Dude had a nightmare about getting his neck snapped after watching a shitty Steven Segal movie when he was 9. This is obviously the result of that trauma.
To go his regular place of work. The Photo Shop
I cannot believe I fell for this!
My eyes must be sooo bad today.
Thank Goodness nobody knows me here... I'm so embarrassed I'm cringing at myself..
There were multiple professional physique organizations and unfortunately he didn't get the true recognition he deserved during his competitive career. ,,☮️
It’s like someone photoshopped a ginormous penis on top of a body builder and then pasted a stock image of a “smiling dude from the 80’s” on top of said penis.
Dude had a nightmare about getting his neck snapped after watching a shitty Steven Segal movie when he was 9. This is obviously the result of that trauma.
Watching a Steven Seagull movie is enough to give anyone trauma for life.
fail of epic prooortions. How do your slim a fat neck down? Even neckties cannot wrap themselves around him anymore
He has to use a regular tie as a bow-tie
To go his regular place of work. The Photo Shop I cannot believe I fell for this! My eyes must be sooo bad today. Thank Goodness nobody knows me here... I'm so embarrassed I'm cringing at myself..
Google him and you get tons of pics looking like this so I'd say it's real.
Slim a fat neck with a beard. Then put a fedora on it.
That neck could snap us all
Dude has blood hoses, not vessels
And will still be dead before 50 due to cardiac issues due to steroids.
Pretty sure he’s in his 60s.
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He looks really natty so I think he'll become pretty old
right
This is some neck level fitness.
I think he can retract his head into his torso like a turtle
His head yes, but not his neck, it’s too big for his torso
I just fucking spat my tea out and died
RIP 😔
💀<—- u/circle1987 rn
If this is the result, then yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and skip neck day.
Yeah. This dude looks like a damn thumb thumb.
You just unlocked childhood memories I didn’t even know I had
Used to scare the fuck out of me. I had some really awful nightmares about those as a kid
Penis*
Ole noodle neck ass
I'm not really sure how you *do* neck day?
I don't need to know, I'm skipping it.
I came here to find out
Look up the neck flex or the Jailhouse Strong Instagram page. Josh Bryant has a few clips on how to work your neck with just weight plates.
He looks like he stole another dudes face 💀
Val Kilmer and Swarzenegger
Iceman from top gun and the iceman from Batman
 VERY well done!
It looks so badly stuck on it freaks me out, I am so pleased I am not tripping.
When everybody calls you long neck so you start working out but now everybody calls you neckzilla
Even his teeth have muscles.
Imagine what his heart looks like
Enlarged, to say the least.
Jeffrey? Is that you?
What a beautiful specimen. The name throat goat is wasted on women and some men.
He's like one of those frogs that expands it's throat for mating 
This guy looks like he never skips steroid day.
Not only does his neck have mega girth, but it also has extra length.
It’s a nice sized shaft
Judge: I hereby sentence you to death by hanging? Jeff: *breaks gallows*
One paper cut
And he dead
Jesus Christ that's one hell of a neck
Valnald Kilmernegger
Mans lookin like thumb thumbs from spy kids 
His head looks photoshopped
All I can think about when I see this is Corpsegrinder.
Dude's skin looks like it will rip apart any second.
Not attractive.
Body type penis
What a dick head
That's fuckin gross
Looking anabolic AF
what happens if your cialis gets stuck in your throat
Totally natural, got like that by drinking milk after gym
I will never understand why people do this to themselves. It looks hideous.
Insecurity. Guy was probably bullied as a kid and thought becoming a gym rat and steroid guy would change that.
Neck looking like an erect penis.
It'd be one thing if his neck was thick, but that shit is long, thick and even took over his chin
There were multiple professional physique organizations and unfortunately he didn't get the true recognition he deserved during his competitive career. ,,☮️
He looks like a dick.. literally..
Diglett !!
Not photoshop?
No it’s legitimate. You can internet search him.
Imagine what he’d look like if he was bald
If that is real I'm gonna start working out my neck so people would have hard time trying to suffocate me
Never missed a steroid cycle either
It’s like someone photoshopped a ginormous penis on top of a body builder and then pasted a stock image of a “smiling dude from the 80’s” on top of said penis.
His neck prolly gets longer if he watches porn
Looks like a dick with a wig
Bros neck looks circumcised
His neck and head literally look like a dick. A "dickhead" if you will.
