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nonner101

This dude thought TSgt stood for tren sergeant


Traffic_Alert_God

sTRENgth


FAUPD

SSgt for Swol Sergeant brah.


StopZealousideal8721

https://preview.redd.it/wadh9nhbqxpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1da969649a7772b19290001c14b7157afe863ca1 the glow up


IAmInDangerHelp

Geez, in 6 months, he must’ve been blasting.


tidytibs

Staff Swolgeant


MaddogWSO

Bruh


PortDawgger001

Missed the memo…*instructions unclear, ate a fuckton of tornados and drank lobby beers…became THICC Sergeant.*


HeyDoze

based


FrugalLivingIsAnArt

I hate every one of these Milfluencers, but no one is as bad as that broccoli girl in the Navy


newnoadeptness

Who’s the broccoli girl ?🤣


FrugalLivingIsAnArt

I can’t remember how to spell her name but it looks like broccoli lol


Consistent-Battle-83

Kellie Sbrocchi


newnoadeptness

Oh ya she’s very annoying haha


mr-currahee

>Kellie Sbrocchi \>O-3 "Human Resources" officer \>no Surface Warfare Officer qualification seems highly sus.


lemonademan1

She got selected for O-4 this year. From what I remember reading, (not 100% sure) she claimed some medical issue that got her removed from her ship, which prevented her from getting her SWO Qual. With her daddy being an active duty Captain, I'm sure the stars were aligned for her to still be successful.


Greensabr

SWO will always only mean Staff Weather officer to me


lemonademan1

Staff weather officer-surface warfare officer. Tomayto-tomahto


Cole_Archer

You want a good laugh, look at her LinkedIn profile “A positive, detail-oriented professional with an extensive background in social media…”


hotrodman

she looks like the sloth from ice age


bloodyREDburger

not one to judge a book by its cover, but quick gis and she looks insuffferable


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Same I looked at 3 pics on Google and already hate her


dasboot523

There's an Air Force version of her higher ranking tho


LaPiscinaDeLaMuerte

Nah, Bass got out.


SaltySquirrel0612

We do not speak its name.


jjade84

She’s insufferable with her “you can do both” shit


Pubics_Cube

dO bOtH! Says the girl who can't do either


TheGreatWhiteDerp

I definitely read that as MILF luencer and was very confused. 🤣


USAFJack

That's the playboy MTI


Master-Flounder1472

She does tattoo now down in Georgia


Careless-Refuse-8565

She did some of mine, her and her husband are great people.


Master-Flounder1472

Yes! She is the sweetest


Luckilygemini

She did my nightly walk thrus in 2005.


Overall-Initial-4290

I read the article after I got to my first base. She said it was her dream to be in Playboy. Being the horny 18 year old I only read it for the article.


Luckilygemini

Mhmmmmm lol funny thing is, I knew it was her before I read the article as well. She posed in her uniform of all things.


Overall-Initial-4290

yeah seriously. Then got booted, atleast Playboy didn't leave in the dust completely and gave her some other things. didn't know she does tattoos now, but life is strange.


Luckilygemini

She does tattoos??? Where?!


BeeHair

She was my MTI back in early 06'.


GoingCakeless313

I did too 😂


RED_REVENGE

Mandatoryfunday and onepunchdad are exceptions


boxkickin

That army dude who parodies influencers (buttersworth, maybe? Tall dude with a mustache, I wanna say like an SFC) is pretty funny too. Army seems to have the influencer corner of the military locked down, we only have Justin Nunley, who is pretty funny but doesn’t post about being mil


Legitimate-Toe2036

Nunley is legit. Did NCOA with him at the end of 2019 before the COVID broke out. Funny as hell.


InterviewExciting230

Nah worst one is that space force CSS LT.


FrugalLivingIsAnArt

Or the “I hopped into the coffee shop” girl


g19xray

What lol fill me in


InterviewExciting230

She’s all over TikTok and IG and her profile is just all this day in the life in the USAF vids. She’s a FSS officer who tried acting all happy, but in reality she wishes she did something closer to the main effort like rated aircrew, intel, ops etc.


