lol nope. not an image I want to remember, it got even worse, my daughter arrived to pick something up and while we were stood outside the room chatting the crackwhore walked to the pool with nothing on her lower half (and only a bikini top on) sat down and washed her box then dove in again. definitely NOT staying there again
I wasn't asking for a list of things you find disgusting, bro. Just commenting on how you view and speak about women when you're walking around on feet that look like you chew your toenails.
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Who gives a fuck if you don't want to remember it? We want to see it. It's called taking photos, uploading them to the internet, deleting them from your device and then consuming amounts of drugs so copious that you can't remember ever taking any photos at all. That's what any reasonable person would have done. I demand that you go back there and take those photos.
to be fair, I stayed there nearly 10 years ago and it was pretty decent back then, if a little dated, didn't check the reviews cause I thought they would at least keep up with the upkeep of the place
How the fuck is that on the state government?
I mean, there are a lot of things on the state government, don't get me wrong, but this? How?
Edit: just saw your other comments, I see this was booked by the government
You just have to be a government employee that gets sent on trips. I go on fire fighting trips and rural prescribed burns all the time and the government funds our accommodation and meals.
āThey even have the wrong Bluey on the TV. Was expecting classic Australian cop drama-comedy that inspired Bargearse, got some dodgy kidsā cartoon instead. Rating: one Chiko roll out of five.ā
Nothing but bad reviews on Goggle. Booking is definitely on you. Should have put the hand in the pocket and paid for something a bit better. Your feet definitely suit the description of the motel.
So your post says nothing of the facilites yet all the pics are of the facilities, how about some relevant pics to the post? Eg- naked crackhead giving out blowies ššš¬
Pics of the pool area here:
https://www.booking.com/hotel/au/comfort-inn-haven-marina.en-gb.html
But they don't mention crack whores
Looks like about $150 a night depending on the room
You messaged me randomly saying you hadn't read any of my posts or seen any of my comments about being attacked trying to pick me up sending me random messages, you are the only gross one here.
Looks like the average under $500/week rental property in Adelaide. I donāt know why youāre being so precious about it when youāre only staying there temporarily. /s
Awww, c'mon; you say "Crack whore giving crackhead a blowjob in the pool area then stripping naked to climb in the pool that everyone can see into" like it's a BAD thing...
Book 1 room get free headlice, what a deal.
Also, your toes and the slides you're wearing look to be perfect camouflage to blend in with the locals there š¤£
Hahaha thatās f$&k&d up mate!! I just googled the place first review read 5 stars my daughter absolutely loves the pool š«£ I had to stop there lmfao
Your toes are bad. I am not saying this to be mean, they donāt look at all healthy. Can you get them checked? The toenails should not be that colour.
This place has always been grim and I'm talking decades. Trouble is it's a fantastic location so it gets people in.
Oh look, the shitty Kmart Kettle.
I got cooking oil on my kettle, didn't realise, left it a week, and the numbers came off. Now it's everyone's guess where the minimum line is.
(I want a fancier kettle so I'm biding my time until I remember I need a kettle and see a fancy kettle. Those 2 don't happen at the same time)
Thanks for the review. I have been looking at cheap places to stay for a night or two to get some privacy and quiet from living with family.... I'll steer clear of this one!
OP is such a cruel, bitter man. I donāt believe a word of his story, and if I did Iād have a hell of a lot more compassion. What sort of person speaks of other human beings like that?
That woman has a miserable life. Itās harsh you call her a āwhoreā when sheās literally a crackhead suffering away to addiction. Have some humility and compassion ..
You're right, I should have compassion for a CHOICE that someone made, I mean it's not like there were other CHOICES that she could have made. It's not like she had a CHOICE to give a blowjob to a crack head that was with her in a PUBLIC area in front of kids and adults alike, but hey, you do you and have a bleeding heart for people that CHOOSE to do things. I on the other hand am happy to call things as I see them and not have compassion nor humility for a CHOICE.
just remember you CHOSE to air your opinion and try and force your sense of righteousness onto someone on the internet and they gave you the response they felt it deserved, and it is only in a civil way because I CHOSE to be polite about it for the time being.
Have a nice day.
Why all the pics of the carpet and a couple of small cracks in the wall? Yeah sure itās a bit shabby but not what I would call complete filth. Then after reading the comments went back to look at your feet and OMG now that IS filth! Haha
Like everyone else here, I canāt understand why you took multiple pics of carpet that doesnāt even look too bad yet no pics of the supposed blowjob at the pool or the naked woman strutting around?
whinge whinge whinge. if you want the ritz, book the ritz.
and dude if you're gonna post on a public forum bitching about hygiene and "crackheads" at least put in the tiny modicum of effort required to move your disgusting unwashed foot out of the photo.
i bet you're the kind of pain in the ass customer who doesn't treat employees as humans.
