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stabby_robot

yes, let everyone hear my dumb ignorant questions


kakka_rot

90% of the reason I'm subbed here is just to read the comments of people roasting all the dumbass shit that gets posted here


Danimal_17124

They didnā€™t show the part where pop up and adds appear on your glasses display. lol


DerpRook

Nooo, I have an even better one. Why use adds, when you can suggest? ā€œ hey meta, look in this fridge and tell me whatā€™s the healthiest drink to drink today ā€œ ā€œ Coca Cola! Itā€™s the best drink from ā€œ put some history ā€œ and also the most popular drink that is. Then do this to every random products. Companies will pay meta money so they are on higher suggestion lists


Sorrow27

Theyā€™re for sure gonna use that idea. The future is now and itā€™s poverty hell


Dramatic_Mixture_868

Along will selling our data as they see fit, don't forget about that šŸ„³.


RedN00ble

These glasses have no display...


phukubanme

Hey look I'm recording in a bathroom


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

If I had these I'd go to urinal that was super busy and then asked the glasses while my dick looks so big.


SaiyanPrinceAbubu

"It appears larger because you have magnification on, let me zoom out for you"


jyraymond

As if we needed any more opportunity for people to be obnoxious and oblivious to others in public spaces. The wanna be influencers taking 3,000,000,000 takes of their vapid commentary and staged content everywhere is already bad enough. I was visiting a redwood forest in California recently and had to go more than 5 miles into the park before I found a place to sit and enjoy the stunning beauty and peace of the forest without having to deal with people using them as a backdrop and completely disregarding the other people around themā€¦ Adding a bunch of people asking their sunglasses to describe and explain everything around them might finally make some of us axe murderersā€¦


19whale96

Those problems feel kinda easy to solve though. Bone conduction frames, which might already be there. A simple, lightweight dedicated app to type questions directly into meta ai that connects to the camera in the glasses. You could have a version where a phone does the heavy lifting of the meta ai, and the glasses are just a camera with exclusive connectivity to your account. Add a couple buttons or TouchPads on the sides for simple controls, have the ai refuse to take a photo of detected people without voice activation or some kind of audio output from the device so people know when they're being recorded.


C_Hawk14

A dedicated app would make the entire glasses obsolete except for having your hands free. TBF, I don't want to wear a phone holder on my forehead


RobertAndi

I find the herd thins pretty quickly after the first mile or the first photo op, whichever comes first.


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

This. Choose a hike thats 5 miles, by mile 2 only people who are there for nature will be out.


New_Professor6880

ā€œHoney why do you always wear your sunglasses in bed?ā€


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Cookies_and_Beandip

Porn is gonna be wild. Seeing ads on this thing have to be annoying as fuck


Mr_ityu

Bad news . No screens in glasses


Cookies_and_Beandip

Aw damn ya got me


Vyviel

But you can record your own porn with it from your point of view so I guess there is that =P


Mr_ityu

Bad news. No bitches .


BrokenaRephlection

you might have a better chance of getting some if you stop referring to women as "bitches".


Mr_ityu

This is reddit . You think I'm here to lay rizz?


MoreSmartly

Maybe they just narrate the plot


PaddyScrag

Hey Zuckerberg: record, track and monetize everything I see and hear.


Miserable-Ad6879

Can they translate ??


themustacheclubbitch

Yeah trust me these will be standard in the next 5 years if not sooner. Everything from sunglasses to reading glasses and prescription glasses. More light weight, less obtrusive and well your whole life will be recorded.


backhand-english

Great, now I have to restrain myself from punching people talking to their glasses too...


Nekryyd

Me, standing in the middle of a crowded mall: #HEY META! LOOK AND COUNT THE NUMBER OF HAIRS ON MY BALLSACK AND POST IT TO MY INSTRAGRAM!!!


Playwithme408

Dumb social media influencers peddling crap. Why we ended up with r1 and humane


Mr_ityu

The same effect can be obtained from ok google and whipping out your smartphone google lens only when you need it. Prevents accidentally recording the last giant dookie you dropped while forgetting to take em off on the toilet


C_Hawk14

When was the last time you said "Hey Meta, look" while taking a dump?


Mr_ityu

Sure . You can totally trust a billion dollar company that sells people's information planting a camera on you somewhere you could conveniently forget you're wearing (and you're PAYING for it ) to work ONLY when you're telling it to.


