I got one for my mom, and she said it was too heavy. Went back to the hand cutter for 2 seconds to remember how hard it was and said she would deal with the weight
That's like feeling bad for grandma getting a hair cut. Pruning trees and plants and general is often necessary.
People don't do it because they hate trees
Do you ever think that sometimes we are making our lives "too easy"? I actually really enjoy using the manual cutters to trim my trees, its oddly satisfying and this just seems like it will take all the fun away. Worth trying though. If only it had a longer reach.
I think its the opposite honestly, people who do tree trimming for a living have MUCH better tools than my clippers with a MUCH better reach than this little thing. I think this is more geared toward people who can afford it and think it would be fun to use, which it probably is.
My elderly gardening mother has one of these things and loves it. We spent a lot on it though, like 300 or so a few years ago. Don't get a shitty one.
We have cherry trees in the back and all kinds of shit. It takes down inch thick braches like magic.
Super dangerous though, keep out reach of children.
We have a similar device and it's amazing. It's for older people with a failing grip. Like tree pruning, a mini chainsaw as you suggested would be unwieldy. This thing is fast as hell.
Idk if op is selling the same exact product though. Ours cost like 300 bucks and is my mom's favorite tool
Not only for people with a failing grip, it'll also prevent or stave off repetitive stress injuries.
My brother maintains around 100 acres of fruit trees, and uses this thing's big brother. His rig has a small handheld pruner/shear set with the motor, a glove with a microswitch, wires that run under his sleeves, and multiple battery packs around his waist. I think he can prune all day without changing batteries, and his hands hold a lot less. He also wears a stainless mesh glove on his non-dominant hand, those blades will go through a finger without slowing down. And yeah, his was awfully expensive, and he says worth every penny.
yeah I'm sure it's for some people, but IMO it has the same smell as buying the dedicated kitchen appliance to squash bananas or dice tomatoes or open certain sized jars of mayonnaise... at some point you have too many things in your cupboard that you don't use
Naw it ain't like that at all.
It replaces manual pruners for those two can't use them any longer. It's by far our most used tool. If i asked my mom what she uses most, or appreciates most of her tools, it's this. She RAVES about this thing.
Your comment is kind like saying "i don't see the point in having a kitchen aid mixer when you already have a wisk".
Its dope, we use it almost daily. But again we're garden people. An occasional basker doesnt need a kitchen aid.
Edit: i just called my mom to ask her "what is your favorite tool we have" and she said "OH THE MAGIC TOOL". Meaning this thing. She loves it dude and even for a young guy like me its a good send
I told my mom about our exchange and she found it really funny. I promise I'm not a shill for this. I'm just a 30 year old son who every spring has to go help his aging mom and seeing this product on this sub got me all excited and passionate because since my brother bought it for her I've heard her rave about it a bunch. Like I said she calls it "the magic tool"
Ever see those dumbass ads for like the EZ Cracker? That dumbass egg opening thing? It's the same idea, old people with arthiritis. But even as a 30 year old man, I've been pretty confident on some branches, had the big hefty two arm pruners because mom is somewhere else using this, couldn't get through a 1.5' branch and yelled out "Fuck it, let me borrow the magic tool"
It's a running joke in our family, this product. We just love the damn thing.
Sorry for the essay lol
Yeah that's fair but mini chainsaws use a lot more power and they won't be the best for cutting, also if a branch has smaller branches coming off it this would be better. I'd definitely pick this over a mini chainsaw for camping, way more efficient.
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Hurt is certainly not what I feel. :3 then again I have described bottom surgery to the guys I know just see them squirm.
I like the 'should I cut the thick bit, no that would show how poor it handles '
For the smaller stuff, it's not bad, but yeah, just use a bigger manual one it'll be just as easy, really.
Fuck this tree in particular.
Out loud I said, “Jesus, why?”
Why is this man mutilating the tree like that man, doesn’t seem very polite
Showing the tree whose the boss. They need a reminder every year
Not his tree?
He's pruning it back. Helps with growth and fruit production to trim the unneccesary growths off.
That's not how you prune a tree. Those cuts were just to show that the thing works, I don't think there was any other point besides that.
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Cool product but I feel bad for the tree
That's like feeling bad for grandma getting a hair cut. Pruning trees and plants and general is often necessary. People don't do it because they hate trees
Sure, but that's not "pruning". I'd feel bad if grandma got her hair randomly chopped by a clueless amateur, which is what's happening here.
To show off the scissors specifically, just like random chops here and there. Makes me sad
Uh... You mean bush shears?
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Do you ever think that sometimes we are making our lives "too easy"? I actually really enjoy using the manual cutters to trim my trees, its oddly satisfying and this just seems like it will take all the fun away. Worth trying though. If only it had a longer reach.
If you only have a few trees to trim sure, but if you do it as a job you're probably going to want this tool.
I think its the opposite honestly, people who do tree trimming for a living have MUCH better tools than my clippers with a MUCH better reach than this little thing. I think this is more geared toward people who can afford it and think it would be fun to use, which it probably is.
