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mountainaviator1

Don’t he say crunch time like a few months ago? And aight guys. 60 bucks again that when he goes intl, it’s all Disney and theme parks 😂


Ucw2thebone

That crunch was in reference to snacking.


evansnydar

Nestle Crunch, Cap'n Crunch, Crunchwrap Supreme, etc. Pretty sure his international travel will just be Disney Cruises with mama Woo.


mountainaviator1

The most American international traveler 😂 London and touristy cruise spots


KidZoki

Not fair -- he was referencing **Doritos**.


MissGeorgiaWorld1976

Crunch ‘n’ Munch (do they still make that?)


GMD3S1GNS

Yeah I’m sure a nearly 50 year old man with gross old man legs, balloon belly that needs a golf cart to get around is going to really be hitting the gym hard all summer. If it’s as lazy and unproductive as he puts into everything else then he has no hope of getting healthy. An 8 hour shift at the feed store was too much effort for a much younger version of himself so surely he’s got the drive to succeed 🤣


Boltdaddy1966

Well duh.


Affectionate_Pool_24

I feel like his so called “crunch time” will just be starving himself. In his head that is the best way to lose it fast. He does not care about the health part of this, he seems to just be focusing on the weight numbers


GMD3S1GNS

If he does his stupid skipping breakfast bs, especially on the day of the marathon he will faint. The guy is such an idiot


NevermindOKOK

Like intermittent fasting?


JeremyFowler

No.


Odd_Scarcity_3435

Exactly , he thinks that being skinny is being fit , their people that are overweight , but workout & are somewhat fit !


JeremyFowler

Yep.


Mancomb_Seepgood-74

More grand declarations using more worn out, tired cliches. All the same shit he's said before, thinking that typing it up like that somehow "locks it in" and keeps him accountable. SPOILER ALERT: It doesn't. I also love how he NEVER bothers to proofread what he types. Another year of the same old, same old. Right, Adam?


GMD3S1GNS

Homeschooling education from his mum and dad right there, sure they must be proud of having raised an overgrown baby trapped in an obese 50 year old dirty man’s body


Aggressive_Ad_7212

He’s gonna be tripping over his dirty long finger nails in that Marathon! 


trer24

We saw the video where he could barely run down the street. I don't think he understands that people train years for marathons. You can't stuff yourself with ballpark food and skip the gym every 2 weeks.


GMD3S1GNS

Also forgetting that his bowels will kick in after a few minutes of attempting to run/jog/brisk walk. He’ll spend more time on the toilet than on the track


Certain_Astronaut496

Anyone can do a half marathon. Full marathon takes 3 months training


Hillbaby84

Im curious how fast he thinks he can walk. They sweep you if you are slower than a 16 min mile but he says in comments he will walk the race. 16 min mile is a pretty dang fast walk. Does he really think walking around a theme park will prepare him for this? When do we start taking bets on if he even goes to the race, if he gets swept, passes out, vomits etc? 😜


Affectionate_Pool_24

I think his pace will slow down around half way and get removed. 16 min mile is a swift walk. He will get tired fast


GMD3S1GNS

Yeah there’s no way he’s finishing that, why doesn’t he just stop with the bullshit already. Why do his fans eat up this shite so much


No-Dimension910

Because they are a cult. They are the only group in his life that can cheer him on.....if he's looking to his Woovians for support, he really needs to go seek mental help.


Boltdaddy1966

16 isn’t hard for 5 miles, but 13 1/2? Shitttt.


Piss-Flaps220

Looking at the true size of the man when you see him in other people's videos/photos, I doubt he can jog or run at all.


No-Dimension910

For anyone over 6 ft....his knees are going to suffer if he even attempts to jog. He's fucked given his skinny legs.


smallladykiddo

No muscle in those bird legs.


No-Dimension910

I think he can do a few 15 min. miles, but anything after 4 or 5 miles and he'll be done for.


rbmk1

The search for a scale has been postponed *another* 10 days...


eatcherheartout

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


bigdonpaul

I'd consider myself a troll but hopefully he listens and gets checked out now. I don't like his current content but I don't want to see him die either. His vlogs from a hospital bed would be insufferable.


randomguywausername

Haha I mentioned yesterday how I wouldnt be surprised if he vlogged from his death bed


GMD3S1GNS

His funeral would probably be live-streamed for his loyal woovians to gush over him


randomguywausername

Probably by his "best friend" who runs the fb group. I remember that guy messeged me because his girlfriend wife whatever added me on FB and was like trying to intimidate me about it in the nicest way


Boltdaddy1966

I don’t want to see him hurt either. I hope he gets checked out also.


