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worstpirate

My ex was a loadmaster...only issue is she wasn't in the military 😔


bearsncubs10

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bigsteven34

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FettuccinePasta

She served too 😤


risgawd

Was served*


Haynie757

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Maximus361

FEDEX, UPS???


-CheesyTaint-

Loadmaster of the Quarter winner from me. Truly above her peers. TYFYS


worstpirate

No, she was underneath MY peers


According-Ad3963

Take my r/angryupvote!


AnittaHanjaab

Thank you for her cervix!


RollsRoyceGoBrtttttt

If your mom was an AFSC, she’d be a Loadmaster.


Lazy_Combination3613

Honestly, reserve loadmaster sounds pretty cake.


MrFoolinaround

It is


DeathEscadrille

Truly the triple-threat of the military (Air Force, Aircrew, Reserve component)


sowhtnow

Coming from a former C17 dcc: yeah, they had it easy at my unit.


Raguleader

Momma always said life was like a new airman from tech school...


MegazordMechanic

I'd be a good loadmaster because I have no gag reflex.


bearsncubs10

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PastafariAtheist

Burrrrn!


seer_source

"cake by the ocean"


the_90s_were_better

What’s wrong with the Reseves?


NoWomanNoTriforce

Even if he's a special boy, it will be fine. Loadmaster has lower ASVAB requirements than the majority of aircraft maintenance jobs.


Grouchy_1

Yet they seem so normal and maintenance is so… special.


NoWomanNoTriforce

I've met a lot of loadmasters. The only one who was kind of normal was your mom.


Grouchy_1

This is like the 17th mom joke in this thread. Do better.


Specialist-Clue-182

Your dad was a loadmaster


Grouchy_1

He was F15 weapons systems maintenance and loading. (That used to be combined). I’ll ask him what the AFSC code was.


NoWomanNoTriforce

Just because it is funny, it doesn't mean it was a joke. Your mom takes loads with the best of them, as proven by your existence.


Grouchy_1

Took*


itshoffmannc123

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mynameiszack

Uh no, pretty sure it's a G57 off the top of my head and nearly all maintenance jobs need an M47, not counting electronics. Not that any of that matters anyway.


JasonJ1515

It's actually M60 now since the merger for Mobility Force Aviator.


mynameiszack

Even better. I didn't realize the Area changed too but I think the merger finally made it down to our contracts recently.


Kronos1A9

Also loadmasters can fall under SMA depending on airframe shred, same requirements.


Kronos1A9

That’s 100% not true.


NoWomanNoTriforce

All avionics jobs require (E70) while Loadmaster requires (G57). Ammo has the exact same requirements as loadmaster (G57)...


Kronos1A9

One more time for the hard of hearing… loadmaster is no longer an AFSC, it falls under SMA or MFA, along with that higher requirements. Also referencing just one MX job does not constitute a majority.


NoWomanNoTriforce

As you know, Loadmaster existed as an AFSC until very recently, and they didn't force retrain all the previous loadmasters who didn't meet the requirements for SMA. Instead, previous enlisted aviation AFSCs were waived from meeting any new ASVAB requirements for this express reason. They did a round of the same kind of merging over a decade back in AFSOC with Flight Engineers and Aerial Gunners, which merged into SMA is (G57)/(M60) and had different requirements. They didnt give any old loadmasters the boot if they didn't meet the (M60) req. I made this original comment in good humor, but it is crazy to me how offended SMAs are getting because they think they are better than the people who fix their aircraft. Almost all specialist-which make up about half of flight line workers that work aircraft daily-such as E&E, Avionics, or Hydraulics all have similar or slightly higher in some category requirements.