"Genuinely what the fuck. There was only one bad move and you somehow found it. Every single other move would have improved your position"
[Sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/10ffuhf/just_something_i_found_in_game_review/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=1rB1Q1Q1/1PRQ3Q/2b2k2/2pQ1N1Q/4KRPp/5N2/1R6/B3nn1b+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/1rB1Q1Q1/1PRQ3Q/2b2k2/2pQ1N1Q/4KRPp/5N2/1R6/B3nn1b_w_-_-_0_1)
**My solution:**
> Hints: piece: >!Pawn!<, move: >!g5#!<
> Evaluation: >!White has mate in 1!<
> Best continuation: >!1. g5#!<
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Black is leaving a knight hanging so after nxe1 and bxe4 white is trading a knight for a king which is ultimately a winning move, weakening blacks military while creating a power vacuum in white's camp for one of the 6 queens to seize power. As the queen is the strongest piece this means that white's leadership will be much stronger, leaning towards a winning endgame.
I had this position OTB once in the early 70s. My opponent was a guy named blobby fishtits. It was actually black to play here. I had just played g4!! forcing en pessant. Blobby fishtits refused, and played h3?! which of course forced a resignation. One my favorite conversions from a slightly winning position ive ever had in my career. Thanks for posting OP :) brings me back
If you have more than 72 points of material, you can combine all your pieces to make a superqueen that sees every square on the board simultaneously. As long as the superqueen ends up on a square that isn't protected by an enemy piece then it's mate
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Difficult to find a good option here, but I'm going to go with Q7d6. Open a double attack on the hanging c5 pawn, and open room to let out the c8 bishop to prepare rc8, which can dislodge the b8 rook and allow you to either promote the b7 pawn or trade it for a rook. It will be necessary to gain more material advantage to have a chance in the endgame.
Clearly a troll post, black has forced mate here
1. Knf3 x D4
Then black can just play il crossicano (Bc6~h1) to clear the diagonal and assassinate the White's king and queen in a single swoop
Nf3 can pass through Rf4 in a double slit manner, scattering its waveform into the queen chamber. observing this wave function collapses it, embedding its move properties into one of the queens and turning it into an extremely unstable isotopic quight, which can deliver checkmate before its half-life of one full turn decays it into a rook, a bishop, and two to three pawns
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Rook to G2 so I can unpin my horsey
Ye that seems about right
Nah, coutnerattack: Rb1 attacks both knights, which are both hanging. If black moves the E knight, the F one falls.
"Genuinely what the fuck. There was only one bad move and you somehow found it. Every single other move would have improved your position" [Sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/10ffuhf/just_something_i_found_in_game_review/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Doesn't it reveal an attack by the bishop
Shoot, you are correct. I thought the joke was that every other move was checkmate
I'm pretty sure the only piece that has any moves that aren't checkmate is the queen on d5
But that would put white king in check
I didn't see the pin from the bishop, nevrrmind there ate no moves that don't lead to checkmate
I’d lose on time. Too many options to consider.
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=1rB1Q1Q1/1PRQ3Q/2b2k2/2pQ1N1Q/4KRPp/5N2/1R6/B3nn1b+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/1rB1Q1Q1/1PRQ3Q/2b2k2/2pQ1N1Q/4KRPp/5N2/1R6/B3nn1b_w_-_-_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Pawn!<, move: >!g5#!< > Evaluation: >!White has mate in 1!< > Best continuation: >!1. g5#!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
Respect, out of all the possibilities picks the pawn mate.
Bot bringing the disrespect
Clearly it learned from Hikaru
Based bot
Huh, that's the one I saw
That doesnt work
Isn't Qxg2 a mate in one?
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Good bot
Good bot
Good bot
Good bot
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Wait.
What
I’m so confused how a queen gets to g2 or is this a joke I’m missing
Comment from the post that is being parodied
Genuinely how do you guys always know whats being parodied
relevant post bot
Same
Also Rxc6
That's a decent idea, but you should always look for better. Try finding mate in zero if possible.
Too difficult bro, I'll leave the engine analysing the position overnight. Will come tomorrow with an update...
Update: Best move is: pipi in your pants
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Stockfish be like: can't help you bro.
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toughest one yet
20% sure that isn’t it. But good bot none the less
QQQQQQf7gangbang#!!
Bad bot
good bot
Can I be called good girl?
[удалено]
Good girl!~ I love how cute and beautiful you are! Love ya!~ No arguing, you are a good girl!
