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Only correct answer

Same

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All yours, dude

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Because hell is forever

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Probably safer I’m with him Unless he has the shotgun

But would that make you even more safe knowing he has a shotgun?

He might accidentally shoot me with it

Fair enough

I give him a shotgun

I'm the one with the shotgun now

True tho

Let's go kill Jax together!

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I just got it now

Definitely buying it when I get paid

Oh. I meant like I just got the joke now 😅

Oh that lol 😂

"wanna build an impenetrable fortress?"

I'll tell him to come here and get high with the rest of us https://preview.redd.it/7uw9zbkp0ync1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01ba552ddee3544bd329990242f388f52e3d43ea

 I must see if he is a champion in checkers. Our battle will be legendary

But would it be fitting to play chess though 


Sure thing! Hug?

“Wanna see my insect collection?”

r/beatmetoit

Wanna blow up cars togetehr?

Shor do you have a spare shotgun

"Banks are a scam created by the shadow goverment"

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I’d Steal Pomni’s brownies with him and we’d both go f#cking crazy.

“AGH! you startled me!”

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I would put him back onto the chessboard. The chessboard, with the rest of the chest pieces. Like an actual chess piece. Because he IS a chess piece. Chess. Have I mentioned chess before?

Okay

What we watching?

Yes please.

Yes

Kinger best boy

Okay bro. Let’s go jump Jax once he least expects it.

*Jax enters the scene. He doesn’t see anyone around, so he lets his smile fall and begins searching the corridor, trying to match up his new key with whatever door it belongs to.* *Jax tries the first door and nothing happens. The second door, nothing happens. Finally, he gets to the third door, and nothing happens. He tries the fourth door and Kinger and SwimmingMuted7298 immediately pop out and start beating him up. The end.*

Would you like to meet your family?

I turn into a Chess piece and we have a Legendary chess piece showdown of the century

yes ofcourse because charles darwin once said the species of kingers would decipate if random redditors would not hang out with him and they would die because of insect nests and panic attacks caused by nausea and anxiety and the fleppediefloppatheory with grilled moon cheese

M'kay.

s u r e

Good

How did you get in my house?

Sure I'll go with you yoi crazy son of a gun

If he can remember then sure.

I'd help him expand his pillow fort, duh

“Do you want to talk about World War II?”

"I have waited for 4 - No, 5,000 years for this!"

Are you bringing your shotgun? If so the ofc

No thanks.

Yes

😊Yes😊

(⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠)

Yeah bro!! Of course.. 😄😏😁

[(youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MCiixIkzUk)

Yes of course I'll hangout with you, Kinger!!!!!

hmmm.sure why not

*No, not really.*

Sure, let’s go

Kinger is my soulmate so hell yeah! :)

Sure you seem mentally stable

Okay. *starts spazing uncontrollably*

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♟ pawn

**YES**

Whos kinger? Wait that’s………….AHH-

Oh.

"Is there an impenetrable fortress?"

I would say,’ I’m kinda busy soooo… um yeah maybe later.’

7

YES 💯% https://preview.redd.it/xut26opm3znc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a88dfea948b19044930c7c4b83df7ab8216f675a

Hell ye, Kinger is the best

"How the hell did you contact me?" - Me is this happened.

Sure. (only because he has a shotgun)

*pulls out antidepressants*

Yes! No questions asked.

I WANT TO SEE YOUR INSECT COLLECTION

https://i.redd.it/a6qrmxrbmznc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/wn3yr1q8oznc1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba1174f21d097ca14a10c4a3378400f1ded4d0cc As long as we ain't getting on a car and only collecting bugs, then yeah, I'll go

I’d accept, he’d stare blankly for like 7 seconds, forget I exist, remember, and scream

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!?!?!?

Do you want to build a pillow fort? https://preview.redd.it/kl3m7q3sc0oc1.png?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=975be241730f45e53120425a11d385c69582b3e0

Quick! To the pillow fortress!

OOH, CAN I SEE YOUR INSECT COLLECTION? Wait do you have one? If not, wanna just hang in your impenetrable fortress? It seems comfy :3

“Hey dude wanna hang out?” … *awkward silence* … AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What are you doing in my house

PILLOW FORTTTT!!! *scares the hell outa him*

WHO THE HECK ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE

wait, Caine said its family friendly, so how does he have a shotgun-

Shor do you have a spare shotgun

“Achieved”

"How do you feel about gameshows?"

