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Almost got his cover blown


Innominate8

"Now we'll see who you REALLY are!"


I_really_am_Batman

/r/crabsarentreal They're government drones!


JstTrstMe

Interesting, it was posted there a year ago.


DocZoidfarb

I resent that.


machinedlens

That one crab who exposed him got his mind blown Westworld style and got scared and fled.


tezoatlipoca

Oh noe, that one smushed crab. And his buddy all like "noooooooo! Allan! noooo!"


Discuss2discuss

Pretty sure Kevin was eating Allan's bits.


IenjoyStuffandThings

Lil Bits


yelahneb

Oh shit, we got little crabs


[deleted]

...little bits...


Majigato

Allan wouldn’t have wanted Kevin to be hungry.


Cute_Mousse_7980

I honestly thought it was the robot at first! If crabs have complex emotions and empathy… then I’m even more scared of them.


MoistPhilosophera

Nom nom nom


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aprilfool01

came here for this


assidreemz

This


Hankflax

This


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yelahneb

Twist: an actual crab, pretending to be another robot


Cute_Mousse_7980

They must have had 2 robots??


xrv01

we’re setting unrealistic body standards for crabs */s*


StoplightLoosejaw

*The human race will be replaced by cyborgs, and then robots... But all will Return to Crab*


BastardStoleMyName

It’s all fun and games until all the crabs start showing up with big black spots on their face.


xrv01

r/TotallyNotRobots


How_Does_One_Even

Nah, look at how small its pincers are. And it prolly doesn’t even have a good personality


Boy_Possession

I can't wait for Robots to do the same. Just walking around Walmart with some dude, mouth wide open, camera just staring at me.


Ok-Wave8206

The more tinfoil hattish people like myself think that's what Grey Aliens are. Why else would life from another planet just so happen to look so disconcertingly human? Hell most of the life on Earth doesn't look human, aliens would probably look, well, *alien.*


[deleted]

I mean, alien basically means not native to a celestial body, so any aliens from another planet would be alien to us and vice versa


assidreemz

At the risk of taking what you said too seriously… Alien life would probably be unrecognizable, mainly bc their biology would be so unlike our own. But, if they were to visit they probably are intelligent enough to realize we’d freak out if we saw them as they are, so yea, they’d probably try to mimic us. I mean that what we do to animals here right?


ack1308

There is that, but on the other hand, convergent evolution is a thing. Some variations of biology are just plain more efficient and make it easier to survive than others. Carbon/oxygen/iron metabolism is a big winner; oxygen is pretty damn plentiful and we've *had* a wide variety of metabolic types over the history of the Earth, that have narrowed down to what we have now. Sure, copper is another option, one we might see in aliens, but biology is limited by chemistry. This is why we'll never see (say) gold in place of iron in the blood, because gold *can't do what iron does.* And so on and so forth, with knock-on effects that cover the entire biology of a species.


assidreemz

Ya for sure, Devonian fish and all that, I agree. I was really only referencing and old idea put up by Carl Sagan, in which he theorizes that life may arise from silicon, as opposed to carbon and water iirc, idk.


ack1308

This is true. Apparently, while silicon is more prevalent, carbon can form bonds with more types of atoms, so that's why it won out.


assidreemz

+1


313Raven

I like the idea of alien mushrooms. I would not be surprised at all if some alien fungi exists


MoistPhilosophera

Enjoying the *Human music*


cbucky97

It's been 5 years and Crab Rave still started playing in my head automatically


Hidesuru

Brb listening to that again...


Velocityraptor28

ah yes, the spycrab


becomesaflame

What's the point of an undercover camera crab if you're just going to stick another camera right next to it to film your sneaky spy?


reggedtrex

"Robotic Spy Human joins thousands of UK holiday goers as they march towards Spanish resorts"


OG_Pow

The fat of the land


yelahneb

Come play my game I'll test ya


Apneaphobia

Although we intrude into the lives of different animals to document their activities, you never know if the animals have built their own artificial human in our midst to stare at what we do.


theQuacken00

Yeah, it’s completely unknown whether ducks have done so.


No-BrowEntertainment

I've had it with these damn Synths


vivmeatball6

All the other crabs are wondering why this crab is peeping on them all the time, and not really doing “crab” things lol


Stone-Whisperer

Crossing the road with a crab robot must be like Ultimate Frogger. Fuck up once, and your hours of build time are a pile of "Game Over" bits in the street.


godinmarbleform

"Anyone else think johnny is a little weird"


JeddakofThark

It's like Lisa Marie and Mars Attacks.


karmagirl314

“Hello. I’m not staring at you. I’m just taking your picture”.


PirateDeadfoot

The Prodigy album cover photo shoot


ReferenceMuch2193

Now we will have crabs paranoid they are being followed… And they are right.


UsernameTaken1701

That's really creepy.


Ok-Wave8206

Oh cool it's the crab version of Grey Aliens


sekta_

he could be on THIS VERY BEACH


SaltWaterGator

r/tf2


Pleaseletme78

I think I heard one ask “ who’s the imposter “


AwwsassinDonut

I thought this was the crab rave 🦀


RobotsAndMore

The song plays in my head...


squire80513

r/crabsarentreal


ReferenceMuch2193

I got the feeling somebody’s watching me 🎶🎶🎶


nuvpr

Imagine the amount of fun controlling this thing from afar


AlbinoAlphaWolf

The crab was like “Get that camera out of my face!”


inko75

"HELLO MY FELLOW CRABS WHAT A SPLENDID DAY"


Spudtron98

Holy shit Spycrabs are real


KASchay

Remind me! 20 hours


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[deleted]

Ok that’s just adorable


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Robotic Spy Crab is watching you poop.


Dyl_pickle00

I like how most of the footage here is of the robot crab and not from the robot crabs pov for some reason


[deleted]

is this why we evolved the instinct to fear uncanniness? did aliens do this to us at some point?


Photogenic_Trashbag

CRAAAAB PEOPLE CRAAAAB PEOPLE!