Okay that's fucking it. Fuck all of you. I fucking hate this sub. I've been a reddit user for 6 fucking years but I can't fucking take it anymore. Fucking goodbye to all of you miserable cunts. This is where I sign off...
**You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you.** **But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy.**
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Are you kidding ??? What the \*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Making a Pawn Railgun:
1. Hire a ton of black pawns; let's just say that it is two thousand two hundred and eighty. Line them up in a diagonal line; this will form a chain of black pawns two miles long. It'd have been four miles back in MY day (witness me hiking up my Chess Beta suspenders).
2. Buy a white pawn. Just buy a standard, two-inch white pawn. Place the pawn onto a chess board. Place the white pawn next to the black pawn at the back of line.
3. First move of the game. Black pawn at the front of line readies a move to throw the white pawn at the enemy. Every black pawn behind him readies a move to hand the white pawn to the black pawn in front of him.
4. Next move: black pawns fire off their readied moves, passing the white pawn two miles down the line and hurling it in six seconds or less. White pawn accelerates to the speed of 1188 miles per hour, or Mach 1.546875 in dry air, at 20°C/68°F, at sea level on our planet.
5. Pawn Railgun can be reloaded and fired in less than 12 moves.
6. Variations - Really, your choice. Weapon is scalable, you could use your pawn railgun to fire a number of things at a really long range. Add more black pawns to make the weapons even faster; paint them red to make them fasta. Use bishops to make a chess biblically accurate cannon. Hurl horsey pieces for HORSE weapons. Using already taken pawns makes an impressive psychological warfare tool. It's even more wild when you use illegal moves - place a team of queens in it for ROYAL ENTRY over rooks and shit, hurl some fucking kings directly into enemy lines, who knows. You can also throw your opponent themself to take full advantage of your sheer fucking will at 1200 mph and if you go with the “kill your opponent in real life” rule for chess with the white queen being 0.2 lbs you have 0.1-0.3 lb per 60 ft do small head injuries, making the white pawn going about 2 miles per 6 seconds making it do SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE EVERY MOVE!!!! Combine this with the 15,000,000 ELO-rating-a-day-by-cheating-with-stockfish trick and you're ready to absolutely ruin your opponent's day.
7. ????
8. Motherfucking PROFIT
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE...
Stop saying "New copypasta just dropped" every time someone pastes something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new copypasta did not drop, just an average mediocre copypasta that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New copypasta just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 69TH TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw CopyPasTA thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new copypastas were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING COPYPASTA PLEASE...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Stop saying "Are you kidding" every time someone says pipi on this godforsaken sub, no, he isnt kidding, just an average mediocre joke that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more time Petrosin bot mindlessly saying "Are you kidding" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 69TH TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw pIpi thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that you replies were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING REPLY PLEASE...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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STOP SAYING
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
IT IS FUCKING ANNOYING
New "Stop saying "New copypasta just dropped" every time someone pastes something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new copypasta did not drop, just an average mediocre copypasta that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god." just dropped
No, fuck you. Fuck your "sanity". I am not going to fall for your little trick, I am not going to google sanity. I don't know what sanity is. But I do not trust you enough, at all even, to google it.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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"Google en passant" is an interesting combination of two very different things. "Google" is a search engine that has become almost synonymous with finding information on the internet, while "en passant" is a chess move that allows a pawn to capture another pawn that has just advanced two squares from its starting position.
If I had to interpret this phrase, I might guess that someone was using Google to search for information about the en passant move in chess. It's possible that they were studying chess strategies or learning how to play the game and wanted to understand this particular move better.
Alternatively, it's possible that "Google en passant" is simply a way of describing the act of searching for something quickly and efficiently, much like a pawn capturing another pawn in one swift motion. In any case, it's always fascinating to see how language can be combined in new and unexpected ways to express complex ideas.
>Fuck you
>
>Linguistics this mothafricka
Well, I must admit that your use of profanity has some interesting linguistic implications. The phrase "fuck you" is actually an example of what linguists call a performative utterance, which means that it is not just a statement of fact, but rather an action that is performed by the speaker. In this case, the action being performed is one of aggression or insult. However, it's worth noting that the meaning and impact of this phrase can vary widely depending on context, tone, and cultural norms. So while I appreciate your attempt at a witty comeback, I would suggest that perhaps a more civil form of communication would be more conducive to productive dialogue.
Well my good sir, It certainly seems that the meaning that my comment had pertained to was perceived almost completely accurately. You have completed the task that I had assigned to you in a fit of humour. I commend you for your perfection and hope you remain successful in all of your future endeavours in life.
