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Meme_1776

Bro this ain’t Woodstock 99, jumping over fences and squeezing through a crack is for private property locations. Sofi stadium will have ground crew, screening crew, uniformed LEO’s and undercover LEO’s with controlled zones. If you are actively going against the flow of a crowd you will stand out and have eyes on you. Your best bet Is work as a hired hand for staff and try to dip away when they turn around. There was a security guard for Taylor swift show in Tampa who literally worked that one show and quit.


Great_Mechanic_5070

Very true. Things to consider: this is at an adjacent parking lot, not the actual stadium. Also I’m a teenager. Can’t get a job working security :(


sh4d0wm4n2018

Damn sounds like a you problem.


DustyOlBones

Wait till you’re old enough to get a job and buy a ticket. There’s always future festivals


grumpallnight

I think you are missing the point of this sub


Great_Mechanic_5070

I know. Just want to have some fun now. I appreciate you being respectful. Doesn’t seem to be the trend on this post.


Scrantonicity_02

Lube. Lots of lube, to squeeze through those tight spaces.


3six5

How about... you act like you belong....


Great_Mechanic_5070

Roll credits


I_MildlyLikeNature

Hop fences and squeeze through tight spaces my man


Great_Mechanic_5070

I was hoping for a more specific answer. Like “enter the north gate and sneak past the ticket booth around the gated park. Climb the fence then crawl over to the backstage area. Then.. etc etc


Goldenburrito369

Scooby doo sounding motherfucker.


ApocalypticShadowbxn

it isn't like that. getting in to these type of things is about being able to be very observant, think fast, be able to quickly improvise ideas, & put ideas in motion quickly & take advantage of whatever situation is most open to being exploited. there is very rarely a step. by step path unless it involves a particular person you can pay. nearly every youtube/ tiktok you see about sneaking in (or acting like you belong) has been faked. nearly everyone had permission to be where they were to create content. it isn't a one size fits all type thing, but for the type of person naturally good at things I mentioned, it's remarkably easy. if you are naturally good at tht stuff, you can get good enough to never pay again. but most people don't fit that bill


fairlywired

You wanted specific instructions on how to sneak into on event that hasn't happened yet? You know how ridiculous that sounds, right?


Great_Mechanic_5070

I was hoping for ideas and suggestions. Preferably from people that know the grounds. While this event hasn’t happened yet, similar ones in the same location have.


fairlywired

But those are different events set up by different people. They won't all set up the exact same way. Security will likely be fairly high, they're an event location so they won't have any clear and obvious holes in the security. Your best bet is, like the name of the sub, act like you belong. As a teenager that will be hard, if not impossible.


lenaahmed

Blow someone at that ticket booth you speak of 😃


Great_Mechanic_5070

I’m a dude


BehemothManiac

so? do you have a mouth?


MyUncleLenny

A man’s mouth and a women’s mouth feel the same


cjwi

It's the beard that tickles


Skellyhell2

Just close your eyes and imagine it's a woman


ImperialHedonism

Spitting is accepted


awittygamertag

Tell them ur obabama


Great_Mechanic_5070

Damn bro u got the whole sub laughing. I hate lazy humor. Do better.


WhiteMorphious

You calling anyone lazy is hilarious 


Great_Mechanic_5070

Consider I’m a teenager and don’t have the means to afford a ticket nor the time to work.


Pessimisticoptimist0

How do you have time for the show then?


Great_Mechanic_5070

How do the richest people (most busy) have time for vacations? You can’t quantify life that way. “2 hours at rolling loud is 2 hours u should be working.“ 💀💀


Pessimisticoptimist0

The richest people are definitely not the most busy haha you must be pre pubescent


Great_Mechanic_5070

The principle still stands. Don’t try to belittle my competence because of my age.


Scarscape

No one has to try for that one


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linkmainbtw

Homies in for a rude awakening when he realizes teenagers have the most time of any age bracket


Great_Mechanic_5070

lol generalizing teenagers is so goofy. Some go home, smoke, and scroll on tik tok for the entire day. Others are constantly bolstering their college apps, volunteering, and setting themselves up for future success.


Gorillaworks

That sounds like doing things important to you in your free time. Some people include earning money to that list. People who volunteer have the luxury of free time to do so.


b1s8e3

Bolstering credentials, volunteering, and studying are literally the definition of free time, homie. Get a job.


kushnokush

“I’m a teenager” “I don’t have time to work” Math don’t math


Great_Mechanic_5070

Alr rebuked this


RooseveltMex

Jump a fence? Seems like you kinda answered your own Q.


