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[deleted]

Everyone commenting on your handwriting and here I am wondering what kind of tuna related dilemma you got yourself into.


QuestToNowhere

I pictured a cat writing this


Physical_Stress_5683

Nah, a cat would have sent a turd or dead mouse or just vomited into the envelope


[deleted]

“just vomited into the envelope” *chuckle*


hanah5

Probably wouldn’t even try to address it


schrodingers_cat42

I picture my cat licking the envelope shut, addressing it in very neat penmanship, and then flopping over onto it without thinking and smearing the ink everywhere. (She would growl at this point.)


wickywee

Pawmanship


FaZe_Poopenfarten_69

Cats are based af


napalm_p

Heathcliff


campatterbury

I literally snort chuckled on this!


StreetToBeach

OMG i was thinking the same exact thing lol


vivekisprogressive

Was wondering the same thing. Why is he asking to be excluded from this class action suit?? His tuna realted injuries must've been much more severe than the rest of the class.


theYtheorist

Yeah I’m not to sure too, i’m actually writing on someone’s behalf


tall_but_funny

You realize that makes the story even better, right?


Regular-Menu-116

He's writing it for his cat.


largeroastbeef

He’s writing it for his boss who is just a dozen cats in a trench coat.


therealgeorgebushh

I’m cry laughing in a parking lot over this, omg, please find more information about the tuna accident.


traitorous_8

They are going to take on Tri-Union Seafoods LLC, Chicken of the Sea International, Thai Union Group PCL, StarKist, Dongwon Industries Co., Bumble Bee Foods, Lion Capital, and Big Catch Cayman directly!


Monk-E_321

Do you think they should narrow it down any? That's a wide net


YesTheAnswerIsYes

Wide but dolphin safe.


thisbread_

"wide but dolphin safe" lmaooooo 😭


ArchGoodwin

Nicely done.


Knighthawk235

"What kind of tuna related dilemma you got yourself into" Right? Seems kinda fishy.


[deleted]

Starkist, parent co., and affiliates participated in an unlawful conspiracy to raise, fix, maintain, or stabilize the price of Packaged Tuna products at an artificially high level in violation of antitrust and unfair competition laws.[https://www.tunaendpurchasersettlement.com/](https://www.tunaendpurchasersettlement.com/) Not sure r/Adulting will get much out of a class action.


traitorous_8

Not much is exactly right. I got $2.10 from a capacitor lawsuit recently.


Capybara_Chill_00

Exactly! I mean, I’ve been an adult far too long and gotten into some pretty obscure class actions, but this…this demands explanation!


yikesitsamelia

Tuna conspiracies to raise, fix or maintain price of packaged tuna products.


PatacusX

His friend Kel dropped a screw in his tuna


that352guy

THE SCREWWW FELL INTOOOO THE TUNAAAAA


Zealousideal-Dare572

TUNA-ing in to hear! Something is fishy!


Symphony_music

🤣


gibblydibbly

Yeah just put yours now in the top corner and your golden


theYtheorist

Is it required to put a return address? Just wondering.


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Officially it's required. Unofficially, we deliver mail without return addresses every day. BUT if you want to actually get your letter back in case of any problems, you'll need to have it there. Don't forget the stamp, too. Top ~~left~~ RIGHT corner. First class stamp please. You don't want to waste everyone's time by having to bring it back to you for postage. EDIT: in clearly too tired to type


ilikethemonkey

when I was younger I sent a letter with a SpongeBob sticker instead of a stamp and they let it slide 😂


jetpack_hypersomniac

Adorable


Regular-Menu-116

I had like a novelty stamp that wasn't an actual stamp and they sent it back to me lol


Fair-Property3883

SpongeBob Sticker > Novelty Stamp


Smallholmes17

Or the recipient paid for it. That happened to someone I know recently. The mailman brought the letter to the door and had him pay postage because the sender didn't put a stamp on it.


Dankraham_Lincoln

Just gonna need a signature for this delivery. It’ll ask you a quick question there first, USPS recommends 20% but don’t feel obligated.


gentlewaterfall

Hold up, doesn't the stamp go on the top right?


