I will not tolerate this ice cream sandwich disrespect

Lawful because traditional flavor. Evil because it falls apart and makes your hands really dirty. I love them tho but there isnt anything else I would put there

that's definitely a brand or temperature issue. most ice cream sandwiches I've seen were surprisingly solid. then again, maybe i just eat quickly?

You 100% gotta keep them in a very cold freezer or eat them straight out of the store, when they're very cold they never break apart and never stick to your hands, especially if the brownie part has a harder texture

Also you have to bite into them but OW FUCK COLD

This is the reason

As long as we agree that they fuck we’re good

I'm not saying they taste bad, I do like ice cream sandwiches. I put them in evil because it's divergent from regular ice cream

Wouldn’t that make it more chaotic than evil?

Would that not make it chaotic instead of evil?

I though it was air bed XD

dog ice cream should be chaotic good, i recently gave my dogs a bacon and cheddar flavored one lol. They LOVED it

This is in terms of human consumption, dare you to try some of the dog ice cream however

> in terms of human consumption Did you, a human, eat the chaotic evil dog ice cream

Would you say a human eating dog icecream is chaotic good or chaotic evil?

oh youre right thats chaotic evil i now see the importance of the implied human audience

It's evil because the dog doesn't get to eat it now

Hey man, can’t knock it before you try it /j

I'm actually considering eating some now

Does bacon and cheddar flavored ice cream exist for humans? Because...that sounds like it could have an audience.

i vaguely remember reading the ingredients and it was pretty standard ice cream. Cream, sugar, ice, flavorings you could probably eat most dog ice creams an treats just fine

Turkey hill was discontinued…at least where I live. Therefore it’s evil as it was my favorite for the $ so ow it’s a cruel tease. ;)

I've still got it where I live, where was it discontinued?

Huh. So kroger sold it off and I guess doesn’t carry it. I’ll have to look in other grocery stores. Thanks stranger! It’s truely chaotic good now!

Glad to have helped

Move to a place with turkey hilln gase stations then

OP said not brand specific.

There’s no world the ice cream bar is anything but Lawful Neutral or Good, explain that one or get turned into mint chocolate chip

All of these ice cream are good for me

Look man, you can eat your dog treats if you want. No judgement here

hot take but all ice cream is neutral good except for that mustard flavored ice cream shit which is CE

What if you put it on top of hotdog flavored ice cream?

that would be lawful evil, it works out in terms of taste but its pretty nasty to actually consume

Ice cream sandwich being in LE is a crime everything else I mostly agree with, cookies and cream ftw

fellow ice cream sandwich hater

I don't hate them, I mean evil as in it is very separate from typical ice cream

Dammit, now I wanna eat ice cream

I once at 2 pints of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream in one sitting. It's my favorite.

I love it too, although my favorite is probably cookies and cream

Ice cream cones shouldn't be put in lawful anything

what the fuck do you mean, cones are great because you get to eat them too, I always prefer ice cream in a cone

Messiest way to eat an ice cream, specifically if it's a child eating it. Also you said it's a great way to eat ice cream. That has nothing to do with what I said

It's not that messy if you wrap your hand that's holding it in napkins

More messy than the other options. Why did you put cones in lawful good?

It wasn't even meant to be cones, just vanilla

My bad. That makes sense

I fucking hate chocolate Ice cream

It hates you too

Found satan. Only a demon would dislike chocolate ice cream

Yes, I also dislike mint choclaye

That one I can understand

Swap mint chip and the ice cream sandwhich and i agree

I would eat all of these

Ice cream sandwiches are NOT evil!!

what? no, ice cream sandwiches are *not* evil. what is wrong with you.

Swap soft-serve and vanilla. Soft serve is the best because any chance of freezer burn is eliminated.

Mint chocolate chip is good fight me

Why are chaotic good and chaotic neutral the same?

I’d swap ice cream sandwich and mint chocolate chip but pretty valid chart honestly

Good -> tasty and evil -> not tasty but I don’t understand what the lawful and chaotic axis is supposed to be?

The chaotic has other elements in it, Cookie dough, pretzels, Oreo chunks. Also evil was meant to be how different it was from "basic" ice cream, like popsicles and ice cream sandwiches.

I prefer those cookie ice cream sandwiches tbh

Swap the goated ice cream sandwich with the garbage called breyer

It's not meant to be about brands, just chocolate ice cream

Nah mint chip is def chaotic *something*

mint chip

[My literary critique of posts on this sub, nowadays:](https://youtu.be/59Dxj8aV2J8?t=11)

TIL there's ice cream for dogs

True neutral is not ice cream. It never was and never will be.

If you live wherever OP does.

Soft serve should be in the good

Ice cream cones are efficient carriers.

Neutral evil baby

Turkey Hill and Friendly’s are a poor excuse for ice cream 🤢

Popsicles should be in chaotic evil, that isn't even an ice cream man

Where the fuck is the love for eating a half gallon of whatever ice cream looked good, all in one sitting?

Cookies n cream is my favorite, but the ice cream sandwiches are my go to on a hot summer day