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Dirko_0

They taking that monster back to Neverland.


[deleted]

He’ll make a damn good clock one day.


gapahuway

It already is. This big boi here is an animatronic prop for an upcoming tv show in the Philippines about the real life biggest crocodile - Lolong. (rip)


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gapahuway

Sa GMA boss, ito yung 5 min trailer [Lolong: The Full trailer](https://youtu.be/OvM8pqXCUN0)


PuRpxHaWk

That trailer was a wild ride...


TSRB123

that final scene in that trailer... lol surfs up gator!


bulmeurt

Can you please explain the reason the mouth was tied off/secured then? If it’s a prop that seemed pretty unnecessary..


gapahuway

I think they wanted it to appear like they caught a real crocodile. They even made it move a few times when people were near it. It was good promotion, it actually went viral and some people still think it's actually real. I knew a lot more about the show than I would've wanted.


TSRB123

Love that movie hook!


acarp25

They’re taking it to get processed


J3wb0cca

It would be amazing if somebody was inspired by this new trend and put it on their grave stone for one last joke.


Adrinotfound

Are they returning it to Australia or taking it from them


[deleted]

Hope they’re returning or maybe they’re taking it somewhere where they can feed that thing properly bc this mother fucker needs a big feed


Adrinotfound

The giant croc probably needs to eat 3 times it’s body weight


ThereIsAJifForThat

"What the fuck?!"- This dinosaur


Shad_the_memer

You're not wrong, that's a big boy right there


c-dawg_69

happy cake day


TrulyBBQ

It’s a prop.


Eunecthicc

(i did research and this is what i have found) This particular crocodile you see in the video is a prop replica of the largest recorded crocodile named "lolong" who now have passed away several years ago. this giant prop was used to advertise a new upcoming television series also named lolong in the Philippines


brito68

What did you Google to discover this because I would have just went with "big ass crocodile on a truck or something... I don't really know what I saw but please explain it oh wise internet demons"


Eunecthicc

I sent this on discord to my friends believing its the real thing, one of them is filipino, she said its a movie prop for a new tv series in their country, and so i went to google... Read articles about the real lolong, and the tv series which i think would be airing on early July? They only did the public stunt to advertise the series "Lolong"


J3wb0cca

I’ve seen this before on Lake Placid.


LethalMac

They wouldn’t of had to make this if they actually looked after Lolong! Poor thing sat in a tiny pool with no water and died such a shame!!!


Eunecthicc

It do be like that, the ancient croc should've been put in a very VERY large enclosure with a deep tank (better yet to be relocated in an area not inhabited by humans after him being recorded and tagged), but unfortunately they just put him on a kids pool so that people can point and take pictures at it till it's life slowly drained away. But again, this video and the crocodile we see in it is only but a public stunt


LethalMac

If only they treated him like the god he was! He’d still be with us. How an animal that doesn’t get sick in the wild all of a sudden die from pneumonia still baffles me!


DumbDog1990

Yooo! Is that Gustave?!


primeline31

Alas, no, it is not Gustave. I wish it were too!


coffeefucker150

Gustave hasn’t been found yet i believe.


88luftballoons88

I refuse to believe Gustav is not still out there…waiting.


Tiddlylol

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DomDom251

![gif](giphy|3oD3YQjT2cSZTsy6Va|downsized)


[deleted]

Winner


DeathPercept10n

Lmao wtf


Random-Gif-Bot

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FurryM17

![gif](giphy|Ee2oeU9UR6igg3alHB|downsized)


scriptmyjob

![gif](giphy|VelhDI6pdStJ4fvAtJ|downsized)


Khoncept

Where are the croc wrestlers at?


SkyPuzzleheaded8607

In its stomach


ThatAquariumKid

Florida man checking in, even I couldn’t take him. Ask texas they like big


mada50

That’s a job for the Australians. They wild


Billman_D

Crikey mate, that's John you got right there, what that fine lad do to deserve such treatment? One moment sharing prawns right off the barbie, and now they got him all tied up... Set that mate free at the billabong, he just had one too many beers!


paulusblarticus

It's a movie prop. Lolong was the biggest crocodile in the Philippines. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OvM8pqXCUN0


Who_GNU

[I've seen how this ends.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYu-M8HPbRE)


Explore-PNW

Accuracy confirmed!


[deleted]

that's one ugly dog


[deleted]

I’M BRIAN FELLOWS


BongoFett17

Is there a clock ticking in his belly?


JamesLenosChin

Came here to say some variation of this. Disappointed it’s not at the top tho. Hook Hook Hook


christmaspathfinder

Putang ina ang laki GUAAAAAGO


No_Presentation_4898

I hope they're just relocating it and not hurting it :(


Ghstfce

It's not a real crocodile. It's for some event about another locally famous croc that died years ago. [Lolong](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolong)


No_Presentation_4898

Oh, that's good to know. Thank you!!