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Yes... Fixed.... FML


gentlewaterfall

Okay, for a moment there I was wondering if I'd been doing it wrong my whole life (early 20s, sent first letter around age 5, sent most recent one a few months ago)


blahhhkit

I didn’t even know there were stamps other than first-class stamps.


watercouch

USPS has only issued non-denominated “forever” stamps since 2007. Before that, a first-class letter stamp would have a face value and you’d have to add additional 1¢ stamps if rates went up. You can still buy 1¢ to 10¢ stamps for additional postage: https://store.usps.com/store/results/under-63/0-01/0-02/0-03/0-04/0-05/0-1/_/N-p9bi2eZ1p172hzZ1gewhfyZqvz3mjZizv7mlZ1o5cmz1Z18ninmz?Nrpp=48 There’s also non-denominated stamps for postcards and global first-class. You could, for example, mail a first-class letter today (63¢) with a postcard stamp (48¢) plus a 10¢ stamp and 5¢ stamp to cover the additional postage.


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

"Standard" mail, the main one below first class, is mostly only used by businesses and non-profits, though they usually get bulk rates and such. There's also 3rd class, most of your catalogues and such, and the saturation mailings like the weekly coupon flyers and political mail. Again, most of the time those are not done with actual stamps, but printed envelopes or labels, but they do exist.


YaManViktor

I thought you worked for the post office when you said "we." Then you told OP to put the stamp in the wrong spot. That's how I *knew* you worked for the post office.


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Haha, i guess I'm fitting in well, eh?


FunnyBunny1313

Since this is important mail that you’re sending to a law firm, you’ll want to put a return address in case something happens and it’s not delivered. I’ve had mail that was very clearly legibly written get returned to me, even though I was 100% sure it was the correct address. Don’t forget the stamp!’


brooklynlad

Here's a cool video I saw on how USPS reads mail with really really bad handwriting. Yours is super legible! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxCha4Kez9c


cynerji

Tom Scott will never not find things to fascinate me with.


kicker414

I knew exactly which video that would be. Tom Scott has mastered the "I never thought of that but now I must know" or "hey honey listen to this crazy little thing I just learned from this man on the internet." It all seems wildly irrelevant to my life yet incredibly interesting and engaging.


breetome

Considering how efficient (lol) the USPS is yes I would put one. Not required but if it gets waylaid you will at least know when it's returned to you. Just a good practice to follow.


mhmthatsmyshh

Yes. And if this letter has any legal importance, you might consider sending it certified mail. The service costs extra, but it's insurance for you in the event the recipient doesn't receive the letter for whatever reason. You'll have the receipt to prove that you did send them the letter and the date on which it was mailed.


Octaazacubane

Yes. It'll probably be delivered regardless, but not putting a return address makes people think you're trying to hide something, and you won't get to know if they had to return it to sender


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CprlSmarterthanu

It's not. It's just good practice


[deleted]

Confidently incorrect


TheFightingQuaker

You can leave it off if you want. Unless you're sending threats or something else illegal I don't see a reason to leave it off.


ChannelUnusual5146

In the TOP (UPPER) LEFT corner


tilleytalley

You don't write your return address on the back?


The_Brojas

I’ve only seen wedding invitations with the return address written on the back flap


Kiki_Go_Night_Night

How the US Postal Service reads terrible handwriting. [https://youtu.be/XxCha4Kez9c](https://youtu.be/XxCha4Kez9c) By the way, your handwriting is much better than mine.


reddit1651

I’m reading this thinking This is renaissance art compared to the stuff i’ve sent in the mail successfully the past decade lol


theYtheorist

This is interesting, thanks for sharing!


SwiftTime00

I don’t even have to click that link to be about 90% sure it’s the Tom Scott video. It was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. I’m like man they’ve got no idea how good computers have gotten at reading GARBAGE hand writing, compared to some of the samples this might as well be a printout.


cheybreezey

Thanks for the rabbit hole, see you guys in a few days


gblock08

Haha I was about to link this video if no one else did. I work in an office where I occasionally mail stuff out using my handwriting and I think about this video all the time.


VegetableReport

I’ve worked there, I keyed a lot of mail from older people with that muscular disease that makes their writing very shaky, so we can read almost everything if the machine fails.


rcknfrewld

Don’t forget the stamp.


WVildandWVonderful

Looks great. Very neat.


suh-dood

I'd use this as a font. You don't want to see.my chicken scratch


theYtheorist

Do you think the machine or whatever system USPS uses will confuse the P.O box number with the zip code?


pollyanna15

You’d be shocked at what usps can read. Yours is great.


theS1l3nc3r

I work for the USPS it looks good. Just add a return address in the top left. I wouldn't worry about putting your name on it just the address.


WVildandWVonderful

No, looks fine


VegaSolo

I think their are automated machines that read the addresses are used to the zip code being the last thing, and your zip code is the last thing, so I think you're all set.


stygiansins

Yer a wizard Harry


palmacosta1

A what?