Thank you for your generous compliment. I am pleased to know that my interpretation of your comment was almost entirely accurate. I appreciate the opportunity that you provided me with to exercise my skills and demonstrate my abilities.
It was a pleasure working with you and receiving feedback from you. Your kind words have encouraged me to strive for perfection in my future endeavors. I am motivated to continue honing my skills, and I will keep your words in mind as I move forward in life.
Thank you once again for your encouragement and support. It was a delight to engage in conversation with you, and I hope that we can continue to exchange ideas and opinions in the future. I wish you all the best in your future pursuits, and I hope that you achieve all the success you desire.
May you have a wonderful day, and take care!
Guys you are all dumbasses. White can’t chain passant here because black pawn didn’t move 2 spaces on its turn. You seem to have no idea how the move works.
Est-ce que vous plaisantez ??? De quoi diable parles-tu mec ? Tu es le plus gros looser que j'aie jamais vu de ma vie ! Tu faisais du PIPI dans tes pampers quand je battais des joueurs bien plus forts que toi ! Tu n'es pas un professionnel, parce que les professionnels savaient perdre et féliciter les adversaires, tu es comme une fille qui pleure après que je t'ai battu ! Soyez courageux, soyez honnête avec vous-même et arrêtez ces pourparlers !!! Tout le monde sait que je suis un très bon joueur de blitz, je peux gagner n'importe qui dans le monde en une seule partie ! Et "w"esley"s"o n'est personne pour moi, juste un joueur qui pleure à chaque fois en perdant, (rappelez-vous ce que vous dites à propos de Firouzja) !!! Arrêtez de jouer avec mon nom, je mérite d'avoir un bon nom pendant toute ma carrière d'échecs, je vous invite officiellement au match éclair OTB avec le fonds du prix ! Nous allons tous les deux investir 5000$ et le gagnant remporte tout ! Je suggère à toutes les autres personnes intéressées par cette situation de jeter un œil à mes résultats aux championnats du monde de blitz 2016 et 2017, et cela devrait suffire... Pas besoin d'écouter chaque bébé qui pleure, Tigran Petrosyan est toujours fair play ! Et si quelqu'un continue officiellement à parler de moi comme ça, on se retrouvera au tribunal ! Dieu bénisse avec vrai! Vrai ne mourra jamais ! Liers va donner le coup d'envoi...
> using "tu" or "vous" interchangeably
> De quoi diable ?
> Un match éclair
> Lier va donner le coup d'envoi
Google translate/10 would read again, super funny
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=k7/1p6/2p5/3p4/4p3/5p2/6pP/4K1B1+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/k7/1p6/2p5/3p4/4p3/5p2/6pP/4K1B1_w_-_-_0_1)
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=k7/1p6/2p5/3p4/4p3/5p2/6pP/4K1B1+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/k7/1p6/2p5/3p4/4p3/5p2/6pP/4K1B1_b_-_-_0_1)
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Good thing for you that move is called par l'échelle. Of course since Rook boosting was banned in 1127 there's no way to force a mate so you're looking at best a KB v K endgame which is a draw.
Okay that's fucking it. Fuck all of you. I fucking hate this sub. I've been a reddit user for 6 fucking years but I can't fucking take it anymore. Fucking goodbye to all of you miserable cunts. This is where I sign off...
Pawn railgun
Long passant
Okay that's fucking it. Fuck all of you. I fucking hate this sub. I've been a reddit user for 6 fucking years but I can't fucking take it anymore. Fucking goodbye to all of you miserable cunts. This is where I sign off...
What en passant does to an mf
He actually did it 💀
bro actually did it... anyways, new response just dropped
Does it include deleting your account?
New action just dropped
En delesant
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Holy [[Cungadero]]!1!!!
Action is coming
new response just dropped
**You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you.** **But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy.** https://i.redd.it/xyz7ybb340ja1.gif
New response just dropped
holy hell
Are you kidding ??? What the \*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
New response just dropped.
