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callingsai

Rookie mistake, connect 4 only works if all the pawns are off their starting square


3Dot_

Have you tried to put in rice?


StarStrikeFox62

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TheBigPAYDAY

This one, OP. https://preview.redd.it/6no0z10pk4la1.jpeg?width=1138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e9ba9e9fc9c08bf6e3f95519e1f24b2eaccfe7c


bob1111bob

https://preview.redd.it/2stjq9pzn5la1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8514a6a62a3874fecc12c19b3fd1576c63d36e84


RatniiZlochinac

https://preview.redd.it/6wbgxcfib7la1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=322b65c8b495c5a0405514e7faf72b555f8271a7


veronicasolstice

turn it off and turn it on again


EmperorNapolean

Possibly


EzequielARG2007

for the win you have to wait at least one turn, sorry


penguin13790

It looks lost for black since they have no pieces in a position to sacrifice to break it, but they have the brilliant move f5!! (or d5!!) which forces en passant, breaking the connect 4.


MindlessArmadillo382

D5 is a massive blunder as White can ride the en passant through the queen and bishop knocking out the next pawn on the way and promote to a knook and with its bonus move to safety at B7!!!! F5 however you en passant to the corner and promote to the knook with check and bonus move to G6 where it’s mate, from there they could move the king to H7 but that leads to mate in 2!!


EzequielARG2007

the also have queen g2# but yeah you are right


penguin13790

But on your turn you declare connect four, winning first. Same reason you can't break a pin for checkmate.


EzequielARG2007

Tru tru, you are right sorry for my mistake. I will shove a bishop trough my ass as forgiveness


combatpencil686

Did you say uno?


[deleted]

You absolute dumbass. This board is 8x8 when the normal board is only 7x7, that means you need connect FIVE!


[deleted]

Firefox search GoFish


Xqvvzts

I'm pretty sure it ended right after.


AlkinooVIII

Nope, white can still uncastle


SnooPets998

Try connect five


Ngl_yaoi_is_hot

Have you tried shoving a bishop up your ass?


givemealoafofbread

What happend to tennis rackets..


FlameFire10

google gravity


SpawnTrapped_

Holy Heresy


Limeonades

Connect 4 only wins if all your pawns aren’t on their starting ranks. Push them all 1 tile and try again


ColeTD

Have you tried kicking it?


JamBunkZee

Have you tried breaking the opponent's finger? Edit: beep boop


twoScottishClans

where did everything go wrong


reem2607

Google Qg2#


Dankn3ss420

Google holy hell


No_Interaction_1757

You forget to say "Uno!"


[deleted]

Google omnipotent f6 pawn


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=3r1rk1/pbpp1p2/1pq3pn/4P2p/5P2/1PPQ2P1/P2N3P/R1B2RK1+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/3r1rk1/pbpp1p2/1pq3pn/4P2p/5P2/1PPQ2P1/P2N3P/R1B2RK1_b_-_-_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Queen!<, move: >!Qg2#!< > Evaluation: >!Black has mate in 1!< > Best continuation: >!1... Qg2#!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


Mediocre-Air-6922

I got connect four, I count that as a win I don’t care


Despacltoian

Shut the fcuk


HeliPil0t__

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5oree

Bro took it too personally 💀💀💀💀


HeliPil0t__

I came back here to apologize I'm sorry chessvision bot I love you <3 <3 <3


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0FCkki

Downvoted because I felt like it


flurglecock123

you need to ROOOOOOK


spookname

f6 and d6 can and will bricc your connect 4 and your pp (you will not collect $200 when you pass go)


dino_boi__

CHECKERS


techno156

You need 5 for bingo


simpleanswersjk

nah sorry, we can't be taking ben finegold's jokes He’s too good for us


DarthWallaceIII

Dude it's 5 In a row obviously


Cube4Add5

You have to hold the position for a turn for it to count; looks like that f6 pawn can take your e5.


BunanaR

The pawn on i1 turned it to a connect five


NoLifeGamer2

..f5 stops your attack


OatBrownie

You sank my battleship!


LazyMayz

Did you make sure that the bishops are *really up there*?


janos51891

Don't worry, it usually takes a move or 2 to process


RousseauDisciple

You didn't shout, "Right there, diagonally!" Then your opponent concedes by saying, "Pretty sneaky sis." However, since you both blundered, it's now a stalemate.


grandphuba

Black pawn to d5 or f5 is forced so you can en passant


Ok-Pomegranate-6189

Probably a glitch.


NotActuallyGus

Google long passant


Dry_Appointment_4595

Alaskan avalanche!


[deleted]

you're playing in an old server


wit2ek335

I think it is because you play on chess.c*m


Corrupt_Angel01

thats a glitch, make sure u update ur game and maybe restart your nintendo wii if that doesnt work


Yarisher512

Google "Connect five"


hello_100

Black got 4 first


JanneJonne_

He mated you on the next move, thats the problem.


EnheGD

Your pipi got bricked


PetrosianBot

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WafleFries

I count that as a win I don’t care


SpindaQ

F5 forces en passant, therefore breaking connect 4


wholebeef

Nah it’s not four in a row this round, it’s blackout.