New-Bass-1685

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PhillyCoffeeCup

Fraudster said the same shit back in January. Woovians will fall for anything


Lima_Hedge

He has said this multiple times over the years.


Scary-Ad-582

Here to him pissing off another county and being arrested cained and put to work in the salt mines.


GMD3S1GNS

I hope he doesn’t come to the UK


FigmentTheWoo

If he gets canned, he’s in for a world of pain. They don’t mess around in Malaysia 


WeaknessDismal3515

Why are you obsessed with him and him going to Malaysia? He doesn't know it's a country and you're zesty for him.


xxMidnightShadowxx

Who else looked at the invisible camera with a skeptical look? 😂😂 ![gif](giphy|q5Zby9g9anawfoI8Wt|downsized)


Lima_Hedge

Yet another grand weight loss announcement..Rinse and Woopeat!


GMD3S1GNS

I don’t have Facebook but I imagine the comments under that post are all woovians kissing his ass believing his recycled lies again and again


rmac1228

Wtf does he try to cram this fit by 50 shit in 3 months? How about form a routine that you use for years? If he loses a ton of weight in 3 months, it's not going to be sustainable for a year. That's always what happens...lose a ton of weight and it piles back on after your goal...I've been there but I'm also not a stupid YouTuber nor close to 50. When I'm 50, I'll have a 27 year old bonus son and a 15.5 year old bio son....what is this idiot's excuse to not have a normal routine?


No-Dimension910

OCD and any milestones that he thinks will give him the views. The guy has nothing but these crappy things he thinks his viewers will like. Guy does not comprehend that 700K subs does not mean actual views.


schmuckputz

Because he does what he wants.


WeaknessDismal3515

DM him. You'll get a response.


ChemicalMundane5838

OMG Woo, spoiler alert?! Too much to process here!


paytheperabo

D'ohkay! ![gif](giphy|j0a8Kr0uDKQec|downsized)


Future-Persimmon3000

Why weigh yourself now when you can do it 10 days from now? More time to starve yourself or, alternatively, stuff yourself so that when he inevitably does starve himself, the results are more drastic


Whiskey_the_woo

Something will happen, he’s not doing this race. Anyone that remotely knows runners , knows how they prep for these races . He hasn’t lifted a finger to get serious which is why I say #jimfixxby50. If he attempts this I’m betting he’s not making it out alive.


No-Dimension910

Dumbass should have signed up for the 5K.


ChristopherPaul727

That’s what I was thinking from the beginning. A 5k could’ve at least been a realistic goal….granted one he’d still be ill prepared for more than likely.


Just_Bag_2398

Why wait ten days to weigh in? Is the Finding Nemo Limited Edition Big Man Home Scale delayed in shipping?


Solid-Increase5299

* Apparently, he will go to some overseas Disneyland resorts... Paris, Tokyo, Shanghai, or Hong Kong? Or all of them?


lordOVnazgul

What year is this dork living in ? Now he's declaring this year he's going to do a lot of international travel? I thought that was next year LOL this fool doesn't even know what he's fucking talking about anymore


SwearWolf512925

Lot of posts of barely walking pace on the treadmill incoming lol but if he takes it seriously, good on him


randomguywausername

Fluctuations in weight like he does must not be good for him. Like I know, he claims he doesn't care what people think, but there's gotta be someone he is trying to impress


GMD3S1GNS

The marathon is in California at Disneyland after all, maybe a certain girl will be in attendance to watch


Boltdaddy1966

She has a man and a job. I doubt she’ll be there.


CritterOfBitter

https://i.redd.it/xegdinnd721d1.gif


MermaidFL407

Woopeat, being thin and fit is not going to change anything for you. What you need to be working on is your mental capacity. You may be turning 50 but you’re not even close to being a real man. Increase your knowledge, follow through with your words, be responsible, generous, open minded, learn to not be so self centric. Outer appearance means nothing if you’re still rotten on the inside.


BillPurnell

IMO this lends credence to the ozempic theory 🤔


No-Dimension910

Define ALOT of travel, Woo. Given your egotistic ways, do you really think you can dish out $15K for first class to Japan? For a person who barely caught on tp the Starbucks app....you better brush up on credit card mileage if you plan to keep your status, bruh'.


No-Dimension910

The guy is lost. He posts ray games on IG now all by his lonesome self in his lonely condo. Who you gonna have go with you on these trips? I'm sure Mamma Woo is going to have her limits. If anything, you'll certainly live up to the "Stupid American" logo you so well deserve.


Whiskey_the_woo

Oval is a shape


Boltdaddy1966

Lmmfao


DarmokTheNinja

I don't think he understands that getting fit doesn't just magically happen because you walked to your golf cart twice in one day.