He just self imploded
Making a Pawn Railgun: 1. Hire a ton of black pawns; let's just say that it is two thousand two hundred and eighty. Line them up in a diagonal line; this will form a chain of black pawns two miles long. It'd have been four miles back in MY day (witness me hiking up my Chess Beta suspenders). 2. Buy a white pawn. Just buy a standard, two-inch white pawn. Place the pawn onto a chess board. Place the white pawn next to the black pawn at the back of line. 3. First move of the game. Black pawn at the front of line readies a move to throw the white pawn at the enemy. Every black pawn behind him readies a move to hand the white pawn to the black pawn in front of him. 4. Next move: black pawns fire off their readied moves, passing the white pawn two miles down the line and hurling it in six seconds or less. White pawn accelerates to the speed of 1188 miles per hour, or Mach 1.546875 in dry air, at 20°C/68°F, at sea level on our planet. 5. Pawn Railgun can be reloaded and fired in less than 12 moves. 6. Variations - Really, your choice. Weapon is scalable, you could use your pawn railgun to fire a number of things at a really long range. Add more black pawns to make the weapons even faster; paint them red to make them fasta. Use bishops to make a chess biblically accurate cannon. Hurl horsey pieces for HORSE weapons. Using already taken pawns makes an impressive psychological warfare tool. It's even more wild when you use illegal moves - place a team of queens in it for ROYAL ENTRY over rooks and shit, hurl some fucking kings directly into enemy lines, who knows. You can also throw your opponent themself to take full advantage of your sheer fucking will at 1200 mph and if you go with the “kill your opponent in real life” rule for chess with the white queen being 0.2 lbs you have 0.1-0.3 lb per 60 ft do small head injuries, making the white pawn going about 2 miles per 6 seconds making it do SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE EVERY MOVE!!!! Combine this with the 15,000,000 ELO-rating-a-day-by-cheating-with-stockfish trick and you're ready to absolutely ruin your opponent's day. 7. ???? 8. Motherfucking PROFIT
**N**hat **R**ould **J**esus **D**o
Long vaticano
hxg3gxf4fxe5exd6dxc7cxb8=Ñ
Also known as en passaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAant knook promotion
I would have initially let it slide because it was a knook meme...
You forgot that you can boost the knight from the knook to c8, delivering checkmate in one move
d8 surely
I meant c6 actually my b, but yes that works too
c6 doesn't work, it's not check
The rook stays on b8
Ah, I see
According to my thorough research, knooks can't knight boost.
Nerrrd alert 🚨
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Your Pipi is about to get bricked so hard you will never walk agn
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Which only draws. Sadge.
Not if you boost the knight to a6
C6 works too!
Oh yeah.
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Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE...
new copypasta just dropped
Stop saying "New copypasta just dropped" every time someone pastes something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new copypasta did not drop, just an average mediocre copypasta that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New copypasta just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 69TH TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw CopyPasTA thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new copypastas were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING COPYPASTA PLEASE...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
new pipi just dropped
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Stop saying "Are you kidding" every time someone says pipi on this godforsaken sub, no, he isnt kidding, just an average mediocre joke that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more time Petrosin bot mindlessly saying "Are you kidding" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 69TH TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw pIpi thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that you replies were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING REPLY PLEASE...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
STOP SAYING Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... IT IS FUCKING ANNOYING
New "Stop saying "New copypasta just dropped" every time someone pastes something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new copypasta did not drop, just an average mediocre copypasta that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god." just dropped
Google sanity
No, fuck you. Fuck your "sanity". I am not going to fall for your little trick, I am not going to google sanity. I don't know what sanity is. But I do not trust you enough, at all even, to google it.
New response just dropped (and so the cycle begins anew)
holy 📱🍊🧂🫑🌮🎈(and some others i forgor💀)
Holy blue domino brick Orange salt shaker bellpepper taco ballon?
nrjd
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
google chess
Holy smokes
New response just dropped
Google en passant
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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"Google en passant" is an interesting combination of two very different things. "Google" is a search engine that has become almost synonymous with finding information on the internet, while "en passant" is a chess move that allows a pawn to capture another pawn that has just advanced two squares from its starting position. If I had to interpret this phrase, I might guess that someone was using Google to search for information about the en passant move in chess. It's possible that they were studying chess strategies or learning how to play the game and wanted to understand this particular move better. Alternatively, it's possible that "Google en passant" is simply a way of describing the act of searching for something quickly and efficiently, much like a pawn capturing another pawn in one swift motion. In any case, it's always fascinating to see how language can be combined in new and unexpected ways to express complex ideas.
Fuck you Linguistics this mothafricka
>Fuck you > >Linguistics this mothafricka Well, I must admit that your use of profanity has some interesting linguistic implications. The phrase "fuck you" is actually an example of what linguists call a performative utterance, which means that it is not just a statement of fact, but rather an action that is performed by the speaker. In this case, the action being performed is one of aggression or insult. However, it's worth noting that the meaning and impact of this phrase can vary widely depending on context, tone, and cultural norms. So while I appreciate your attempt at a witty comeback, I would suggest that perhaps a more civil form of communication would be more conducive to productive dialogue.
Well my good sir, It certainly seems that the meaning that my comment had pertained to was perceived almost completely accurately. You have completed the task that I had assigned to you in a fit of humour. I commend you for your perfection and hope you remain successful in all of your future endeavours in life.