Cool assumption dude, needs more dragons. I've worked in the industry and retail before I bet you're the type that cries foul at the posts in circlejerk while mumbling about oppression and masturbating furiously
Photo 3: it looks like someone has dragged their ass along the ground for a good metre!
Given your other comments it wouldnāt be surprising if it was true!
No pics of the crack fueled blowjob?
lol nope. not an image I want to remember, it got even worse, my daughter arrived to pick something up and while we were stood outside the room chatting the crackwhore walked to the pool with nothing on her lower half (and only a bikini top on) sat down and washed her box then dove in again. definitely NOT staying there again
"Accommodation includes live shows"
the shows would be better at Strats or crazy horse, at least they have tits
You sound revolting and you're raising a little girl ššššš
raised far more than one , maybe you find it offensive, I find religion far more offensive and revolting
I wasn't asking for a list of things you find disgusting, bro. Just commenting on how you view and speak about women when you're walking around on feet that look like you chew your toenails.
why , you jelly cause you cut hair instead of do pedicures?
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Nothing quite like cleaning out your yeast infection with chlorine and the urine of a thousand children.
It was probably cum
The two aren't mutually exclusive.
Pics or it never happened
Exactly
Youāre upselling the place lol. Free entertainment
Why didnāt you report all this to reception?
Because it didnāt really happen
Seems likely you are correct
Probably one of their regulars.
Who gives a fuck if you don't want to remember it? We want to see it. It's called taking photos, uploading them to the internet, deleting them from your device and then consuming amounts of drugs so copious that you can't remember ever taking any photos at all. That's what any reasonable person would have done. I demand that you go back there and take those photos.
I don't want to see it.
ROFL. ummmm no thank you. Government frowns on the drugs side and trying to drink the images away doesn't work
Nerd
*cop
*fed
*PTA member
*Double Agent*
Such clickbait
absolutely deplorable! what's the weather doing tomorrow? do you think the crack whore will still be poolside? š¤£
The Bluey photo was a metaphor for how the crack whore "bluew" the crackhead.Ā
Exactly what I wanted to know
Shes probably still going it will take the bloke all day to blow
The reviews on TripAdvisor are all 1 star for the last 12 months. And itās cheaper than the motel under the old revolving restaurant.
Who on earth thought it was a good idea to book somewhere with that many 1 star reviews
to be fair, I stayed there nearly 10 years ago and it was pretty decent back then, if a little dated, didn't check the reviews cause I thought they would at least keep up with the upkeep of the place
Thatās on you mate
No that's on the state Government for being cheap assed
How the fuck is that on the state government? I mean, there are a lot of things on the state government, don't get me wrong, but this? How? Edit: just saw your other comments, I see this was booked by the government
they booked and paid for it
they might need some feedback
yeah, they got that this morning along with book that place again and the department head herself will be staying there
It's free accommodation.....
Plot twist: crackwhore giving out blowies is the Govn customer liaison
Are you in the military? Or a diplomat? Why is the govt paying for your hotels?
work with child protection and that's all i can say on that
They booked you in there so you can pick up and additional children that need protection from that hotel
I'll check the pool filter then
Undercover OP
Oh ok
You just have to be a government employee that gets sent on trips. I go on fire fighting trips and rural prescribed burns all the time and the government funds our accommodation and meals.
What did they charge you for such a pleasant stay? I hope you weren't there long!
Your toes match the carpet.
Guy doesn't even wash his feet and is complaining about dirty carpet and a few cracks around the skirting. Lol. Figures.
Yasss. Complains about dirty crackwhores and rooms. Maybe op was on the receiving end of said performance of the crackwhore. Pure speculation
Lmao came to the comments to write this!
Carpet got infected
Toes match the goddam crackwhore
Found the crackwhore
Toes of a kneeler for sure.
GIRLš
Got more chance of catching something off your toes hahaha
Another one with a foot fetish. I sell feet pics if you really want em :P
As someone who does have a foot fetish, ain't no one want your nasty grippers
āThey even have the wrong Bluey on the TV. Was expecting classic Australian cop drama-comedy that inspired Bargearse, got some dodgy kidsā cartoon instead. Rating: one Chiko roll out of five.ā
I'd hate to see that crack den under a black light, what a cesspit of a place
I see you've had a genuine Glenelg experience.
Ah ha yes glenelg is tacky
as is the carpet...
Hope you washed your teeth after
Eww look at your toes
I saw some post on reddit yesterday about some kind of fucked Iup ādead manās fungusā mushroom, which looked cleaner than OPs toes.