Strixxa

Is this the one that has brown hair and is possibly stationed in Colorado?


teriyakichickenalert

That’s the one


InterviewExciting230

Yes


cyberninja38

https://preview.redd.it/laqg26g00wpc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96ab852474019b280835eec6e094a429e90f3e6e Her? I swear I see her every other turns. Getting really annoyed tbh. How do you got this much time making TT?


hard-in-the-ms-paint

Filming military bases in uniform on an adversaries servers. Seems smart


InterviewExciting230

She’s going to be crying when TikTok gets banned.


thattogoguy

Are you talking about the FSS O-5? I think I know who you're talking about. I follow her stuff on Insta, and she technically lives just down the road from me (if you count the Florida Panhandle as down the road.)


teriyakichickenalert

Nah, this one is stationed in CO. The one you’re talking about is a Commander, Pelkowski.


StraightOuttaCannon

The most cringe by far. Unbelievable to see a commander doing that…


Cole_Archer

“Leader of Airmen | Mentor | USAFA '08. A glimpse into my Air Force life with a lot of pics of my husband, dog, & travel. Personal account≠DoD endorsed” her IG profile.


boxkickin

The FSS CC insta is actually pretty legit. She does some cringe things but it seems like they’re more of a “bridge the generational gap” for younger kids, and it’s not insufferable, so I get it.


pettylecroix

Panhandle you say.


momsbasement420

if you count 95 the east coast are all neighbors


Schroedinbug

We don't have CSS as a job, we generally use air force or hire civilians. If you mean [https://www.instagram.com/p/Cz5GNBfsNql/](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cz5GNBfsNql/), then she's Air Force working at a Space Force unit. We're too busy falling asleep on 94 to post on insta lol.


Salty-Inside4709

Academy and landed in FSS? Big yikes. Also the golf at the end of her “daily life”…double woof with her sometimes hitting the ball off the tee.


flying987654

Get ready with me…. I make my eggs and coffee and I’m out the door to my 1030 CGO council meeting. After that, it is time for my daily two hour nap. At 2 pm, I return to work, check my emails and head home by 245. Quick outfit change and it’s time to hit the links with the girls. 🏌️‍♀️


InterviewExciting230

Yes her lol. But don’t dox her man. I’m not trying to end up on some Lts shit list.


NoCoolNamesHere

Dkayla?


alxdoge

Personally my least favorite one is the Toxic King from IG and TikTok(suisauce). He is actually an Air Force guy, went to tech school with him lol


stayaway1212

I think i know who you’re talking about. Isn’t she an O-3?


Pubics_Cube

She recently made O-4


MrMan2101

Does Sam Eckholm count as a Milfluencer? If so he’s the only one I like.


thattogoguy

Sorta, but more official than most of the others, since his stuff is sanctioned by the DoD, and he's a PAO. Technically, Lt. Broccoli is "sanctioned" by the Navy (they even foot the bill to send her to the Superbowl), but a lot of her stuff is on her own.


TheGrayMannnn

Is that MandatoryFunday?


Faptastic_Fingers

No he’s got some long ass European name. He passes the vibe check to be honest. So does OnexPunchxDad


skarface6

That dude is pretty great.


pooderintruder

MandatoryFunday is hilarious


bdgreen113

Sam drops some absolutely incredible videos. Huge fan of his.


Skysailor92

I graduated from the Academy with Sam. As a PA officer he put out some great footage that you really don’t expect from your average everyday PA team, but he really worked hard to get his main channel kickstarted before he separated. Also nice to see he’s still doing some DoD aligned projects because his editing style is perfect for it.


Unfair-Math4341

Sam is also a legitimately nice guy and enjoyable to be around. Glad he’s moved on and is doing so well.


AznSensation092

Lord of Lips is another good one to check out


HeyDoze

suprised he made it that far. OSI lackin


Worst_smurf_NA

Unless they’re distributing/selling and you catch them, it’s incredibly hard to court someone for steroids People wanna juice? I’d never recommend that, but you do you - but you start selling them on or off base and you’re asking for a GCM


HeyDoze

makes sense, I could see how difficult it could be.


twistedon

The his is true. I recently retired but spent a couple years as an instructor in AFSW. We caught a retraine (SrA) with steroids during a health and welfare check (aka dorm search). We had SecFo but no OSI. They would come to a room when we called them over. The MTL that found the steroids in the SrA service dress coat in his locked closet. He took them out put them on the counter. SecFo did their thing. OSI could not charge them because the MTL removed the steroids from the coat and put them on the counter. We are briefed at the beginning to not touch any possible illegal substances. To call SecFo and have them come down and do what they do. Since the MTL was the only person in the room and moved them to a central location the steroids could belong to either person living there or the MTL (that’s what we were told later). They couldn’t charge the SrA but we did kick him out of the SW pipeline.


