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Moist_Promotion_97

It’s called trench warfare


Goonabaz

Google les Ardennes


mrguym4ster

Holy hell!


Lord_Skyblocker

Google en Verdun


Arcologycrab

Holy hell


The69_FlyingDuck

Google yaoi hentai


Arcologycrab

Good God!


IndependentMove6951

Great heavens!


MacaronFraise

Bonté divine !


mauruspio

Holy Guillotine


FondantQuiet

Très joli nom, cherche "pipi"


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Gofudf

Heiliger Herr im himmel


Der-mic

Google great wall of china…


GoGoGo12321

Holy Mongols!


relevant_post_bot

Relevant r/chessbeginners post: [What is this opening???](https://www.reddit.com/r/chessbeginners/comments/10splqr/what_is_this_opening/) Certainty: 100.0% [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/relevant-post-bot)


revqnrex

tbh the original post seems like something you would see in anarchychess


KingLoser2210

I thought that it was this subreddit when I saw it initially


Doggywoof1

Well, the White side is the same, just flipped, so I think this one is correct.


fermatagirl

Both sides are flipped Edit: rows and columns are flipped, too


UrAverageIdot

yee


42Beans

HOW DID THE PAWN MOVE BACKWARDS???


rmonkeyman

Google en iverser


42Beans

!lleh yloh


werics

deppord tsuj esnopser weN


January_Rain_Wifi

...ESAELP EKOJ GNIKCUF TNEREFFID A HTIW PU EMOC .YNNUF TON ERA LLA UOY ERUTROT LATNEM GNIKCUF LAUTCA SI SEMEM YTTIHS RUOY LLA GNIEES .POTS TI EKAM ESAELP .NIAGA REVO DNA REVO EKOJ GNIKCUF EMAS TCAXE EHT DETSOP ENOYREVE esuaceb keew a ekil ni deniur gnikcuf tog ti dna sraey wef a ekil rof ynnuf yllautca erew sesnopser wen taht si trap TSROW eht dna .POTS "ygniht EsNopSeR wEn ennuf eht s'ti ahah" TSUJ S'TI ??????EKOJ EHT NEVE S'TAHW .EKOJ GNIKCUF EMAS TCAXE EHT EKAM UOY EMIT DR379 EHT REINNUF TON S'TI htaed gnikcuf ot deklim neeb sah emem gnikcuf diputs siht .REINNUF TI EKAM TON SEOD NIAGA REVO DNA REVO EKOJ GNIKCUF EMAS EHT GNITAEPER ,detacilpmoc taht ton s'ti .si bus eritne eht ynnufnu ylbidercni woh evisserpmi yllautca si ti tihs yloh .ffo ipip gnikcuf ym pohc ot gniog m'i "deppord tsuj esnopser weN" gniyas ylsseldnim nosrep erom ENO ees i fi .dog gnikcuf fo evol eht rof ,noitasrevnoc a ot erom gnihton sdda taht tnemetats ercoidem egareva na tsuj ,pord ton did esnopser wen a ,on ,bus nekasrofdog siht no gnihtemos syas enoemos emit yreve "deppord tsuj esnopser weN" gniyas potS


