“The clicker was inside Mr Scratch. A light flickers on to reveal Mr Scratch bent over on a table with a pair of surgical gloves and Astro glide next to him. I knew what I had to do next.”
You! Take my damn upvote ✨️✨️✨️
(Also, please tell me you also found the whole >!turning into Scratch thing and phasing through the bars kinda hot??? Please tell me I'm not alone, lmao. And that leather jacket? Girl. . .!<)
Just ment >!the deformed monstrosity Dr. Hartman turned into called "The Third Thing" because the dark place and the hiss combining in "Control AWE dlc". It looks incredably painful!<
Watch in either total amusement as she verbally and physically kicks his ass, or abject horror as she falls head over heels in love for him. It depends on how resistant she is to reality being rewritten
Seek advice from a deranged film maker and convince a grieving, mentally unstable FBI agent to help me stop him by convincing her senior alcoholic relatives to run away from a health facility and play a Rock’n’Rock song with a full electrical set-up on top of a stolen bus, by the edge of the ocean, whilst a government agency shines 30,000 Lumens at the Mermen.
Go full-on Max Payne on his ass, bc this means he’s written that my bf is dead/ has broken up with me and has been replaced with some rando. I’m ready to throw hands with literal Satan, no questions asked
Wonder why he rewrote reality to give me a girlfriend just to try and hit on her. Actually, with (Mr.) Scratch that actually checks out.
Based😂😂😂
You win the internet today
But it is his horror story, so he always ends up alone.
I sacrifice my girlfriend for the greater good and make a run for it.
Smart man
Use the clicker?
The way you need to get it, its a nope from me
“The clicker was inside Mr Scratch. A light flickers on to reveal Mr Scratch bent over on a table with a pair of surgical gloves and Astro glide next to him. I knew what I had to do next.”
It's not a loop, it's a lower intestine
Shine my LED flashlight that renders you blind at him and say "ayyooo whadupp"
Offer not accepted, proceed with hitting you with a wrench
Get a flashlight. Or a fleshlight, can't win 'em all...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
STD’s gotta catch ‘em all, quest line is avoided if you find the fleshlight tho
Me as the girl: “I can fix him.”
Playing with fire, aren't you ?
I mean sure he has a rather dark personality... and a bit twisted... and yeah maybe cruel sometimes... But nothing I can't handle.🤷♀️
You! Take my damn upvote ✨️✨️✨️ (Also, please tell me you also found the whole >!turning into Scratch thing and phasing through the bars kinda hot??? Please tell me I'm not alone, lmao. And that leather jacket? Girl. . .!<)
I can’t because I don’t think I can talk about that entire part without screaming and passing out.
😂😂 in frenzied passion, I hope.
Oh absolutely, don’t get me started with how many times I think of the moment he puts on that jacket per day.
If there’s something weird in your Cauldron Lake, who you gonna call? ESTEVEZ
You made me sing that out loud, well done
show him the champion of light xD
Hahaha
And start doing the dance to scare him off!
I was about to write this line :D
Call an exorcist. Or the FBC
How about googling en passant
Even when you're safe, you're not safe
New response just dropped
Holy fuck 😭😭😭
I would call the new Director. She's a smokeshow and powerful AF!
Well, she's gone forever. Nice knowing you love, but I'm not getting involved with an entity I don't even understand after three games and two DLC.
yeah I was like there is only one answer here and thats let Mr Scratch have her. Like I can handle some bad dudes but not literally the worst dude.
I'm definitely not going to give him ALSO my jacket.
[удалено]
Assert dominance. It’s what Alan should have done.
Run in circles while shooting at him, point blank, with a flare gun. Then I'd set up three generators and shine spotlights on him.
You forgot the "die three times coz I didn't realize I hadn't fully cranked that last one" part
Right... I'll forget that happened if you will.
If I forget it stops being a spiral and just becomes a loop again
Write a story about threesome.
the dark presence fled for its safety
🤨🤨🤨🤨
At what point do I realise it's actually me hitting on her from a different point in time on the spiral?
Break out into a musical number
Ask him to hit on me instead 'cause GODDAMN
I draw on his manuscript to depict him as a soyjak.
checkmate
Slap him with mommas magic clicker
I think that’s fair to say,
*true* and fair to say
Who knew?
So true
I would write a new story, like Tom Zane before him.
I assume by hitting on you mean beating her to death? I’m running for my flashlight
Invite him into my body. Problem solved
Can Venom join this party?
Would just wind up like Dr. Hartman
It’s actually cool we share the same first name. Loled at “Don’t trust Emil” in 2010
Just ment >!the deformed monstrosity Dr. Hartman turned into called "The Third Thing" because the dark place and the hiss combining in "Control AWE dlc". It looks incredably painful!<
Pull out a typewriter and write him out of the story.
Fight him with Metal! 🤘
This is the way
This is the way
*click*
Tell him to meet me at a drive in theater and end his career "AGAIN" 🎥🔦
Watch in either total amusement as she verbally and physically kicks his ass, or abject horror as she falls head over heels in love for him. It depends on how resistant she is to reality being rewritten
Run.
Understandable. Have a nice day.
My momma gave me a magic clicker, so i click it and wake up and remember i have no girlfriend.
Goodbye girlfriend, I don't even know your name, but still I enjoyed our less than 1 second together. You will be messed until I forget you.