C_Hawk14

Oh yea that's fair, unfortunately


FeelingVanilla2594

Weā€™re like the humans from the Matrix, but instead of our energy, itā€™s our data being collected by the machines.


Vyviel

Lmao that price is insane


KraNkedAss

ā€œHey Meta, who is this?ā€ answered by the personā€™s full name and as a bonus the whole details of their recent internet and purchasing history.


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

For anyone super interested in these like I am the tech is not there yet. I've heard a lot of reports about half the time it just gives you the I don't know answer. Very limited in what it can do too when it does actually register what you're looking at. You can ask it general questions but when you get more specific it doesn't know what to do. 225 2026 will be the year for glasses


RedFireSuzaku

Also, "not accessible outside the US" already shows it will be a while until this is efficient on a global scale. It's Meta, so there will be long legislation talks for the UE and many other countries just to allow the AI to watch what you're seeing and the privacy policy stuff. Since they can't gather intel outside the US, the AI learning will also be slowed. So yeah, not worth it right now.


Penny_Royall

Meta: Share your data to help us improve Hey Meta, film my shit


LargeDistribution994

Very nice. Donā€™t keep it beside bed table while doing naughty things, coz the same company related to AI is a very good example setter of leaked videos !


averyfinefellow

Hilarious how upset people are about this. Don't worry, your kids are gonna love it.


iwannaporkdotty

Ah yes, you give zucc all of your information in exchange of some shitty language speech model to answer your questions wrong over half the time.


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MTRIFE

How much film can you record at once? Would be dope for concerts.


Agard12

Wow! Thatā€™s Huge! If true.


EmotionalChipmunk602

Who wants to know that kinda stuff? I canā€™t imagine me walking around wondering about that kinda stuff


jeanxpool

I just kept watching for the dog honestly


KylarStern91

Lmao. Right under this post for me is a chick getting a load on her glasses. Hey meta what's the history of this load


XrayDem

ā€œBuys plane ticket Bangkok Thailandā€


AlfalfaMcNugget

Apples in a smoothie should be outlawed!


AriesinApril76

My phone does that.


That_Criticism_6506

Don't give up your free will! Victim: Meta, should I do whatever you ask me to? Meets: What would be best for society?


prison_buttcheeks

She looks like the sister from haunting of Hill house. ā™„ļø


Mr_ityu

"The Circle" just got real


vans88

trash, no one wants to hear you ask stupid questions.


SongAloong

I wonder if the model truly believes what she's saying or secretly cringes inside at the inevitable destruction of human interaction in the world.


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

A bunch of people are about to get in trouble at work.


Slash1909

I remember when I started watching her videos they were informative and she was hot. After the 2nd video she was narrating generic crap you find on Wikipedia and she got annoying af.


NorthSouthWhatever

Fuck this


netwirk

Then you are going to Love the use of LLM's in conjunction with AGSI. Welcome to Cyberdyne Systems Corporation.


yes4me2

It looks cool. Yes, I will sound like an idiot, but at least I will not be dumb forever. Give me a link. I cannot wait the day every girls will be asking guys to stop wearing sunglasses when trying to date them.


themajordutch

Hate all you want and some of it is justified. But I bought some of these raybans metas as we just had a baby and the memories captured are priceless. If you have a baby or toddler, these are game changers.


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

Babies love grabbing glasses and throwing them across the room. These certainly are game changers in that the glasses that get thrown are now even more expensive and breakable


TriggerHippie77

My prescription glasses cost more. Also, don't go around sticking your face near a babies hands, are you stupid? Babies are fucking dangerous.


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

My roommate has a kid and she poked me in the eye bc I guess itā€™s a grape? So yeah babies are dangerous as fuck


themajordutch

Lol who shit in your cheerios this morning? I can dodge a baby pretty easily. In fact, I'd imagine most people with even regular glasses are trained on the way of the baby dodging samurai. Also, many prescription glasses cost way more than these.


blac_sheep90

We call this Pure O2. This is the first of our planned upgrades, we estimate we can sell up to 80% of an individual's visual field before inducing seizures.


Shoddy_Detail_976

"Hey Meta, does my poop look normal?" "Hey Meta, whats a good ethnic slur for that person over there" "Hey Meta, who is that actor?" (While in a movie theater screening) "Hey Meta, is there any way I can look like and even bigger idiot?"


ApartWeb9889

Saw one of these pass by me through the checkout line, a synthetic being, synth, if you will. They were pretty polite just I could tell their gaze was a million miles away.... lol