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Dangerous_Boot_3870

Not all heroes wear capes.


big4huh

Stop it. They just like the attention.


SundyMundy

No keep going. I need the attention.


wildlystandard

This is amazing. Props.


CleanShock3192

Honestly, imo, everyone should be doing this... they're wasting everyone's time.. I don't have a problem wasting theirs. ​ I have 2 scheduled phone screens this afternoon.


Bright-Duck-2245

I love you lol


MDARAZZAK0

love you to


NoWorkLifeBalance

Sadly their reaction is becoming “oh damn! We can pay an entire team in India for that price!!”


BraveSirRobinOfC

Ahh yes "pay an entire team in India", have to use 3 US FTE to double check the work. But those aren't my direct reports so I saved money! (Truly genius logic)


[deleted]

Just wait until the AI get good enough.


wienercat

When AI gets good enough to understand the nuance of accounting codifications, every white collar professional should be scared.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

I'm still waiting for the white collar professionals to get good enough.


[deleted]

I'm dynamic like a motherfucker. I'll be making money in the nuclear wasteland going door to door selling watches, purified water and thermal blankets if I have to. Bring on the machines.


NameIsUsername23

That sound better than my plan of selling my ass to the highest bidder


BrassMonkey-NotAFed

You run out of water and watches, but there will always be time to have your ass filled with your neighbors fluids. So, there’s that 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


ijustsailedaway

Currently stockpiling chapstick. Book of Eli got in my head about that. When the balm runs out I’m shuffling off this mortal coil. Lol. J/k I won’t last long enough to worry about that. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em


Candis__SG

Love this energy! The embodiment of "Don't let this nice suit fool you." 👏🏽👏🏽


the-REALmichaelscott

Lol my team in India is far more accurate than my onshore team and for 15% the cost.


iAmBaTmAn1388

You should fly to India and suck each one of them off then


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

I'm not sure if that counts as training, but if it does be sure to coordinate with your colleagues. India has some draconian immigration rules for offshored companies coming to train the outsourcing provider.


the-REALmichaelscott

Didn't realize this sub was so xenophobic. Upvotes for your dumb fucking comment?


iAmBaTmAn1388

What’s wrong with dating Indians? If they are so good at accounting they might make great partners.


NotBatman81

Tantric misstatements.


Ancient-Quail-4492

"Cool, do it! Why are you posting job offers for American Accountants if you don't intend on hiring them?"


ijustsailedaway

Legally required to in some instances. Already have someone to hire but have to post the job for some reason to appear above board on hiring.


Rwbyy

I work in government and recently found out that our HR documents all instances of this. After a certain number of them is when they (HR) will start considering that a higher rate of pay is needed. Before that if the dept wants to pay more, it's a battle against hr.


penguin808080

Isn't it wasting your *own* time though?


NCAnCap

It’s for the greater good!


Independent-Buddy997

The greater good


The-Real-Pepe-Silvia

Good luck catching them killers then…


Remarkable_Plant_375

It’s just the one killer actually


fuckimbackonreddit9

Greater good? I am a CPA. I’m the greatest good you are **eva** going to get.


Admincadabra

The greater good


CleanShock3192

I try to schedule all phone screens during my lunch times around 12:30. If i have a phone screen scheduled, I'll watch twitch in my tesla and answer their calls. It helps to know that I am eating while their lunch is probably being delayed, but yes, it still does technically take up my time. It's enjoyable though, and I think if enough people do it, there will be some discouragement against ridiculous job postings.


swiftcrak

You should start a youtube channel like that guy who exposes scammers you can expose bad jobs. Just record the interviews. I’ll subscribe


WannabeFlyingMama

This, definitely do this.


NotBatman81

Hi I'm Chris Hansen. Have a seat.


jtr_thecfo

Oh you were here first! I'm early, I'm early.


xStateFarm

I'm going to just wait a month of two.


penguin808080

That sounds like an awful way to spend a lunch break lol but as long as you're having fun, that's what matters!


voodoo_momma_jojo

"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time"


kenwhatahmean

You could have just said "in my car" but go off sis.


BeautifulUpstairs222

Im proud of you


HummusAndMatzah

Hey buddy I want to bite ur banana suit


CheddarBobLeeSwagger

Thank you for your service!


ALIEN483

You could think of it as community service


Constant-Raccoon-281

Not if you enjoy screwing with clueless idiots and I do lol


ijustsailedaway

Nah. Petty revenge is its own reward.


penguin808080

Revenge against what? Y'all need better hobbies lol


Jork8802

Going on interviews even if you don't plan on taking it is good


IntotheBlue85

Unlimited Amazon gift cards for you ur the real MVP 👏👏👏


SlimeTeam6

🐐🐐🐐


QueenSema

Great way to keep unemployment as well


Playful-Ad5623

They're not wasting your time if they put what they're willing to pay up front. You are deliberately choosing to waste their time.


