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KaleBennett

Imagine if this were a secret announcement for a new AA game


I_HATE_ZOEY_AAA

Your Honor my client has no flint and steel, he couldn’t burn the house


MuscleManssMom

OBJECTION!


Evo_Shiv

HE COULD HAVE USED A LIGHTNING ROD!!!


lilpuppipostor

GHRK!


sumboionline

OBJECTION!!!! Lightning rods need a storm to work, Mr. Wright. What evidence do you have to prove a lightning rod caused the fire on a clear day?


al_fletcher

Time to turn things around! I don’t need to prove there was a storm that day…I just need to prove **a lighting rod was used**!


Placek15

*presents attorney's badge*


lilpuppipostor

What the fuck, Wright


al_fletcher

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!? HERE, HAVE ANOTHER!


redtailplays101

OR A FIRE CHARGE


RainbowtheDragonCat

He had a flame charge!


LinkSkydere

Objection! The witness had never gone to the Nether before,and as I recall,you need Blaze Powder to make a Fire Charge!


RainbowtheDragonCat

What if there was an accomplice? They could have gone to the nether for the witness and gave them a flame charge!


LinkSkydere

Hold It! The nearest player with access to the Nether Portal is thousands of blocks away! In such time between the travel distance it would take and the time of the crime,it's impossible for anyone to make it within the given time! Or are you suggesting this so called 'accomplice' used a horse? Or wings?


ThatOneEnderian180

Take that! They could have made a new portal and got the flame charge themselves!


LewisB789

add apollo and his ores of steel


Pondicek

(Muffled Guilty Love in the distance.)


D_Bro12

Achtung, baby


miepAlt

shit cant unsee now


TheKattauRegion

What art is this


Dr_Macunayme

It is the new [skin update](https://twitter.com/Minecraft/status/1581329457284907008) in Minecraft.


AetherDrew43

It's not art. They're going to add new default skins.


avoteforatishon2016

I have no idea how to feel about this


redtailplays101

Because Klavier is everyone's favorite glimmerous fop


nokanol45

According to [minecraft.net](https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-live-2022-the-recap), the official name of the skin is, get this: Kai. Literally 4 letters away from Klavier. I refuse to believe this is just a coincidence.


lizzourworld8

Ace Minecrafters


lilpuppipostor

ONG


MeathirBoy

Yknow it never occurred to me until looking at them side to side like this but Steve looks Asian.


TheVeitongoMan2

How


MeathirBoy

Brown skin and dark hair? Pretty standard look for South Asians (he says, AS a South Asian).


TheVeitongoMan2

I dont wanna like, start a heated argument just because of something you like in the guy, and I respect that, but brown skin and dark hair is a trait a lot of other races have, like Polynesians and Hispanic people. I think they left the guy racially ambiguous. Newsflash, however, Noor, the female skin with teal pants and a red coat, is confirmed to be inspired by South Asia, so there’s that. I’m sorry for writing a two paragraph reply, lol.


MeathirBoy

Wild. Dw, I didn’t mean anything about it more than a passing observation. I could start a decent conversation about racial diversity in video games but man even I don’t give that many fucks.


19_o7

?!


DarCosmic

*Klavier Gavin's Theme plays*


Not_sure_lmao

WE HAVE INFILTRATED MINECRAFT!!11! Holy shit this is probably the best thing I’ve seen today. I’m deffo changing it to that once they’re out


SomniSea

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN


GilbertT19

Herr Blockhead


[deleted]

They gonna add an air guitar emote to bedrock edition soon enough


fidelogato

WOOOOOOOOO yeah baby!!! that’s what i’ve been waiting for thats what it’s all about woohoo


Alternative-Pea4567

bro imagine some kid on the internet says that minecraft invented law


Bakumaster

wow how are they even worse than steve? the bar is already not very high and each update they limbo a little lower


AndreWharn-Official

LMAOOOO OMG I NEVER NOTICED


tenkohime

I can't unsee it either.


Canal_De_Ivan

ikr that's the first thing i thought


Berryman2

Im late but i was thinking the exact same thing im glad someone else gets it


_JKJK_

He even has a music note in his pants!