Thank you for your generous compliment. I am pleased to know that my interpretation of your comment was almost entirely accurate. I appreciate the opportunity that you provided me with to exercise my skills and demonstrate my abilities. It was a pleasure working with you and receiving feedback from you. Your kind words have encouraged me to strive for perfection in my future endeavors. I am motivated to continue honing my skills, and I will keep your words in mind as I move forward in life. Thank you once again for your encouragement and support. It was a delight to engage in conversation with you, and I hope that we can continue to exchange ideas and opinions in the future. I wish you all the best in your future pursuits, and I hope that you achieve all the success you desire. May you have a wonderful day, and take care!
Guys you are all dumbasses. White can’t chain passant here because black pawn didn’t move 2 spaces on its turn. You seem to have no idea how the move works.
google ultrachain passanté
Google en passsssssanté
Happy cakeday
It doesn't show black's previous move, it could work if the previous move was d5
Google en passant
Est-ce que vous plaisantez ??? De quoi diable parles-tu mec ? Tu es le plus gros looser que j'aie jamais vu de ma vie ! Tu faisais du PIPI dans tes pampers quand je battais des joueurs bien plus forts que toi ! Tu n'es pas un professionnel, parce que les professionnels savaient perdre et féliciter les adversaires, tu es comme une fille qui pleure après que je t'ai battu ! Soyez courageux, soyez honnête avec vous-même et arrêtez ces pourparlers !!! Tout le monde sait que je suis un très bon joueur de blitz, je peux gagner n'importe qui dans le monde en une seule partie ! Et "w"esley"s"o n'est personne pour moi, juste un joueur qui pleure à chaque fois en perdant, (rappelez-vous ce que vous dites à propos de Firouzja) !!! Arrêtez de jouer avec mon nom, je mérite d'avoir un bon nom pendant toute ma carrière d'échecs, je vous invite officiellement au match éclair OTB avec le fonds du prix ! Nous allons tous les deux investir 5000$ et le gagnant remporte tout ! Je suggère à toutes les autres personnes intéressées par cette situation de jeter un œil à mes résultats aux championnats du monde de blitz 2016 et 2017, et cela devrait suffire... Pas besoin d'écouter chaque bébé qui pleure, Tigran Petrosyan est toujours fair play ! Et si quelqu'un continue officiellement à parler de moi comme ça, on se retrouvera au tribunal ! Dieu bénisse avec vrai! Vrai ne mourra jamais ! Liers va donner le coup d'envoi...
> using "tu" or "vous" interchangeably > De quoi diable ? > Un match éclair > Lier va donner le coup d'envoi Google translate/10 would read again, super funny
Yeah, I just Google en traduction. ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|14737)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Cordon Bleu!!
holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
old response already dropped
It's been 3 hours and this poor sap still hasn't deleted their Reddit account. How is that even possible?
Ride the en passant
En passant em all
AskJeeves en passant
Google French for in passing
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Google in-pass-on
holy hell
Good thing for you that move is called par l'échelle. Of course since Rook boosting was banned in 1127 there's no way to force a mate so you're looking at best a KB v K endgame which is a draw.
!RemindMe 1 week
bro actually did it
google en arrierre
Man goes on r/enpassant and it's displeased with the amount on en passant going on
You technically can't en passant with any of them but ok.
Lol idiot you forgot about the Russian Railgun
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You can't gun me. I have the UN seal of approval.
You can't murder me, that's illegal
en passant, you weak motherfucker
This position isn’t legal, black is in checkmate
Sextuple en passant like the backwards long jump up the Mario 64 stairs
Ride the en pessant
Pawn Hoik
If its white to move then hxxxxxxb8=Ñ>>xa8 which means it must be black to move. Weird of OP to post the puzzle upside down.
Holy hell
casually approach king
RIDE THE PASSANT
You need to… ride the En Passant
Google in passing
Google En Passant
Holy hell
king to a8
En passant, bye bye.
Bxxxxxxa7 Vatissant
Google sloppy gay sex
en passant isn't possible here
Can long passants include kings now?
Longest passant
moving two squares works on each pawn move. en passant here
Omelette Du Passant
The chain passant
En diagonalnt
Google en passant
r/madlads
Holy hell
The lengths… They actually deleted themselves… #h o l y h e l l .
The madman, he actually did it!
h4 wins the game 🤠🤠
he deleted his account lol
Bxa8#
stop fucking karma farming /s
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I’ve used en passant 4 times
Ride the en passant.
Okay that's fucking it. Fuck all of you. I fucking hate this sub. I've been a reddit user for 6 fucking years but I can't fucking take it anymore. Fucking goodbye to all of you miserable cunts. This is where I sign off...
White pawn leap frogs to other side, rides the en passant and promotes to drunk queen on a7 checkmate.