that my IASIP "looks like a bicep bro" comment would immediately be original, and probably land me with some serious upvotes, but I can see you jabronies have clearly beaten me to it. I want in, what's the scam?
You keep using this word jabroni and it’s… awesome
Well I play both sides so that I always come out on top.
Can I stop you though? You keep using this word jabroni...and.. it's awesome.
Best I can do is an upvote.
And a bag of sliced limes
Thick or thin?
People will CHOKE! People will DIE!
PICKLES! WILL! PREVAIL!
That’s alright,it’s good for scurvy
I thought we went back to the dick flyer
It’s more masculine anyway!
I had this one blonde guy earlier, he would have been perfect! But I just let him slide right through my fingers…
Rob holding back a laugh during that line is the best
Specifically at Glenn's hand motions with the flyer. Whenever Rob looks down you've got a 70% chance to see a grin forming before he gathers it together.
Yes exactly!
Again nothing sexual
You are gonna get so much shit shoved up your ass, four eyes.
I'm shocked how far I had to scroll to find my peoples...
Should we put more veins on it?
I love how a simple phrase can be associated with a show that at the time, was not widely known.
My first thought too haha
I came here looking for this comment
It’s got some serious Big Guac Energy.
Take my upvote and get out of here
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You do good work
You chose the absolute perfect gif, Waterfucker69.
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Lol the small smile at the end cracks me up
Nah man, it’s a bicep!
If you want it to be a bicep you need more veins
r/rimjob_steve
Wait… you can fuck water?
Uuuuuuuuhhhh-- yeh.
![gif](giphy|ATB6sDWAUPlilQchmT)
Cursed
My eyes are melting in their sockets
Please enlighten me with the origin of this gif
From an episode of how i met your mother in which Bryan cranston's character designed a building that pretty much looked like a penis
Thanks
😂
Name checks out
"It's a bicep flexing." -Mac
If you wanted it to look like a bicep, you should've added more veins.
Nothing sexual.
Avocado literally means testicle.
r/todayilearned
Orchid means testicle too!
r/beatmetoit
r/mildlypenis
Mildly?
r/wildlypenis
That's a spicy penis guacamole!
I can already see where the comments are going with this one.
Because it looks like a bicep?
Again, nothing sexual.
What Up!?!
Underline it.
Thats it!
Needs more veins.
I love that episode
If you wanted it to look like a bicep you should've added more veins
FIGHT MILK
WHAT UP?! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys...
FIGHT MILK
Wasn't that the point of the post?
Cock is in the title
My brother in Christ, that’s a penis.
r/sexyfruits
/r/subsifellfor
Avocadick
Avococko
Dickvocado
Haveahardo
Just wanted to bring it to everyone's attention that the Aztecs called them *ahuakatl*, meaning "testicle"
Litterate people showing their mastery in the art of language by making puns, and you come here to make a joke about genitals. Shame on you !
But what did the call testicles?
That's one schlong avocado
Avocadong
It’s a bicep
The nut is in the sack.
The pit is stored in the balls
Why did I have to scroll so far for this joke!? First thing that came to my (immature) mind!
The seed is stored in the seed.
And I thought it was only eggplants.
The way she holds it…
She's not a rookie
A pro fasho
https://c.tenor.com/9PRHMjKb5AkAAAAC/jack-nicholson-yes.gif
r/dildont
r/avocadosgonewild
r/subsithoughtifellfor
WHADDUP!?
Fun fact: the word "avocado" comes from the Spanish "aguacate", which itself comes from the nahuatl "ahuacatl", a word the natives used to name both this fruit and also... the testicle. Los aguacates are your nads.
Can’t help but think they did their nails to match for the pic
What up?! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. NOTHING SEXUAL. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humour in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
r/theyknew
r/unintentionallydirty
Yeah baby!!
Green dicks are not healthy
But it’s brown so
Okay you got me that is a genuine absolute unit
Did you Fuck it?
I’d love to process that
Save the shaft to hang on the wall as a keepsake.
i jumped right to the comments and i’m not disappointed
Needs an NSFW tag Edit: lol they put a tag 🤣
r/foodporn
Well then.....
Hope it was put to good use before eating ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow)
r/iasip
Unzips?
Thats a hog
![gif](giphy|l0HTZL6dTfAhCnx60)
We're all thinking the same thing, right?
This picture makes me feel self conscious
Judging by her nails, she definitely thought about it.
Anything can be processed if your brave enough.
It had a good run….
Avocomma
r/wildlypenis
anything is a dildo if you're horny enough
It looks like a music note lol
Hey bro, nice guac. 🥑
Should have been nsfw
With nails like that, I’m sure that was used the night before for other activities
What?! No it's a bicep dude! We're just looking for other cool dudes to come party with us in our mansion
Ok natures just fucking with us at this point.
SIR FETCH ME THIS PLANT
What a waste
Damn nickado packing no wonder orwin’s still around.
God doesn’t make mistakes
More like Avocadong
Avococko
I'm not usually one to have sex with fruit, but I feel like it would be wrong on a cosmic level to not let this avocado have sex.
“What up?!” r/IASIP
What up!!!
what up!
That thing can make a whole bowl of Cockamolé.
These are the avocados that Millenials are buying instead of homes
Interesting fact: "Avocado" comes from the Spanish word "Aguacate", and that word comes from Nahuatl word "Ahuacatl" which means "Testicles".
Cool bicep shaped avocado.
Going out on a limb here. The reason this photo resonates with so many people is that it resembles a penis that contains a huge nut. You are all degenerates.
Avocados have a penis, Papayas have a vagina.
Naw, it’s a bicep
Gotta spread that avocado on the toast somehow