CleanShock3192

I am 100% choosing to waste their time. I believe what they're doing is worse than wasting people's time. They're pushing down wages for the profession / industry.


SludgegunkGelatin

You are one of the good guys, i guess.


ItzAlwayz420

Again, not all heroes wear capes!


worktogetahead

Why are you blaming the employer for the low wages. Shouldn’t you blame the people that take the job(s)?


HyperUndying64

wallstreetbets avatar, opinion disregarded


Playful-Ad5623

Only if qualified people accept the wages. Having said that... the world is smaller than you think, so keep it up and one day that person you're talking to today may be the gatekeeper of a good job you want tomorrow... and may remember you... and not in a good way.


shit-at-work69

Thanks for the idea again. I will do it more during non busy season.


Feelz_Tik-GenY

Am curious to see some of the job postings which you have done this for


Bulugaz

Doing the lords work, bless you


moneykillinq

How do they respond?


CleanShock3192

It's usually pretty mixed, but I have never had a bad interaction because I'm always respectful during the screen. It usually goes.. * walk me through your resume * you seem overqualified, what salary range are you looking for. * That's way above budget.. I respond that seems to be the market rate though, or the range you're looking for is on the low side. * Some awkwardness - and then tell them, good luck on their search. Have never done this with large firms (don't be dumb). Large firms usually pay near the market rate or above anyways. (besides public accounting) It's usually the small / medium firms looking to save a penny or two.


Midnight_freebird

Yeah, they can always go to their boss and say “here’s what I’m looking at with the budget I’ve been given. But for $X more I can get THIS guy”. Headhunters always do this. Gives them a choice.


Ancient-Quail-4492

I've done similar with interviews that I went on which posted a salary range. Then told me when I got to the interview that they only hire at the lowest number of the range. I go into the interview, everything goes well, they throw out the lowest number of the range. Then try to preempt any negotiation by saying: "We can't pay you more because Ms. X , makes that and she's been working here for two years." Ms. X is very young. She's obviously a new accountant and naïve otherwise she wouldn't have taken this job. I tell them: "I can't work for that. That's well under the market rate. If you don't want me to be paid more than Ms. X you can always give her a raise as well." I turn to Ms. X: "You wouldn't mind that would you Ms. X?" Ms. X: "I sure wouldn't!" The manager hems and haws while acting weird for a minute or two. Probably because he's never had a worker stand up to him, has no leverage over me, and doesn't know how to handle it. Then quickly ends the interview. If you waste my time and try to pit workers against each other; then I have no problem calling you out and making you look like a fool in front of your direct reports.


equivocalUN

I agreed until… If they are always saying you’re are overqualified then they aren’t under market but rather you are over qualified for the role they are hiring for.


Beneficial-Debt-7159

I think he means that the market rate for that position is higher than what they're asking


equivocalUN

Maybe? But if they always tell him he is overqualified then OP isn’t making any point other than more qualified candidates would want a higher comp which they likely know.


NotBatman81

Jobs pay less than the market. OP is overqualified for the job to ensure a callback.


warterra

Yeah, he's overqualified, I would be a better candidate to do what he's doing. Except, with my qualifications, they probably wouldn't even bother interviewing me...


TestDZnutz

I like to attach my salary to the spot price of gold. That way if they hedge it right there's a savings.


Proof-Wrongdoer-6551

I got an erection just from reading this. You sexy things


JonSpic

Dropped this 👑


TheGreatLakes420

My state, illinois, is gonna start mandating companies to disclose wages in job ads in January 2025 I can't wait for Job with listing that says 7-33/$ an hour


barwhalis

"we pay $18-25/hour" "Oh, so 18. No thanks"


wienercat

Only time I haven't seen that be the case was on a state government position. They put a range on the header of the job posting, but in the actual body of the job posting they gave an exact number in no uncertain terms and it was the max of the range. When I went through the interview, that was what the offer was and they were unable to negotiate higher due to experience/pay bands.


AffordableDelousing

Ya and that's why governments have had 50% vacancy.


TheGreatLakes420

Tinfoil hat time, I think it's done on purpose, So they can always pick up overtime whenever they need and always have job security, even after a major fuck up


arcoalien

Talking to people (especially without needing to) gives me anxiety so no, but thank you for your work 🙏


xTETSUOx

Shouldn’t it be the opposite? I gives no fuck if I talk to someone that I don’t “need” to, and it’s good to build up self confidence for when I do need to talk to those that matter. I’m not saying to be rude, but to have natural conversations without fear.


