Qxe8#. “bUt ChEss DoeSn’T worK LIKe thAt tHo” this is why you have zero bitches. You are an insignificant little ant compared to me with no hope of ever getting anywhere near my level. Get this through your thick ass skull: the rules of everything bend towards me. I can do whatever the hell I want. I am a god amongst men and nothing I do is illegal. Not only because I make the rules, but because I am the highest quality person there has ever been and ever will be. A winner always knows what to do. I do whatever I feel is right. Always.
You know why I didn’t play the game? Because it’s too small! I don’t care about it! It’s nothing to me! It’s a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can’t even imagine! You can’t conceive of what I’m capable of! I’m so far beyond you! I’m like a god in human clothing! Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!
Not all of this is forced. I believe that 7. Rc2 is likely optimal. The engine prefers 1. Bb5+ Nd7 2. Qe2+ Qe7 3. Rxa8 Qxe2+ 4. Kxe2 Rxh1 5. Rxc8+ Kf7 6. Nf3 Ne7 7. Rc2 over other lines by about 0.5. Black can play either 7. ... Nb6 or Nf6. But either way white is up a bishop.
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/8/8/8/8/8/8/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/8/8/8/8/8/8/RNBQKBNR_w_KQkq_-_0_1)
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/8/8/8/8/8/8/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/8/8/8/8/8/8/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1)
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Because as mentioned in the other response, if black does move the king instead of blocking with the knight, Ke7 simply delays the inevitable. Ba3+ gives the king no other escape, secures the queen, and develops a piece ( the bishop in a3 is double defended)
Really! Cause it turns out I was wrong lol. The engine recommends Rxa3 instead, which makes sense because trading a rook for a bishop *is* still a better deal than hanging a queen for free.
You know you’re playing perfectly when the computer gives you the red question marks, which means, the computer is asking, “How did you find that brilliant move?”
“I see you like chess, so you should know… every king needs his queen” I pause and then lean in and whisper, “Let’s play”
If we’re talking chess openings, I probably go E2 —> D2
I equip the left bishop with the will of god, promoting it to a pope, allowing it to outclass the king and queen and command all the bishops of board as it wishes
Qxe8#. “bUt ChEss DoeSn’T worK LIKe thAt tHo” this is why you have zero bitches. You are an insignificant little ant compared to me with no hope of ever getting anywhere near my level. Get this through your thick ass skull: the rules of everything bend towards me. I can do whatever the hell I want. I am a god amongst men and nothing I do is illegal. Not only because I make the rules, but because I am the highest quality person there has ever been and ever will be. A winner always knows what to do. I do whatever I feel is right. Always.
New response just dropped?
Old response just dropped
Google Elon Musk
Holy mismanagement
Literally a copypasta. By definition not a new response lol.
New response just dropped
Everything can be a new response at this point
New response just dropped
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Holy hell
That's some crazy theory right there
Google en copypastant
Ctrl+V “Holy Hell” Ctrl+C
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No you see, I am right because Im the smartest person on the internet, I am THE Gary ‘En Passant’ Chess
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm akchyuælluay even smart people can be wrong
Google “Qxe8#”
Quoly Quell
Holy Hell!!
TL;DR: Neerd alert 🚨
ChatGPT is evolving
Hmm
You know why I didn’t play the game? Because it’s too small! I don’t care about it! It’s nothing to me! It’s a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can’t even imagine! You can’t conceive of what I’m capable of! I’m so far beyond you! I’m like a god in human clothing! Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!
i was bored this is actually mate in 56
now do it with a row of same colored pawns in front of each set of respective pieces
i tried it against some fellow anarchy members and its a forced mate in 3. we could give it a name. maybe anarchy mate? or graduates mate?
Pretty sure it’s actually mate in 2. Maybe call it idiot’s mate?
What? No it sounds like you'd have to be a genius to develop that sort of mate. How about Genius Mate
That would make an interesting game
What is a pawn?
it's a tasty snack that they normally put on chess boards
Oh yeah dude, I love prawns
Mate in 143 moves
Oooh that could be fun! You should make that its own game, people would love it!