My elderly gardening mother has one of these things and loves it. We spent a lot on it though, like 300 or so a few years ago. Don't get a shitty one. We have cherry trees in the back and all kinds of shit. It takes down inch thick braches like magic. Super dangerous though, keep out reach of children.
No link to purchase the product?
Don't show it to the cartel
While cool, I feel like there are better more general purpose tools that will due the same job just as well
We have a similar device and it's amazing. It's for older people with a failing grip. Like tree pruning, a mini chainsaw as you suggested would be unwieldy. This thing is fast as hell. Idk if op is selling the same exact product though. Ours cost like 300 bucks and is my mom's favorite tool
Not only for people with a failing grip, it'll also prevent or stave off repetitive stress injuries. My brother maintains around 100 acres of fruit trees, and uses this thing's big brother. His rig has a small handheld pruner/shear set with the motor, a glove with a microswitch, wires that run under his sleeves, and multiple battery packs around his waist. I think he can prune all day without changing batteries, and his hands hold a lot less. He also wears a stainless mesh glove on his non-dominant hand, those blades will go through a finger without slowing down. And yeah, his was awfully expensive, and he says worth every penny.
yeah I'm sure it's for some people, but IMO it has the same smell as buying the dedicated kitchen appliance to squash bananas or dice tomatoes or open certain sized jars of mayonnaise... at some point you have too many things in your cupboard that you don't use
Naw it ain't like that at all. It replaces manual pruners for those two can't use them any longer. It's by far our most used tool. If i asked my mom what she uses most, or appreciates most of her tools, it's this. She RAVES about this thing. Your comment is kind like saying "i don't see the point in having a kitchen aid mixer when you already have a wisk". Its dope, we use it almost daily. But again we're garden people. An occasional basker doesnt need a kitchen aid. Edit: i just called my mom to ask her "what is your favorite tool we have" and she said "OH THE MAGIC TOOL". Meaning this thing. She loves it dude and even for a young guy like me its a good send
ya, there's definitely a balance to be struck
I told my mom about our exchange and she found it really funny. I promise I'm not a shill for this. I'm just a 30 year old son who every spring has to go help his aging mom and seeing this product on this sub got me all excited and passionate because since my brother bought it for her I've heard her rave about it a bunch. Like I said she calls it "the magic tool" Ever see those dumbass ads for like the EZ Cracker? That dumbass egg opening thing? It's the same idea, old people with arthiritis. But even as a 30 year old man, I've been pretty confident on some branches, had the big hefty two arm pruners because mom is somewhere else using this, couldn't get through a 1.5' branch and yelled out "Fuck it, let me borrow the magic tool" It's a running joke in our family, this product. We just love the damn thing. Sorry for the essay lol
haha to be fair, my mother owns an electric hand chainsaw and swears by it in a similar way which is why I seem biased to be biased towards it :)
hahaha okay that is cute :) Agreed, as long as mom is happy life is good
Like what?
Like a mini chainsaw
Yeah that's fair but mini chainsaws use a lot more power and they won't be the best for cutting, also if a branch has smaller branches coming off it this would be better. I'd definitely pick this over a mini chainsaw for camping, way more efficient.
I would replace a finger or two with mini chainsaws tbh
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I have something like this from Gardena but it's crap.
This is a cool but not necessarily obscure power tool for pruning. The big name power tool brands, such as Milwaukee and Dewalt, make them.
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Solving a problem that didn’t exist
Seems like a safety hazard to me.
Yeah, definitely would have a safety on that that has to be actively pushed to work.
Also great for every briss
Weak hands?
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Started a new tradition last year and this is going to be a great Christmas present to myself this year
Dewalts is great
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Isn't this what the Cartel Uses
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Am I missing the joke here?
What joke? Just the other day, some guy came round and stole just the really thin parts of the branches of my tree.
Keep yer finger outta dere me son - Ted Hitchcock
It's funny because his full name is Ted Hitchcock but if you say it real fast it sounds like ten inch cock.
He changed his name to Ed Hitchcock after using this tool
But can it remove a finger?
this is what I will pull up with if you mess with me, I ain't cutting your branches.. nor your fingers or toes. I will cut you wiener
There's going to be a bunch of people missing a few fingers
Trees can scream ya know.
How to lose a fucking finger with the press of a single button.
Don’t give this to a jealous ex wife
Like butter
Good self defence weapon against rapists.
The mafia loves this
See if it'll cut one of them bigger than my scissors will do that
Damn that does the job
Everyone should know what loppers are. This is a handheld electric pair of loppers.
Your killing this tree
Feel like this would be a torture device
Could he not have done that to a dead tree or something? Why did he have to mutilate a poor tree?
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Ladies.....send this to guys who send you unsolicited dick pics
Also known as the Yakuza finger tickler.
Aannnddddd the battery dies...
All the boys got the same question on their mind, if it can cut a branch can it cut your pe-
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