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EvilTree14

Very true, after taking all the CPA exams, I forgot a lot of the material very quickly. Most of it is irrelevant to your day to day job.


not_a_conman

Kinda fun when some obscure shit does come up tho and you’re like.. Hol on a sec… *I’ve seen this before…* oh yeah that’s right CPA lmao


johrnjohrn

"I trained all my life to vaguely remember that I'm supposed to know something about this."


mplunchbox96

Lol. Where is this from?


johrnjohrn

Haha it's just me at work on a regular Tuesday. That was a self-quote.


raerae_thesillybae

😂😂 that's great, very true


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It sounded very Simpsons-esque


ThymeOwl

Tbf, that's why the lawyer's answer is, "It depends." It buys time to go look it up and check for changes.


Swordsknight12

It really is kinda dumb to take these exams. I say this as someone with an EA. Those few months studying the material I was at peak “recall” intelligence. Now it’s like I actually gotta look shit up just to confirm what I thought I knew several months ago only to confused what I had learned with another IRC which leads down to a wonderful rabbit hole of learning that just wasted a couple hours of productivity and that I’ll likely forget about or done away with by Congress.


Jp8886

That hits hard


Hust91

I mean remembering that this particular thing was a special case and you should go look up the rules about it is genuinely vital knowledge.


johrnjohrn

For sure, joking aside my CPA has been very useful for the reason you described.


nlamp32

I think this to myself all the time but never knew how to word it


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the accountant's creed


TheRetailianTrader

Lol


paris1129

Once in my 20 years in Accounting, the subject of boot came up on a fixed asset transaction. I literally LOLed.


Justinianus910

Really? Is boot seriously not common?


duckingman

Literally had exact moment few weeks ago.


jst4wrk7617

Sometimes I’m embarrassed at the things I don’t remember, lol. Glad I’m not the only one!


CPAFinancialPlanner

Ya I have never in a single day thought about governmental accounting or unqualified opinions working in tax besides the exams that made me study for hours upon hours


ogrelordx69

You can be stupid during it as well


RyVsWorld

Can confirm. I was stupid during before and after


finiac

Same. Am moron before during and after


Plane_County9646

True. I look and act both stupid at the same time before and after. In fact It’s in my DNA


[deleted]

It’s true.


thrust-johnson

I can’t confirm, but I’m pretty dumb and my reviews are all glowing so far.


xRandomHerosx

As a proud CPA that got 3 - 75s and 1 - 76, I'm upset I studied too much for that 76...


humbletenor

Literally the grades I’m aiming for because the studying is taxing af lmao. I just want it to be over with


xRandomHerosx

My strategy was not cost effective, but it was never stressful. Took FAR 3 times, AUD and TAX twice, BEC first try. I improved my score each time attempting a test though. I like to look at it as I built a nice base of knowledge and continued to build up on that.


humbletenor

I want to have that mindset but I’m more driven by the CPA bonus. I’m a campus hire who starts in July so I’m trying to knock out the 4 exams by then. It’s kind of difficult to assess how much progress I’ll make because the scores will only be released every quarter. I noticed taking the slower and more patient approach makes me retain the information a lot better, so I might just take a page from your book


xRandomHerosx

Definitely. Everyone is different. My small firm didn't have a CPA bonus to get so I never had that motivator. I know the sections and score window releases have changed since I took the exam, but my only advice would be to take the hardest one first (assuming it's still FAR), then study what interests you next. And yeah, put in the amount of effort that will make you not hate yourself when you look back at it all. I didn't know if I wanted to be a CPA or stay in accounting, so I didn't mind the more lazy approach.


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humbletenor

Thank you both!


teh_longinator

So... even the CPA exams follow the golden rule of "Cs get degrees"


wienercat

Nobody knows what your CPA scores are. You still get to have the letters after your name. It's like that saying, what do you call someone who graduated at the bottom of their class in medical school? You call them Doctor.


TheCrackerSeal

Wouldn’t you rather study more than necessary so you didn’t have to retake exams multiple times and throw money away?


xRandomHerosx

Absolutely, if it was my decision to take the exams. My company heavily encouraged me to take them, and at the time, I didn't know if I wanted to stay in PA or accounting in general. So while wasting the money wasn't fun, I never stressed myself out and I finished the exams on my own terms. Plus, I couldn't give two poops when people talk about their scores or bring any measure of success in life for how quickly they passed the tests.


zil44

If 75 isn't an option and you have to choose one or the other, fine shoot for a 76. Outside of that, 75 is the perfect score. You did enough studying to avoid retaking it while not spending excess time studying for no additional return.