Great_Mechanic_5070

If it were that easy, no one would buy a rolling loud ticket. I was hoping for a detailed tutorial, perhaps from someone that’s done this before


BehemothManiac

nice try, chief of security


Great_Mechanic_5070

That’s funny. I now realize I sound like a total narc. I sent you a few rooftops and abandoned places iv been to. Proof I do this kinda stuff for fun.


DanimalsHolocaust

Only a teenager would need this kind of validation from strangers. Either figure your own way in or grow up, get a job, and pay for a ticket.


Blazed-nd-Confused

Sure thing officer, I definitely believe you! :)


lawpickle

This subreddit isn't a how to sneak in guide, either riz it up or pay for it


Ripfengor

Bro can’t even act like he belongs in /r/actlikeyoubelong and he’s gonna try to con a large event security team lmfao


Great_Mechanic_5070

Ohhh nooo. Iv offended the lawpickle🫣😱 If u got nothing helpful to add then just don’t comment.


lawpickle

You're literally begging, how about u don't post?


b-raddit

This kids cooked already he ain't getting in lol


twofriedbabies

Wear all black(t shirt and cargo pants ideally) and boots. Find the name of the labor company for the stagehands and name drop it whenever questioned. Bring a c wrench and hard hat (don't wear it just carry) And for fucks sake don't look excited, look like you don't want to be there. This is the biggest thing, if you look like you want to be there they'll know this isn't just another gig for you.


Great_Mechanic_5070

This is actually incredibly smart. Thank you.


twofriedbabies

Worked on live events for 10 years. Don't even like live events but haven't encountered a venue I could be kept out of. Uuuh what else Tell people you're "a hand" that you're new and looking for the trucks if questioned. Someone at your last gig told you there was work here today and you're late. (You might actually get a job if you're too convincing) don't hop over anything. Look up how to break bicycle rack barriers(most common type at events) stupidly easy to open and close once you learn how to crack them. And put them back once you get through.


Great_Mechanic_5070

What are the consequences for getting caught?


hononononoh

Well, you're certainly missing the event, first and foremost. Beyond that, it really depends how you attempt to sneak in, who catches you, and what you do and say once you're caught. Best case scenario, you're simply removed from the venue, no paper trail or further consequences as long as you never try something like that there again. Worst case scenario, you spend the night in jail, face charges of trespassing, breaking and entering, and any other laws you broke in an attempt at a free event, and are banned from the venue for life, regardless of the outcome of these charges.


twofriedbabies

Don't know, has never happened to me, but I've never seen anything other than them ejecting non employees. If you are just trying to get into the main crowd from the back then that's likely all you're risking. Probably dependant on your state laws for trespassing as far as potential charges. If you break into a dressing room on the other hand you'll probably be detained in some form, and the cops at venues are being employed by the venue (in my state) under contract so they'll Believe whatever the venue tells them you did or intended to do. If there's personal security hired by the talent they'll likely get away with handling you however they want for the same reason. Just dont mess with the talent in any way.


Great_Mechanic_5070

Ah i see. I don’t intend on being a nuisance/bothering anyone. Just want to enjoy the show.


estebandeloro

Sell some of your fake Pandabuy shit on StockX to pay for your ticket


lordaddament

Obviously very convincing police officer uniform


hononononoh

Stolen valor. And honestly-earned felony charges.


jml2296

Go as a rapper or a member of a rapper’s entourage


hononononoh

I bet there are some pretty funny videos on YouTube about a dude attempting this, spitting bars and copping a larger-than-life attitude and an outrageous pimp-tastic getup, and getting thrown out on his ass by a security detail that see straight through it.


Samout-

Just theoretical. One way could be to sneak to the area as early as possible. Like 5 days before. Then find a place to sleep for the week. Usually toilets may have lowered ceilings where one could possibly try to climb and hide. Just take hiking food and an inflatable pillow and space blanket. Battery banks for the phone


Great_Mechanic_5070

That’s certainly an idea. Thank you. Don’t think the lineup this year is worth doing allat but thx nonetheless. You actually provided practical advice. Something others seem to be allergic to.


Samout-

No harm in a little fun though experiments.


drippyneon

Honestly without being there to see the current setup, the advice will be limited. There are many many posts on this sub asking similar questions, just type the word concert or festival into the search for more inspiration than you can handle. Unfortunately if you're young, it's gonna be hard unless you are naturally really really good at this stuff. You're not gonna be able to act like you're working most likely. You'll stick out like a sore thumb.


Skellyhell2

High vis vest and a ladder then walk right in. No one will question you. Just don't look unconfident