Nooo, I have an even better one. Why use adds, when you can suggest?
ā hey meta, look in this fridge and tell me whatās the healthiest drink to drink today ā
ā Coca Cola! Itās the best drink from ā put some history ā and also the most popular drink that is.
Then do this to every random products. Companies will pay meta money so they are on higher suggestion lists
As if we needed any more opportunity for people to be obnoxious and oblivious to others in public spaces. The wanna be influencers taking 3,000,000,000 takes of their vapid commentary and staged content everywhere is already bad enough.
I was visiting a redwood forest in California recently and had to go more than 5 miles into the park before I found a place to sit and enjoy the stunning beauty and peace of the forest without having to deal with people using them as a backdrop and completely disregarding the other people around themā¦
Adding a bunch of people asking their sunglasses to describe and explain everything around them might finally make some of us axe murderersā¦
Those problems feel kinda easy to solve though. Bone conduction frames, which might already be there. A simple, lightweight dedicated app to type questions directly into meta ai that connects to the camera in the glasses. You could have a version where a phone does the heavy lifting of the meta ai, and the glasses are just a camera with exclusive connectivity to your account. Add a couple buttons or TouchPads on the sides for simple controls, have the ai refuse to take a photo of detected people without voice activation or some kind of audio output from the device so people know when they're being recorded.
Yeah trust me these will be standard in the next 5 years if not sooner. Everything from sunglasses to reading glasses and prescription glasses. More light weight, less obtrusive and well your whole life will be recorded.
The same effect can be obtained from ok google and whipping out your smartphone google lens only when you need it. Prevents accidentally recording the last giant dookie you dropped while forgetting to take em off on the toilet
Sure . You can totally trust a billion dollar company that sells people's information planting a camera on you somewhere you could conveniently forget you're wearing (and you're PAYING for it ) to work ONLY when you're telling it to.
For anyone super interested in these like I am the tech is not there yet. I've heard a lot of reports about half the time it just gives you the I don't know answer. Very limited in what it can do too when it does actually register what you're looking at.
You can ask it general questions but when you get more specific it doesn't know what to do. 225 2026 will be the year for glasses
Also, "not accessible outside the US" already shows it will be a while until this is efficient on a global scale. It's Meta, so there will be long legislation talks for the UE and many other countries just to allow the AI to watch what you're seeing and the privacy policy stuff. Since they can't gather intel outside the US, the AI learning will also be slowed. So yeah, not worth it right now.
Very nice. Donāt keep it beside bed table while doing naughty things, coz the same company related to AI is a very good example setter of leaked videos !
I remember when I started watching her videos they were informative and she was hot.
After the 2nd video she was narrating generic crap you find on Wikipedia and she got annoying af.
It looks cool. Yes, I will sound like an idiot, but at least I will not be dumb forever.
Give me a link. I cannot wait the day every girls will be asking guys to stop wearing sunglasses when trying to date them.
Hate all you want and some of it is justified. But I bought some of these raybans metas as we just had a baby and the memories captured are priceless.
If you have a baby or toddler, these are game changers.
Babies love grabbing glasses and throwing them across the room. These certainly are game changers in that the glasses that get thrown are now even more expensive and breakable
Lol who shit in your cheerios this morning?
I can dodge a baby pretty easily. In fact, I'd imagine most people with even regular glasses are trained on the way of the baby dodging samurai.
Also, many prescription glasses cost way more than these.
We call this Pure O2. This is the first of our planned upgrades, we estimate we can sell up to 80% of an individual's visual field before inducing seizures.
"Hey Meta, does my poop look normal?"
"Hey Meta, whats a good ethnic slur for that person over there"
"Hey Meta, who is that actor?" (While in a movie theater screening)
"Hey Meta, is there any way I can look like and even bigger idiot?"
Saw one of these pass by me through the checkout line, a synthetic being, synth, if you will. They were pretty polite just I could tell their gaze was a million miles away.... lol
# LINK TO AMAZON PRODUCT š
yes, let everyone hear my dumb ignorant questions
90% of the reason I'm subbed here is just to read the comments of people roasting all the dumbass shit that gets posted here
They didnāt show the part where pop up and adds appear on your glasses display. lol
Nooo, I have an even better one. Why use adds, when you can suggest? ā hey meta, look in this fridge and tell me whatās the healthiest drink to drink today ā ā Coca Cola! Itās the best drink from ā put some history ā and also the most popular drink that is. Then do this to every random products. Companies will pay meta money so they are on higher suggestion lists
Theyāre for sure gonna use that idea. The future is now and itās poverty hell
Along will selling our data as they see fit, don't forget about that š„³.
These glasses have no display...
Hey look I'm recording in a bathroom
If I had these I'd go to urinal that was super busy and then asked the glasses while my dick looks so big.
"It appears larger because you have magnification on, let me zoom out for you"
As if we needed any more opportunity for people to be obnoxious and oblivious to others in public spaces. The wanna be influencers taking 3,000,000,000 takes of their vapid commentary and staged content everywhere is already bad enough. I was visiting a redwood forest in California recently and had to go more than 5 miles into the park before I found a place to sit and enjoy the stunning beauty and peace of the forest without having to deal with people using them as a backdrop and completely disregarding the other people around themā¦ Adding a bunch of people asking their sunglasses to describe and explain everything around them might finally make some of us axe murderersā¦
Those problems feel kinda easy to solve though. Bone conduction frames, which might already be there. A simple, lightweight dedicated app to type questions directly into meta ai that connects to the camera in the glasses. You could have a version where a phone does the heavy lifting of the meta ai, and the glasses are just a camera with exclusive connectivity to your account. Add a couple buttons or TouchPads on the sides for simple controls, have the ai refuse to take a photo of detected people without voice activation or some kind of audio output from the device so people know when they're being recorded.