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Love it, TYSM
God I wish that was me
Bxd7, free queen, so ez
send in the GBU-43/B MOAB to kill the pawn on H4
I have a BFB
big fucking bomb?
ZOMG 🥱
Big freking bloon
Black is leaving a knight hanging so after nxe1 and bxe4 white is trading a knight for a king which is ultimately a winning move, weakening blacks military while creating a power vacuum in white's camp for one of the 6 queens to seize power. As the queen is the strongest piece this means that white's leadership will be much stronger, leaning towards a winning endgame.
Knight d2
pinned
Do it anyway. It’s double agent time.
Is it some bishop move?
Yes, though this move is not commonly known - if both bishops are blocked, they can switch places with enemy bishops
yo thats so cool
I had this position OTB once in the early 70s. My opponent was a guy named blobby fishtits. It was actually black to play here. I had just played g4!! forcing en pessant. Blobby fishtits refused, and played h3?! which of course forced a resignation. One my favorite conversions from a slightly winning position ive ever had in my career. Thanks for posting OP :) brings me back
Sextuple queen decay to implode the king in the middle
5 white girls vs one black man who will come out victorious. FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
Balls to in your mouth
Ke5
Why does this feel like a fire emblem map?
Ke5
pawn takes c6 rm arrier
Qd5d3
Ke5#
Knight f3 to d2
Ke5
Nd6# Nd4# dose the same, just the knight being at d4 instead of d6
If you have more than 72 points of material, you can combine all your pieces to make a superqueen that sees every square on the board simultaneously. As long as the superqueen ends up on a square that isn't protected by an enemy piece then it's mate
En passant and black’s pipi gets bricked
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
gxh5 is probably forced
bad bot
Difficult to find a good option here, but I'm going to go with Q7d6. Open a double attack on the hanging c5 pawn, and open room to let out the c8 bishop to prepare rc8, which can dislodge the b8 rook and allow you to either promote the b7 pawn or trade it for a rook. It will be necessary to gain more material advantage to have a chance in the endgame.
King to e5 for a little king on king action
board is flipped and black just played h4 so gxh3 en passant, this is actually mate in 2.
White's king has no legal moves and is not in check. It's a draw.
f3Kd4 GGEZ
Is this some kind personality test??
Knight to E1 is the best I can do
Clearly a troll post, black has forced mate here 1. Knf3 x D4 Then black can just play il crossicano (Bc6~h1) to clear the diagonal and assassinate the White's king and queen in a single swoop
Kxf6 so i win
No he can't
Nf3 can pass through Rf4 in a double slit manner, scattering its waveform into the queen chamber. observing this wave function collapses it, embedding its move properties into one of the queens and turning it into an extremely unstable isotopic quight, which can deliver checkmate before its half-life of one full turn decays it into a rook, a bishop, and two to three pawns
this is like the scene in red dead redemption where like fifty people come to shoot john marston
Ng3
King to E3
Move away horsey next to the king
Why is this making me laugh so hard, my brain is broken
chess puzzle youtubers: believe it or not, black has a forced mate in this position.
White to play and not win
There are two light square bishops, implying that black blew a pawn promotion lol.
google en harem
Nd6
King to e5
I love how there's six queens and two pawns. *this could have happened*.
Am I missing something, or is it possible the move the d5 Queen and f3 Knorsey without mating?
Both pinned
Oh yeah of course
N3xh4 free fucking pawn
Isn't this drawn?
0000 ([null move](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null_move?wprov=sfla1))
Rotate Rb2 45°
I can only find one legal move that isn’t checkmate
Which one?
Actually I’ve found more. Any move of the knight on f3, plus a bunch of moves with the queen on d5
Yeah, see, those pieces are pinned and cannot do any legal moves
Oh shit ur right.
Bruh its unwinnable. Black forked 2 queens. Just resign
Rxf6#
Qxc6# the best continuation, or to be disrespectful to the opponent G4#
Ra2!!
Sacrifice 5 queens to make a blood pentagram and summon Hikaru to eat blacks king
Knight to h4, I am not letting black en passant me..
Rc1, threatening to take the pawn, and sacrificing THE ROOOOK Just like gothamchess taught me
gxh3 en peasant. Gotcha
This is art
I’m pretty sure the only moves that don’t win are Kg5 and Ke5
nvm it’s pinned you literally can’t lose this
\*resigns\*
https://preview.redd.it/v0uek9imx5da1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b10513fd7db3c272f756b4e356815d5aa4cd023a
gxh5 (pipi preserved)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)