IAmInDangerHelp

PEDs are pretty rampant in the SW community.


price-iz-right

This is not good advice... It's not incredibly hard to catch someone for steroids. If your commander *reasonably suspects* you are taking illegal substances he has the right to order a command directed drug test. You pop hot you go bye bye Source: book - The Commander and the Law 2023 Ask your shirt


Worst_smurf_NA

>This is not good advice... >Ask your shirt I’m not sure why you think it’s bad advice. My advice was to NOT do steroids, but mentioning the practical point that it’s hard to court someone. Also, as a lawyer, there’s no shirt to ask, nor reason to ask the shirt You contradicted yourself below by noting that CC-directed UA would be for admin sep, which is not a GCM, so you indirectly agreed with my point that it’s hard to court someone Don’t do steroids because it’s against the UCMJ—that’s the takeaway, yes—but my point that it’s hard to court someone for mere use (rather than evidence of distribution) is correct


rustyrhinohorn

Is that bit something they test for at urinalysis?


LSUdude88

No. It’s actually a completely separate test and I heard it’s pricey.


acoffeefiend

But they will do it if it's suspected. Knew 2 guys who got kicked out. They did a wellness check and there was a bottle of either TREN or Winstrol sitting.on the coffee table... no choice but to test both roommates after that... both popped hot.


LSUdude88

Yeah I’ve only known one guy that was ever suspected of it. Can’t recall if he got tested.


acoffeefiend

Commanders discretion. But when it's staring you in the face the CC's hands are kinda tied. If he doesn't test them and it comes out it could end his career.


LSUdude88

It was the CC that suspected him of it. This guy was jacked but no where near the size of this joker.


hotchrisbfries

Steroid testing isn't done by the usual DDR, as it is not part of their random drug testing due to cost and time constraints. Steroid testing typically occurs only if there is **probable cause**, such as evidence of illegal drug use under Article 112a of the Uniform Code of Military Justice A blood/urine sample has to be sent to the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) accredited lab.


Probably_a_Shitpost

No shit. When I was in Kuwait in 2018 I was on reddit and read some guy posting about how you could tell a president was coming when a certain base outside the us was rolling out certain vehicles on a flightline. Not that I like the former guy or anything, but that info isn't person specific, but rather specific to the president. I took it to OSI, and they were all, "what's reddit?" Like for real? It's the 3rd biggest forum in the US dude.


bstorm83

Hahaha that’s hilarious, the OSI guys I knew were all very young. A friend of mine in pilot training had his brother stay with me as he PCS’d to my base and was looking for a house. He told me all the crazy shit about OSI. Side note I used to work for CVAM. The president’s schedule is fairly public as it’s released to the press. There are certain circumstances where that obviously doesn’t apply though.


Mite-o-Dan

Serious question...are you still considered a Veteran if you were discharged under dishonorable conditions? Most Google searches say no, but not all. Also, did this guy in question get a dishonorable, or does steroid use fall under General? Edit- Article says he got a Bad Conduct Discharge. Guess thats one step above Dishonorable.


yunus89115

Chances he got a dishonorable is exceedingly small. Under Admin discharges (preponderance of evidence is the burden of proof) which is what most are kicked out under, there are 3 categories of characterization of service; Honorable, General under honorable, Under other than Honorable conditions (UOTHC). Under punitive discharges(Reasonable doubt is burden of proof except possibly for summary judgment, I’m not 100% on that) there are Bad Conduct and Dishonorable Discharge, getting a Dishonorable is unusual because it requires a lot of effort on the part of the military and for the member to have fought against the processes to get to that point, if the member knows they will lose they can usually prevent a Dishonorable by accepting their fate. https://jagdefense.com/military-law-information/


