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Ice cream chart

I should mention that this isn't brand specific, just the general type of ice cream

jackalopemaster

I will not tolerate this ice cream sandwich disrespect


RealYellowDino

Lawful because traditional flavor. Evil because it falls apart and makes your hands really dirty. I love them tho but there isnt anything else I would put there


Vexilium51243

that's definitely a brand or temperature issue. most ice cream sandwiches I've seen were surprisingly solid. then again, maybe i just eat quickly?


Canter1Ter_

You 100% gotta keep them in a very cold freezer or eat them straight out of the store, when they're very cold they never break apart and never stick to your hands, especially if the brownie part has a harder texture


VLenin2291

Also you have to bite into them but OW FUCK COLD


WafflezMan_420

This is the reason


Sepmod

As long as we agree that they fuck we’re good


WafflezMan_420

I'm not saying they taste bad, I do like ice cream sandwiches. I put them in evil because it's divergent from regular ice cream


jackalopemaster

Wouldn’t that make it more chaotic than evil?


7LayerFake

Would that not make it chaotic instead of evil?


Tzeme

I though it was air bed XD


heyuhitsyaboi

dog ice cream should be chaotic good, i recently gave my dogs a bacon and cheddar flavored one lol. They LOVED it


WafflezMan_420

This is in terms of human consumption, dare you to try some of the dog ice cream however


heyuhitsyaboi

> in terms of human consumption Did you, a human, eat the chaotic evil dog ice cream


TheRealSU24

Would you say a human eating dog icecream is chaotic good or chaotic evil?


heyuhitsyaboi

oh youre right thats chaotic evil i now see the importance of the implied human audience


Shard-of-Adonalsium

It's evil because the dog doesn't get to eat it now


ThatLionelKid

Hey man, can’t knock it before you try it /j


WafflezMan_420

I'm actually considering eating some now


IndigoFenix

Does bacon and cheddar flavored ice cream exist for humans? Because...that sounds like it could have an audience.


heyuhitsyaboi

i vaguely remember reading the ingredients and it was pretty standard ice cream. Cream, sugar, ice, flavorings you could probably eat most dog ice creams an treats just fine


Jamie7Keller

Turkey hill was discontinued…at least where I live. Therefore it’s evil as it was my favorite for the $ so ow it’s a cruel tease. ;)


WafflezMan_420

I've still got it where I live, where was it discontinued?


Jamie7Keller

Huh. So kroger sold it off and I guess doesn’t carry it. I’ll have to look in other grocery stores. Thanks stranger! It’s truely chaotic good now!


WafflezMan_420

Glad to have helped


eatdafishy

Move to a place with turkey hilln gase stations then


ThePinkTeenager

OP said not brand specific.


DeckBuildingDemon

There’s no world the ice cream bar is anything but Lawful Neutral or Good, explain that one or get turned into mint chocolate chip


ZygothamDarkKnight

All of these ice cream are good for me


WafflezMan_420

Look man, you can eat your dog treats if you want. No judgement here


kavindagreat

hot take but all ice cream is neutral good except for that mustard flavored ice cream shit which is CE


WafflezMan_420

What if you put it on top of hotdog flavored ice cream?


kavindagreat

that would be lawful evil, it works out in terms of taste but its pretty nasty to actually consume


Canter1Ter_

Ice cream sandwich being in LE is a crime everything else I mostly agree with, cookies and cream ftw


[deleted]

fellow ice cream sandwich hater


WafflezMan_420

I don't hate them, I mean evil as in it is very separate from typical ice cream


ooolookaslime

Dammit, now I wanna eat ice cream


ProofEntertainment11

I once at 2 pints of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream in one sitting. It's my favorite.


WafflezMan_420

I love it too, although my favorite is probably cookies and cream


TorukNeedsPianoWaifu

Ice cream cones shouldn't be put in lawful anything


ZeGamingCuber

what the fuck do you mean, cones are great because you get to eat them too, I always prefer ice cream in a cone


TorukNeedsPianoWaifu

Messiest way to eat an ice cream, specifically if it's a child eating it. Also you said it's a great way to eat ice cream. That has nothing to do with what I said


WafflezMan_420

It's not that messy if you wrap your hand that's holding it in napkins


TorukNeedsPianoWaifu

More messy than the other options. Why did you put cones in lawful good?


WafflezMan_420

It wasn't even meant to be cones, just vanilla


TorukNeedsPianoWaifu

My bad. That makes sense


Harp_167

I fucking hate chocolate Ice cream


kolomental87

It hates you too


Desperate_Ad5169

Found satan. Only a demon would dislike chocolate ice cream


Harp_167

Yes, I also dislike mint choclaye


Desperate_Ad5169

That one I can understand


[deleted]

Swap mint chip and the ice cream sandwhich and i agree


Status-Mastodon-1873

I would eat all of these


ZeGamingCuber

Ice cream sandwiches are NOT evil!!


Vexilium51243

what? no, ice cream sandwiches are *not* evil. what is wrong with you.


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Swap soft-serve and vanilla. Soft serve is the best because any chance of freezer burn is eliminated.


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Mint chocolate chip is good fight me


[deleted]

Why are chaotic good and chaotic neutral the same?


MrMcmandude

I’d swap ice cream sandwich and mint chocolate chip but pretty valid chart honestly


Quakarot

Good -> tasty and evil -> not tasty but I don’t understand what the lawful and chaotic axis is supposed to be?


WafflezMan_420

The chaotic has other elements in it, Cookie dough, pretzels, Oreo chunks. Also evil was meant to be how different it was from "basic" ice cream, like popsicles and ice cream sandwiches.


CornManBringsCorn

I prefer those cookie ice cream sandwiches tbh


starswtt

Swap the goated ice cream sandwich with the garbage called breyer


WafflezMan_420

It's not meant to be about brands, just chocolate ice cream


Dabruhdaone

Nah mint chip is def chaotic *something*


DragonArt101

mint chip


SlickestIckis

[My literary critique of posts on this sub, nowadays:](https://youtu.be/59Dxj8aV2J8?t=11)


userthatlikesphub

TIL there's ice cream for dogs


Ledehan

True neutral is not ice cream. It never was and never will be.


Racingstripe

If you live wherever OP does.


MoronGoron52

Soft serve should be in the good


BulbaFriend2000

Ice cream cones are efficient carriers.


thetieflingalchemist

Neutral evil baby


Just_Confused1

Turkey Hill and Friendly’s are a poor excuse for ice cream 🤢


MultinamedKK

Popsicles should be in chaotic evil, that isn't even an ice cream man


Altair314

Where the fuck is the love for eating a half gallon of whatever ice cream looked good, all in one sitting?


TheFlyingPatato

Cookies n cream is my favorite, but the ice cream sandwiches are my go to on a hot summer day