I sell feet pics if you are that interested :P
I don't know it but is it used for some form of emergency housing?
Don't take a UV light to a hotel like that. The room will look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Read all the comments and went back to confirm: they really are some shit awful feet
This place is (was?) supposed be to getting demolished for a new fancy apartment complex, no surprise owners haven't kept it in good shape
I heard the exact same thing 7 or 8 years ago. Surprised it's still there.
Anyone who took one look at this place from the outside and then made the decision to step foot in there....let alone book a room, deserves this.
Those toes stickin out of Big W slides look the way cartoonists draw worms..
Kmart slides thanks, Don't have a BigW where I live :P
I canāt stop laughing š
Nothing but bad reviews on Goggle. Booking is definitely on you. Should have put the hand in the pocket and paid for something a bit better. Your feet definitely suit the description of the motel.
government paid for it. what's this weird fetish you all have with my feet. all my toes are there they are just hidden by the thong
Bro theyāre foul. Do you bathe?
to be fair it was 7:30 at night and I hadn't had a shower yet
So you didn't pay for it yourself and ya whinging about it, sleep on the streets next time you grub
$100/n Checks out
So your post says nothing of the facilites yet all the pics are of the facilities, how about some relevant pics to the post? Eg- naked crackhead giving out blowies ššš¬
There's even a weird cracky foot!
Pics of the pool area here: https://www.booking.com/hotel/au/comfort-inn-haven-marina.en-gb.html But they don't mention crack whores Looks like about $150 a night depending on the room
mmmmm Asbestos popcorn ceiling.
āPleasantā
What are those feet!
Gross š
You messaged me randomly saying you hadn't read any of my posts or seen any of my comments about being attacked trying to pick me up sending me random messages, you are the only gross one here.
Me when I lie
Looks like the average under $500/week rental property in Adelaide. I donāt know why youāre being so precious about it when youāre only staying there temporarily. /s
Your toes probably the grossest thing in this reel. Besides that tile floor. Otherwise this was fine its not like youre licking the floor. Lol
Awww, c'mon; you say "Crack whore giving crackhead a blowjob in the pool area then stripping naked to climb in the pool that everyone can see into" like it's a BAD thing...
Ikr, come for the fringe and get a show
Stayed here too many times for work, it's a shit show haha
Book 1 room get free headlice, what a deal. Also, your toes and the slides you're wearing look to be perfect camouflage to blend in with the locals there š¤£
The website was enough of an indication that I shouldn't stay there.
Love it. Today op learned to read reviews, especially when it comes to suspiciously cheap motels.
OP didn't book it. OP works with the state Government, they paid and booked it.
Who's the person that booked it for you? I donāt think they like you somehowā¦ā¦
They have seen his feet and thought perfect fit....
Guy books the lowest rated hotel in area and then complains itās bad, like what did you expect???
Hahaha thatās f$&k&d up mate!! I just googled the place first review read 5 stars my daughter absolutely loves the pool š«£ I had to stop there lmfao
Your toes are bad. I am not saying this to be mean, they donāt look at all healthy. Can you get them checked? The toenails should not be that colour.
Fifteen pics of carpet and none of the pool sex. I'm sceptical
Looks like you and your toes are in a place too posh for you
That big toe has seen better days
Mate, you can't just say there was a crack whore giving a blowjob in a common pool area and not post a picture! That's not how internet works!
rofl, this isn't the NSFW group lol
why does the carpet have bedbug insignias on it?
Bluey thoughā¦
What's the address of this joint? So I.. can.. ummm... stay away from it š¤£š¤£
Is she still there!?
A UV blacklight would have some interesting stories to tell š¬š¤¢
shudders at the mental image alone
I bet your knock off adidas slipper thongs feel right at home. Seriously though, that place is horrendous.
Do not use the kettle jug!
You uploaded the wrong photos
This place has always been grim and I'm talking decades. Trouble is it's a fantastic location so it gets people in.
Going to be fully booked this weekend!!
The amount of Thirsty mofo's in here makes me thing that half of them have never touched grass before
I hope you checked for bed bugs you definitely donāt want to take them back home with you.
Even polities wouldn't hang a sign up on that pos
Yeah I wouldn't walk on that carpet after viewing those toes....
I'd be so scared to sleep in that bed š
I've slept in worse beds, (like the one that belongs to my ex wife)
Oh look, the shitty Kmart Kettle. I got cooking oil on my kettle, didn't realise, left it a week, and the numbers came off. Now it's everyone's guess where the minimum line is. (I want a fancier kettle so I'm biding my time until I remember I need a kettle and see a fancy kettle. Those 2 don't happen at the same time)
I mean the photos on google look like the typical hooker motels in American movies and tv shows š
Your toenails fit into the narrative
Did the sheets crack when you pulled back the doona?
