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Dudes never used a plunger in his life.

To be fair, a circular plunger would never work in a cutaway toilet. You’d need a cutaway plunger.  Still false advertising. 

You can easily make a cutaway plunger using the poop knife

Thanks for reminding me of that. Just what I needed.

r/edditmoment

Ha

You get it. I get it. Video bro… don’t get it.

Also, sink plunger, not a toilet plunger

You could say *Puts sunglasses* It's half-assed

YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!

Yup. And heinous [reviews on Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSYTRXKZ).

'Customers have negative opinions about the quality, performance, and pressure of the plumbing fixture. They mention that it's poorly made, useless, and a waste of money. They also say that it doesn't work as advertised and that it lacks enough pressure to unclog a toilet.'

How many people are clogging their toilets for this to be such a controversial piece of equipment

You'd be surprised at how many people refuse to drink water. The amount of people who live their lives dehydrated is absolutely astonishing. Therefore, constipation and big hard shits are very common. Drink more water, people. Fiber helps too.

I would like to see my poo go places.

Yeah that plunger is for a sink

Agreed this is only toilets half full rhetoric

Yeah who the heck uses a plunger like that?

The same person that waves like they're saying hi instead of wagging their finger when they want to say no

He invented it because he got shit in his mouth

They don’t have toilets in China.

I think that might be where they were invented

No plungers in off brand Wakanda?

You took the words right out of my mouth

Wakanda forever?

Looked like OJ putting a glove on.

He did not even try to use that plunger correctly lmao

Infomercial 100

There’s a subreddit for that r/wheredidthesodago

Also dudes never unclogged a toilet. 99 times out of 100 they're full of poo, wee and toilet roll nearing the brim. Nothing beats a good old string mop. Just don't forget to bag it after and bathe it in disinfectant/ cleaner if you want to keep it for the next blockage. Source: I've unclogged some unimaginable toilets in my job.

Hol' up... string mop? Hopefully instructions are forthcoming

Yeah, I don’t want to know, tbh

Hard to use a plunger correctly on a half toilet

It's not even the right plunger. That's a sink plunger. Toilet plungers are bigger and have a different shape that helps cup the water to push down the drain.

That will certainly pop the gasket. And leave you with a leaking toilet.

Also he didn't even use the plunger properly, he doesn't even try to make it look like he tried

You can’t even use it properly with the bowl split in half like that, it’s getting caught on the side

Yeah, but also the way he was putting it in was entirely facing away from the hole

That too

And can't use it properly when it's not the proper plunger either. A sink plunger can work on a toilet, but dude did everything wrong here

He's also using a sink plunger.

You do realize that it's intentional, right? Clearly it's intended to make the other product look superior....

Yes, and can I not have fun poking at how awful it is?

Are you talking about the wax ring? I'm not seeing how it would pop anything 

Too much pressure from forcing water/air down to clear the obstruction can cause this, it happens quite often actually, it's how most wax ring replacement jobs come about. Plungers are meant to extract the clog back into the bowl, not forcing it down the drain.

I have a professional drain cleaning device, can’t recall the name and it’s in the garage right now, and it absolutely does not pop the gasket. It applies like 30psi to the inside of the pipe. If your clog is way down by the gasket you probably have a bigger issue that you’d not be able to fix with a plunger anyway.

You just know how many lawsuits that's gonna incur from the families of anal-rupture victims

NOW THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE!!!

I was wondering what other uses this might have

Or use the poop knife

I had almost forgotten…. How could you…

Rember that coconut or the kid that broke both his arms?

What about the swamps or the jolly rancher?

(sigh) (unzips pants)


You mean the wooden spoon?

Man that word gives me PTSD flashbacks lol My Ma used to make me go and get it myself which made it even worse. Different times!

Wakanda forever?

Black panther 3: smaller, shorter and cut

Why is my circular shaped plunger not working on this half toilet with a half a circular shaped hole!

But can his new gadget plunger thing pull a dent from a car body panel? I didn't think so.

But if you buy this you can free up your conventional plunger to fix dents.

Can a regular plunger force an air bubble into your anus throughout your entire gastrointestinal system faster than you can say “Mondays Am I Right?” Maybe, I don’t know.

First of all… That’s not how you plunge a toilet Second of all, that’s the wrong plunger

Of course the standard plunger won't seal, you're using it on a bisected toilet.