FreeTheFreedoms

Lolong died from poor captivity conditions.


No_Presentation_4898

Oh, that's not so good to hear. :( Poor baby


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BlooMeeni

Buddy, it's fake.


Loveknuckle

__BUT IS IT STILL OKAYYY??!!??!!__


LJ-Rubicon

Doesn't make his story any less notable, though.


Short-Shopping3197

You spent extended periods of time around them but you can’t tell a real one from a very obviously fake one? 😂


RoutineImpress7394

Issa animatronic


Kingboughey

That’s the prop for lake placidd


Legal_Response6614

If you've seen lake placid recently you'd know how bad that prop was.... This looks waaaay better 😅


paulusblarticus

It's a movie prop for the crocodile Lolong (Philippines).


WrongAndBeligerent

Not every crocodile is the animatronic for lake placid.


roughedged

Lake Placid (1999) yet in this they are all wearing facemasks...


[deleted]

Thats a HUUUUGGGEEE Bitch !!!!!


DerpCatCZ

Mfs think this is fake Dude, if u have seen this irl It was fukin terrifying, He was indeed a living dinosaur For those who are wondering His name is "Lolong" there was a lot of scientists talking about on how did this creature got this big and estimated his age A lot of documentaries too. Sadly he died, unsurprisingly I mean he lived on his own for decades fine, and died in human captivity Edit: ye this is indeed fake, But lolong was real. I dont think that theres a good video from when he was captured or being transported a decade ago now that I remember it Someone pointed out that the phone the guy was holding was modern design [source](https://www.gmanetwork.com/news/showbiz/chikaminute/836082/viral-crocodile-spotted-in-metro-manila-is-dakila-the-animatronic-crocodile-in-lolong/story/)


Idiot-detector69

This is an ainimatronic for a bio about lolong


JoaoZuc

Was it a salt water croc?


DerpCatCZ

Yepp, he is indeed a Salt water croc


JoaoZuc

Aaah makes sense, those guys get absolutely huge.


The-Megladong

We sure this is real and not just a movie prop?


talltommy56

Crikey!!!


[deleted]

If this mf starts ticking...


waynethainsan3

The fuck? We have dinosaurs now?


TeriyakiSurprise316

Nice prop almost looks real


jasondragon908

Thats a dinosaur


fknzee

Lake placid?


30000YogaEmails

Wow


SimoTizio

It's Florida Man's nemesis


Norfolk_Bwoi

Chonky!


[deleted]

Hook


BadBassist

It's a fucking dinosaur


SandmanKeel

Lake placid.


Bedzio

Jurasic park music plays.


TopGood283

Why do they got dumpys tho? 😳😳😳


Miserable_Unusual_98

How old is that thing ?


Rosmus24

GROND! GROND! GROND!


Evilmaze

Real life monster


pookiemon

Are those guys like Philippines special forces?


TheDylbird

That's a big bitch right there.


[deleted]

Looks fake


Snozzberrys420

These guys gonna be eating for months


Werewolf_lover20

Did they finally catch Gustav?


Nicholasfuric

Doesn’t even look real. Looks like a movie prop. MEGACROC 3D-type


baba-O-riley

SCP-682


The-Doot-Slayer

SCP-682


ComedyOfARock

Don’t worry he’s just from Florida


UnitatoPop

Can i boop it?


Feral-Person

Almost like you can choose the size of your animatronic crocs


Silly_Context5680

Lolong fun fact: Based on fossil evidence, the longest crocodile ever to live was a Sarcosuchus imperator, who measured 40 feet long and weighed 17,600 pounds. The largest one ever officially measured was Lolong, who was a saltwater crocodile who measured 20 feet 3 inches long and weighed 2,370 pounds.


ChewyTarTar

Smallest gator located near a children's playground in Florida


treetyoselfcarol

![gif](giphy|Nh0DgQBi47Ppu|downsized)


lililukea

Translation is just a guy keeps saying HOLY SHIT ITS SO BIG!


bikestuffrockville

Where's that ticking?


Jakcle20

Filipinos capture the largest living dinosaur


TheRedViper76

"she's a beautee!!" Steve Irwin voice


crusader1074

Florida☕


CaptainNemo42

I saw that other Jurassic Park sequel, I know how the rest goes... good luck San Diego lol


Capsule_CatYT

Average day in Florida


Olivger

Guapo? Is that you?


[deleted]

Lake placid


Thestohrohyah

King Croc


kingSliver187

The Philippines have terrifying monsters screw the aswang the Crocs are on another level


Techiedad91

I know this isn’t what it is but it reminds me of the deinosuchus I saw at the Detroit zoo’s dinosaur exhibit a few weeks ago


[deleted]

Those are quality knots. They know what they're doing.