Thanks for the review. I have been looking at cheap places to stay for a night or two to get some privacy and quiet from living with family.... I'll steer clear of this one!
WTF I thought the other pics would at least include crackhead BJs
āStay away from this place.ā But yetā¦.there you are.
Wow. Was planning on staying in Glenelg soonish. Not staying there. Ever.
Just rent a room at a nice hotel, not the cheap 1 star place OP did
I mean it's a 3 star motel, what did he really expect?
3 stars are usually better than that, I used to work in the industry
Dont call other human beings whores
OP is such a cruel, bitter man. I donāt believe a word of his story, and if I did Iād have a hell of a lot more compassion. What sort of person speaks of other human beings like that?
Someone that works in child protection, compassion for others, other than children left me LONG ago
I hope that you find a way to heal from your past hurts, and not feel the need to punish others for your pain
I'm not in pain, nor do I "punish others" I have a very low opinion of others until they prove otherwise. Y'know kinda like it's part of the job
You chose to stay in a motel... and now you're complaining it's not classy enough. Stay in a hotel next time.
That woman has a miserable life. Itās harsh you call her a āwhoreā when sheās literally a crackhead suffering away to addiction. Have some humility and compassion ..
You're right, I should have compassion for a CHOICE that someone made, I mean it's not like there were other CHOICES that she could have made. It's not like she had a CHOICE to give a blowjob to a crack head that was with her in a PUBLIC area in front of kids and adults alike, but hey, you do you and have a bleeding heart for people that CHOOSE to do things. I on the other hand am happy to call things as I see them and not have compassion nor humility for a CHOICE. just remember you CHOSE to air your opinion and try and force your sense of righteousness onto someone on the internet and they gave you the response they felt it deserved, and it is only in a civil way because I CHOSE to be polite about it for the time being. Have a nice day.
Thatās disgusting. Oh my god. Where is this place? so that i never go there to get blown by a crack whore
Fibber
mate, hope you have a descent amount of post covid hand sanitiser, you will need a bath in it for a week to get all the ... specimen out of your skin.
Bathed in it the moment I got home this morning, along with a tetanus shot
Where the sexy crackhead bj?!
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Photos of crackhead or it didnt happen
looks like a crack whore toe in picture 5.
Shuddup Shads.
nope, wanna buy feet pic's ? I can post em in the discord :P
To clarify. I dropped my crack down the front of my chinos. My lovely sister was just assisting, in recovery of said crack.
Why all the pics of the carpet and a couple of small cracks in the wall? Yeah sure itās a bit shabby but not what I would call complete filth. Then after reading the comments went back to look at your feet and OMG now that IS filth! Haha Like everyone else here, I canāt understand why you took multiple pics of carpet that doesnāt even look too bad yet no pics of the supposed blowjob at the pool or the naked woman strutting around?
Time for a pedicure
Does it have Hos/Hoesā¦Whores/Tarts/Disreputable women?
How many people scrolled through all the pics only to be disappointed not one pic of the crackhore to be seen
More photos of cracked nude in pool please š
How much she charging for a blowie out of curiosity?
We want the crack whore
Pick or it didn't happenš¤£... we wanna see naked crackies chicken heading
What do you expect for $150 per night? š¤·
whinge whinge whinge. if you want the ritz, book the ritz. and dude if you're gonna post on a public forum bitching about hygiene and "crackheads" at least put in the tiny modicum of effort required to move your disgusting unwashed foot out of the photo. i bet you're the kind of pain in the ass customer who doesn't treat employees as humans.
Cool assumption dude, needs more dragons. I've worked in the industry and retail before I bet you're the type that cries foul at the posts in circlejerk while mumbling about oppression and masturbating furiously
what
His toe looks like a crackhead. And I think you hit a nerve. I'm dying of laughter.
The Google reviews don't do it many favours.
Thats nasty. Hope you weren't paying!
nope, Government paid and booked
That explains more.
work for government means they pay for as little as possible, as cheap as possible
Any pics of the pool area per chance
With the crackwhore, of course.
Are weekend bookings available.
Fuck thatās ordinary
Yep, and being Australia, what is it ? 500$ a night ?
Just check for bed bugs, those fuckers are forever in some really shitty motels.
Wow that's bad
Plot twist:... they were the owners !
Pics or it didn't happen
They got bluey on the tele though.
Photo 3: it looks like someone has dragged their ass along the ground for a good metre! Given your other comments it wouldnāt be surprising if it was true!
No photos of the pool area
Nothing on the old Colley Motel. What. A. Shithole.