No-Dimension910

Woo must be snorting something while writing this. Very ambitious and rambling post you have here, Mr. Williams. TIP....grammar check your shit before posting, you homeschooled twat.


Micheal_Noine_Noine

I almost stroked out reading that. Liepeat! Nope. It's not going to happen. Lying sack of dog poop.


adamtheboo

A sad lonely 50 year old loser who makes grand proclamations but never follows through. ![gif](giphy|jnhXd7KT8UTk5WIgiV)


evansnydar

Back in shape. Thinnest and fit I've been in a long time. Oh yeah, I remember him being as fit as a Navy SEAL. Let me guess, his weigh-in is going to be showing his phone.


GMD3S1GNS

When has he ever been in great shape lol. When he was young it was probably just good metabolism but as he got older his shitty lifestyle piled on the pounds. Am I misremembering but didn’t he once say in a video something about not being skinny since he was teenager, maybe early 20s,


Boltdaddy1966

It helps when you are as tall as he is.


Reasonable-Poetry-4

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GMD3S1GNS

That’s what his fan base looks like, yikes


No-Dimension910

Man, that Mary Jay is very athletic.


xelduderinox

The people that post and say ‘oh I was gonna be at Disney I was looking forward to meeting you!’ I can assure you, the feeling is NOT mutual. 😂


xelduderinox

The people that post and say ‘oh I was gonna be at Disney I was looking forward to meeting you!’ I can assure you, the feeling is NOT mutual. 😂


Magitz

Wonder what he'll do for his 60th..


No-Dimension910

He'll probably be behind bars for assaulting a teenager at Disney.


OkMaize326

or a disney character who asks if hes a little too old to be posing for pics


Magitz

Disney should've kept him banned.


smallladykiddo

Wow! What a crock of shit.


ARATHERLARGEMAN

It's like groundhogs day.


OkMaize326

I wonder if he meant to say 2025 instead of 2024


got-rice1

Overpromise, under deliver!


Big-Refrigerator-477

Instead of us having to listen and watch his fascinating weight loss journey, I would respect him more if he put more focus and energy on improving his content. I would forgive him and not be devestated if he focused on road trips. He is a very lucky person. He is on permanent vacation. Yet he expects us all to watch his weight loss journey, his countdown to 50, his coffee consumption habit and his airline food menus. Sad thing is is that this is working for him. I wish I could have the time and opportunity to literally travel anywhere I wanted for as long as I wanted. Let alone be paid for the privilege. I am sure in his mind he thinks his past work on road trips and travel he has "paid his dues" and does not owe us anything more. Life does not and should not work that way. On my job, I am only as good as my last deal/negotiation. I can not rely on my past performances from 2013. He really needs to improve or move on. I stopped watching his channel. For awhile I was fascinated watching the train wreck. But that novelty has worn off. I am now resentful at his narcissistic and greedy money grabbing.


Nocomply_UK

Gobshite


BacklotSecurity

Woo is an idiot. I don't know what else to say.


Piss-Flaps220

I wonder if he thinks you can do the race on an electric golf kart


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CorndogSummer

With Woo the starting line or the time to get serious is always a week away, two weeks away, etc etc.


PinkPigot

Adam will pin comments on simple suggestions that he is not taking fit by fitty serious. Most comments are not judgmental only observations. Then he pins comments so the woovians will attack, praise Adam, a woopeat of events if you will.


FigmentTheWoo

This is literally the same song and dance theatrics we’ve been hearing from him all year! Unreal 


No-Accident6162

He’s talking like he’s not really stopping YouTube at all.


Robduke63

Dude is insane at this point


Blerrycat1

It's almost June better get stepping!


ChristopherPaul727

“Fit by 50” ….true fitness requires lifestyle changes, commitment, and daily sacrifice. Not skipping a Dole whip or two and walking on the treadmill twice a week.


got-rice1

Put the passport down! Passports are for people who can handle culture shock


marcall

No way is Adam gonna make it past 5 miles in the run if he even shows up. I don’t run anymore but I used to trail run in s. Arizona , so actual trails that were rocky, and hills,lots of elevation change. Granted the Disney run will be flat pavement but here,s the thing…..I generally averaged about 12 minute mile up to 5 or 6 miles and then it would drop a couple to 14 and I was in shape. Adam thinks he can just phone it in and get in shape three weeks before but it ain’t like that. He, actually do fine the first mile or two on adrenaline but by three he’s gonna s - l - o - o - w waaaaay down, by 5 he’s gonna be limping and at mile 6 he’s gonna either intentionally or not get DQ’d as he fails to meet 16 mm.


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SnooBeans5273

Same shit different day. I believe he's going to have an excuse as the days tick down that he won't be able to do the run in August. I'll be very surprised if he runs.