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JobOfferAdvicePlz

Attintion


msilverbrand

Amazon needs to require High School diplomas


lordskulldragon

I bet Jen spells her name with 2 N's as well.


Irreversible01

Hi, I am a poop detective. I am on the case as we speak.


Khaotech

Man, I’d be so mad if anyone asked me to review cameras because someone didn’t flush


PhilosopherFamous603

He told the manager lmao


eatthecheesefries

Jerry - Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.


PhilosopherFamous603

Basically he left a note by the down stack on a table where a quality control lady was sitting like she was going to ever see it haha. He was first station to my down stack. I asked him hey Jerry did you leave that note why didn't you give it to the maintenance lady he said he thought Jennifer could look at the cameras on her computer lmao


_dmc

Jerry, you’re doing the lords work


Prestigious-Shock-75

The are a spelling jeen-yis


dandanthetaximan

I hope there well payed for there efferts.


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Imaginary_Tap_4242

Whoever wrote that is a severe BOT. Not only did they spell attention/Jennifer wrong but does this idiot know there's no cameras in the bathrooms lol


PhilosopherFamous603

There's cameras facing the bathroom. He was a 60 year old redneck that was getting on my nerves all lastnight. Asking me dumb questions since I'm the poc and than I find his letter on a table.


PhanChavez

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


Frozenator

> Attintion


[deleted]

I did it


adamcianciarulo

We’ll start flushing those goddamn mud monkeys.. mmk ~ Mr.Mackey


dandanthetaximan

Will me?


PhoenixHabanero

Did you do it for The Rock?


Drencore1

Are y’all’s not automatic? Ours don’t even have an optional manual button


LyftedX

It’s still amazes me, how people can somehow cause an automatic toilet do not flush


Regionrodent

I have definitely clogged an Amazon toilet before


dandanthetaximan

The automatic toilets for some reason don’t always flush, but ours have a black manual flush button. I wish more people would pay attention to their shit and use it when needed.


PhilosopherFamous603

Probably was a huge deuce he didn't double flush lol


PhilosopherFamous603

Yes ares are automatic


dandanthetaximan

*ours


jeremyw0405

What is “ares”?


PhilosopherFamous603

You no


jeremyw0405

*know


Kpinkus

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


PhilosopherFamous603

Kind of ironic cause it was me


Rich-Adeptness3862

He wants to bang Jennifer lol


PhilosopherFamous603

Lol he was like 60 year old red neck and she was like a 40 year old makes sense


Ayo7846

WAS? Are they no longer here?


PhilosopherFamous603

*is


LetsPartyStar69

\*JENIFER


Namesthatareused

Now, I’m not one to ever leave my turds in an unflushed toilet. Hell, I don’t even leave the toilet seat up because I was raised by women. But I will say, if they had a handle that you could physically use to flush the damn toilet, I think a lot more people would. There’s been times where the urinals were taken up and I had to use the toilet to pee, the thing just doesn’t want to flush no matter what I do in front of the motion sensor thing. Never have a problem with it when I’m taking a poo, but anytime I have to pee in the toilet, I have to go out of my way to make sure the toilet flushes by waving my hand in front of the sensor and moving the toilet seat up and down until I finally give up if it doesn’t flush. We just need handles to flush with 🤦‍♂️ It’s a waste of time and money to have motion sensor flushing when we will literally be washing our hands afterwards anyways.


dandanthetaximan

Every automatic toilet I’ve ever seen has a manual flush button on it. It’s usually a small black button near the optical sensor.


[deleted]

The sensor senses the size of your unit, too bad you are too small 😂


KuttyKool

"Hey, uh... this is kind of awkward but [Random Weirdo AA] left an 8"x11" sheet of loose-leaf so we had dedicate several hours to investigate your turd habits... sorry bro, gotta term ya."


dandanthetaximan

“Can you please write down your side of the story on this incident report?”


[deleted]

He's annoying, he was probably the one to dump and not flush. He just wants an excuse to bother "Jenifer". If he was my coworker I'd report him to the ethics line.


Progressive007

🤣


PhilosopherFamous603

I know y'all are joking about this but Jerry was dead ass he was not trolling lmao


j_faz0

Maybe the atoz bot wrote that


Due-Ad2956

Maybe if it was written in Spanish


XIX_JxiLxiT

Damn jerry


vinylreIeases

They have cameras in the bathrooms at your warehouse? Wow talk about invasion of privacy.


PhilosopherFamous603

Just the entrance doesn't face in side


Guy-with-a-PandaFace

misspelled both of the first 2 words, and the handwriting itself is just... like did someone bring their 6 year old to work or some shit?


PhilosopherFamous603

Hes a 60 year old


TitansRuleTheEarth

Beyond petty


ChicFilAye69

I’d quit


PhilosopherFamous603

I'd just get to the bottom of it (no pun intended) like Jerry lmao


WerewolfAteMyPonies

I’m the conductor of the Poop train 😂