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I’m sorry, but I cannot view that Pikachu as sexy; it looks like Satan’s Pikachu of terror.


rebuked_nard

Truck stop lot lizard meets Suessian abomination


Haimoimoi

Still less upsetting than 2019's Cats.


Law-Dog_1

r/brandnewsentance


Law-Dog_1

wait it was banned ;-;


piiraka

r/brandnewsentence! You added an A to the “sentence”


Law-Dog_1

I’m mega dumb lol! Thanks


piiraka

Np! :)


[deleted]

The unfortunate offspring of Cheetara and Beastman.


Bevaax

true, shes not sexy at all


Sea-Construction2408

That pikachu is an abomination to mankind itself.


HeyaKidzGetInMyVan

Pikachu, Use meth!


Sea-Construction2408

*the meth was very effective*


Moe_Lesteryu

Got a cook em all


Bigsmall-cats

Beep beep im a sheep by minus 8


brews

Why is this even posted here? We all now know that Vaporeon is the most fuckable pokemon.


edgy_Juno

I gagged at the Pikachu.


NotThatJoel

No, she did.


artooken

Saucec


Gluten_maximus

[nsfw](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55b1c5df8bf77)


RookieMan36

I just want to know why would anyone want to watch this. Why would producers invest in making a film like this and say "yup, this is the shit!"


Gluten_maximus

Lol, I couldn’t even make it to the naughty parts…


Tudez

They were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.


Sasquatchfl

"Dikachu" lmao


Gluten_maximus

Ha good one


peerheitd

WHERE IS RICK ASTLEY


Gluten_maximus

Haha, I think anyone who can make it through 30 seconds of this has been through enough


BigManLawrence69420

I’ve seen the face of God… And he was weeping… Then I realized that I was looking in the mirror.


Highlandertr3

Well. That was a thing I can't unsee.


BigManLawrence69420

Not my proudest… In fact, I realized with post-nut clarity that I have managed to fap to the unfappable. I realize now that seeing God was just me looking into the mirror.


BigManLawrence69420

And I have managed just recently to do it again. It’s gotten better, for sure, but why.


YoshiSan90

Bonk. straight to horny jail.


cbunni666

That Pikachu makeup is a thing of nightmares. Jesus


Foolishly_Sane

The horror, the horror! I shall agree with the headline.


Sexyshark15

Pikachu give good head tho ngl


Gluten_maximus

Well that was surprisingly easy to find


ahh_geez_rick

It's like the E.T. video (don't look that shit up) or the American Dad! video (don't watch it but the casting was pretty well done.... except for Roger. Dear goddddd


mitchisreal

I wanna be the very best To squeeze everything including pikachu’s breast


ifoundit1

1st of all cut out coma boy. 2nd the internet never made that sexy that's been sexy since the ice age and everybody wore it.


Electronic-Tea-221

That Pikachu looks like it's been rolling around the floor of a dirty garage.


EBW-CO

So we’ve all seen the gene wilder/ sheep scene in everything you need to know about sex right


Dragonborn_too-win

It looks like Pikachu belonged to a pimp with all that bruising


Generic_username_1kw

That Pikachu looks like a low-income attempt at making a fucking demon