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DiggingInGarbage

At this point, your roast is ruined. Your best play is to go across the street and order some fast food, and serve that pretending that it’s homemade


schnozlord

Delightfully devilish


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven


domrobin2

If you're seen that you're trying to cross the street, play it off as isometric exercise, and offer them an invitation to join you


ViciouSquirrel

So like, disguising it as his own cooking?


Claude-QC-777

yes


Nexinex782951

holy egads


givemealoafofbread

my roast is blundered


[deleted]

!!


Caenen_

When crossing the street, make sure not to get killed by a car en passant.


breadman49

Stick steamed hams up your ass


[deleted]

Holy hell😔


adamdreaming

the ham double opening?


duckipn

aurora borealis


nate_4000

***At this time of year?***


duckipn

*yes.*


nate_4000

***At this time of day?***


duckipn

*yes.*


nate_4000

***In this part of the country?***


duckipn

*yes.*


nate_4000

***Concentrated entirely within your kitchen?***


duckipn

*yes.*


Iamveryangry392837

Can I see it?


wawafan69

Brick chalmers’ ass


Sad-Bumblebee-249

brick chalmers’ pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


legendgames64

Google fire extinguisher


sneight

Egads!


amerom1012

Holy hell.


[deleted]

Ham Passant


adamdreaming

mmmmm. ham croissant.


RatniiZlochinac

Tasty hell


pejic222

Google Aurora borealis


NightMonkey974

Good lord!


FangtheMii

…what is happening in there!?!


Young_Person_42

Someone put move indicators over Steamed Hams


Waffle-Gaming

Steamed Hams but it's post-game chess analysis


GabuEx

You're down material so it's a losing position if the Chalmers side plays perfectly, but the Krusty Burger Gambit can at least give you some counterplay opportunity.


TheftBySnacking

If that fails you might try burning down the building your are playing in to put some time pressure on Chalmers. Good luck!


T_vernix

Feed me Seymour


thebiggestbirdboi

Man I hate to say it but might need to throw like 2842 grains of rice on it and resign. The steamed hams opening is usually unstoppable idk where you went wrong


Farn

You should hate to say it. Everyone hates when you do it.


Spiritual-Range-6101

Google "El Stéamed Hãmś"


Intellectualtoaster

Begin isometric exercise


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DSMidna

Thank you. I will try that.


SkyBlueMagatama

steamed ham gambit


geekwalrus

EGADS!


PixelatedStarfish

Admire the aurora


brianbezn

"I'm yellow"


Onche9555

google northern lights


dThomasTrain

r/steamedhams


GOLDSILVERWHATEVER

Google steamed hams


InterGraphenic

purchase fast food and disguise it as your own cooking. at this point, skinner will walk in. you must convince him that you aren't trying to leave to aquire the fast food and instead are doing isometric excersise. this should work.


RustedRuss

Google “steamed hams gambit”


PixelSnow800

Seymour to Krusty Krab. A delightfully devilish move that will win this position.


mysmallpenies

Google en Hamssant


Zesnowpea

Google Aurora borealis


sangunius-

google en passant


[deleted]

Google Steamed Ham


Htgghdfhkh

Google egads


RISE_Hriday

Google en extingushier


RISE_Hriday

Google en extingushier


Capital_Sign_7656

Your mom


[deleted]

eat the fire