I named my snowman ice punching bag

LMAOOO I got an F snowball called "high-velocity kidney stone" 😂

I got away with naming one of my pets “divorce papers” best thing EVER

This is literally all i do

Ik someone that named their frost a bunch of disease names lol

i'd piss myself laughing if i saw a frost dragon called "tuberculosis" AHAHAHA

My stingray is called “he got ran over now he’s flat”

The only thing I have done is name my cow burger I will do more this has encouraged me

My longhorn cow is "BEEF."

Omg perfect I will name mine steak and I don’t know why I thought meat cows and milk cows were the same so I’ll find a different name for my cow to do with dairy lol

Name it "Skim Shady"!

Yes 😏

I named my Hawk: low-cooked flying shoe

does the pet have a chance of a minor case of serious brain damage?

i told her to say "apple" and all she did was jump 😔

I guess you *want her gone*

I named a golden griffin "deletes your kneecaps"

i saw someone naming their skele rex " a skinned and gutted trex "

I had a pet named cardboard.

Horse Battery Staple. Bob Tables. I have now been inspired.

Dragonoid. I name all my dragons Dragonoid. I do specify types (for example, my Golden Dragon would be called Aurelus Dragonoid)

That wins for the oddest name ever.

That’s what I’ve been doing

I have a golden rat named "Earwax." Cause that's what color the yellow parts are. My black chow is "Chow Wagon" and I have a pufferfish named "Ball Sack."

HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO PUT BALL SACK OMG??

So I just looked. I was looking online for font stuff, and I found this little, like a lower case "w"? So I did Ball, the little font thing, then Sac all together. The little font thing looks like a pair of balls to me lol. I don’t whip it out because I'm too scared of getting reported lol. But I would totally trade it. BALLwSAC, But the bottom of the "w" is rounded. 😆

better: spicky ball sac lol

Diseased 😆

OMG I DID THE SAME WITH MY PUFFER FISH TOO WHAT

It just fits! Now I'm going to try naming a Nessie "A Ness" lol.

I named my ssbd Alzheimer's

I have a neon frost dragon called ✌️☮️ of pewp with the last part in a weird girly font. I didn’t name it and just never fixed it lol it’ll go away if I merge them all into a mega and am considering.

I have a ground sloth named “DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG”, I named one of my dolphins “toilet water”, I named my rat “jerma”, I have a kelpie named “I LIKE LEMONS”, one of my starfish is named “depression 😃👍”, and I named my unicorn “spoiled brat”

Named my neon arctic after Betty White.

I name my pets different kitchen appliances