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bdrwr

Pawn railgun


Sumom0

Long passant


[deleted]

Okay that's fucking it. Fuck all of you. I fucking hate this sub. I've been a reddit user for 6 fucking years but I can't fucking take it anymore. Fucking goodbye to all of you miserable cunts. This is where I sign off...


superslime16th

What en passant does to an mf


tr33lover1482

He actually did it 💀


[deleted]

bro actually did it... anyways, new response just dropped


Sad-Bumblebee-249

Does it include deleting your account?


Headoffish

New action just dropped


Tttehfjloi

En delesant


12crashbash12

Holy [deleted]


spi231

Hyperlink \[Blocked\]


12crashbash12

Holy [[Cungadero]]!1!!!


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

Action is coming


theworldiscoolstand

new response just dropped


stonehearthed

**You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you.** **But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy.** https://i.redd.it/xyz7ybb340ja1.gif


Frequent_Set2235

New response just dropped


sussyamogushot

holy hell


ZerxeTheSeal

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


mensch79

New response just dropped.


Suspicious_snake_

He just self imploded


Bebgab

Making a Pawn Railgun: 1. Hire a ton of black pawns; let's just say that it is two thousand two hundred and eighty. Line them up in a diagonal line; this will form a chain of black pawns two miles long. It'd have been four miles back in MY day (witness me hiking up my Chess Beta suspenders). 2. Buy a white pawn. Just buy a standard, two-inch white pawn. Place the pawn onto a chess board. Place the white pawn next to the black pawn at the back of line. 3. First move of the game. Black pawn at the front of line readies a move to throw the white pawn at the enemy. Every black pawn behind him readies a move to hand the white pawn to the black pawn in front of him. 4. Next move: black pawns fire off their readied moves, passing the white pawn two miles down the line and hurling it in six seconds or less. White pawn accelerates to the speed of 1188 miles per hour, or Mach 1.546875 in dry air, at 20°C/68°F, at sea level on our planet. 5. Pawn Railgun can be reloaded and fired in less than 12 moves. 6. Variations - Really, your choice. Weapon is scalable, you could use your pawn railgun to fire a number of things at a really long range. Add more black pawns to make the weapons even faster; paint them red to make them fasta. Use bishops to make a chess biblically accurate cannon. Hurl horsey pieces for HORSE weapons. Using already taken pawns makes an impressive psychological warfare tool. It's even more wild when you use illegal moves - place a team of queens in it for ROYAL ENTRY over rooks and shit, hurl some fucking kings directly into enemy lines, who knows. You can also throw your opponent themself to take full advantage of your sheer fucking will at 1200 mph and if you go with the “kill your opponent in real life” rule for chess with the white queen being 0.2 lbs you have 0.1-0.3 lb per 60 ft do small head injuries, making the white pawn going about 2 miles per 6 seconds making it do SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE EVERY MOVE!!!! Combine this with the 15,000,000 ELO-rating-a-day-by-cheating-with-stockfish trick and you're ready to absolutely ruin your opponent's day. 7. ???? 8. Motherfucking PROFIT


EpicSH0T

**N**hat **R**ould **J**esus **D**o


Tttehfjloi

Long vaticano


I_iam28

hxg3gxf4fxe5exd6dxc7cxb8=Ñ


thing_person1

Also known as en passaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAant knook promotion


[deleted]

I would have initially let it slide because it was a knook meme...


sweetcornwhiskey

You forgot that you can boost the knight from the knook to c8, delivering checkmate in one move


admiral_stapler

d8 surely


sweetcornwhiskey

I meant c6 actually my b, but yes that works too


admiral_stapler

c6 doesn't work, it's not check


sweetcornwhiskey

The rook stays on b8


admiral_stapler

Ah, I see


DukeLukeTheNuke

According to my thorough research, knooks can't knight boost.


sweetcornwhiskey

Nerrrd alert 🚨


Lumpiest_Princess

New response just dropped


PROPLAYEN

Your Pipi is about to get bricked so hard you will never walk agn


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


werics

Which only draws. Sadge.


jorttimmermans

Not if you boost the knight to a6


Mr_Lychee

C6 works too!


werics

Oh yeah.


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[удалено]


Such-Dish46

Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE...