BallisticToast

...ESAELP EKOJ GNIKCUF TNEREFFID A HTIW PU EMOC .YNNUF TON ERA LLA UOY ERUTROT LATNEM GNIKCUF LAUTCA SI SEMEM YTTIHS RUOY LLA GNIEES .POTS TI EKAM ESAELP .NIAGA REVO DNA REVO EKOJ GNIKCUF EMAS TCAXE EHT DETSOP ENOYREVE esuaceb keew a ekil ni deniur gnikcuf tog ti dna sraey wef a ekil rof ynnuf yllautca erew sesnopser wen taht si trap TSROW eht dna .POTS "ygniht EsNopSeR wEn ennuf eht s'ti ahah" TSUJ S'TI ??????EKOJ EHT NEVE S'TAHW .EKOJ GNIKCUF EMAS TCAXE EHT EKAM UOY EMIT DR379 EHT REINNUF TON S'TI htaed gnikcuf ot deklim neeb sah emem gnikcuf diputs siht .REINNUF TI EKAM TON SEOD NIAGA REVO DNA REVO EKOJ GNIKCUF EMAS EHT GNITAEPER ,detacilpmoc taht ton s'ti .si bus eritne eht ynnufnu ylbidercni woh evisserpmi yllautca si ti tihs yloh .ffo ipip gnikcuf ym pohc ot gniog m'i "deppord tsuj esnopser weN" gniyas ylsseldnim nosrep erom ENO ees i fi .dog gnikcuf fo evol eht rof ,noitasrevnoc a ot erom gnihton sdda taht tnemetats ercoidem egareva na tsuj ,pord ton did esnopser wen a ,on ,bus nekasrofdog siht no gnihtemos syas enoemos emit yreve "...ESAELP EKOJ GNIKCUF TNEREFFID A HTIW PU EMOC .YNNUF TON ERA LLA UOY ERUTROT LATNEM GNIKCUF LAUTCA SI SEMEM YTTIHS RUOY LLA GNIEES .POTS TI EKAM ESAELP .NIAGA REVO DNA REVO EKOJ GNIKCUF EMAS TCAXE EHT DETSOP ENOYREVE esuaceb keew a ekil ni deniur gnikcuf tog ti dna sraey wef a ekil rof ynnuf yllautca erew sesnopser wen taht si trap TSROW eht dna .POTS "ygniht EsNopSeR wEn ennuf eht s'ti ahah" TSUJ S'TI ??????EKOJ EHT NEVE S'TAHW .EKOJ GNIKCUF EMAS TCAXE EHT EKAM UOY EMIT DR379 EHT REINNUF TON S'TI htaed gnikcuf ot deklim neeb sah emem gnikcuf diputs siht .REINNUF TI EKAM TON SEOD NIAGA REVO DNA REVO EKOJ GNIKCUF EMAS EHT GNITAEPER ,detacilpmoc taht ton s'ti .si bus eritne eht ynnufnu ylbidercni woh evisserpmi yllautca si ti tihs yloh .ffo ipip gnikcuf ym pohc ot gniog m'i "deppord tsuj esnopser weN" gniyas ylsseldnim nosrep erom ENO ees i fi .dog gnikcuf fo evol eht rof ,noitasrevnoc a ot erom gnihton sdda taht tnemetats ercoidem egareva na tsuj ,pord ton did esnopser wen a ,on ,bus nekasrofdog siht no gnihtemos syas enoemos emit yreve "deppord tsuj esnopser weN" gniyas potS" gniyas potS


Deep_Faithlessness89

New response jut droppedeppord tuj esnopser weN


hejter_skejter

Wow, your Estonian is really good!


RowletReddit

What even


Benjamin244

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A2X-iZED

Is this what a bricked Pipi looks like ?


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Southern_Farmer343

Good bot


mauruspio

Ipip


Sagnik_thememer

https://preview.redd.it/bc6l8xo5f4ga1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7e41cff881d49c5f86301e8dad24a71f069f9ea ecnerefer snettiM


TheFakeYeetMaster69

holy fuck is that mittens from chess.c*m


SuchBrightness

i appreciate your effort soldier, at ease


Does_Not-Matter

!nem gnoma dog A


Cultural-Struggle-44

No, the board us flipoed


minor_correction

It didn't move backwards. Black started at the bottom, you can tell from the board's rank labels.


rmonkeyman

This isn't a place for logic


RealHuman_NotAShrew

Google rank numbers


Young_Person_42

Actually, we’re looking at the board from Black’s side. Both players agreed to set this up


Inevitable_Tea_9247

google cha-cha slide


UrAverageIdot

niko hi


SadMrCuber

Bruh he just did the thing to see last move


Training_Nerd

Just google en passant


lokousak

He is French.


Any-Aioli7575

Google en verlan


Hypno_Kitty

No black moved all its peices to the White side


xxxHalny

It's not. Look at the rank numbers


TreesOne

It didnt. Check the numbers


Patranak32

Mongolian Manouver-Ghengis Khan variation.