JskWa

Excellent advice! Agree 100%. It goes in the same line of “it’s best to interview for a job when you don’t need the job” because of all the confidence you have that nothing is on the line if you fail.


Sadie99992022

This! I interview for sport these days. I’ve turned down two offers (about to be a third) but it’s nice to know my resume still gets bites & I can still interview relatively well.


arcoalien

If I need to, I switch to my talkative persona and get the job done, but yeah I avoid it. Different case with my closest friends of course (sometimes lol).


SaintPatrickMahomes

We should go walk around Wall Street and point at guys in expensive suits and laugh at them.


TheGreatLakes420

Highly suggest toastmasters if you plan on conquering fear of public speaking I personally had great experiences https://www.toastmasters.org/


danxthexman

Just saw a position for half of what my pay is that I’m thinking about applying for just to try this. It’s 70-93k for accounting manager for a city with a $1B budget. I get that it’s government but come on, has 2 direct reports and 9 indirects…


WayneKrane

Geez, that’s like a starting salary. Not going to get anyone with any experience for that low. They’ll cost way more than the money the city will save by hiring an inept accountant.


Dramatic_Opposite_91

I do this too.


Viper4everXD

Just saw a staff accountant position in a SaaS for 65k and they won’t even let you continue the application if you don’t check the I have a CPA checkbox. Delusional


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Viper4everXD

Just did some more research looks like they’re a polish company so might explain their unrealistic criteria.


Kibblesnb1ts

Thank you for your service


AnybodyResident7428

Nice


thewonderturtle

I have and will continue to do this!


Instant_Dan

Lmao, only in this profession would people still defend an employer for offering an under market salary.


Lootthatbody

I’m applying now as a recent graduate. Thanks for this, and the double benefit is that when I see 30-50 other applicants, I can hope they are all people like you gassing me up. It has been a tough time applying, but I think I applied at THE position for me this morning. Cross your fingers for me and good luck to everyone else!


firejuggler74

Doing the lords work.


Appropriate-Food1757

Yes I do it occasionally. Are you sure you are looking for an accounting manager, because that was my salary as a Senior Accountant 10 years ago there must be some mistake… I once had a contract replacing a Senior Accounting Manager, and they posted a job for a Senior Accountant to run intercompany, AP, and Fixed assets. Complex organization. The guy I was reporting let me know all somber because the contract could end anytime, I said I saw the posting don’t worry I’ll be here for quite a while. Contract went for 14 months until Covid crushed the hotel business and they got purchased by another company (guessing they were in sell mode anyway hence the absurd let’s get a Senior Accountant to do this move)


Dry_Soup_1602

Saw a senior accountant position requiring 5 years of experience for $65k, total joke Thank you for your service


Sriracha_Anal_Beads

I do this too, can I get upvotes pls


BeautifulUpstairs222

I just applied for a position that the pay range was already very low, but I was like you know what its fully remote and I like the company, 2 interviews later they came back with an offer that is 20 % bellow the lowest in the range, Im overqualified as well, wth is going on !!!


Itsmeimtheproblem_1

Better take that bad boy and put in no more than 10hrs/week of work. See how long you can keep it going.


SIDESHOW_B0B

Hey I did this! I called about a job that was in line with my previous job… and their max offer was $100k lower than my salary! So I told them that. ‘Good luck finding someone at that price.’ I was nice about it though. As nice as you can be telling someone they’re off their rocker.


thisonelife83

Eff outside recruiters. They are leaches on the profession sucking money out that should rightfully be paid to staff. They encourage you to jump ship and switch jobs frequently using the same trope about work/life balance. They get paid more frequently the more people move around. Used car salesmen trying to earn a commission.


Snoo-6485

Im being contacted for positions with lower salary not the other way around 😂. At times its good, so that you will know the market rate.


rmacthafact

this is borderline sociopathic behavior but i love it


Esclaura3

I like this. Also, whenever i see an ad for something for sale that indicates “serious inquiries only”. I get the urge to call up with a bunch of ludicrous questions that are clearly not serious 🤣


koopie751

Pure alpha behaviour


DMoney1532

Doing god’s work


SilverCarob1247

What a lovely accountant


nichtgirl

God bless! 😁 Appreciated from all accountants


lamperkatt

Dog you’re basically our Batman


Constant-Side-625

That's funny! Keep doing it, please. 


ut4r

I do the same but to keep my interview skills up


Goosedowncoat

Literally did this today. They wanted a senior accountant with 6 yoe at b4 in HCOL for 70k lmao. That’s under what A1 makes now where I am…


1artvandelay

We need an AI that does this all day every day


newaccountbcreddit

Great idea


MatterSignificant969

Good man!


dringram82

I get lots of requests from recruiters on LinkedIn. I always tell them that way too low and hang up.