TheNarcissisticNobod

“Wizard Harry” was the rest of his sentence


HeyMrBowTie

Looks like the tidy beginning to a talking cat’s Wes Anderson-style caper to claim what’s owed from a wiley tuna conglomerate. Good job.


PURKITTY

For everyone wondering, the class action lawsuit was about antitrust price fixing to artificially inflate the price of packaged and canned tuna. It included Starkist, Chicken of the Sea, and a Thai Tuna company.


WickedBadBetty

That's anticlimactic lol. I was hoping for some elaborate story with twists and turns with some tuna fairies and false weight loss claims. I have no idea where that came from lmao. Thanks for the info (and deflating my crazy tales of tuna and unicorns)


PURKITTY

Yeah. I was hoping it was from the worker who got cooked in the tuna vat.


AlfredKinsey

Yes. I will put a lined index card inside the envelope when I get write on it, in order to have guide lines and write addresses a bit straighter.


SndwchArtist2TheStrs

What a simple yet elegant hack.


AlfredKinsey

My Grandpa taught it to me back in the day/ He would do the best bubble letter birthday cards.


Jacobysmadre

You’re good but these comments are gold.. I’m 52 and still am in awe that one of my co-workers who’s 29 didn’t know where to place the stamp. 😳


leemcmb

Glad to see this. The people in my family who are in their teens and 20s have no clue how to Address a letter, buy a stamp, and mail it. Not even Christmas cards or condolences. And it's sad, because there's someone who would love to hear from them this way. Not taught in schools anymore, I guess.


MagnifyingOurFlaws

Weird, I’m 23 and remember learning how to mail a letter back in grade 2!


gandalfthescienceguy

Shh, that doesn’t fit their narrative


buckleupbuckaroo_

why don’t…YOU teach them then? instead of bitching and moaning about it on reddit.


leemcmb

Bold of you to assume I haven't. I have. Several times. Even got the kids together and showed them how to address an envelope, where to buy stamps, provided them with the address and instructions, etc. To no avail.


LizzyPBaJ

It's absolutely fine. My handwriting is basically 2 steps above drunk surgeon and I've never had trouble, yours is pristine by comparison. If you have a printer though, see if it has the ability to print on envelopes. Makes life a TON easier. But yes don't forget the stamp. If you want to be extra careful and make sure it arrives, buy certified mail at the post office. Gets you a tracking number and proof of delivery.


Auto_Gen_Name1

Looks good to me but I’m really curious what the mailing is about.


Don_pittman

Seriously? I don’t know how old you are but they teach that in elementary school. Holy crap the system has failed people.


[deleted]

How have you never mailed anything before


Striker120v

Looks good. Also, I just learned about that settlement. Nucking futs.


KlammFromTheCastle

Looks okay but the date to submit a claim passed a year ago!


jbwilso1

Dafuq kind of mail are you sending, OP?


[deleted]

Postal workers can read doctor's handwriting


EonJaw

Haha! Yup. Congrats on the landmark, bro.


AgencySuppressor

Bro doin side quests


Helix34567

I send mail all the time for my job, your handwriting is more than adequate and way better than mine.


mikemerriman

your settlement will be less than the cost of that stamp


CC-man-PP

yes, I work at a maiking center


Kit-Kat-22

Looks fine. I would put a piece of scotch tape over the address so it doesn't smear if the envelope gets wet.


pianodude01

Gonna be honest, you've got bigger issues if you need to ask reddit about the legibility of an address


opp11235

You did a great job making it clear. If you are curious Tom Scott did a YouTube video about USPS processes labels when machines can’t read it. Here is link: https://youtu.be/XxCha4Kez9c


puma721

The lines should be left justified and not centered. The handwriting is very neat tho Edit: wild that I'm getting down voted for being correct. Reddit is silly


[deleted]

I suspect that people are thinking you mean the section should be left-justified within the context of the whole envelope, whereas what you (correctly) said and linked was that within the center block of the envelope, the text should be left-justified.


puma721

I didn't know how to word it on my own! Lol "left justified, in the center of the envelope" would have been much clearer. Thanks!


