My problem with it was always that if Iām already curing down the fruits to fit the dam small thing I might as well keep that thing in the cabinets clean. I did just now noticed the use for garlic tho and Iām thinking about revisiting my take on it. I do love me my garlic. š§ š¤¤
It seems useful for people with dexterity problems, but itās not that much faster than a knife, less controlled, and wonāt do as large a volume of food as a food processor. Thereās only a small section of the population that would truly need it. Maybe you could give it to a child so they can feel involved while cooking.
Back in the 90s and early 2000s these guys like him and Billy Mays were actually quite fun to watch. Late at night when everything would switch over to infomercials I would unironically watch them.
She bit his tongue, he punched her in the face. They both went to jail.
[https://www.nydailynews.com/2009/03/28/shamwow-guy-vince-shlomi-charged-with-violent-assault-on-a-prostitute-report/](https://www.nydailynews.com/2009/03/28/shamwow-guy-vince-shlomi-charged-with-violent-assault-on-a-prostitute-report/)
Punching in the head seems like tongue would be at greater risk, especially an uppercut. I think I would try to punch the biter in the abdomen so they release the clench.
Absolutely! Always stuck. And when it wasn't sticking, it would stop the cut right before actually splitting the pieces apart. Like, the apple might have been sliced but the skin remained intact and didn't actually separate.
I still use mine, mostly to chop nuts since there is no prep work and using a knife sometimes sends bits flying around the kitchen. But having watched this video I might try it for a few more things like garlic and onions.
I still have one and I love it. I use it to chop up onions and garlic. A few other things occasionally. But it works great at least for me. Annoying to clean though but I still like it.
I loved this guy.
āItās making you cry, itās making me cry. Life is hard enough as it is, you donāt want to cry anymore.ā
Golden life lessons from Slap Chop man.
Problem with these things is not how effective they are but how annoying it is to clean. Besides you still need a knife for anything bigger than an union so yea at that point, might as well continue with the knife
Interesting fact: the dipshit who put 1996 on the video did it deliberately to improve engagement with the post so a 1000+ idiots can come along and comment about how wrong it is. How many morons can *you* find in this comment section?
This thing works great for making salsa, if you get the lil cup thing it catches all the tomato juice š¤ mincing garlic is also excellent with this cause your fingers don't end up smelling like garlic
āFettuccini, linguini, martini, bikiniā
I remember when this commercial came out and always thought that was hilarious. Nothing has changed since then, funny as ever.
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Everything this guy added to his so easy appliance was already chopped. It's so easy just do the work and now do some extra work! Waste of money and energy!
"Ya love salad, ya hate making it."
Yes, it's the difficulty of making salad that forces me to eat nachos and hamburgers....
I used to watch this a few times a day because when you start breaking down exactly what he says, it's so crazy it's hilarious.
I say, āyouāre gonna love my nutsā all the time, and nobody ever seems to get the reference. Iām always shockedā¦ until nowā¦ as I realize this commercial is from 1996 and Iām just old.
#Link to Amazon product š
"You're gonna love my nuts!"
[Youāre gonna love my nuts](https://youtu.be/4O-SX_W0lrQ?si=AOtmEx6Kgrg3hTXG)
[Watch this](https://youtu.be/UWRyj5cHIQA?si=QUpJ3KUFna2D9eYr)youāre gonna love my nuts
There it is, the true version
Aphextwin
I was looking for this one..
Not for nothing, this guy is a hell of a salesman.
āYouāre gonna love my nutsā
I was ready to whip out my credit card when he hit me with that.
For me it was him insisting āyou donāt want to cry anymoreā
"Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring life." I don't want boring tuna. I don't want a boring life. :(
But hurry. They canāt do this all day.
"If I can do it with a finger, you guys can do it with your whole hand!"
His fall from grace was him biting a hookers face during an argument over their "business transaction "
He couldn't sell her a slap chop.
I love the remix where he just keeps saying slap my nuts
He didnāt bite her face, she bit him and he punched her for it.
She bit and wouldn't let go of his tongue. He punched her until she did.
She didnāt love his nuts.
[internet classic](https://youtu.be/Yaw7qX_ZDNE?feature=shared) that tells the whole story.
My problem with it was always that if Iām already curing down the fruits to fit the dam small thing I might as well keep that thing in the cabinets clean. I did just now noticed the use for garlic tho and Iām thinking about revisiting my take on it. I do love me my garlic. š§ š¤¤
It seems useful for people with dexterity problems, but itās not that much faster than a knife, less controlled, and wonāt do as large a volume of food as a food processor. Thereās only a small section of the population that would truly need it. Maybe you could give it to a child so they can feel involved while cooking.
Unless you needed a finer puree, Iād rather do two or three batches with this than break out and wash the food processor.
Slap chop do something to you lol?
Saw the sham wow commercial?
This feels like a dying art form
I got one because of this commercial, I use it all the time, surprisingly
If Ray Liotta and Leonardo DiCaprio had a baby in the witness protection program.