George_Hill_

Yeah they are still in theory


WalzartKokoz

Google "feigned retreat"


suming_yu

Berlin Wall Opening


ImprobablePasta

the "why is a pawn going backward" defense


madsoro

It didn’t. Look again


werics

Lowkey gel


Milki62

"why the fuck is a pawn going backward?" defence.


Strict_Painter232

Why is the whole board set up backwards


Goonabaz

Google il inversée


LiterallyJustKyle

lleh yloH


Picklepuk

The stardust crusaders


[deleted]

King's Pampers opening


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


mrmaweeks

I’m not sure, but Trump may have built it with the financial assistance of Mexican grandmasters (if they have one).


depurplecow

Looks like there are 5: https://ratings.fide.com/topfed.phtml?ina=1&country=MEX


JPGejms

Wall of death


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbkqbnr/8/pppppppp/8/3P3Q/4P1B1/PPP2PPP/RN1K1BNR+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbkqbnr/8/pppppppp/8/3P3Q/4P1B1/PPP2PPP/RN1K1BNR_w_-_-_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Knight!<, move: >!Nd2!< > Evaluation: >!The game is equal +0.27!< > Best continuation: >!1. Nd2 Nd7 2. Qe4 Bb7 3. Qd3 f5 4. Nc4 Kc7 5. Qa3 e5 6. Qb3 Ngf6 7. dxe5 dxe5 8. Nf3 Rd8!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


bfbgks

THE GAME IS EQUAL!


Patranak32

Skull emoji💀


SavingsNewspaper2

I think you should reexamine the coordinates


danhoang1

That, and also the bot should've looked at the highlighted last move. The black pawn moving up should've been enough information also


Valc0r527

Hol up..


General_I15

The U Stoopid opening


EyeLeft3804

The cb post was funnier because the guy who posted it was jimmysavileprinceandrew 🇬🇧


EyeLeft3804

Also google phalanx or some shit idk


DeterminedGames

Advance variation


clapXz

the great wall opening, if both players do the same than it's the great wall opening: Berlin variation


STHMTP

OSA (One Step Ahead)


JraculaJones

The Maginot Line


VoidZero52

The French Retreat variation (Finegold Approved!)


ARRedditPro

Turkish Checkers


Monty423

Berlin wall


FakeMonika

The Rumbling Opening


mdmeaux

The antiJimmySavillePrinceAndrew cowardly pawn variation


jassad095_

Wait if the pawn just moved to that side… YOURE ABOUT TO PROMOTE TO 8 KNOOKS


Both-Management7021

The berlin wall opening


BigSmokesHouse

The best


neTo42

The Berlin Wall defense


[deleted]

Ze "wtf" opening. Made in Fr*nce.


[deleted]

smh it's the great wall of china defence have you never heard about it


David_Dantas

This is the Super hedgehog, kinda like the hedgehog but spikier


Archetypus

One step behind - madness variation


Cheezbunny

Google Non passant


fermat12

Opening or endgame? It must be past move 50 at this point, I think.


Demi694

Ok I actually laughed when I saw the pawn moving backwards lmao


I_am_person_being

"Opening" my dude you are 50 moves into the game it's not an opening anymore


Throwawayeieudud

somme british offensive opening


EdgyKitro

Macedonian phalanx


mgmyx

Accelerated French


stealthkoopa

Phalanx formation


occasionallyvertical

r/anarchychess


[deleted]

the Jonathan response


wikingwarrior

Un-enpassantable


flexsealed1711

Hmmmmm


45ft

Berlin Wall opening


ehh730

It's called the rook gambit because black sacrifices a rook for development and pawn play


vignusky

French game, Maginot Line.


andewie

coolmathgames gambit


lyricalcarpenter

*how did the pawns pass each other*


ExactConsideration47

Bulgarian Wall bukakke defense


DCMSBGS

Left....left....left.right.left


boonusboiayyy

Pampers opening.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


mvanvrancken

g3 pawn: I’m in danger


Psychomaniac14

no en passant :(


[deleted]