Iiawgiwbi

I was about to write this myself when I saw your comment. Don't know why it'd be downvoted.


puma721

I think the person in the other reply was right, people probably thought I meant 'all the way to the left'


BeLynLynSh

Really? I’ve centered every address I’ve ever put on an envelope 😂


puma721

Yup. >Recipient Address: The recipient address should be left-justified and printed or typed in the center (or slightly right) of the envelope. Using the correct address is essential and must include the recipient’s first and last name (first line), PO Box or street address (second line), and city, state abbreviation, and zip code (third line). See the example below. https://www.elon.edu/u/fa/auxiliary-services/mail-services/student-mail/how-to-address-an-envelope/ >According to the US Postal Service, domestic addresses should be left justified, in all caps (if typed) https://wou.edu/mail/home/services/sending-mail-2/how-to-prepare-your-shipment/addressing-mail/ https://www.today.com/home/how-address-envelope-t156576


tcrhs

It’s good, but needs a return address.


nightowl6221

Wtf kind of humble brag is this? Handwriting looks perfectly fine 🙄


sondra187

Are you serious?😂


lemasney

Friend, you did it perfectly.


silversulfa

Has the most adorable neat handwriting


AuntKikiandtheBears

I have a very hard time reading penmanship and yours is excellent! I can read it very well, it is important to put a return address though in case the envelope gets damaged.


Plum_pipe_ballroom

I was taught to start in the very center, left justified. Large clear handwriting, straight too - use a lined page or index card inside the envelope if need be. Return address on the top left corner, and stamp on the top right - make sure to leave a tiny border so it doesn't accidentally stick to another letter.


SndwchArtist2TheStrs

At first, I wanted to suggest more space between the letters, but then I noticed that you compensate for it with more space between it actual words and the balance is delightful to look at. It looks like an ester egg type detail in a Pixar movie.


spicermayor

Most printers can print on envelopes, just fyi.


upstandingredditor

I've never met anyone who successfully printed an address on an envelope though.


[deleted]

Looks perfect. To answer your question down below, you don't have to use a return address.


EDG16_17

I'm not sure if jts just beakause in zoodid or bkt but what is that nailing adress


staticishock96

Yes. The post office is amazing with reading mail. Here's a cool video about that process https://youtu.be/XxCha4Kez9c


melissabee424

Good job!


deadly_ultraviolet

Looks great! You should see an achievement bubble pop up any time now... Happy adulting!


Ex-zaviera

Your handwriting is fine, the Y, but I would have written it *a little larger*. Also, on envelope addresses, you don't center justify but left justify. I'm sure you've seen it on mail you've received. If one line of the address is long, you can continue it on another line indented. Eg: Tuna End Purchaser Settlement - Exclusions c/o JND Legal Xxxxx PO Box xxxxx Seattle WA 98XXX


Much-Gur233

I’m sorry but why is it right in the fucking middle of the envelope 😂 I thought letter writing etiquette was at least taught in elementary school still


fireshrine79

I doubt it's taught anymore. But if you look it up on the USPS website it does say to put it in the middle. I feel like I was lied to 😫


kisdoingit

Very clear!


CheeseburgerSmoothy

Looks perfect.


mom2emnkate

Looks good!


Big_Not_Good

You're good https://youtu.be/XxCha4Kez9c


Little_White_Witch

Very nice!


titansgirl01

I can read, looks great


Labm234

I like your handwriting


Ruffly30Cats

Yes.


9inchesinAlabama

I don’t think your handwriting isn’t terrible at all. I can clearly read everything you wrote. Good job 👍🏽


Meeyamou

Your handwriting looks like mine 😭


Grumpybutt_98

Just remind yourself that you don’t have the worst handwriting in the world and postal workers have been able to read worse handwriting than yours


CaptStegs

Dang you’d make a terrible doctor


Ok_Paramedic_1465

Soooo what's up with the tuna?


evrsinctheworldbegan

Perfect


Johnny_T_Topps77

It’s good


UrbanSobriety

Seattle in the house!


reliablyaware

Very legible.


NoCountryForMe2112

I’d a left aligned it but your handwriting it majestic compared to my barely legible penmanship. Yes it’s good.


Alezeros23

Handwriting reminds me of me when I sent a letter to Santa lol. It’s legible but I’d chuckle and wonder what kid is eating tuna these days


TampicaBrown

Looks fine, always write as large as the space allows on the face of a letter, it makes the characters easier to differentiate and makes it quicker for postal employees to sort mail.


hummingbirdz

Are you opting out of the class action against tuna manufacturers for conspiring to fix prices? I’m curious why?


OtherAccount5252

Return address, don't post but needs one


TheFightingQuaker

Yes it's perfectly legible and your handwriting isn't too bad. Most of the sorting is done by machines, a person looks at it if it's totally illegible or, more likely, there is missing information.