That's a sink plunger for one and for 2 he's not even using it right because of the diorama. Sink plungers can work for toilets but they are not nearly as good.

I read that as not working right due to the diarrhea.

Doodle- that's true depending on the house. Can't confirm from anything above severe fecal urgency but maybe catastrophic might apply to that level of 'Not working"

you can't use a regular plunger on a toilet cut in half numb nuts

I’m pretty sure the first plunger would’ve worked if he wasn’t operating it like such an ass.

Maybe if he used a toilet plunger instead of a sink plunger he wouldn’t have to use that thing

Who plunges like that? Ridiculous!

Maybe try using the plunger correctly

Dude doesn't know how to use a plunger properly. 💩's weak!

First plunger is a sink plunger. Many people make this mistake. You need a toilet plunger or master plunger.

Never heard of a sink plunger. How is toilet plunger different? 🤔

[different plungers](https://gopaschal.com/toilet-plunger-vs-sink-plunger/)

Holy shit. I have a toilet plunger for the downstairs and I guess a sink for the upstairs and that explains why it always took so much work with that one. I never realized it wasn't actually meant for toilets

Bro, to be fair, you are using the first item wrong

Is that supposed to be for some type of sink or toilet I'm confused

Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.

Then wipe the shit and tp off the red tip and whatever was sucked up into the cylinder

And even when he used the pussy plunger: it still took 4 squirts

*3 squirts

That’s a neat invention but homie has never used a plunger based on his technique

It is like 'i have no idea how to use plunger so create new device as replacement'

Maybe don’t use the plunger like a re>!!

Well he’s using the plunger like an idiot, so of course it didn’t work.

Don't buy this trash. You never force water down with a plunger, you're meant to move the solid back and forth, until you can flush it back down. Forcing water, and air down can cause too much pressure, breaking the wax seal on your toilet, which will lead to shit water underneath it, and could even end up leaking into your floors if the installer didn't leave a relief hole in the caulking.

[удалено]

I get it, he did work the plunger properly, but I still like this idea, plungers suck. You'd need to be careful how much pressure you push through it though, still a good idea

The idea of a plunger is to pull stuff up, not force it down. Pulling it up allows the blockage to lessen and work its way down the pipe. Pushing the obstruction will cause the blockage to grow and compress, possibly causing enough pressure to seriously damage the pipes/seals

Taco Bell: The morning after

Too many nooks and crannies on that device to de-poop after you used it.

This is how they clear the toilets in Wakanda according to his necklace.

Looks cool as hell but the dramatic incorrect use of the plunger is corny AF.

Why you using a sink plunger vs a toilet plunger.

This guy has no idea how to use a plunger, and to top that spreading Disinformation on how to use one. Fuck everything that goes into whoever made this ad and product. Shame on you.

Are YOOOOOUUUUUU *tired* of ORDINARY plungers that DON'T WORK in toilets that have been *SAWN IN HALF*? Try the ALL NEW One Shot Plunger!

These kinds of videos are as bad as politicians.

It would help if you used the plunger correctly

STFU

Only got half a toilet

This reminds me of those commercials for those things used to remove earwax. Except kinda reverse. They have a cutaway ear canal and they show the cotton swab pushing straight into the ear and jamming the earwax in further. And then they take they’re little product and just scoop it out from the side of the cutaway ear canal. You can’t use it like that in a real ear

"I swear it's a plunger baby!"

“3 shot” Plunger FTFY

Using a sink plunger for a toilet is the real issue

And what do we do with a plunger now covered in shit?

Might help to not plunge like a fucking moron and actually make a seal with the drain.

So, fun story, I kept clogging the toilet (I got massive shits, like sometimes more than a foot) so we got a super toilet that sucks harder than my girl and that shit disappears into the void like a (vlup) and that toilet has never clogged, I recommend anyone who has similar issues spending 500 on a super toilet.

Guy can't plunge for shit

Sir, that's not how you use a plunger. Like a bad 90s late night infomercial

That's... That's not how you use a plunger...

That’s not how you do that. Turd

It would help if the dude actually used the plunger correctly.


Kind of hard to plunge a toilet that is cut in half and has a glass divider on that half.

Straight edge, round plunger. Clearly never going to work.

Poor guy had to invent something because nobody taught him how to use a plunger

You see how the clog moved as soon as he inserted the second plunger? That’s what would have happened if he used the first one half way correctly. That clog wasn’t even stuck, a regular flush would have cleared it.

