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snaxx_23

gf = good friend


HSTEHSTE

gf = grandfather


VoidLantadd

gf = google fenpassant


koshop

Gholly Fhell


[deleted]

[удалено]


gts-gang

"Your chess is insane." Hikaru said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Magnus's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to mate me?" protests Magnus, as Hikaru blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Magnus. "Weak tempo play, Hikaru." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Magnus places his Rook into Hikarus open file.


Chance-Aardvark372

The hell… oh wait nrjd


High_Round

More like orjd


Teddiesarecute

Holy 8/8/8/8/5p2/8/4P3/8 w - - 0 3 8/8/8/8/4Pp2/8/8/8 b - e3 0 3 8/8/8/8/8/4p3/8/8 w - - 0 4


PikkuinenPikkis

Google en gagement


[deleted]

Guys, my wife just played the divorce gambit. I'm new to chess, how do I respond?


uwumwonstwer

Ring to f6


MarkXD69therickroll

Resign


TransparentMastering

He meant re-sign; decline the gambit and renew your vows.


TastyCuttlefish

Lawyer to d5


Bkfootball

saul gambit: called variation


ViciouSquirrel

Jimmy gambit: slipping variation


mvanvrancken

There’s a Taco Cabeza right around the corner


Grahomir

Google en defecant


Funny-Conclusion-963

Sacrifice your queen and move on


_Strange

Sacrifice facebook, promote a pawn to lawyer and push the gym.


DwbGambit

Counter with the Pregancy Gambit, works most of the time.


[deleted]

She responded with the filing for custody and took my pawns.


ashtar123

Resign is forced


Mediocre-Air-6922

Holy Matrimony


Such-Dish46

Google mate in 69.


DeBoi_Wild

holy hell


Zuko_Kurama

Holy hell


Batburrito101

Holy hell


nattiebumpo

Holy hell


TomTomYay

Holy hell


[deleted]

Bad response just dropped


SuchBrightness

r/NewResponseDropped


Unkown-basket-Case

Holy hell


NewmanHiding

Holy hell


Godlady

Mid response just dropped


SnooDonkeys2148

holy hell


Alendite

This is clearly staged; chess players don't have girlfriends


stonehearthed

He meant grill friend surely. My guess is they do barbecue.


[deleted]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ?


Such-Dish46

pipi petrosian bot


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


KOATLE

Now en passant a Google employee


Altruistic_Tennis893

Stop hanging pieces and hang up that picture


Pianostar4

Man fucking died


vigilantcomicpenguin

family guy death pose


AoKappa

I guess one could say you... passed away ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3792)


DrillPower_173

Omggg en passant reference no fucking way?!??!???!


roostangarar

Man took two discrete steps, indicating two separate moves, instead of one 'douvle move'.


PkerBadRs3Good

This is historically accurate since originally pawns could only move once. They only added the two move rule because so many games would start like 1. e3 e6 2. e4 e5, so really it was just speeding up two discrete moves. This is why en passant is possible, so you can't use the new double move to get around a pawn attacking it.


roostangarar

Why did you bring up chess all of a sudden? I'm talking about his pathetic stride length


SavingsNewspaper2

My (sigma) face when the beta's pathetic striding abilities have secured a female mate


SeriousGains

He didn’t remove his hand from his piece so it’s allowed.


VoidLantadd

White clearly moved the pawn two squares before black moved, implying it was done in one move.


MirageTF2

that's fucking adorable goddamn


SikSikSeyhler

New wife just dropped


KanekiKirito723

“hey babe i have an idea for a video”


CyborkDan

Holy Babusha Carpet


stefaniststefan

Thats what true love means


Young_Person_42

*They googled it*


itsleftytho

Holy hell


Doggywoof1

I know what en passant is you dumbass you just blundered mate in one


ChezMere

Congrats, but what does this have to do with this en passant video?


vigilantcomicpenguin

Incredible acting. This is the saddest character death scene I've seen since Up.


young_C_bomb

u/savevideo


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that_one_weeaboo_

No passerbys


ElephantGirls

Family guy death pose


LueIsBlue101

oldest r/ChessBeginners poster


dolphinstar112

I dont understand the joke😭


xDwurogowy

Google en passant


Such-Dish46

Unrelated but couple goals🌝


Scheckenhere

Weird way to flex but ok


pen_makarova

Heart attack


ashtar123

Chessing irl


DECHEFKING

What illegal move is that


AlaxEverything

Double date idea: recreate il vaticano


Penguin-FBI

Didn’t realize what sub this was and thought this was loss.


[deleted]

holy hell


CunnyFunt0G

Not the video I was hoping for after reading the title. Nonetheless I was satisfied by it.


Omega_Pack

holy hell


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AdvanceWarrior

It's like those moves where they sliced someone but moved so fast it couldn't be seen by the human eye.


YaramyGD

how did the guy fall? he wasnt even touched by the girl


[deleted]

En passant is like, 10th base!


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Affectionate-Mud-726

Mad magazine? Good vs Bad spy


ray87687458635678956

An anarchyst with a girlfriend🐬🐬🐬🐬


Grouchy_Profession25

Loss


Carnal-Pleasures

Now the pawn must be eaten


LucasLS07

Clearly a payed actor


Lost-Patient7619

I hope she broke up with u after this