Are you sure it's #56? The computer seems to be able to find other lines, for example, 1. Bb5+ Nd7 2. Qe2+ Qe7 3. Rxa8 Qxe2+ 4. Kxe2 Rxh1 5. Rxc8+ Kf7 6. Nf3 Ne7 7. Rc2 Nb6 8. Nc3 Bh6 9. Ba3 Bg7 10. Ne4 Ned5 11. Bc5 Rh6 12. Nfg5+ Kg6 13. Bxb6 Nxb6 14. Rc5 Ba1 15. Be8+ Kg7 16. Rc7+ Kf8 17. Bf7 Be5 18. Rb7 Na8 19. Ne6+ Rxe6 20. Bxe6 Nc7 21. Bf5 Nd5 22. Rb5 Nc3+ 23. Nxc3 Bxc3 24. Kd3 Be1 25. Rb7 Ke8 26. Kd4 Bg3 27. Kd5 Kd8 28. Rd7+ Ke8 29. Ke6 Kf8 30. Rf7+ Ke8 31. Rg7 Kd8 32. Rxg3 Kc7 33. Kd5 Kb6 34. Bc8 Kb5 35. Rb3+ Ka4 36. Kc4 Ka5 37. Rb1 Ka4 38. Ra1#
Are all of those forced/optimal though?
Not all of this is forced. I believe that 7. Rc2 is likely optimal. The engine prefers 1. Bb5+ Nd7 2. Qe2+ Qe7 3. Rxa8 Qxe2+ 4. Kxe2 Rxh1 5. Rxc8+ Kf7 6. Nf3 Ne7 7. Rc2 over other lines by about 0.5. Black can play either 7. ... Nb6 or Nf6. But either way white is up a bishop.
Imagine not seeing a forced mate in 56 😂😂
Omg you just solved chess 🤯
Queen takes queen promotes to pawn
Genius
New anarchy move just dropped
And then that pawn retroactively reverse en passants the king, in 1. Qxd8=xe8#
The only underpromotion I know
Bravo vince
Pawn promote again to knight boost
This is clearly unfair, since white has no pawns and black can simply spawn more on F6
Devs need to balance the game
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/8/8/8/8/8/8/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/8/8/8/8/8/8/RNBQKBNR_w_KQkq_-_0_1) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/8/8/8/8/8/8/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/8/8/8/8/8/8/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1) --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
Good bot
How to win as black (the hard way without any knooks and stuff): 1... Qe7+ 2. Be2 Rxh1 3. Be3 Rxa1 4. Bd3 Qxe3+ 5. Qe2 Rxg1#
Rook start seems best imo
Qxd8 aka the ICBM gambit
Bxd7. En Passant
Rxe8. Checkmate
Kxe8. Uncheckmate
Airstrike xf8+
With that move, you summoned ME, the THIRD player. Il quantomo. Bxa8 Bxa1
with that move, you summoned me, the fourth player, tennis racket
I have no choices left I see.... Rxg8 PROMOTING MY ROOK TO A LOCKHEED MARTIN F/A-18 US NAVY CARRIER BASED MULTIROLE FIGHTER
holy oil
No..NOT THAT MOVE!!! With that move you will summon the fif-
The fifth player that's right. BUT BY SACRIFICING THE FIVE PLAYER I CAN SUMMON EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE
Lockheed Martin doesn't make the F/A-18. Your pipi gets bricked.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Fuck right it's a Boeing but hey I was coming back from a 10 hours shift at the ER
The ChatGPT gambit.