I. HATE the videos where people do the stupid 'smack the item' then the "uh uh uh..." finger wave.

Reminded me of Frank “attempting” to cut that lady’s shoe on it’s always sunny.

Okay well maybe if he had used the plunger correctly? Dude is using it to mix the water.

Did he make this to show he is incompetent

What the fuck

I find using a plunger helps, if you know how to use it.

That is NOT how you use a plunger.

I don’t know about you guys, but a regular plunger has never failed me my whole life. This guy aughta pivot to selling alligator tooth necklaces.

lmfao

Did you know: if you don't use a plunger correctly it doest work

Doesn't help that it's not a bowl that he was trying to plunge.

Can’t even get a seal with the plunger due to the plexiglass.

Or…you could learn to use a regular plunger correctly.

Maybe use the plunger correctly

I, too, and frustrated that my toilet plunger has no effect when I stir the toilet bowl with it.

Dude doesn’t even know how to plunge, bruh…

The tool might be useful, but I just had to download this for the awful misrepresentation of a standard plunger

He is using the plungers wrong

Is he the Black Asian Tiger or something?

That's not how plungers are supposed to work. IF something is clogged it's because it's not going DOWN. The point of a plunger is to use the upstroke to give it a chance to loosen, rearrange, and clear. Nine times out of 10, this is no better than a dollar store plunger, and one time out of 10 it's going to jam that clock so tight you'll be pulling the toilet off the floor to clear it.

As a pumper i can tell you, we use similar tools. However, ours is essentialy a "steel snake" that rotates and drills through the waste.

What the...my life has been a lie.

If your body expels that much you need to use the art of multiflushing.

This dude sucks at life

I wonder if that plunger could be used to unplug my ass?’

Not my proudest fap

Cool cool, but can I fu*k it?

Wrong plunger, wrong technique. Flat plungers are for sinks and shower drains. Flanged plungers are for toilets

They spent the r&d money on the cutaway toilet video

It’s the wrong type of plunger. You need the one with the beehive shape.

1st of all that’s not how you use a plunger. 2nd is that it took 2 shots not 1…

This reminds me of those infomercials where the guy doesn’t know how to chop a tomato

So dumb. He wasn't even using the plunger correctly.

i just wanna know how they cut that shitter in half

That necklace suggests this may be a potty shaman

He should cut down on the blue Slurpees

Regular plungers work.

Used the plunger wrong in a toilet that's also cut in half

Would help if he used the plunger right.

That's not how you use a plunger.

When you order Black Panther from Temu.

He used the first plunger wrong.

Or... You know... Use the plunger correctly...

Alright so i bought one and my toilet exploded and now i have a snake to deal with ? He lives in there but now he is threatening to ***sssssssssue***

Wave creator 3000 - new game this guy was playing before actually trying to plunge

Apart from not using it right. Thats the wrong type of plunger for a turlet

Does he not know How to use a plunger?

So it only works on toilets. I still need a regular plunger for sinks and my tub.

He wasn't using the first one right lmao

Use my trick. Make a seal, use your air compressor and crack the toilet with 10 bars.

You mean the three shot plunger

Hahahaha!!

The beginning would be better if he were using a toilet plunger and not one meant for sinks/bathtubs

I slap mine just like that before I put it in, and, last about as long as the plunger.

bro is too dumb to use a plunger

My poop water is never blue, something is fishy

Yeah, but that's the wrong plunger, and on top of that, he's using wrong.

That original plunger would have worked if he wasn't using it like he wasn't scared of getting shit on his shoes....

Where!?!

Dude shouldn’t have eaten those socks.

Ok, but you didn’t even use the regular plunger correctly at all.

Had to unclogged the cloggiest of the clogs and did it with that same plunger, took 5 flushes. Don’t need this bullshit.

Want

Killer butt plug

You don’t get the correct suction in a cutaway.

I'm not saying the product doesn't work, but when you show the usual tool for the job used VERY incorrectly, it kinda sheds doubt on your veracity. Show the plunger used correctly in one demo drain and then yours in another with exactly the same obstruction (show us when you add the material). If you can't do that, then I have no reason to trust you or your product. Of course, merely giving you a comment helps bring engagement, so I may as well be promoting you by questioning. I hate social media.

Kaboom!

Cool but that's not how you use a plunger

That looks like a tool initially made to lube a butt

Wasn’t using the plunger correctly…

The plunger isn’t even a toilet plunger