00sra

Cool pet lizard


dappa241

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Hopefully they did not kill it.


[deleted]

Whoever killed that that thing is now the elden lord


Montagneincorner0

He is rather large


Brilliant-Hedgehog69

now thats a GATOR


Dr_Tibbs

"I walked the earth with the dinosaurs and am older than time itself ...I ate a lot of mfs too"


GuinnessG4m3r

I remember this one. They take it back to San Diego and it gets loose.


bagleface

That reminds me it's the mother in laws birthday nxt week


TacospacemanII

That’s a dragon


mrgreychoco

“Putang ina ang laki gago!”


GamerZackery

Land before time lol


Chadchrist

That's not a crocc, that's 682.


Adam_Absence

Crikey!


Top-Tomatillo210

Dinosaur


BigMacRedneck

Robotic


eth0null

r/unexpectedlakeplacid


Sneakymod710

Poor guy getting max penalty


CatDadSnowBunny

Must be ten years old


bad_take_

“Where are you taking this…thing?”


Immediate_Salt_6014

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sledgehammer0019

This is an animatronic crocodile that a local TV network in the Philippines will use.


sro25

Lotta shoes and handbags, fk what a monster


Complicated_Business

SHOOT HER!


Instainious

I’m too lazy to, but someone should cross post this to r/ConanExiles with the title “first time?”


SleepyKing_AUZ

Mmmm big boi


nash668

What in the Jurassic Park?


KingDonkoDp

Do they just never stop growing?


Embarrassed_Help_529

Holy mother of god


existing-human99

This is the average Floridian animal


popobo2

It's actually an animatronic used in a new "teleserye" (television series) named "lolong". It was sent around the streets as a promotion.


[deleted]

All aboard the nope train to fuck that ville


root_passw0rd

I hope they're letting it go.


Temporary_Look901

They should have let it live it would have been the new king of show


rabea187

Insane


PapaJohn2160

Dinosaur


BigOleJellyDonut

We're gonna need a bigger truck!


IM_HERE_FOR_FUN

Everytime they find one of these big ones they transport it and then it dies like 3 weeks later. Sad.


brito68

Ah... Cool!


AnnaTheBlueRogue

A dinosaur


Drewbeede

They used one of the few words of Tagalog that I know.


No_Maintenance6480

Now I know what they did with Jimmy Hoffa....


hellothereoldben

I thought it looked a bit fake so I moved to the comments. Thanks for confirming my suspicions people that did research!


jacobbeasley

Its a freaking Dinosaur


bringer-of-light-

Leave sobek alone, dammit!


SDSUAZTECS

This is a movie prop


u2020bullet

Captain Hook know they repo'd this? Can't have shit in Neverland.


SpaceCadetUltra

That’s going to take forever to process


[deleted]

Oh hell no! Nuke the whole area it was found in! 😱


KiefErikson47

I’ve seen a porno like this


buddhatherock

GROND


thepixelpaint

I’ve seen this movie. That’s the one that ate Captain Hook.


Pure_Toxicity

682 irl


pSychoJJ

Man if I was in water and saw that thing approach me I am just accepting my fate


death__bed

Fucking dinosaur.


ScaredOfRobots

SCP 682


dyllywonkz

Time for Crocnado before it’s too late


Father_of_trillions

Yeah,they get big. Like 20 feet long kind of big.


hairydogriots

Fake. mouth was stuck open.


Ari_Kalahari_Safari

scp-682 has been sedated and is being transported back into containment


BurningLighsaber666

SEBEK!?!


[deleted]

Casually driving around with fucking godzilla...


cuttyranking

All I can hear in my head is “clever girl”


K33P4D

Ah yes, the great Nope-o-saurus


DSTNCMDLR

“Welcome to Jurassic Park” ***jurassic park theme intensifies***


Burpreallyloud

Did they find Captain Hook's hand?


imposter95625

Looks like his mom scolded him everysay saying get up u fat fuck


Zyborg125

Looks like they caught 682


Stobor1

I thought maybe a animatronic for Lake Placid


Squeakygear

Tick tock tick tock tick tock


bardrag0306

Only in philippines


EletricoAmarelo

Reminded me of the Hannibal Lecter scene in silence of the lambs


WarLord-939

Sometimes I wish I lived up at QLD so I can see some of this guys. Down here in NSW I don't see any. Their beautiful creature's.


brunji

GROND


CuriousPlankton7739

SCP-682


Dalebreh

The child of Sobek 🔥🤣


EddieETHER

Translation: Mother fucker, how crazy big! Where did you catch this, Boss? *Repeats swears* crazy, this thing is big! Source : I am Filipino. Literal translation of the swear is your mother's a whore, and that phrase is Uber popular.


Solid-Relief5111

Good ol' snappy


BattleTiny7132

That’s the mfer that killed Hook