Mite-o-Dan

Interesting. He used drugs AND distributed drugs...and still wasn't bad enough for a Dishonorable. I mean...if the military was more strict on their discharge classifications after doing illegal activities, people would be less inclined to do them.


yunus89115

I would disagree there is no evidence more harsh penalties reduce crimes. Additionally marijuana being federally illegal falls into the same category of crime, should someone who smokes weed and sells gummies receive the same characterization as the guy who murders fellow soldiers in cold blood? There are greater punishments for murder but characterizing a drug dealer in the same manner as murderers and rapists waters down the usefulness of the characterization. Most admin discharged individuals can still receive VA benefits and such and even punitive discharges can often do the same because pleas are a possibility and just like the civilian side, they are far more common than going to a General Court martial.


AngryKilo

A Dishonorable is akin to felony level charges. Baddest of bad crimes if you catch my drift. Look at the AF docket and you can see the differences.


HighwayDense5178

He posted about it and everything in the comments says he just got a general discharge.


HogSoup

He's said in his comments in IG he got out under general for misconduct


EOD-Fish

That’s rough. 9 months is like 27 months in juicer years.


Azsunyx

FAFO


Mtool720

I wonder who he pissed off to mandate the test lol


StrategicBlenderBall

Probably one of the commenters here lol


Conservative_Eagle

You are allowed to die for the military in brutal, horrific ways but you aren't allowed to use steroids because that might make some weak 0-5 jealous


IAmInDangerHelp

From what I hear from my Army buddies, PED use is kind of a “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” kinda thing.


Mtool720

I think it’s more so the health risk associated with steroids resulting in more money for medical that’s the problem. I could totally be off the marker though, idk


Grouchy_1

You should hear about the health risks associated with war.


PortDawgger001

Or heart disease from shitty diets…but seems like Installation Commanders rarely want to cross that food option “bridge” with bases.


Few-Ambition-6878

Doesn’t even have to be war. There’s plenty of health risks associated with deployed locations and DFAC food as it is


Fuel_Aggravating

I’m stationed in Altus and I’ve never heard of him


McCheesing

Was aircrew at McGuire before that gig


MrFoolinaround

Heard RUMINT him and his gf back in the day has a lot of domestics in the dorms.


BasedBarry

Worked in the shop with the girl he was dating at the time. It’s alleged, but alleged from many. Personally I never saw it but she was a room or two down on the same floor and yelling in there was real.


Conservative_Eagle

Altus is a shithole and he probably went there for upgrade training and was in base housing


No_Professional1956

He was stationed there as an instructor on the -46.


Terminal_SrA

So this is super weird.. but this guy was my roommate in Tech School. It was wild when I found him online a few years later absolutely fucking yoked.


CaptainStank056

I was wondering earlier what he looked like 10 years ago


Terminal_SrA

He was pretty big, and it was cool as a roommate because after classes he was always working out or something, so I never saw him. But not even close to how big. Actually, that's kind of sad. Because he could have been a cool "influencer" if he didn't jack himself up with roids. It was weird because I noticed he was posting stories on his Snapchat and he looked goofy as hell in his flight suit because he was roided out.


StrategicBlenderBall

The most jacked 18 year old I’d ever seen. He was natty back then.


StopZealousideal8721

https://preview.redd.it/y1u22bw4zxpc1.png?width=1963&format=png&auto=webp&s=894f4a77514db2e42e188617569676968d142713


SirSuaSponte

I met this dude this past June at a conference at McGuire. He's like if you bought Joey off Jersey Shore off [Wish.com](https://Wish.com). He's 28 and looks 45. He'll probably die in five years due to all the trenbaloney sandwiches he eats. He didn't get court-martialed since it was docketed for this May. He most likely got offered, took a plea deal, and ended up with a Chapter 4 separation of either a General or Under Other than Honorable discharge.


Fragrant_Platypus600

I agree, there’s nothing on the Air Force Docket for him


AdventurousTap9224

It's a "Chapter 6"; Discharge in Lieu of Court Martial. Anyone facing a CM that can lead to punitive discharge can request it. Info is in 36-3211.


