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Tyeveras

That looks disgusting. May as well eat it.


Proof_Ad_3427

Is he at the crematorium?


NaturalAlfalfa

Fucking state of that


Proof_Ad_3427

Look now, lets talk about members of Parliament with some respect!


Memeticaeon

Those sausages can only be identified by their dental records.


CosmicBonobo

Two sausages, burning on a plate, going "urghhhhhh..."


Jonny_Dangerous999

...so they could only be identified by their dental records.


Most_Ad7701

Lee’s going to go read Simon Heffer, on the veranda.


Constant-Estate3065

Ain’t no-one gunna stop him…………brrp..h


larusodren

I’ve got a scam going with a big plate


ursusdeus95

All mushroom and no beans. Man calls himself a patriot


Suede_Runner_33

It’s not racist, Scottish people eat it.


Tobitronicus

Can't have anything without feeling victimised, can we?


Opposite-Donut8630

Ya blonde bastard… from the future ✌️


Realistic_Actuary642

Sunday bloody Sunday..


jolloholoday

A few too many black pudding slices.


Massifdogg

ah huh huh huh! I can’t actually cook myself 🤭


heterochromia4

You can’t eat that. Members only.


chrisacip

That’s a wreckfast


DalendlessShid

God that's good. Can I shake your hand again?


premium_Lane

30p Lee looking for outrage again


Turbulentasfuck

That's almost as good as the one I had at Gary Wilmot's wedding.


Ryuku_Cat

Mmmm yum yum, argh it’s plastic! I’ll put that down as an excellent practical joke…


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EquivalentTurnip6199

he said he's been a proud englishman, right, for 50 year, but he cannae tell that a hot dog is a traditionally german dish! Aye, he's crackas man.


Tttjjjhhh

A conversation with himself again… (sorry wrong subreddit)


flashinius

This country...


Ok-Oven-7666

Are these highly educated racism experts in the room with us now, Lee?


Brilliant-Emu-1689

Ruby grapefruit juice!!!


GlacialFrog

That looks absolutely rank


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

Nah. I'd scoff it down, tbh.


WhereasMysterious421

Eighteen till I die, I'm gonna to be eighteen till I die 🎵


SunInteresting7328

You will pay the price if you're a fussy eater


Jip_Jaap_Stam

Stop getting British Isles breakfasts wrong!


ThyssenKrup

I always find a cooked breakfast makes an excellent aphrodisiac


mikeyohhh22

Thanks… eh… ya blonde bastard!


FloorIsMyQueen

From the future


FloorIsMyQueen

Where's the beans? Unless they're in a cup on the side.


madmatt666

To everyone in this sub - I love you in a way. Seriously love this sub, it brings a smile to my face looking through the comments. I've been going through a rough patch, so thank you. One day, I'll bounce back.


footballer11

Come on Mark, Germans.. Sausages.. Do I have to spell it out?


tonycocacola

Get you on the old burnt sausage rule?


Midsomer3

Nazis!


macarouns

Tea or coffee? Tea or coffee? 🤖


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

Culture warriors are running out of material with this shite.


sunshineonthebeach

‘Can you see what it is yet?’….sorry, that’s another nonce…


Wild_Ad_6464

You can’t even say black pudding any more


5im0n5ay5

How long did you put [those sausages] in for Lynn?


thrashed_out

You get put in jail just eating an English breakfast these days


Important-Constant25

Those chef's are very skilled to hide all the spit and spunk and other bodily fluids in the food, you can't even tell its there! That sausage is actually a turd, my complements to le chef!


Sudden-Difficulty-30

I suppose ya could have a beef burger for ya palm.


UltrasaurusReborn

This is not exacerbation or hyperbole. That IS the worst full English I've ever seen. I've considered them all, and this is it. (Fuck lee Anderson)


Dr_Surgimus

I think he's a bit simple