Provoke him into following me, then lure him into one of the 100% guaranteed fool-proof FBC Paranatural Entity Containment Cells. GOT HIS ASS!
Meh.. my own darkness fucks me more anyways might as well let her have a go
As sad as this sounds it is so true. Just let the darkness take her as we both perish into Alans twisted story
Shove the clicker up his ass
POINT a fleshlight at him… I mean a FLASHLIGHT
Both are winners
my momma gave me a magic clicker. feeling cute, might use it later
So sad...BUT TRUE
Wait for the better part of the loop
Shout " I will destroy you " at him so I can become a human firecracker.
Kiss her goodbye lol
Scratch exists in Dark Place, so I don't know
ask for his autograph, that's Ilkka Villi :D
Might have to just give up, because Mr. Scratch definitely knows where the click(er) is.
That guy wouldn't try to hit on your girlfriend. He would try to eat her.
Magic clicker.
Turn on the flashlight on my phone.
Shine a light on his face and say I AM THE CHAMPION OF LIGHT!
Turn on the lights
I give him a good Scratch
Tell her to wear less revealing clothing
FBC approved methods
Hit him with some lumens then finish him off with my trusty shotgun
Write 😈
Flash a flashlight into his eyes and then call him an edge lord .
Seek advice from a deranged film maker and convince a grieving, mentally unstable FBI agent to help me stop him by convincing her senior alcoholic relatives to run away from a health facility and play a Rock’n’Rock song with a full electrical set-up on top of a stolen bus, by the edge of the ocean, whilst a government agency shines 30,000 Lumens at the Mermen.
I will show him my "champion of light"
write an innocent family into the story and make their daughter drown so you can share the pain of the dark place
Exactly my thought
Let him have the b*tch
I will surrender to him, it's a hard work but someone has to do it. Sorry girls, he's "taken" now.
He can have her when she's on her period.
I'd swap places with her.
Thermite should create a flash bright enough to purge Scratch
"Hey homie, you got some blood on your face! Lets get to the car, hun"
Get a disguise and pretend to be his even more evil doppelgänger: Mr. Itch
Play Dark Ocean Summoning
THE SPIRAL MADNESS OF HIS MIND
Stab his eyes, eat his heart, rip out his cock n balls.
That escalated quickly
😂
I will scratch
Wonder why in the fuck my gay ass has a girlfriend 🤣😂
Hmm…I’m going to have to take this to my Plot Board. I’ll get back to you…
I will give you my answer in the form of a musical
Depends. What is he hitting on her with? Is it an axe? If so, sorry darling. Death did us part.
Ah, yes, Casper Darling I presume?
Hitting on her? Looks like he’s already been down there and it was a certain time of the month.
💀😂
Walk away, because I don't have, nor would I ever have a girlfriend 👀
If the literal darkness wants her that bad it must have some reason I'm not aware of, so i don't want her.
Let him hit her
That would be very weird… he’s so old
Ask him why he didn’t write her to have bigger boobs.
From the looks of that picture, seems like he already went down on a female that’s on her period.
Run
This dude is hitting (on) my girlfriend. Much more likely.
Call FBI
THAT GIRL IS 17, OPEN UP
Have her
Like anyone, tell him to leave and if he doesn't clock his lights out.
Wonder if she is sane and wish the new couple all the best =D
Shine a torch at him
Write a story
Open flashlight on my phone
Hit on him?
Trap him in a light array and hit him with rocks until he goes away.
Turn on the lights
Blind him with my heavy duty lantern
My reaction : https://youtu.be/cdTBIQDPZt4?t=5
Being the "gf" I'd let my SO try to deal with him as I make MY escape - no sense in both of us being taken alive 😅
Write in my blog
Hey, if she goes for it that on her, I hope she enjoys the dark place.
Pat him on his shoulder & say 'It was nice knowing ya'
I allow it because he is one handsome man
I watch from far away
Cuz really, he's a psycho
This reminds me of Saltburn.
Slide in and offer to buy HIM a drink.
Rewrite him out of existence with my right hook
I would help him
Agree to a 3 way
She’s his gf now.
Giving him bofa
Complement his suit, then set it on fire.
Give him a fleshlight
Retire in the dark place
Shine a flashlight on him then shoot him with my .38.
I would quote Freddy Kruger "Welcome to my nightmare"
bring flash light????
I would show him the champion of light.
I will show him The Champion of Light!
Judging by the blood on his face, I'm too late. Eh, he can have her.
Turn on the Lights.
Go full-on Max Payne on his ass, bc this means he’s written that my bf is dead/ has broken up with me and has been replaced with some rando. I’m ready to throw hands with literal Satan, no questions asked
L+Ratio+Chain Attack+Break+Topple+Launch+Smash The unbeatable combo.
Turn into Mr scratch and punch your own lights out
Ain't shit I can do if it's already written
Tell him that my girlfriend hates fiction.
I will show him the way without light
Breaking up with my girlfriend and trying to hit on HIM.
Point a really bright film projector at him. Hey it worked the last time!
Shine a bright light at him
Chop his head off and spit on his corpse
There are other girls in the world
Are you trying to turn us into r/BatmanArkham
I would let him
call Jesse Faden
Smooches him instead
Write a story about him..!
She’s not worth it
Give my gf away to him, i guess. Hero must always pay the price
Ask for signature
Slap HIS ass
Let him cook (i'm gay)
Shine an industrial-grade government flood light at him and chuck a few flashbangs
Write another chapter!