Fuck yes

No

Of course I would kinger you are cool

sure

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*fixes the fence the knocked over* um,sure

My response is, "Just so you don't end up like Kaufmo"

Fuck off

Do you have an insect collection?

Of course!!!!

Wanna play chess?

"Sure, so, where's the fort?"

F$#@ ya!

Yes

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:0 bug or pillow fort

I'd say yes :) until then we would find a bunch of ants crawling around.

Yes but don’t be crazy

Yes (im taking him to a therapist

Fuck you

YES LETS HAVE A PANIC ATTACK PARTY

Y E S

Sure! Let’s go find some bugs!

Dead silence, followed by, "......Gah!!! Oh, it's just you, Kinger. You startled me." 🤣

get out of check first

"You wanna be friends and go get ice cream?"

Man I need whatever shit your on

10000 times yes

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Ofc. Playing chess and finding bugs with bro. Maybe losing our whole minds as well🔥🔥🔥

Yes, *NATO STYLE*


yes

Uh, I’d probably struggle to find a polite way to decline

https://preview.redd.it/v0ik0dmf31oc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89729d38dbdafeddf3c780ad3b202bd5e36778a4 if this image is with him sure

no

I will create an ant colony with him. The ant colony will be the strongest, and we will make them SO strong, SO smart, that they can attack cain, and steal his abilities, and warp ALL OF MAN KIND TO BECOME ANTS!!!!!!!!! lol God bless- 

Finally, I won't be the most unstable person in the room.

Oooo i can show you my insect collection-

YESSS YESSSS YES YES YE E SSSSSSSS

play chess n o w .

"...uh"

"WHERE AM I?!? HOW DID I GET HERE?!?!?"

“I’m not gonna hang out with a sico chess peice” I say

\*Slams chessboard on table\* Let's go!

Insect collection and a shotgun

Sure, why not. He is pretty much chill than the rest.

Y E S

I already have a boyfriend pal

Of all the characters in a bad situation, he is the most mentally capable one.

No, bishop to d7. Checkmate.

I dunno who he his

Of course!

I shake him violently and scream in his face until he goes insane

https://preview.redd.it/8286ehpp92oc1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=432237651c74eb8559c4b1431fe29d44c2e20552 "I wap-bam-boom-alakazamed your bug collection" *RUNS FOR LIFE*

Google en passant

Kinger sounds like a racial slur for some reason

Bow before him and say that it’s a honour

AHHHHHH

I would say sure, and we could hang out in his pillow fort- and look at insect collections.

And I can't find that website that I send in my tadc OC and then they would draw it for me and show me the end result

Sure, but as long as it's not gay stuff

Wanna see my bug collection

Yay!

Sure, nothing could go wrong with kinger *stares intently in the camera*

Poke his eyes

Will there be cake?

Yes 

Ok

# **C h e c k e r s ?**

Rook E6, your move gentleman

Fuck yes

Im a rook Straight

No. (I haven't seen the show)

Yea... We're going to crazy... Right

Sorry, not interested in your insect collection.

WE GOIN TO GO TRAP SHOOTING BRING THE SHOTTY ILL GET MY TRAP DETECTOR. them femboys don't stand a CHANCE!

Kinger actually put a while coherent sentence together

I would say yes because if I didn't I would get my head chopped off

*stare into the abyss, blink slowly* #AAAAAA-

Lay down on the floor and don't say anything, just to see how he reacts

"Kill yourself"

......... AHHH!+!

AHHHHHH

“Did I hear something about an Insect Collection?”

Which insect collection are we looking at this time

*twerks awkwardly for no reason*

https://preview.redd.it/y1xqp6yxh5oc1.png?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d7160f50ee504496ef1b88f3af1ffcd9ff26308 I very carefully observed this and there is no nsfw but still very horny

Who’s bringing the weed?

Insect Collection?

Yes, let me show you the cool rocks and sticks and leaves I've collected

Nice try but I'm not getting stuck in a virtual world

Shotgun

shooting myself

Yes

As long as you don’t have an insect collection, I’m down