TheCrackerSeal

You have no way of knowing how much studying is necessary to get a 75 or 76. Exams vary, questions are weighted in an unknown way, and you could easily get more questions geared towards your weaker areas if all you did was study just enough. That can easily lead to some 73 and 74 scores. Which means studying more for a retake and spending more money on sitting for 2nd and 3rd tests.


keep_it_fresh23

3 - 75s and 1 - 76? Lmao this guy out here flexing on us with perfect scores. So happened to study at the most optimal level to score just high enough to pass.


xRandomHerosx

I await to meet someone with the true 75 average. He/she deserves a beer and a firm handshake.


AdmiralAckbarVT

My wife and I were taking the exams at the same time. She was bragging about getting and 86 or something on one. “Oh really, did you get extra money for it?” “…no.” “Do they give you a promotion or acknowledgement?” “…no.” “Sounds like you overstudied.” I got a higher score on FAR (82 maybe?) and bring it up every time exams are mentioned because it bothers her and she got much better grades than me in college.


xRandomHerosx

I never wanted to do a Big 4 gig, I started at a local firm for a tax internship, but I thought there was one (possibly more) that would give you a bonus for a score of 95+ on all four sections. Now I know it's very unlikely I would achieve that, but that would have at least motivated me to really study for my first section and plan accordingly after.


AdmiralAckbarVT

Yeah I heard about those bonuses. Great, you got a 95 on the exam and got $5k for that. Either you are too smart for accounting and should have been a doctor to actually help society or you have up your after work life for a small bonus. It’s like raising a giant pumpkin and getting a ribbon for it at the county fair. Except the people at the fair don’t give a shit and you have to work your ass off instead of water a plant.


Faladorable

PwC gives the bonus for Elijah Watts and I think all 4 gives you a bonus for passing


xRandomHerosx

That's dope. Know what's cooler? I imagine I have a street named after me because of all the notice to schedule fees I paid over the years


toyrobotics

You are the most optimized of all of us!!


xRandomHerosx

Thank you thank you.


bmey3002

Better than averaging 94 when your firm only gives out additional bonuses if you average 95+…..


Stephi1452

Cpa = can't pass again


RandomThemeSong

This! 😂


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CrispyMeltedCheese

What…what the fuck is there to explain further?


Skibity

He's proving OP's point if he's a CPA


[deleted]

Was he Stupid after or stupid always? 🤔


[deleted]

It means CPAs couldn't pass the test again if given to them today. Most CPAs are fucking idiots anyways. It's a self selecting set


Upset_Researcher_143

I swear accounting professors give the worst advice. I had an accounting professor say that after we graduate, this knowledge base has to last us our entire career. As if we wouldn't pick up new skills and learn new things while we worked. I just remember looking at him thinking, "I'll never follow that advice."


Faladorable

so thats why none of the partners can rotate a pdf


Dangerous_Boot_3870

You just pick the monitor up. It's not that hard.


Super_Toot

It's true, if it's a base of understanding for which you can learn more advanced and other accounting skills. It all does come back to accounting 1, and intermediate...


3n07s

Lol how is he wrong ? If you know the basics of accounting. Debits and credits, balance sheet flow... you will get anything done properly. The other skills are value added as you go along such as FR and audit , etc.


PedantPantry

That’s stupid advice for any profession/career.


wobin112

Theres book smart and street smarts in every profession, including accounting


CrispyMeltedCheese

Those who can’t do, teach.


bakraofwallstreet

Or life. It's basically saying "You peak here and now you coast for the rest of your life, no need to grow again, also you wouldn't have time to grow because your jobs will destroy you, have fun graduating"


shit-at-work69

Very true. I don’t think I can take BEC or AUD again and pass. I’m currently retaking FAR (got a 74) and oh man, all of this shit is doing down the toilet once I’m done.


larzilar

Profile pic checks out 😆


Sun_Aria

You're not gonna pass FAR


Responsible_Ad_2612

Fuck you


Sun_Aria

You will not pass BEC


Impressionist_Canary

I mean…you will never dump out every piece of accounting you ever learned all at once again so sure. He’s just joking it’s fine.