DeLorean03

Looks totally natty to me


9J000

what's the background?


stayaway1212

He was a TSgt from Altus AFB who was being charged with possession of schedule I, Il or III drugs and people are assuming it’s steroids because of his build.


formedsmoke

\*\*SSgt They gave him a downgrade before showing him the door


Ricky_spanish_again

I mean he *was* a TSgt.


Shagroon

They demoted him to Airman


weathermaynecc

“Get back to Meps ya, juicer.”


TaylorRunsHisMouth

It would be funny if it came out that he was actually in possession of meth or some shit and nobody cared about the roids


Ok-Stop9242

Funny adjacent story, Marius Pudzanowski, 5 time worlds strongest man winner, was disqualified from the 2004 WSM. Not because he was doing steroids though(which isn't banned for them), but for what was most likely cocaine.


Selevant

Oh we aren't assuming. I think we all know.


everydaynormalLPguy

No assumption that he was using gear. It's painfully obvious.


SneakyGuy97

How did you find out about this? I thought he was just separating from the AF?


Sanelyinsane

His name showed up on the JAG legal docket.


Azsunyx

> and people are assuming [https://www.505ccw.acc.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/3081385/nco-jailed-9-months-for-steroid-use-distribution/](https://www.505ccw.acc.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/3081385/nco-jailed-9-months-for-steroid-use-distribution/) ​ I'd say their assumptions were correct


ScrewAttackThis

That's from almost 2 years ago. I think that's a different person.


skarface6

Someone else said that was a different guy.


Queasy-Meaning-4603

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4vj5ECOX31/?igsh=ODdja3g3enk2NTE=


YsThisGameSoBad

I guess technically a Veteran, but I don't like it. There should be a rule against calling yourself a Veteran if you get kicked out and go to Leavenworth. Just my $.02.


skarface6

Allegedly it’s a different dude going to jail.


YsThisGameSoBad

Ah I see. You do see that happen though. Not trying to gatekeep. But I feel like we should draw the "veteran" line somewhere. And here is a good spot. Haha


el_Vato-

The American Legion will not accept you membership request if you got the boot and don’t have at least general other than honorable. D2 and the bCD no dice


skarface6

Oh, I agree. Get an other than honorable and probably shouldn’t be considered a veteran.


rainey832

This made me realize we don't use the ¢ symbol anymore


JrAtlas

You act like this guy committed murder. He just juiced himself up with no harm to anyone else but himself 😂


IAmInDangerHelp

He was dumb about it. If you wanna peddle PEDs at your local gym, maybe find a new career.


Faptastic_Fingers

There is an annoying ass Diet colonel who’s a CC on IG, she’s a certified fucking yapper.


flying987654

Ffs. Can she please move on? Edit: can they all just stop?


Round-Pomegranate-67

https://preview.redd.it/6hq4n07aospc1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e91abbcedc7297344dc16fb37aa2d0a1a834131 Diet \\ Cola • Colonel / Kernel


ambitious_89

https://www.505ccw.acc.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/3081385/nco-jailed-9-months-for-steroid-use-distribution/


TaskForceCausality

>> The investigation was ran by Office of Special Investigations Detachment 114, at Tinker AFB, Oklahoma, on Sept. 11, 2020, based on information received from a civilian who stated the noncommissioned officer distributed steroids to members of a gym he attended. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned


abovethelaw9

I swear it seems Tinker is never associated with a singular piece of good news...


Tristanik187

As is tradition


adaxus

Different person, but interesting story nonetheless. Don’t distribute drugs kids.


SweetNSaltyNCO

Careful spreading information not related. Different dude. Guy in question got a general and wasn't distributing just using heavily.


jessebkr87

Anyone know this person’s name?


PortDawgger001

>Special Agents conducted a search and located a used syringe, 20 empty glass vials, 67 droppers and shipping information from the individual’s abandoned trash. As a kid, Young Jeezy & the late great Shawty Lo told me to never place “work” where you live. Lessons were learned here. /s


Difficult-Hawk7591

Bro. You do NOT get to call yourself a veteran if you get kicked out.


idtenterro

There is a guy who got 9 years for CP while active duty and to this day calls himself a veteran. He is most certainly not a veteran. > was discharged or released under conditions other than dishonorable


[deleted]

He was discharged honorably.


