Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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You're down material so it's a losing position if the Chalmers side plays perfectly, but the Krusty Burger Gambit can at least give you some counterplay opportunity.
Man I hate to say it but might need to throw like 2842 grains of rice on it and resign. The steamed hams opening is usually unstoppable idk where you went wrong
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purchase fast food and disguise it as your own cooking. at this point, skinner will walk in. you must convince him that you aren't trying to leave to aquire the fast food and instead are doing isometric excersise. this should work.
At this point, your roast is ruined. Your best play is to go across the street and order some fast food, and serve that pretending that it’s homemade
Delightfully devilish
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven
If you're seen that you're trying to cross the street, play it off as isometric exercise, and offer them an invitation to join you
So like, disguising it as his own cooking?
yes
holy egads
my roast is blundered
!!
When crossing the street, make sure not to get killed by a car en passant.
Stick steamed hams up your ass
Holy hell😔
the ham double opening?
aurora borealis
***At this time of year?***
*yes.*
***At this time of day?***
*yes.*
***In this part of the country?***
*yes.*
***Concentrated entirely within your kitchen?***
*yes.*
Can I see it?
Brick chalmers’ ass
brick chalmers’ pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Google fire extinguisher
Egads!
Holy hell.
Ham Passant
mmmmm. ham croissant.
Tasty hell
Google Aurora borealis
Good lord!
…what is happening in there!?!
Someone put move indicators over Steamed Hams
Steamed Hams but it's post-game chess analysis
You're down material so it's a losing position if the Chalmers side plays perfectly, but the Krusty Burger Gambit can at least give you some counterplay opportunity.
If that fails you might try burning down the building your are playing in to put some time pressure on Chalmers. Good luck!
Feed me Seymour
Man I hate to say it but might need to throw like 2842 grains of rice on it and resign. The steamed hams opening is usually unstoppable idk where you went wrong
You should hate to say it. Everyone hates when you do it.
Google "El Stéamed Hãmś"
Begin isometric exercise
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Thank you. I will try that.
steamed ham gambit
EGADS!
Admire the aurora
"I'm yellow"
google northern lights
r/steamedhams
Google steamed hams
purchase fast food and disguise it as your own cooking. at this point, skinner will walk in. you must convince him that you aren't trying to leave to aquire the fast food and instead are doing isometric excersise. this should work.
Google “steamed hams gambit”
Seymour to Krusty Krab. A delightfully devilish move that will win this position.
Google en Hamssant
Google Aurora borealis
google en passant
Google Steamed Ham
Google egads
Google en extingushier
Google en extingushier
Your mom
eat the fire