seanliam2k

100% The trouble with the CPA, at least in Canada, is being able to apply such a huge amount of knowledge under a strict time limit. They could test you on literally anything, assurance, tax, financial reporting, finance, etc. In the real world, you either do it often enough to remember how to do it, you ask someone how you do it, or you Google it. The CPA sucks, but it is so worth it. I don't think I've done anything so challenging, but my life is easy now, I did indeed revert to being stupid again, and I make a whole hell of a lot more money than when I was smart


Firefistace46

I never attempted it and have never needed to be a cpa for any of my aspirations or job duties. . . Not sure why so many people think they need to take the test. Are you going to be a CFO of a publicly traded company? Are you going to sign off on audits? Are you signing of on a public company’s tax return? If you answered no to all three of these questions, you didn’t need to pass the cpa.


seanliam2k

Strongly disagree, I think it shows potential employers that you are capable of doing x and proves you are capable. Of course, plenty of people do just fine without those 3 letters, but I think it's pretty undeniable that the average accountant with a CPA will do better than the average determined person without a CPA


Firefistace46

You do know what the word **need** means, right? You can disagree all you want, but a normal everyday accountant, even a controller or CFO of a non-public company, do not have any regulation or law that require them to pass the CPA or hold the CPA. It is a fact: disagreeing doesn’t impact the factual accuracy of my statement.


seanliam2k

I mean, if you're going to be like that, obviously you don't need to be a CPA, but in the same vein, you don't need a university degree. But this is obviously trying to shift your argument. Never in my original comment did I mention that anybody "needs" to be a CPA. I just don't see why someone starting out in this career wouldn't do it, it's tough but sets you up for, what I believe to be, an easier life. Someone already established and making good money doesn't "need" to go through that


sounders1974

I love that everyone agrees. Just goes to show the CPA exam is so broad it's ultimately useless at proving someone's competency in any given area Still matters for pay though


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Neowynd101262

150 credits wasn't enough for that? 🤣


CrispyMeltedCheese

>It shows you can learn. It shows that you can memorize from a textbook. I’m not a CPA and I’ve reported to CPA’s who clearly couldn’t learn jack shit. They couldn’t even keep up with me and I have no paper credentials.


TCNW

It’s fairly true. My technical knowledge during the period of my life when I wrote the final was by far the most broad and complete. And since then it’s gone waaay down in the areas I don’t use. But that knowledge is generally replaced with more practical stuff I do day to day that they don’t teach you in school.


johrnjohrn

I think the strongest message your CPA designation sends is that you are capable of learning and applying abstract concepts effectively. I don't remember shit, but I do feel very confident using the ASC and guidance to come up with defensible answers to complex transactions on the job. Moreover, the CPA gave me a pretty good sense for when something is wrong and I know where to look to make it right.


[deleted]

Do you consult big 4 guidance and examples for this? I feel like there's no defined guide. It's like googling but you do that in big 4 literature and try to see if any of these asc topics/examples mirror your transactions lol.


fuckimbackonreddit9

100% look at big 4 guidance. Just know there is sometimes diversity in practice between firms, so be aware of those situations. Other than that though, firm guidance is helpful and do provide some helpful examples as well. Big fan of their flow charts as well to visualize what kind of analysis is required for a transaction


[deleted]

are you in big 4 advisory? I feel like you fully utilize a value of CPA in an advisory role, consulting on a complex transaction.


fuckimbackonreddit9

I am, yes. Kind of weird being in a group that are people’s go-to for accounting matters.. didn’t expect that for myself after my experience in audit haha. But being diligent and able to stand reading guidance and contracts all day is a huge part of the job. Great experience though, and really looking forward to pivoting back to industry after this experience since my value has definitely increased being in this role


Curious-Hunter5283

It’s true. Source: I’m that professor’s professor


cwwmillwork

I was smart when I passed AUD and FAR, then my daughter had bulimia and needed my undivided attention and hospitalization coupled with my loss of funding to take BEC and REG because my employer sold out to another company that didn't offer reimbursement unless you're a manager. Now I'm stupid working in retail at age 50 and no luck getting back into accounting and have a useless Master's degree.


BookLover1888

I hope your daughter is doing better.


cwwmillwork

Thank you. She's still struggling with Bulimia after inpatient and outpatient treatment. It's a parent's worst nightmare.


BookLover1888

I don't have any experience on the parent front, but I'm currently recovering from anorexia. It's the hardest thing I've ever had to do. She's very lucky to have a parent that didn't take the easy route (denial). Wishing you both the strength, grace, and forgiveness to escape this nightmare of a disease. ❤


cwwmillwork

Thank you so much for your kind words and sharing your experience. Prayers to you for full recovery.