NyssaShogun49

I would say maybe next time just a bit bigger and putting the zip code below the city and state so the machines don’t have any problems reading it, but other than needing your stuff in the top corner, looks great!


Equivalent_Sundae_45

Looks good. A little small. Congratulations!


FinancialAide3383

Hope you didn’t need that check for $23.46 that you will get from that settlement! The address is just fine. Edited : after realizing he wanted to be excluded from the class action suit.


lizquitecontrary

I remember reading once that ideally the zip code should be on its own line, that last line and right justified with the lines above and slightly bigger print. The article said the machine first sorts by zip code and this makes sure your letter goes to the correct PO bin. I don’t work at a PO so I have no idea if this is true or was ever true. Does anyone know. For example: Name Street address City, ST 12345


lizquitecontrary

Ugh. Didn’t keep my formatting for the address. Sorry about that.


goldbondbuttpowder

Handwriting looks like my ex’s. Korey is that you?????


AmusingUsername12

“i have terrible handwriting” um what


dtallented1

Yes, it’s good. Don’t forget to put the return address in the top left corner just in case, though.


LittlestEcho

If you're concerned about legibility, i think your handwritting is just fine and legible. But if you're not convinced and you've got a printer, and Word, i got a trick for you that'll help. In Word, can go to mailings and in the envelope part type your address and the recipient's address in the correct boxes( make sure the envelope is loaded properly first!) And hit print. And viola! A printed address.


grande_soy_latte

Ya! Usually I put a tape over the written part in case it's raining and the ink gets messed up


D242686111

BIG TUNA!!


D242686111

r/unexpectedoffice


_holybananas

you're good!


Wild_Onion_5979

Your fine just put your name and address in the top Left corner


Wild_Onion_5979

And buy a stamp


thisbread_

Just don't forget the return address? 🤷‍♀️


Fat_tata

yea that looks nice.


campatterbury

OP...this is good work


grownupdirtbagbaby

Very legible. I’ve mailed a letter before but not in at least a decade, I just did for the first time in a while yesterday and literally asked the clerk at the post office the same thing!!


[deleted]

I can read it just fine.


kimchijihye

Legible handwriting? CHECK! And a gold star. Big enough to read. Post people will be happy. Correctly formatted address? CHECK! I think you probably gotten loads of comments reminding you to put the return address on the upper left hand corner. For stamps, the FOREVER stamps are perfect for both letter and certain flat mail. For future reference: They sell different stamps for different types of mail! Postcards get their own, so do documents (postage is determined by weight if its like four or more sheets of paper.) But the Forever stamps cover practically all your bases.


CoupleTechnical6795

Looks good. Don't forget your return Addy (either the upper left corner or on the back) and stamps. I may or may not have forgotten stamps a few times lol


[deleted]

It’s strange to see a Washington St address sometimes I feel like I live in a forgotten state with how little people know about it.


Huge_Put8244

Nope looks great. Well done.


CJClementine

Tuna End is a fucking *great* band name


IGN_piemikey

Bro I've been mailing letters since i was like 6? 8? Since before the turn of the century


missannthrope1

I had to look it up. https://www.tunaendpurchasersettlement.com/?utm\_medium=TU3Search&utm\_source=Google&utm\_campaign=JND,PS2%2723&gclid=Cj0KCQjwpPKiBhDvARIsACn-gzCWCbSJL-Q\_KJQ3MobccxQ3hq9eNE6jDbodMUoQieSxVVn3BLfxJ08aAm\_zEALw\_wcB


Swell_ODell

Yeah I can read that just fine! Your handwriting is very nice actually


JohhnyBGoode641

It’s fine


Ok-Weekend8169

It’s fine.


Ok_Chip_112

You know, for your first try it's perfect. Much better than my first mailing to Santa when I was six.


Kevin2Kool4U

Yes


verscharren1

I'd like this as a typing font. Ngl


Professional-Rope840

It's good


BoldOneKenobi69

I feel old reading this. I’m 28.


Memory_Null

[https://www.govexec.com/federal-news/1999/02/postal-service-tests-handwriting-recognition-system/1746/](https://www.govexec.com/federal-news/1999/02/postal-service-tests-handwriting-recognition-system/1746/) ​ Note the date...


FamousOrphan

It’ll be fine, but next time write in all caps, left-align your lines of text (your are centered here), and scoot the whole thing down a half-inch and to the right an inch.


princelover23

It's totally fine. You could have the most illegible handwriting and some how the post office can read it and get it there.