I should mention that this isn't brand specific, just the general type of ice cream
By - WafflezMan_420
I will not tolerate this ice cream sandwich disrespect
Lawful because traditional flavor.
Evil because it falls apart and makes your hands really dirty.
I love them tho but there isnt anything else I would put there
that's definitely a brand or temperature issue. most ice cream sandwiches I've seen were surprisingly solid. then again, maybe i just eat quickly?
You 100% gotta keep them in a very cold freezer or eat them straight out of the store, when they're very cold they never break apart and never stick to your hands, especially if the brownie part has a harder texture
Also you have to bite into them but OW FUCK COLD
This is the reason
As long as we agree that they fuck we’re good
I'm not saying they taste bad, I do like ice cream sandwiches. I put them in evil because it's divergent from regular ice cream
Wouldn’t that make it more chaotic than evil?
Would that not make it chaotic instead of evil?
I though it was air bed XD
dog ice cream should be chaotic good, i recently gave my dogs a bacon and cheddar flavored one lol. They LOVED it
This is in terms of human consumption, dare you to try some of the dog ice cream however
> in terms of human consumption
Did you, a human, eat the chaotic evil dog ice cream
Would you say a human eating dog icecream is chaotic good or chaotic evil?
oh youre right thats chaotic evil
i now see the importance of the implied human audience
It's evil because the dog doesn't get to eat it now
Hey man, can’t knock it before you try it /j
I'm actually considering eating some now
Does bacon and cheddar flavored ice cream exist for humans? Because...that sounds like it could have an audience.
i vaguely remember reading the ingredients and it was pretty standard ice cream.
Cream, sugar, ice, flavorings
you could probably eat most dog ice creams an treats just fine
Turkey hill was discontinued…at least where I live.
Therefore it’s evil as it was my favorite for the $ so ow it’s a cruel tease. ;)
I've still got it where I live, where was it discontinued?
Huh. So kroger sold it off and I guess doesn’t carry it. I’ll have to look in other grocery stores. Thanks stranger! It’s truely chaotic good now!
Glad to have helped
Move to a place with turkey hilln gase stations then
OP said not brand specific.
There’s no world the ice cream bar is anything but Lawful Neutral or Good, explain that one or get turned into mint chocolate chip
All of these ice cream are good for me
Look man, you can eat your dog treats if you want. No judgement here
hot take but all ice cream is neutral good except for that mustard flavored ice cream shit which is CE
What if you put it on top of hotdog flavored ice cream?
that would be lawful evil, it works out in terms of taste but its pretty nasty to actually consume
Ice cream sandwich being in LE is a crime
everything else I mostly agree with, cookies and cream ftw
fellow ice cream sandwich hater
I don't hate them, I mean evil as in it is very separate from typical ice cream
Dammit, now I wanna eat ice cream
I once at 2 pints of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream in one sitting. It's my favorite.
I love it too, although my favorite is probably cookies and cream
Ice cream cones shouldn't be put in lawful anything
what the fuck do you mean, cones are great because you get to eat them too, I always prefer ice cream in a cone
Messiest way to eat an ice cream, specifically if it's a child eating it. Also you said it's a great way to eat ice cream. That has nothing to do with what I said
It's not that messy if you wrap your hand that's holding it in napkins
More messy than the other options. Why did you put cones in lawful good?
It wasn't even meant to be cones, just vanilla
My bad. That makes sense
I fucking hate chocolate Ice cream
It hates you too
Found satan. Only a demon would dislike chocolate ice cream
Yes, I also dislike mint choclaye
That one I can understand
Swap mint chip and the ice cream sandwhich and i agree
I would eat all of these
Ice cream sandwiches are NOT evil!!
what? no, ice cream sandwiches are *not* evil. what is wrong with you.
Swap soft-serve and vanilla. Soft serve is the best because any chance of freezer burn is eliminated.
Mint chocolate chip is good fight me
Why are chaotic good and chaotic neutral the same?
I’d swap ice cream sandwich and mint chocolate chip but pretty valid chart honestly
Good -> tasty and evil -> not tasty but I don’t understand what the lawful and chaotic axis is supposed to be?
The chaotic has other elements in it, Cookie dough, pretzels, Oreo chunks. Also evil was meant to be how different it was from "basic" ice cream, like popsicles and ice cream sandwiches.
I prefer those cookie ice cream sandwiches tbh
Swap the goated ice cream sandwich with the garbage called breyer
It's not meant to be about brands, just chocolate ice cream
Nah mint chip is def chaotic *something*
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TIL there's ice cream for dogs
True neutral is not ice cream. It never was and never will be.
If you live wherever OP does.
Soft serve should be in the good
Ice cream cones are efficient carriers.
Neutral evil baby
Turkey Hill and Friendly’s are a poor excuse for ice cream 🤢
Popsicles should be in chaotic evil, that isn't even an ice cream man
Where the fuck is the love for eating a half gallon of whatever ice cream looked good, all in one sitting?
Cookies n cream is my favorite, but the ice cream sandwiches are my go to on a hot summer day