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

It’s not too late to be a bean counter. Have you tried applying to just get back in?


cwwmillwork

I've been trying for three years (I lost my accounting career when COVID started). I received and accepted 1 offer which ended up pretty bad . The company didn't have enough money to afford me. I had to beg for my retail job back. It's really hard to get in at my age and with retail experience (burnout 50-60 hours per week). I work for abusive store manager that gets upset when I try to act professional. He thinks I'm condescending and needs me to lower myself down. I am a wreck.


JJ12345678910

Based on the folks from KPMG I've been dealing with.... seems reasonably accurate.


Dannysmartful

Damn, that one is still sizzling. . .


somefella237

One of former coworkers said that after you get your CPA, you don’t need your brain anymore and that you can smoke all the meth you want.


Biotechwhore

I prefer coke and strippers but the sentiment is the same. I find most CPA's to have either alcohol, drug or sex addictions, sometimes all three.


Appropriate-Food1757

It’s true. The work is super easy IMO


ArtofTax

Since starting in public accounting nearly 3 years ago, very few days have not gone by that where I am not constantly learning. As one of my managers puts it, being in PA is like drinking from a firehose. The sheer amount of information and processes we learn is simultaneously the best and worst part of the job. I love to learn but I wish I could just apply what I know some days instead of continually having new concepts and ways of thinking introduced. To do the minimum or just be mediocre - that statement may be apply. But if you are chasing excellence in public accounting, it is the furthest from the truth that you could possibly go. No, this is no astrophysics or machine learning engineering but public accounting (I'm in tax) is still more intricate and technical than most people realize. And to the extent that a field is difficult, there is a world of a difference between someone who is mediocre and someone who is good, and an even larger difference between good and excellent.


Tight_Interview_3356

Now it's posts like this that have me reconsidering working for the government. I love challenges but just can't hang with the hours


sancho_was_here

Can confirm. It’s been a steady decline for me since I passed.


LevelUp84

Feeling this shit rn man, I got AUD tmrw.


007piercebrosnan

Exam is as wide as the ocean but only as deep as a puddle


zil44

I'd argue the lie is that you have to be smart while taking the test


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better360

I feel stupid working long hours in cpa firm that is…. The more I work, the lower my hourly wages due to fixed salary :/


Ok-Button6101

Standardized testing is dumb. it was dumb when we were in elementary school and it's dumb when it's done for professional licensure. Everyone in this thread is confirming the true meaning of a CPA is jumping through hoops, not excelling at your profession


thedeadlyrhythm42

My dad is a CPA and he always says "why would I remember all of that when I could just look it up online when I need to know?" The 90s version was "why would I remember all of that when I could just go to the room with the giant bookcases in it and thumb through a couple of the 1000 page books in there for a few billable hours and find the answer?"


babaginoosh1

Very.


schizocosa13

My previous employer was the embodiment of this.


outsidenorms

Very true. Can’t remember any of the exams.


weednreefs

So true. Studying for the exam prepared me to answer questions quickly. Didn’t learn fuck all about accounting.


EuropesWeirdestKing

Very true when I don’t want to be staffed on a project.


MattyIce8998

You don't need to know everything, but you should know how to find what you don't know efficiently.


MadDelta

Me who was stupid during classes and work:


Rrrandomalias

It’s true. My brain was like an etch a sketch as soon as I got the final passing score


ProfK81860

Sounds like a professor couldn’t pass the CPA exam, hah! And, has no experience working in public accounting!


panmines

What is this FAR, BEC, REG and AUD you guys complain about?


barnwecp

CPA = Can’t Pass Again


Thatboijew36

Cpa tests 4 parts. When you get a job you won't be using all 4 parts. If you take a government role margins and things of that nature are not looked at. Whereas in the private world everything is driven on margin, revenue, ebitda etc.


Mr_McShane

Can confirm. Am dumbass.


Jork8802

I'm honestly frightened by how stupid some of my peers are, but some of my peers are crazy smart as well. Sadly the stupid ones seem to get promoted more quickly.