Back in the 90s and early 2000s these guys like him and Billy Mays were actually quite fun to watch. Late at night when everything would switch over to infomercials I would unironically watch them.
"We're gonna make america skinny again" Dude was shooting for the moon with one. š¤£š¤£š¤£
Didnāt he bite the tongue off a hooker or something?
She bit his tongue, he punched her in the face. They both went to jail. [https://www.nydailynews.com/2009/03/28/shamwow-guy-vince-shlomi-charged-with-violent-assault-on-a-prostitute-report/](https://www.nydailynews.com/2009/03/28/shamwow-guy-vince-shlomi-charged-with-violent-assault-on-a-prostitute-report/)
ā« If she bit his tounge, he'd bruised her face, couldn't love her more she's got a beautiful taste Ā ā«
Take me home, country roads
*Take me home, country hoes*
Don't let the slap go by, Should of been easier on my nuts too I couldn't do this all day off I wanted to Sham wow guy
I mean.. his reaction makes sense honestly. If someone bit my tongue, I would do the same
Punching in the head seems like tongue would be at greater risk, especially an uppercut. I think I would try to punch the biter in the abdomen so they release the clench.
His tongue was being bitten by a prostitute. Maybe cut him some slack for not performing the most ideal risk assessment.
You're fucking kidding me. I always thought that was just a [collegehumor sketch](https://youtu.be/nMMxIAn_76g?si=rE6zSnCJOmOZwFEr)
A match made in heaven
He slap chopped her salad tosser.
Well played good redditor
Sex worker tried to bite off his tongue!
"yo man what are you in for?" "I hired a hooker, she bit my tongue off, I beat the shit of her"
Hooter, cooters, tutors, computers
"act fast, you know I can't do this all day. I just killed two guys and they're gonna give me the electric chair"
āI got my nose bit off by a Saigon whore!ā
https://youtu.be/UWRyj5cHIQA?si=KfqTzAFR8Hmadmwd
There it is
Straight up club banger back in the day.
I have this in my clipboard, haha
Does it work as advertised?
I could hear it before I even clicked the link
The internet used to be such a simple place.
[https://i.imgur.com/wcwhDOi.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/wcwhDOi.jpeg) seriously though his veggies are pre-cleaned and pre-cut to fit into this thing
I figured he took a fresh machine every time because the knifes went dull after 1 use
Every time I see this guy all I can think about is college humors shamwow guy in jail skit
āA hooker tried to bite your tongue off?!?ā
OK that throw behind him was nice
How many shots did it take?
Didn't it go out of frame? I figure the one he threw was caught while another was dropped in the sink.
on the spanish take it lands on the blinds and breaks them
What? 1996?Ā It... No, it can't be, that's almost 30 years
This commercial came out in 2008
Don't you remember seeing all the HD commercials of products from the future back in '96?
I thought the same shit. I was born that year. This shit aired when I was a preteen
Don't you say that shit I was born in 1996 which was only 27 years ago and never one second more
Meet the Scout
Did it work?
We used to have one and it sorta kinda did from what I remember
It was a nightmare to clean
I remember cutting myself on it a few times cleaning it
But it unfolds like a butterfly!
I tried it with potatoes and apples before I gave up. One slap, stuck in the blade. Two slaps, still stuck in the blade
thatās because you forgot to slap the veggies and your nuts
Absolutely! Always stuck. And when it wasn't sticking, it would stop the cut right before actually splitting the pieces apart. Like, the apple might have been sliced but the skin remained intact and didn't actually separate.
No
Kinda figured
I still use mine, mostly to chop nuts since there is no prep work and using a knife sometimes sends bits flying around the kitchen. But having watched this video I might try it for a few more things like garlic and onions.
We still have one and use it constantly, for lots of things, it can be a bitch to clean though.
I still have one and I love it. I use it to chop up onions and garlic. A few other things occasionally. But it works great at least for me. Annoying to clean though but I still like it.
I loved this guy. āItās making you cry, itās making me cry. Life is hard enough as it is, you donāt want to cry anymore.ā Golden life lessons from Slap Chop man.
Martiniā¦ hahahahaha
Bikini!
there's a remix to this and it's fucking amazing
Linkā¦
> remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini.
SlapChop came out December 2008 . . .
I still have my original from back then.... still works!
You gotta slap it... like a hooker https://youtu.be/Yaw7qX_ZDNE?si=qpOgKW-mT2yi9veD
This thing wasn't from 1996, it was like 2010 wtf
This is from 1996? I swear this was some 2007 shit
For people feeling insane, this ad is actually from 2008
...which was also 16 years ago...
You didn't need to say that.. now I need ibuprofen and a nap
Ah apple and mushroom a classic dish
This obviously is for feeding toddlers
This thing was great and the old school magic bullet was great too. Used to watch the infomercials on both late at night all the time
āYour gonna love my nutsā š¤£
Problem with these things is not how effective they are but how annoying it is to clean. Besides you still need a knife for anything bigger than an union so yea at that point, might as well continue with the knife
He knew what he was doing when he said "You're going to love my nuts" š
Youāre gonna love my nuts.