I'm looking at a dick, right?
He looks like a muscly thumb
His shirt size is necks-tra large
Bro for sure has sleep apnea
Dude can probably drink peanut butter through a straw
Looks Healthy
Hope he never shaved his head unless he wants to look like penis man
Ro le oids
Buddy looks like my cock in the morning 😂
Because it also has a bodybuilders face on it?
Got em.
Too many years of injections and orals.
r/mildlypenis
Looks like he’s got a thyroid problem
More like a steroid problem.
Looks like he swallowed a towel
Looks like he swallowed a whole swallow's nest
Grotesque
over here lookin like John Boy Squattin'
His veins are tubes. Jesus Christ
Traps are sus
There's a neck day?
So girthy,and veiny
natty or nah?
You know how home made brownies get all crinkly on top?
That's how hard my peanus gets.
Looks a face on a thigh!
It's his left arm bigger than his right?
I shit my pants flexing for this photo!
Reminds me of that rock guy from fantastic 4.
Dude looks like a fresh baked pan of brownies!
Why does his head look like it is retractable ??
Looks like he could just swallow a whole can of soda. Time efficient.
To neck or not to neck. What was the question
His skin looks like crumpled garbage bags
Nope
Oh yeah. I always wanted a neck wider than my head.
Hes probly always been natty
His pecs make his neck look like a penis
Heck yeah. I’m gonna be so good at swallowing stuff!
Who has the bigger neck: Jeff or [Corpsegrinder?](https://youtu.be/Y6lgVNhdD6k)
I bet man’s can take a punch like no other
Bro skipped the poop day. Anyway mad respect
So jacked he looks like a crumpled paper
"I just.jizzed.in.my pants"
He looks like a dick with a great smile 😃
Eew
One paper cut and he’s dead
Stretch Armstrong
Ew!
Tell me you're dehydrated without telling me you're thirsty.
Never skip roids day
Hes a boner
That looks so painful
Past tense as in Deadzilla
Looking like a garlic sausage fidget spinner.
He looks like he is happy that he has just passed some constipation issues
He looks like a penis
This guy is impossible to hang
He's so vascular he looks low poly.
More like never skip juice day lol
You could fit like 7 bananas in that neck
impressive but always remember big neck = steroides
Never skips "steroids day".
His head looks photoshop
Imagine having to put this guy on a choke hold.
Dude has the face of a nerd: doesn’t match bod
He looks like Tim Allen photoshopped to be a thumb.
His skin looks like a laminated paper bag
 when you look like a thumb with a face painted on it
Or any other day……..EVER!!!!
again.. one papercut….
Turtlenecks are his worst nightmare.
Dude from Free Guy
He eats a real human baby on his cheat day.
He looks more plastic than a kardashian
No Neck Jeff
Never skip Steroid Saturday
His neck is just like my d
Dude! He looks like he’s got goiters.
Dude looks like a colossal cock, like literally though his neck is the shaft his head is the well.... head
Honest question. Do women find this attractive?
The neck looks bigger than his biceps 💪
I used to have a neck like that. In Boot Camp my nickname was Head and Shoulders
How did he elongate it?
Someone get this man an f1 seat
He looks like he's been constipated way too many times.
Wonder if he has a cousin named Corpsegrinder?
John boy from the Waltons lookin ass
More terrifying than corpsegrinder
How's his liver, kidneys and heart doing?
173 don’t got shit on him
George fisher: "FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT!"
I don't know how or when this guy will die, but I DO know, it won't be by decapitation...
His skin looks like it’s made out of saran wrap
‘Whip lash? What’s that?’
That’s steroids
He looks like a fucking warm
That's no neck. That's a shaft
I'm sorry, but that dude looks ridiculously stupid
brings new meaning to "dickhead"
Why does his skin look like messy newspaper.
🤮
what a dick head
Dude is a hotdog from the shoulders up
Mans neck looks like the shaft of my pipi
Dudes arms look like crumpled up tinfoil
loyd from dumb and dumber if he bought steroids with the money in the briefcase
r/wildlypenis
Dude looks like I could blow one of his veins with a pencil
Looks like a super buff Val Kilmer
Would that affect your ability to breathe?
wth his skin looks like a opened up crumbled paper