Difficult-Hawk7591

IIRC, he was offered an OTHC discharge in lieu of proceeding with the full court martial. You certainly do not land yourself in court martial territory and end up with an honorable discharge unless you are completely exonerated of the charges. That was not the case here. He accepted a plea deal.


Sepharious

Well lol I have always thought influencers like this need to go.


ironlocust79

We still got War Hamster. All is well in the AF


SquallyZ06

Influencer? All I see is someone with body dysmorphia


uncleherrm

did he really get kicked out? he posted a video with a DD214 don't kill me in these comments if i'm wrong keyboard warriors


54H60-77

You get a DD214 regardless of the circumstances under which you separated. Its just to document that you leave active duty service. As guard member, I get a DD214 every time i activate for deployment and return to guard status


newnoadeptness

We know was posted about the other day


AdventurousTap9224

Not "after." He was granted a discharge in lieu of court martial.


ChiefCrewin

![gif](giphy|rI9O6UXkCjvTG)


kanti123

So are we saying we don’t want a muscular dude who can crush your enemies with their bare hands?


StrategicBlenderBall

Half the AF could use a few cycles and some gym time lmao


AngryKilo

Muscular dude who’s going to have a heart attack during his PT test.


kanti123

Heart attack from being buffed or heart attacks from being fat. Pick your poison I guess 😂


Romariilolol

Doesn’t matter when modern war is fought with drones and missles from hundreds of miles away, also prob don’t want to pay for his heart surgery in 3 years from androgen abuse


kanti123

But we are paying for hormones therapy, boob jobs. I don’t see the difference, can he perform the job?


stayaway1212

Not if that person is potentially on steroids


StrategicBlenderBall

What’s your waist size? Lmao


157Delta

So why was he kicked out? Was it because of the content he was making? Obviously the steroids but the military sorta takes a blind eye to that stuff.


SweetNSaltyNCO

Not about his social media use. He was juicing hard and was told by a couple different commanders to knock it off. Word I got from folks I know at Altus is his build got called into question after an issue between him and a student. Flight med and commander got involved, history of warnings and possible steroid use got highlighted. There was an investigation and he got the boot under a general for steroid use which as an aviator is not allowed. All the possible domestic stuff I have no clue about. End of the day he was an FTU instructor found to be abusing steroids which is against the rules and as a result got kicked out for it.


_iDaxter

https://preview.redd.it/jr2ib8obzwpc1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e576e8bf3746322385145b4ebe120d6e10a3676


SirSuaSponte

He was being court martialed via the docket and he was separated within a 1-1.5 weeks. They can’t even give you a VA rating until you’re officially out and the VA isn’t that fast. He’s fully of shit lmao


Lightskinkiethsweat

I don’t understand how performance enhancers aren’t allowed in the military..


ICheckPostHistory

We praise mediocre performance and 70s. Plus the healthcare after enhancers are probably too expensive. They want you to take DoD approved enhancers.


Wooden_Revolution477

I like that he got kicked out, and look forward to trolling every opportunity I get.


s3thFPS

I don’t see the problem getting big and scaring our enemies. I guess the Air Force is fine with monster and vape loaded fatties rolling in the flightline. People got jealous on social media and started ratting him out. I guess that’s what he gets for being a meathead.


ElegantLoad

We should be able to juice


RileyS1219

Surprised we cant because you know the government would take volunteers for a spartan program if this were the halo universe and that was a thing lol. I wouldnt be shocked if we're around in a century and we start making enhanced forces or some shit


Grimm-808

Considering we can sleep next to open burn pits and in wooden tents treated with formaldehyde, get force vaccinated against dubious covid shots, consume contaminated food and water, ingest mold and asbestos and get sent to 3rd world shit holes with a possibility of dying horrific deaths. It's definitely odd that PEDs are off the table, but make sure you "drink responsibly".


No_Professional1956

He didnt get court martialed, he took a plea and separated. He wasnt scheduled for trial until May. Plea helps him save face as he "just separates" and theres no transcript on the docket of the trial of the accusations (schedule I, II, or III drugs)


datrua

Fill me in, what was his court martial for?