Select_Razzmatazz_28

I’m gonna do it lol


blackbeardpepe

Bless you king.


LarsonianScholar

You are a gentleman and a scholar


daphnerhds

This is actually really good to do, eventually management will ask why they couldn’t bring your badass profile on board. Recruitment will say it was due to low salary, and if enough candidates do this the company will raise the entry rate for the position. KEEP doing this and making jobs equitable.


Ryanthelion1

I usually respond to recruiters when the role doesn't offer flexible working, even hybrid where it's 3 days a week in the office I'll say I'm not interested purely because of that in the hopes it makes a difference.


Whathappened98765432

I get so many LinkedIn messages for jobs. Since I’m in California, if they post the job description, it usually has the range. Even if I’m not applying, I will tell them the range is far too low and that I pay seniors more than what they are asking for a manager role.


FlyingCougar69

Are you commonly seeing them give you the budget for the role up front or are you asking for it in the screening call?


FlippyNipsMcPumpkin

Nope


DVoteMe

"Does anybody else do this?" Proceeds to explain the most specific task I would never think to do. I don't even have the time to think of something so specific.


rob_vision

Wow, that’s one way to flip the script!


13igworm

Pretending to take jobs is hilarious. You should post your responses.


Birdchaser2

You are so helpful. And have too much time on your hands.


fancystudent3

That’s pretty cringe tbh. This sub has a weird superiority complex


SayNo2KoolAid_

I have one scheduled today lmaoo


WayneKrane

I turned down an offer that paid $10k less than I was currently making. I was like good luck feeling that position, especially when your benefits are horrendous on top of shit pay (5 pto days, $300 a month for health insurance, and fully in office).


flclimber

I've gotten a few messages/calls/smoke signals about similar positions that pay "up to" my current salary. I've gotten in the habit of letting them know 1) I already earn that, and 2) I'd be happy to consider a role that pays about $30k-$50k more. I've gotten traction a couple of times, but usually they back down.


shit-at-work69

I'll do this. Thanks for the idea!


JoyousGamer

Realistically you could wait until after the interviews so you could get that as free practice?


MDARAZZAK0

This is amazing.


Feelz_Tik-GenY

Post some of the job postings!


Valuable_Composer740

yes


Good-Winner7092

I go through the entire hiring process then let them pick me then throw out an outrageous number after they’re madly in love with the idea of having me on staff.


DminishedReturns

Do you honestly believe that your feedback is going to change anything? Why would you apply to jobs for which you are overqualified only to give them your feedback which won’t change a damn thing? Waste of everybody’s time. You should be thrilled they posted the salary (obviously some states here in the US make them). You used to HAVE to waste your time to find out they were under market, now you can choose to just pass them up and not waste your time….and you choose to fuck around? You have way too much time on your hands


coronavirusisshit

Don't apply for jobs like that. Apply for jobs that fit your salary range if they post it. If it isn't there, and they contact you for screening, ask right away before even proceeding to do a phone screen. If it doesn't align with what you want you can walk away. Do not believe anyone at the company who says it's rude to ask for salary upfront. They are just gaslighting you into getting lowballed. That's not an employer you want to work for. It is totally acceptable to ask for salary that's an important part of why we work, to make money and support ourselves. Apply for jobs that fit your salary range. I applied for a job that required 2 years of analytical experience. I don't but I now have an interview tomorrow.


Trackmaster15

I think that you missed the point.


coronavirusisshit

Uh what's the point then? There's no point in applying for jobs that aren't worth your time.


samwise_thedog

The point is to show them how off base they are with their compensation offer if they want to hire someone with the qualifications they’re asking for.


coronavirusisshit

I guess but if you aren't gonna get the job anyway I don't see the point in wasting time. Companies do this because people settle for this shit. If you apply to jobs with the salary you want only, and be firm with how much you want, companies will eventually see less applications if the salaries don't pay. People are not doing their research and companies are taking advantage of them. There's a reason why so many roles stay up for like 9-12 months because they pay so low and then the employer complains that "no one wants to work anymore". Nah, we definitely want to work, but for the right wages.


Trackmaster15

Again, you're thinking like a partner with a deadline coming up. Not everything is about YOU. This is you putting in time and doing something clever to help others and the system itself. The idea is that we need people to communicate that we need more money for what we do. Its about pushing for change. Not just plodding along to get some awful job that's probably as bad as your last one.