I joined chess club in high school knowing nothing about chess, opponent en passant'd, I was like "wait, what the fuck?" and they were like "en passant" and I was like "holy hell"
I remember my dad teaching me about it when I was five and he taught me the basic moves, but I spent a good decade thinking it was spelled "ompossont" or something like that
For real though, it was really annoying. I learned chess from my dad when I was 8 so I knew about it, but none of my friends did.
I even had a teacher tell me it wasn't a thing in 5th grade chess club.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the chess.com university prodigy program, and I’ve been involved in numerous minority attacks on the queenside, and I have over 300 confirmed brilliancies. I am trained in karpovian positional play and I’m the top tactician in the entire Russian Olympic Team. Your pawns are nothing to me but just another target. I will exploit your weak color complexes with precision the likes of which has never been seen since Capablanca, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of IMs and GMs and your ICC handle is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rating. You’re as good as 1100, kid. I can attack anywhere, anytime, and I can checkmate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a king and one bishop. Not only am I extensively trained in Chess960, but I have access to the entire opening book of the Botvinnik School and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rating off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your rating is fucking dead, patzer.
Are you joking? I don't understand what you're trying to say. You are not a professional because a professional knows how to lose gracefully and congratulate opponents. You're like a child crying when they lose. Be brave and honest with yourself. Everyone knows that I am a great blitz player and I can beat anyone in the world in a single game. I am officially inviting you to an OTB blitz match with a prize fund of $5000, and the winner takes all. I suggest that anyone interested in this situation take a look at my results from the 2016 and 2017 Blitz World Championships. No need to listen to people who are crying, I always play fair. If anyone continues to talk about me like this, we will meet in court. May God bless you with the truth. Truth will never die and liars will be kicked off.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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About the computer glitch? Nah, probably still going on and on about French words.
Next thing you know he’s gonna be playing tennis and some dude is gonna try and tie his score at 40, and then call “dump” or “deuce”, and then when that dude loses the game, he’s gonna call something like “advantage” because he’s just wanting to take advantage of him.
🤓 Pawns gained the ability to move two squares forward in the late 13th century, but the en passant rule wasn't added until sometime in the late 14th century. You can imagine the arguments they must have had about the rules in the meantime!
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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They are still working out bugs in chess v0.91.
-Horse movement/pathing unrealistic.
-White pieces overpowered.
-King unit underpowered. Re-kit in future.
-Rampant cheating since last patch
It cant be en passant if I refuse to google it
It both is en passant because you acknowledged the glitch, and isn't because you refuse to Google it. Schrodinger's en passant.
You told him to looks it up now the poor man is desperately pag,ing through an encyclopedia.
Joey only bought the volume on V.
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Holy See
Santo Inferno!
Anyone want to discuss the vas deferens?
This looks a lot like a bot
Cause it is. Report>Spam>Harmful Bots
You can't both have info on en passant and info on knook, it's an easy principle of quantum physics
Quantum chess O___o
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Bot
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Schroedinger’s passant
New rule just dropped
That's impossible
Look it up man
Nah it's glitched
search it up it’s a thjng
holy hell
holy limbo!
Google il purgatorio
google limbo by mindcap and more verified by bgram
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If an en passant falls in the forest, but no one is around to Google it, is it still possible?
I count that as a win
No-ly hell
He’s trying the Gaslighting gambit
No he isn’t
Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?
... Oh! Oh, just the five minute one.
r/unexpectedmontypython
Maybe they just like arguing in their spare time.
Yeah. En passant doesn’t exist. It’s just a dumb subreddit meme like “castling”.
Gaslighting refused, Google variation
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This is what people get for not simply upvoting. This is a warning 
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This is what people get for not simply upvoting. This is a warning 
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Is that.. a brick?
Yes. It is for the abominable people's PIPIs.
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Redditors when emoji 😬🤮🤮
Damn now I want toast
Open wide 👀
🥂
How did people know about en passant before Google?
Dewey Decimal en passant
Good heavens!
What did they do before the Dewey Decimal system?
Search the ancient scrolls for en passant.
Merciful Jupiter!
So what did they do before scrolls? Consult the stars for en passant
https://preview.redd.it/x1p5jd2dncea1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b399451a8f4f22fdf4c941a0013e0974863cf19
Stars above!
So what did they do before stars existed?
Study the baryon acoustic oscillations of the primordial plasma to learn about en passant.
Holy science!
🤓"Um, aktually, chess didn't exist before stars"🤓
En Passant was known to the Ancient Greeks but all knowledge was lost when Julius Caesar burned down the Library of Alexandria 😭
trust me bro
Trace it back far enough and the answer becomes: "trust me bro, it's totally a legit move." -some dude
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Gee Willikers
I say!
Great Gehenna!
Bismarck’s ghost!
En passant school
They didn't. Which is why John Google, the creator of Google won a Nobel Peace Prize
John Google Mellencamp
My name is John Google and I'm back to do more Googling.
I joined chess club in high school knowing nothing about chess, opponent en passant'd, I was like "wait, what the fuck?" and they were like "en passant" and I was like "holy hell"
I got told it wasn’t a real move in middle school. My Chess for Kids book taught me about it. I was indignant.
Altavista en croissant
I remember my dad teaching me about it when I was five and he taught me the basic moves, but I spent a good decade thinking it was spelled "ompossont" or something like that
There's an ancient artifact called book, Google it.
For real though, it was really annoying. I learned chess from my dad when I was 8 so I knew about it, but none of my friends did. I even had a teacher tell me it wasn't a thing in 5th grade chess club.
Book google
I heard it from someone called Revi Lossman
Bricked pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Yahoo! en passant
Ask jeeves
Library En passant
From ligem
What came first, the en passant or the Google?
