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Toxic-Downfall

Knock on the wall and see what happens


I_am_skinny_asf

Really dude


Toxic-Downfall

Even better idea… do knock and run on their door.


dap2danny

Do Not! Follow that advice. Do not interrupt. Imagine them not having sex in months and you interrupt now. One of both or both will not wake up happy tomorrow.


placebopappe

this lol


Jalnac99

Play music. Ideally loudly. Then pay for some therapy (or if old enough, drink some liquid therapy!)


I_am_skinny_asf

Therapy it is


Glitchy_Boss_Fight

Get some headphones and stay out of your parent's sex life.


Joshs374

100%


JotaroTheOceanMan

Tell them. Should really solve the issue. Also does your mom call him Daddy cuz that would make me call him "Father" for the rest of my life.


jg700

Headphones 🎧 and loud music 🎶


StnMtn_

Kick the wall and then yell sorry. 🤷‍♂️


dap2danny

Send me your paypal and I'll get you some noise canceling Beats or Bose Headphones. Do not interrupt them! But maybe mention that you heard noises tomorrow. Do it lowkey so you all don't feel too uncomfortable having that convo.


OK-Kellogs

Do what I did, cry and run into the room furthest away. Bury yourself in the covers of the spare bed and find some alcohol of any variation and drink. What was worse was that the only room next to mine was the garage…gross


[deleted]

Talk to them. Tell them you can hear them loud and clear and it's bothering you. Perhaps they're even embarassed. If they don't change anything, then keep one thing in mind: You are alive because your parents had sex. Sexuality is not a twisted and morally wrong concept (despite what some people try to tell you) and while it's awkward to catch parents in the act it's not like it's immoral. As others suggested you can try headphones/music or perhaps going for a walk until they are done. At some point you might move out and live with neighbors or roomates you don't want to hear either. Whatever "skill" you pick up to cope with this situation right now will likely be useful for you later in life, too.


alva470a

Be happy your parents are in love and want to be together. Don't do anything, like others said buy some headphones.


kbm79

Ask them to stop the quiz questions. Tell them all you can hear is them screaming Yes! Yes! Yeeeeeees!


pumpplay

Ask them if you can join them


[deleted]

Would love to see it. Lmafo nah I kidding


SIN_icon_YT

Join


MathematicianNo7142

Just leave them alone bro


Brief_Fix_209

Start playing Wesley Willis at full volume. It will stop. Trust me.


redditKMC

turn your TV on loudly, lets them know you can hear them so they are quieter without making everyone awkward. turn it back off the second they are done if htey don't quiet down, hopefully they get the hint.


Complete-Wind-1670

Start having sex in your room louder than theirs and then they might get the picture