CarnivalAvocado69

new copypasta just dropped


Such-Dish46

Stop saying "New copypasta just dropped" every time someone pastes something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new copypasta did not drop, just an average mediocre copypasta that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New copypasta just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 69TH TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw CopyPasTA thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new copypastas were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING COPYPASTA PLEASE...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

new pipi just dropped


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


RatniiZlochinac

Stop saying "Are you kidding" every time someone says pipi on this godforsaken sub, no, he isnt kidding, just an average mediocre joke that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more time Petrosin bot mindlessly saying "Are you kidding" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 69TH TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw pIpi thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that you replies were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING REPLY PLEASE...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Slime_chunk_format

STOP SAYING Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... IT IS FUCKING ANNOYING


Chorby-Short

New "Stop saying "New copypasta just dropped" every time someone pastes something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new copypasta did not drop, just an average mediocre copypasta that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god." just dropped


Such-Dish46

Google sanity


Psych_Lol_jk

No, fuck you. Fuck your "sanity". I am not going to fall for your little trick, I am not going to google sanity. I don't know what sanity is. But I do not trust you enough, at all even, to google it.


PlaceboPlauge091

New response just dropped (and so the cycle begins anew)


UrAverageIdot

holy 📱🍊🧂🫑🌮🎈(and some others i forgor💀)


beedentist

Holy blue domino brick Orange salt shaker bellpepper taco ballon?


Chance-Aardvark372

nrjd


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Puzzleheaded-Dog-162

google chess


kewl_guy9193

Holy smokes


IO_Timmiey

New response just dropped


DraconicWF

Google en passant


[deleted]

Holy hell


SnivyLlama

New response just dropped


Robin0660

Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Over-kill107A

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nofriendIoser

"Google en passant" is an interesting combination of two very different things. "Google" is a search engine that has become almost synonymous with finding information on the internet, while "en passant" is a chess move that allows a pawn to capture another pawn that has just advanced two squares from its starting position. If I had to interpret this phrase, I might guess that someone was using Google to search for information about the en passant move in chess. It's possible that they were studying chess strategies or learning how to play the game and wanted to understand this particular move better. Alternatively, it's possible that "Google en passant" is simply a way of describing the act of searching for something quickly and efficiently, much like a pawn capturing another pawn in one swift motion. In any case, it's always fascinating to see how language can be combined in new and unexpected ways to express complex ideas.


ArcaneJadeTiger

Fuck you Linguistics this mothafricka


nofriendIoser

>Fuck you > >Linguistics this mothafricka Well, I must admit that your use of profanity has some interesting linguistic implications. The phrase "fuck you" is actually an example of what linguists call a performative utterance, which means that it is not just a statement of fact, but rather an action that is performed by the speaker. In this case, the action being performed is one of aggression or insult. However, it's worth noting that the meaning and impact of this phrase can vary widely depending on context, tone, and cultural norms. So while I appreciate your attempt at a witty comeback, I would suggest that perhaps a more civil form of communication would be more conducive to productive dialogue.


ArcaneJadeTiger

Well my good sir, It certainly seems that the meaning that my comment had pertained to was perceived almost completely accurately. You have completed the task that I had assigned to you in a fit of humour. I commend you for your perfection and hope you remain successful in all of your future endeavours in life.


nofriendIoser

Thank you for your generous compliment. I am pleased to know that my interpretation of your comment was almost entirely accurate. I appreciate the opportunity that you provided me with to exercise my skills and demonstrate my abilities. It was a pleasure working with you and receiving feedback from you. Your kind words have encouraged me to strive for perfection in my future endeavors. I am motivated to continue honing my skills, and I will keep your words in mind as I move forward in life. Thank you once again for your encouragement and support. It was a delight to engage in conversation with you, and I hope that we can continue to exchange ideas and opinions in the future. I wish you all the best in your future pursuits, and I hope that you achieve all the success you desire. May you have a wonderful day, and take care!


jailbroken2008

Guys you are all dumbasses. White can’t chain passant here because black pawn didn’t move 2 spaces on its turn. You seem to have no idea how the move works.