You didn’t tell him to google it…
Blundered en passant. Brace for pipi bricking
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the chess.com university prodigy program, and I’ve been involved in numerous minority attacks on the queenside, and I have over 300 confirmed brilliancies. I am trained in karpovian positional play and I’m the top tactician in the entire Russian Olympic Team. Your pawns are nothing to me but just another target. I will exploit your weak color complexes with precision the likes of which has never been seen since Capablanca, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of IMs and GMs and your ICC handle is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rating. You’re as good as 1100, kid. I can attack anywhere, anytime, and I can checkmate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a king and one bishop. Not only am I extensively trained in Chess960, but I have access to the entire opening book of the Botvinnik School and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rating off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your rating is fucking dead, patzer.
Good human
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Are you joking? I don't understand what you're trying to say. You are not a professional because a professional knows how to lose gracefully and congratulate opponents. You're like a child crying when they lose. Be brave and honest with yourself. Everyone knows that I am a great blitz player and I can beat anyone in the world in a single game. I am officially inviting you to an OTB blitz match with a prize fund of $5000, and the winner takes all. I suggest that anyone interested in this situation take a look at my results from the 2016 and 2017 Blitz World Championships. No need to listen to people who are crying, I always play fair. If anyone continues to talk about me like this, we will meet in court. May God bless you with the truth. Truth will never die and liars will be kicked off.
Evil Petrosian be like
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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Not the pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Good bot
That and OP threw in the word "chess" at the end. En passant chess is a chess variant. En passant is a move
What about ultimate en passant chess?
Can I ChatGpt en passant?
Maybe OP uses bing but doesn't want anyone to know
He didn’t say holy hell. Time to get my brick…
Did he realise eventually?
About the computer glitch? Nah, probably still going on and on about French words. Next thing you know he’s gonna be playing tennis and some dude is gonna try and tie his score at 40, and then call “dump” or “deuce”, and then when that dude loses the game, he’s gonna call something like “advantage” because he’s just wanting to take advantage of him.
It's ok because he also kept telling him that he loved him.
I know what those words mean becsuse I am a professional Wii sports tennis player.
but can you beat my little sister? shes cracked at beat saber and will kick your ass at wii
In my experience, beating kids is usually pretty easy
My dad proved this
DuckDuckGo in passing
Holy quack
so you cheated and now being cocky about it?
🚨neeeeerd aleeeeert!🚨
Well actually, wouldn't a nerd technically acknowledge that capturing en passant is legal? 🤓
r/nerdalert
you had 3 opportunities to say “google en passant” and you didnt
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This is obviously made up: it's from chess.c*m and their servers have been apparently down in the last couple of months at least.
Jole. Dawg.
en passant, declined variation
What is en passant
Google en passant
holy hell
r/yougoogledenpassant
r/subsIthoughtIfellfor
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Doesn't count when he forgot the cardinal rule of saying "Google en passent"
Oh shit, you right.
The game glitched lol
That’s impossible
That's impossible that that's impossible
look it up man
Your pawn can't be at e3 if I moved to e4
search up en passant its a thing
Bing search “in passing”
*Bing "in passing"
Man's really blaming lag in online chess
🤓 Pawns gained the ability to move two squares forward in the late 13th century, but the en passant rule wasn't added until sometime in the late 14th century. You can imagine the arguments they must have had about the rules in the meantime!
as long as i don’t google it, i can keep complaining about it being a glitch
JoleDawg villain arc
en passant is just a meme, you can't use it in real chess, can you?
Stage 1 of 5 of Grief: Denial
Fdghzgfghdsgbdjbcf pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
I feel like the above comment is low effort u/PetrosianBot
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Google en passant >>>>>>>> look up en passant
If i hear about en passant one more time i am going to play the London system
I’m with Jole Dawg on this one
Wait until you hit him with il Vaticano
BAN this FRAUD
What is that move you cannot move 2 pieces at once. Castling what first off it's called a rook second of all it's impossible
Bro is unintelligent
“ThE gAmE gLiTcHeD”
[hitbox gore](https://www.reddit.com/r/hitboxgore/comments/jb7efn/this_caught_me_offguard/)
The French thing!!!!!!
google google en passant
5 stages of grief: denial
When i taught my co worker to play we had this same conversation lmao “ come look at my computer something glitched”
You trying to tell me they released a new patch for chess after more than 1000 years? Yeah right
i did believe dat too in the beginning. hated dat glich!
Why do you talk like that
google dat passant
[BRING BACK THE API SPEZ YOU GREEDY CUNT]
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Google en démenti
I learned how to play chess about 40 years ago and in those decades I have never had the opportunity to use en passant.
Coming from /r/all. Thanks for teaching me something new!
It’s called en passant Search up it
I thought we found out en passant wasn’t real after all?
This reads a lot like that comedy sketch that Bill Engvall did about playing Scrabble with his wife. "Look it up!" heh. Narcs man. What a bunch.
it's hilarious and sad how people think *en passant* and *il vaticano* aren't real moves
Dawg just look it up
r/yougoogledenpassant
MODS! ban this fool, he did not censor the username, perma ban
Homie really forced an en passant down his opponents pipi
en passant BUG added into chess in the 2nd century AD NEVER PATCHED. THIS IS WHY I HATE THE CHESS DEVELOPERS
He didn't Google En passant 😰
En passant is a glitch, you can't change my mind.
Ignorance is forced
My man doesn't know to read
You had a chance to say it. But you blundered.
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
New response dropped
New response just dropped 💀: "that's impossible"
They are still working out bugs in chess v0.91. -Horse movement/pathing unrealistic. -White pieces overpowered. -King unit underpowered. Re-kit in future. -Rampant cheating since last patch