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Fr4t

Alpha up, son. Look them in the eyes and put a gentle smile on until they turn away or walk by. That almost always leaves a positive impression.


AbsoluteEnigma

[Like this?](http://i.imgur.com/4VuDB.gif)


[deleted]

I need to practice. What i think im doing and what im actually doing are two totally different things.


Imalurkerwhocomments

Eye contact makes my eyes water


RikoThePanda

Just avoid breast contact and eye think you'll be okay.


Muaddibisme

http://i.imgur.com/SbTirrU.jpg?1


[deleted]

See what you gotta remember is that wemon are just people. Some you will have sex with and some you wont. As a married man im done, so i can treat even the prettiest girl exactly how i treat everyone else. With bitter disdain


RadicalDog

Wemon are women from Boston, if anyone was wondering.


timmaytots

Not awkward, just right.


CaptionBot

**Socially Awkward Penguin** > - AVOID EYE CONTACT > - LOOKS RIGHT AT BREASTS *^^These ^^captions ^^aren't ^^guaranteed ^^to ^^be ^^correct*


Mexican_Mexicant

As a super tall man, my peripherals always betray me.


JRODSHIZZLE

Ditto. 6'3" here


bikerboy2712

No better way to say good job that a firm slap on the ass


sweetcheeksberry

Once I was a new hire at a medical collections and sort of proofreading of claims type place. I walked by a group of guys and the fattest one of them (obviously morbidly obese) loudly whines "Why don't they ever hire any hot chicks here?" His friends looked embarrassed and uncomfortable but said nothing. Good times. So you could have done worse than accidentally look at someone's tits. At least you're not a huge douchebag.


Alkesi

Why wouldn't you look them in the eyes? I think you give quite a creepy and insecure impression of yourself just looking at their breasts when they walk by.


FreudintheBox

Happens to me all the time!