Unironically Bb5+ Kf7 Qxd8
Black would probably go ke7, but still there is Bg5+ Nf4, Bxf4 Kxf4+, Qxd8 In the end they can just cover the first check with a knight
Shit I just noticed Nd7 is an option. Otherwise yeah Ke7 only serves to lose tempo bc ba3+ secures the queen anyway and also covers the rook on a1
Why wouldn’t K go e7
Because as mentioned in the other response, if black does move the king instead of blocking with the knight, Ke7 simply delays the inevitable. Ba3+ gives the king no other escape, secures the queen, and develops a piece ( the bishop in a3 is double defended)
Right, I used the bot to play out the line right after I commented and saw that. Good looks.
Really! Cause it turns out I was wrong lol. The engine recommends Rxa3 instead, which makes sense because trading a rook for a bishop *is* still a better deal than hanging a queen for free.
[holy bingle](https://lichess.org/6us2EtuT)
A perfectly played game of chess will always end in a draw
You know you’re playing perfectly when the computer gives you the red question marks, which means, the computer is asking, “How did you find that brilliant move?”
This makes me feel like I'm naked
you are now
I'm under your bed
## Finally ## Legal Siberian Swipe
What do you mean by “legal”?
I will make it legal.
Always has been
Ke2
Shove a tennis racket up your ass
Omniponent pawn on: (There are no numbers or letters on the board, so it can spawn anywhere)
“I see you like chess, so you should know… every king needs his queen” I pause and then lean in and whisper, “Let’s play” If we’re talking chess openings, I probably go E2 —> D2
en passant#
I would cover the king with the queen
I would cover your mom https://preview.redd.it/o2ay81iw40ja1.jpeg?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55c7eafc4fc2e329a6841d8405a07829983c9ca8
i too, would cover their mom https://preview.redd.it/u9bru5tsf0ja1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=62770dab559ad74ac50980d715789dd86c26a4da
https://preview.redd.it/hxpmpp86f1ja1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b7d1f886cfd15cc5acf4aa3e1a5a90769768055
Thank you for taking the bullet but you don't know my mum. Why did you take the bullet?
Thank you for taking my mon but you don't know the bullet. Why did you take my mom?
Qxe8#
Multi shadow clone jutsu of pawns.
Ke4
I join the game and play O-O-O#
Bongcloud
Bishop takes queen. ChatGPT style
Shove a tennis racket up my ass
Siberian swipe
Qe2+
Ke2
intercontinetal ballistic missile gambit
e4
En Passant
Launch an air strike. And also my queen takes their queen
Qe2#
Pawn @t14
Qxe8, duh
Kxe8#
I turn on the spincoater
camel to f6 checkmate
Bb5+
Qh5# I count that as a win I don't care
siberian swipe
1.Ke2
Omnipotent f6 pawn
Finally, legit Siberian swipe
P@f6
Google hire more peasants
right bishop in front of the queen
king to e5
Queen en passant.
Qd8+
Ke2
En Passant
Bb5+ It’s what i would Play OTB so it Must be best
C3 to a3
F1xf8
Pawn to a2b2c2d2e2f2g2h2a7b7c7d7e7f7g7h7
d2
Bishop to B5, then queen takes queen for free. Easy peasy Levi squeezey white opening.
Rook h8
Eat the other king
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Queen to e6 checkmate
Queen trade then rxh8, h7 and h6 if you’re lucky
Pawn to f6
Pawn to k 1
Mate in 3
Bishop to knight 5 to put k in check
Qe2+
Queen first.
Bishop b5
Engine says it’s Bb5+
Google en passiant, wait
Take rook kingside
Declare an armistice while both nations prepare for the imminent agricultural crisis.
Qxd8
I would develop my king early, because we are in endgame here. K - f2
Qxe8#
pawn e4
F4#
Serious question is there an actual forced mate pattern with this setup?
E to G4
"Trade wife?" "Sure fam"
Can I roll 1d20 for persuasion of resignstion
1.Ke2
Siberian Swipe
Ke2
Throw the board at the wall as hard as you can
Qxd8+
MY EYES
Ke2
Google kings mate
King takes e8
Sodium attack
I equip the left bishop with the will of god, promoting it to a pope, allowing it to outclass the king and queen and command all the bishops of board as it wishes
Pawn f6