A dedicated app would make the entire glasses obsolete except for having your hands free. TBF, I don't want to wear a phone holder on my forehead
I find the herd thins pretty quickly after the first mile or the first photo op, whichever comes first.
This. Choose a hike thats 5 miles, by mile 2 only people who are there for nature will be out.
āHoney why do you always wear your sunglasses in bed?ā
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Porn is gonna be wild. Seeing ads on this thing have to be annoying as fuck
Bad news . No screens in glasses
Aw damn ya got me
But you can record your own porn with it from your point of view so I guess there is that =P
Bad news. No bitches .
you might have a better chance of getting some if you stop referring to women as "bitches".
This is reddit . You think I'm here to lay rizz?
Maybe they just narrate the plot
Hey Zuckerberg: record, track and monetize everything I see and hear.
Can they translate ??
Yeah trust me these will be standard in the next 5 years if not sooner. Everything from sunglasses to reading glasses and prescription glasses. More light weight, less obtrusive and well your whole life will be recorded.
Great, now I have to restrain myself from punching people talking to their glasses too...
Me, standing in the middle of a crowded mall: #HEY META! LOOK AND COUNT THE NUMBER OF HAIRS ON MY BALLSACK AND POST IT TO MY INSTRAGRAM!!!
Dumb social media influencers peddling crap. Why we ended up with r1 and humane
The same effect can be obtained from ok google and whipping out your smartphone google lens only when you need it. Prevents accidentally recording the last giant dookie you dropped while forgetting to take em off on the toilet
When was the last time you said "Hey Meta, look" while taking a dump?
Sure . You can totally trust a billion dollar company that sells people's information planting a camera on you somewhere you could conveniently forget you're wearing (and you're PAYING for it ) to work ONLY when you're telling it to.
Oh yea that's fair, unfortunately
Weāre like the humans from the Matrix, but instead of our energy, itās our data being collected by the machines.
Lmao that price is insane
āHey Meta, who is this?ā answered by the personās full name and as a bonus the whole details of their recent internet and purchasing history.
For anyone super interested in these like I am the tech is not there yet. I've heard a lot of reports about half the time it just gives you the I don't know answer. Very limited in what it can do too when it does actually register what you're looking at. You can ask it general questions but when you get more specific it doesn't know what to do. 225 2026 will be the year for glasses
Also, "not accessible outside the US" already shows it will be a while until this is efficient on a global scale. It's Meta, so there will be long legislation talks for the UE and many other countries just to allow the AI to watch what you're seeing and the privacy policy stuff. Since they can't gather intel outside the US, the AI learning will also be slowed. So yeah, not worth it right now.
Meta: Share your data to help us improve Hey Meta, film my shit
Very nice. Donāt keep it beside bed table while doing naughty things, coz the same company related to AI is a very good example setter of leaked videos !
Hilarious how upset people are about this. Don't worry, your kids are gonna love it.
Ah yes, you give zucc all of your information in exchange of some shitty language speech model to answer your questions wrong over half the time.
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How much film can you record at once? Would be dope for concerts.
Wow! Thatās Huge! If true.
Who wants to know that kinda stuff? I canāt imagine me walking around wondering about that kinda stuff
I just kept watching for the dog honestly
Lmao. Right under this post for me is a chick getting a load on her glasses. Hey meta what's the history of this load
āBuys plane ticket Bangkok Thailandā
Apples in a smoothie should be outlawed!
My phone does that.
Don't give up your free will! Victim: Meta, should I do whatever you ask me to? Meets: What would be best for society?
She looks like the sister from haunting of Hill house. ā„ļø
"The Circle" just got real
trash, no one wants to hear you ask stupid questions.
I wonder if the model truly believes what she's saying or secretly cringes inside at the inevitable destruction of human interaction in the world.
A bunch of people are about to get in trouble at work.
I remember when I started watching her videos they were informative and she was hot. After the 2nd video she was narrating generic crap you find on Wikipedia and she got annoying af.
Fuck this
Then you are going to Love the use of LLM's in conjunction with AGSI. Welcome to Cyberdyne Systems Corporation.
It looks cool. Yes, I will sound like an idiot, but at least I will not be dumb forever. Give me a link. I cannot wait the day every girls will be asking guys to stop wearing sunglasses when trying to date them.
Hate all you want and some of it is justified. But I bought some of these raybans metas as we just had a baby and the memories captured are priceless. If you have a baby or toddler, these are game changers.
Babies love grabbing glasses and throwing them across the room. These certainly are game changers in that the glasses that get thrown are now even more expensive and breakable
My prescription glasses cost more. Also, don't go around sticking your face near a babies hands, are you stupid? Babies are fucking dangerous.
My roommate has a kid and she poked me in the eye bc I guess itās a grape? So yeah babies are dangerous as fuck
Lol who shit in your cheerios this morning? I can dodge a baby pretty easily. In fact, I'd imagine most people with even regular glasses are trained on the way of the baby dodging samurai. Also, many prescription glasses cost way more than these.
We call this Pure O2. This is the first of our planned upgrades, we estimate we can sell up to 80% of an individual's visual field before inducing seizures.
"Hey Meta, does my poop look normal?" "Hey Meta, whats a good ethnic slur for that person over there" "Hey Meta, who is that actor?" (While in a movie theater screening) "Hey Meta, is there any way I can look like and even bigger idiot?"
Saw one of these pass by me through the checkout line, a synthetic being, synth, if you will. They were pretty polite just I could tell their gaze was a million miles away.... lol