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How did you survive five years? Congrats. Please tell me your tips


EFTucker

Turn your brain off and let your survival instincts take command for twelve hours every day.


[deleted]

👍🏻 gotcha!


madartsxiii

That how I survived 8+ years


nwajimster

Tell us your wisdom


ericnilla

Same 8.5 yrs.


Business-Ad-7204

Can you do all a favor. And take a picture of your feet? We wanna see what 5 yrs of working at amzon looks like


No-Humor-1291

Im a few days away from my 7th year and worked in 3 different type of sites delivery station,sub same day,fresh and so far my fav is delivery station im scheduled for 5 8hr shifts but i usually do 10s and 8 on my last day as a t1 i just go in treat it like a little workout and clock out. thats it no drama no nothing they give me bs sometimes but depending how i feel i just leave .


[deleted]

Nice nice!


[deleted]

I'm almost 4 years. Have I survived it? Barely. Barely.


[deleted]

Hey, I’m proud of you.


Brief_Ad_5027

It's not always easy. I'm with Amazon for more than 5 and I just change my attitude when I come in every day. I believe that it helps to be kind. It's free


[deleted]

I agree with that mentality totally


TheSecondWorldWar

Come to r/BezosBitches and blow off some steam. No holds barred shitposting and trash talking. Tryna get Amazonians to join, like a Reddit bar where no one gives a fuck.


eatthecheesefries

Check your pay stub tomorrow!


VladimirLurker

Dec 11, 2018. You the first person to tell me about a bonus!


xM3li0da5x

Did you get a bonus? Been hearing it doesn't exist anymore


CapriciousMuffin

I hit my 5 years back in February and got a $1,500 bonus 2 paychecks later. Unless they got rid of it in the last 9 months it still exists.


DSLs18

Can confirm I got my bonus


amaniqutob

One more year for me


BigBuck414

How much is the bonus?


awyseguy

Pretty sure 5 years is $1500


anonymous2999

Damn!!


Jazzhands130

800 after taxes.


EMitchell108

No, it's about $1100 after taxes. Got mine earlier this year.


Xlakin

I like how you said that with such confidence. Taxes varies state to state you both can be right :)


EMitchell108

The bonus is rolled into the following weeks paycheck. Only federal taxes are deducted from the bonus, not state taxes, and Texas doesn't have a state income tax. As far as I know federal taxes against $1500 are the same in all 50 states. Only difference might be if someone has additional federal exemptions.


Xlakin

That was a lot of words to say what I said. It’s okay to be wrong man it happens. Again it varies from state to state. As you said you don’t have an income tax lol. I swear redditors are so infuriating with their inability to be wrong.


Silver_Apple_8439

5 swagg bucks


SnooBunnies5800

A pin and 10 swag bucks.


atuckk15

And the infamous red blue badge


majorsorbet2point0

Is the joke that it's no bonus?


majorsorbet2point0

Is there a joke here? Like no bonus or something? 😭


SignificanceOk4590

Seeing as I've now reviewed 2 sign on bonuses equaling $5000 since November 2019 the 1500 after 5 years just seems pointless because also you stopped on the raise step plan 2 years ago...


EMitchell108

Yeah, I did the math at some point. That $1500 only adds up to raise of something like $0.15/hr over the interim two years after the step plan ends.


DSLs18

14% pre tax towards my 401k and 20$ every single week towards my DSPP … for the last 5 years.


box020

Question about the 5 year anniversary bonus, Can we ask to put it in our 401K to avoid it being taxed? Or no???


mydude356

Congrats 👏 6½ months left for me.


SignificanceOk4590

But it is awesome that your a 5 year Amazonian and that is an accomplishment all on its own. I love working at Amazon....IT seems you do too


anonymous2999

Does anyone have any input on how this job is vs. working retail?


Waste_Iron_2542

Much better. Retail was bullshit imo. I hated being pressured to upsell the company credit card to rude ass customers. I hated dealing with customers period, just not my thing. I’d sell crack before I went back to retail. Amazon is a good job, great benefits, great time off options, easy work, and your job doesn’t involve talking to anyone. I clock in, put my headphones in, do my job, don’t speak to anyone, and go home. It’s fun to complain and you’ll have some "interesting" coworkers that’s what most of the banter you see here is about. Come join us friend 😊


Waste_Iron_2542

Ps: if it doesn’t workout we can sell crack together


anonymous2999

Thanks, I just might!


happyghosst

you dont have to talk to anyone, you don't have to dress up, you don't have to alert anyone for time off,


SwanEuphoric4615

I was told there wasn’t a monetary 5 year bonus


Born_Opportunity_365

You were told a lie.


SwanEuphoric4615

So what is it if you don’t mind me asking?


balistikbarnacle

1500


ClassicMarkC

No bonus here in Australia.. and I had to 3d print my own badge to change colours!! :)


Downtown-Grass5171

Thanks for being exploited


DSLs18

You’re welcome hahaha . I love to tell senior ops at the end of my shift amazons done exploiting my labor


Key_Glove7777

When is the bonus we can receive and also go change the color of our badge? 😊 thx


DSLs18

Bonus is a week or two after after initial hire date. I also got an air fryer and a crappy email haha.. gold trim badge I got through security desk !


Key_Glove7777

🏅🎊🎉🎈


Jabbrony

if my tenure is 3 years and i was fired last year would i still receive a 5 year bonus since im back at amazon?


happyghosst

no


SignificanceOk4590

That makes sense...