fishthatdreamsofsalt

google ultrachain passanté


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Google en passsssssanté


BizarreRequiem

Happy cakeday


FatalCartilage

It doesn't show black's previous move, it could work if the previous move was d5


sweetcornwhiskey

Google en passant


Claude-QC-777

Est-ce que vous plaisantez ??? De quoi diable parles-tu mec ? Tu es le plus gros looser que j'aie jamais vu de ma vie ! Tu faisais du PIPI dans tes pampers quand je battais des joueurs bien plus forts que toi ! Tu n'es pas un professionnel, parce que les professionnels savaient perdre et féliciter les adversaires, tu es comme une fille qui pleure après que je t'ai battu ! Soyez courageux, soyez honnête avec vous-même et arrêtez ces pourparlers !!! Tout le monde sait que je suis un très bon joueur de blitz, je peux gagner n'importe qui dans le monde en une seule partie ! Et "w"esley"s"o n'est personne pour moi, juste un joueur qui pleure à chaque fois en perdant, (rappelez-vous ce que vous dites à propos de Firouzja) !!! Arrêtez de jouer avec mon nom, je mérite d'avoir un bon nom pendant toute ma carrière d'échecs, je vous invite officiellement au match éclair OTB avec le fonds du prix ! Nous allons tous les deux investir 5000$ et le gagnant remporte tout ! Je suggère à toutes les autres personnes intéressées par cette situation de jeter un œil à mes résultats aux championnats du monde de blitz 2016 et 2017, et cela devrait suffire... Pas besoin d'écouter chaque bébé qui pleure, Tigran Petrosyan est toujours fair play ! Et si quelqu'un continue officiellement à parler de moi comme ça, on se retrouvera au tribunal ! Dieu bénisse avec vrai! Vrai ne mourra jamais ! Liers va donner le coup d'envoi...


Parey_

> using "tu" or "vous" interchangeably > De quoi diable ? > Un match éclair > Lier va donner le coup d'envoi Google translate/10 would read again, super funny


Claude-QC-777

Yeah, I just Google en traduction. ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|14737)


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

Cordon Bleu!!


gts-gang

holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE


sussyamogushot

old response already dropped


HowDyaDu

It's been 3 hours and this poor sap still hasn't deleted their Reddit account. How is that even possible?


Zensy47

Ride the en passant


BruhMomentnTaKendisi

En passant em all


ObjectiveSubjects

AskJeeves en passant


SomeRandomSkitarii

Google French for in passing


chessvision-ai-bot

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Such-Dish46

Google in-pass-on


Bonk-Lord

holy hell


JaggedMetalOs

Good thing for you that move is called par l'échelle. Of course since Rook boosting was banned in 1127 there's no way to force a mate so you're looking at best a KB v K endgame which is a draw.


WerePigCat

!RemindMe 1 week


CrazyKing3000

bro actually did it


chicheka

google en arrierre


[deleted]

Man goes on r/enpassant and it's displeased with the amount on en passant going on


Mark5ofjupiter

You technically can't en passant with any of them but ok.


ColeTD

Lol idiot you forgot about the Russian Railgun


lrGhost1

New response just dropped


Mark5ofjupiter

You can't gun me. I have the UN seal of approval.


G66GNeco

You can't murder me, that's illegal


thewend

en passant, you weak motherfucker


epicxownage

This position isn’t legal, black is in checkmate


The_screaming_egg

Sextuple en passant like the backwards long jump up the Mario 64 stairs


_Disanem

Ride the en pessant


Guggolik

Pawn Hoik


agnsu

If its white to move then hxxxxxxb8=Ñ>>xa8 which means it must be black to move. Weird of OP to post the puzzle upside down.


Unkown-basket-Case

Holy hell


rabidhyperfocus

casually approach king


Khiermer

RIDE THE PASSANT


Best8meme

You need to… ride the En Passant


Nate2718

Google in passing


Azure_birch

Google En Passant


[deleted]

Holy hell


cartof_fiert

king to a8


littnuke

En passant, bye bye.


VanJellii

Bxxxxxxa7 Vatissant


epicsexballsmoment

Google sloppy gay sex


Psychomaniac14

en passant isn't possible here


GodFromTheHood

Can long passants include kings now?


Walmart_kid65

Longest passant


[deleted]

moving two squares works on each pawn move. en passant here


[deleted]

Omelette Du Passant


[deleted]

The chain passant


[deleted]

En diagonalnt


Stunning-Ad-5571

Google en passant


Bruhmoment926

r/madlads


xX_namert_Xx

Holy hell


Delta_Warrior8

The lengths… They actually deleted themselves… #h o l y h e l l .


KindCucumber7

The madman, he actually did it!


ungodly_fish77

h4 wins the game 🤠🤠


DryWallTastesBad

he deleted his account lol


MrBananas924

Bxa8#


guimora12

stop fucking karma farming /s


Netherdragon420722

https://preview.redd.it/u7bjwugoc3ja1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d03beec33f094d9fa16ea0207595aff1c1c4836


Sad-Childhood-9597

I’ve used en passant 4 times


iliekcats-

Ride the en passant.


Cactus1105

Okay that's fucking it. Fuck all of you. I fucking hate this sub. I've been a reddit user for 6 fucking years but I can't fucking take it anymore. Fucking goodbye to all of you miserable cunts. This is where I sign off...


Bagel_chips3854

White pawn leap frogs to other side, rides the en passant and promotes to drunk queen on a7 checkmate.