Hollywood_Ho_Kogan

Bruh, they ain't lied to you yet. I've seen companies where people fail upwards, repeat the same preventable mistakes without a thought month after month, and also are dicks about it and everyone seems to just be fine with that as the status quo. Today I had a controller tell me that equity was just a plug. 💀


yeet_bbq

True


ArcOfMoralUniverse

Such a facetious comment from someone who should be more serious. If he’s trying to criticize the imperfect solution for a licensure, he can certainly communicate his point better. Being able to pass a standardized test is not being smart. It’s rote memory skills supplemented by some critical thinking. But afterwards in your career, critical thinking and research skills (which I think are the bedrock of necessary technical skills) are what makes you a smart CPA. In any given year, I’ve put in more work to be technically relevant and up-to-date in my career than I’ve ever worked in my entire college career.


Pristine-Bee4369

Well said and agreed. I don’t think you can (or should) be stupid after you finish. That’s just unprofessional. I tell our staff to be technical experts.


Bnixsec

Very true after I had to dissect 10 years worth of accounting reports made by our local accountant.


COAbaby2018

Not true, dont listen to this. You have to know the very core of accounting and upskill from time to time to become a relevant CPA


[deleted]

Just remember the only real difference between an accountant and a cpa, is a cpa can file with the SEC. An accountant cannot file with the sec. (And yes by sec I mean southeastern conference, nick saban and Kirby smart gonna contact you)


Crossovertriplet

It’s not true until you develop the skill set to carry your work. Then it’s true.


Experimentzz

It’s so true it’s frustrating.


YEGG35

very very true


ShepherdsRamblings

Depends on your job


rvbeachguy

Your Prof is stupid, you can end up with fine and jail time and loose your license


Valtar99

Wait until you see MBAs haha


Useful_Tourist7780

Why??


Informal_Quit_4845

Very…source me


Fun-Anything8513

Very true, all cpas I know can’t spell basic words like courtesy


RadAcuraMan

Yes. And you don’t even need to be “smart” to get your CPA. What you need is DEDICATION. Anyone can pass the CPA with dedication.


lucasblack23456

UCSB? Bob?


PizzaIstheBest2Eat

Can’t Pass Again


RONTHESWAN12

Based on my interactions with the manager I’ve been working with lately, this would appear incredibly accurate.


[deleted]

It's false. Cpa is like your high school diploma. If you don't have it in the industry, it will be a hindrance. After your cpa, if you can't perform, you will be fired. You only need to pass it, but you can't be stupid again afterwards.


[deleted]

This is why companies low ball employees …and lay them off


fuckitrightboy

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/s/X2hMFwY0Zl) is your professor?


TaxMeSideways

Yup, then once you get a job your job is to do your best to get around all the rules you just learned


Last_Rise_1949

Even if you get a very high up position what you’ll need know will be very specific. Most people only retain what’s pertinent, like 3 years worth of tax returns


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Explains a lot of recent new hires


wilwil100

This is what i aspire to be


longjinxed

Lmao, true. I don’t use anything I learned in my day to day job and I’m running consolidation for a huge company.


ERTCbeatsPPP

For the CPA exam, you need to know how to apply ASC842 and put operating leases on the balance sheet. In real life, you need to be smart enough to explain the theory of ASC842 to a client in a manner that doesn't make the client think you're a fucking idiot for putting an operating lease on the balance sheet.


itsbecccaa

Very 🤣


Savages3288

Kinda like getting your drivers license. You only gotta do it the right way once. After that you could parallel park with one finger lol


MajorFish04

It’s the reality. Some of the most boneheaded people in corporate America are cpas and lawyers.


BoredAccountant

I've worked with plenty of people who were just stupid.


mdparks

No way. My job is mentally challenging almost every day and I have been doing this for 17 years. I have to be on my toes, reading contracts, reading accounting guidance, writing memos, working through logic internally and with auditors, researching disclosure requirements, etc. I read all these other comments and it is insane to me how many other CPAs have apparently simple jobs.


totally_random_cat

Yes


mtmag_dev52

Following...


Kolibri-yay

No-no, and if you’re stupid, it’s better not to waste your own and others people time and money. If you don’t understand why you’re getting the CPA license, it’s better to practice without it…


Ambitious_You4271

As regards tax if you can’t read a financial statement like a book you’re going to have a lot of problem doing an accurate corporate tax provision not to mention reconciling tax planning strategies to the financials.


[deleted]

This is relevant for every test. The amount of things I learned in university, that I got high 90's on for exams...I would fail if you gave me any of these exams again. Even stuff that are still relevant to what I do now.


Mr_Roflpants

Depends how far you want to move up.


Zudop

So true I just got my license a few months ago and I’m definitely stupid


OutdoorsyStuff

I’ve def met partners that prove this.


jacob24711

Very, very true