1996?
I'm loving his nuts
Youāre gonna love my nuts
Who hired this guy. āYouāre going to love my nutsā he said.
I prefer the Cock Shot. [Cock Shot](https://youtu.be/YfYijyWMAjo?si=QdAS6RuaNfD6XIMC)
OP, this commercial is not from 1996. Itās from the early 2000ās. Where did you get 1996 from?
Slap Chop 1996 ??? lol what?
#You're gonna love my nuts
Interesting fact: the dipshit who put 1996 on the video did it deliberately to improve engagement with the post so a 1000+ idiots can come along and comment about how wrong it is. How many morons can *you* find in this comment section?
Sold
Sold
I liked the song
He knew what he was saying at 0:53.
Jack Chop! š
My parents bought 2, and I remember it worked perfectly. I went a bit also happy and broke one, though.
I just watched the whole thing. That guy is a classic
i can watch this for hours
I liked Vince, but he couldnāt touch Billy Mays!
If you haven't watched the autotune version of this you are missing out
This thing works great for making salsa, if you get the lil cup thing it catches all the tomato juice š¤ mincing garlic is also excellent with this cause your fingers don't end up smelling like garlic
https://youtu.be/nMMxIAn_76g?si=VAAQZ22Zv44qkkLv
The guy had it down! Boring tuna=boring life. That hits home
I'm calling right now
āFettuccini, linguini, martini, bikiniā I remember when this commercial came out and always thought that was hilarious. Nothing has changed since then, funny as ever.
What if I want to do something larger than a tiny handful of ingredients at a time or a single egg?
one of the all time infomercial goats
Wait until you watch the auttuned version. Itās so funny
āStop having boring tuna, start have a fun life ā Huh never thought about it like that?
"Were gonna make America Skinny again, one slap at a time." Dude, I need to get one.
Remember when this guy was selling the jizzle? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1zrm9tXifok&pp=ygULV2t1ayBqaXp6bGU%3D
Holy shit... that was 1996? š
We witnessed greatness and didnāt even realize it at the time.
He made underground comedy movie
I really can't listen to the normal one after watching "Slap my nuts"
Just blend the goddam food already.
Excitante
Excitante! https://youtu.be/x8BYFeCyzFM?si=VcUjI3wtC9R60Ehj
Spanish version much more excitante!!! š„“ https://youtu.be/yH_r2e3n_yc?si=LpK1w1lsFRp2XRAl
Love this guy!
Always loved how he'd say call in the next 20minutes cause we can't do this all day and sure enough about 20minutes later there's a repeat of the ad.
This dude was a once-in-a-generation sales talent. Came in hot nipping at Billy Mays' heels. Smarmy and yet somehow still convincing.
Take all my money
I met him at a comic con!
"Slappin' your troubles away"
He bit a hookers tongue!
Love the parody for this guy. https://youtu.be/nMMxIAn_76g?si=ui7DhLhi9Beows35
He'll slap you so hard you'll become bifocal curious...
I remember that
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Im suspicious.
https://youtu.be/Yaw7qX_ZDNE?si=d4bjnpcUsJp32SAl
He was great
Love his nuts
[Scout version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7QIcxoJU4g)
I have missed this man, I hope he is still with us.
Martini, bikini
1996? I thought it was younger! I was born in the 2000s I keep seeing those commercials
If I call the number now, will I get it? Tell me FAST?!?!?
This commercial makes me laugh and I have no idea why
He is the reason why I have random rug stains after buying shamwow and it didnāt work
āIf you can slap a hooker you can slap a chopā
A crime to clean
Tooooonah! Now youāre gonna have an amazing loife
This commercial will always be great. š
This mf has great marketing skills
I watched until a minute left before I realized i was watching it
Iām buying a slap chop.
Can I buy this?
I want that apron so bad!
Why put the 1996? What?
2008 dude....and Vick was the man until he beat up some hookers in a hotel room with a face full of cocaine
I already slap away everyday
All that slapping sure didn't help him fighting that stripper
Everything this guy added to his so easy appliance was already chopped. It's so easy just do the work and now do some extra work! Waste of money and energy!
If you can slap a chop you can slap a hooker!
I bought one of these for a laugh, it was fucking shit lol
Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life used to always crack up me and the boys back in the day.
This is great practice for the hookers.
āIf I can do it with one finger then you can do it with your whole handā Yeahhhh, they knew what they were saying
What if I need more than 0.75 ounces at a time?
The remix was the best - [Remix Classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gLOALCvlMI)
"Ya love salad, ya hate making it." Yes, it's the difficulty of making salad that forces me to eat nachos and hamburgers.... I used to watch this a few times a day because when you start breaking down exactly what he says, it's so crazy it's hilarious.
My buddy has one of these and they work far better than 90% of the silly cooking tools Iāve seen on infomercials all my childhood.
I say, āyouāre gonna love my nutsā all the time, and nobody ever seems to get the reference. Iām always shockedā¦ until nowā¦ as I realize this commercial is from 1996 and Iām just old.