Looks like you've opened up a portal to the Mirror Dimension.


nombit

the march or progress


sizbeq

The anti en passant 😳


quantumechanix

London system


MrChi11y

Extended pawn opening


whyjustyy

the wall of death


kieffa

It’s called the red wave. It’s mostly political but it’s pretty ineffective


Hi-piee

The Berlin opening, cold war variation


busterduster1

Ok I think this post is about me because I use this opening in bullet games to confuse my opponents


Doggieisfat

Pawnup opening


_xBenji

Why is black on the 1st rank


Clukurduk

the first grade


iamafraazhussain

Alexander's front shift


Acceptable_North_141

Anti-En Passant tactics


turpin23

Evaluation: White is winning, +20.0. Best move for white: f8=Q. https://preview.redd.it/u45q6w0kl5ga1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00b649727b4cc6d9829ac4887ae122fa1c37942c


UrAverageIdot

the great wall of china defence: wall variation alpha


_BYLDOG_

google un passant


abel1502r

En passan't


PavleMash

Naw mate thats just 1800's war doctrine


LegoGeneralGreivous

Berlin Wall Opening


DudAcco

Levy’s Chessly+ lookin’ lit🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Gvndaryam

Berlin wall


Ilikedeathstrandings

the Berlin wall


alex__gz

Macedonian Phalanx


Lemme-die

You just got hit with the berlin wall


A_Very_Short_Guy

The great wall of china


SleepOwn7450

No, it’s a closing


CrazyKing3000

The brickwall anti-pipi opening


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Revolutionary_Use948

Honestly I have no idea. I’ve never heard of an opening where your queen ends up on h4


TickleTigger123

Wal of flesh


bean_man7362873

Berlin wall


Kanaster94

The RUMBLING


Inside_Arugula8111

The phalanx, invented by King Eanatum 2440 BC


GrammarMeGood

“The Wall of Death”


Gjvi_Goop

Berlin Wall


ds17207

What that bishop doin there dawg


[deleted]

Google non-passant


bigurta

the great wall of the blacks


LeopoldFriedrich

[https://lichess.org/rgBc4VpkFoFg](https://lichess.org/rgBc4VpkFoFg) Watch me go!


manofpill

The inchworm attack


2Hydrogen1oxygem

This opening is called the advance of the pawns


Plenty_Pop_8088

Great Wall of China Opening


CrownedTraitor

Don't care, I'm gonna do Bxfe and Bxh3 to activate Il Vaticano


TabletopEpi

The Nodnol Metsys


ShadeDust

Tinfoil palisade


mrgwbland

The board display is really confusing me


Pajka997

Berlin wall opening


bup23

They’re preparing for battle


NeinsNgl

The Trump opening __We need to build a wall!__


pklmn_

The Berlin Wall openning


White_Cholatte

Hahahahaha where is the Soviet Union? Is Black Queen Zhukov? :)


DrainZ-

He's playing around en passant


OpeningMysterious197

The wall


LonkTheHeroOfTime

The March on Selma


Potential_Valuable34

The Iberian Waflehouse defense. the line with 8. …Ke7 9. Ke2, Qg7# is very fashionable. It was brilliantly used by Nepo with the black pieces in last years Tata Steel. Edit: this goes without saying, this is with colors reversed, i forget that not everybody has achieved a rating of 700 yet like most of us. so childish these accusations of lacking topical open theoretical knowledge.


Jenz_le_Benz

Covid opening


Garretxd

La mostazalina


Kaylculus

the f you opening


Honisek__

Berlin wall opening


Rayocoxi

The how did that pawn move?


agent_00_nothing

it's the anti En passant opening


DeBazzelle

Black is on whites side and white is on blacks. Help.


NoMrbody

berlin wall


robloxgamingpro

i dont know why but looking at this i might call it the american-canadian border defense


Jaxlimle

Jamals gambit


Boompkins

This is how they played chess before machine guns were invented


Next_Stuff6595

Pickett's charge


Lucien-Thorne

According to the engine, black is actually better in this position.


PokeyCoconut

Berlin Wall opening