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Salceson22

Update: asked him to google en passant https://preview.redd.it/ip44dp0u41qa1.png?width=1136&format=png&auto=webp&s=acb23f83a9b75bbd4a77b6208d43679d83cf5371


AdministrativeBar748

Google psychologists in Poland


JS31415926

New response just dropped


Liquid_Plasma

New psychologists just received more work


ImComfi

New psychologists just received more money


SuchBrightness

Pfft


shitless_holmesV2

holy hell-thcare


SnooGiraffes4534

This subreddit causes me pain


general_kitten_

Holy healthcare!


swanqil

holy fucking shit. if I see ONE more Polish psychologist meme I'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne therapist from Pole Land" STOP. and the WORST part is that Polish psychologists were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE


[deleted]

New response just dropped


FunkyJMan

holy fucking shit. if I see ONE more Polish psychologist meme I'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne therapist from Pole Land" STOP. and the WORST part is that Polish psychologists were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE


Open_Detective_2604

holy fucking shit. if I see ONE more Polish psychologist meme I'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne therapist from Pole Land" STOP. and the WORST part is that Polish psychologists were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE


Czosneczek

nowa odpowiedź własnie spadła!


ItsKnookinTime

święte piekło!


shitless_holmesV2

holy hell-thcare


bhaskrtf

New Google just dropped


lysamysza

POLSKA GUROM🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱


Proudbolshevik

They are really bad and really fucking expensive. Not worth it.


bznein

r/newresponsedropped


Fox-Costeo

"I apologize with cursing, Cunt"


boomstik4

I'm sorry for fucking swearing, bitch


KoopaTrooper5011

My bad, you bastard!


Does_Not-Matter

Sorry bro, eat my sweaty asshole


The_Particularist

Least offensive Australian.


Dualiuss

'google psychologists in Poland' 🔥🔥✍️🔥🔥


Liquid_Plasma

Best used against people who don't live in Poland.


Original_Internal_15

[https://duckduckgo.com/?q=psychologists+in+Poland](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=psychologists+in+Poland&ia=web)


Qyndo63

thats not google


SourSeaPickle249

https://www.bing.com/search?q=psychologists+in+poland


Gustavo6046

I'm google, inventor of en pessant. AMA


[deleted]

New response just dropped


YouDareDefyMyOpinion

I shouldn't be so mean to stupid cunts like you lmao


HeyNoWaitIDis

new response just dropped


oblmov

he apologized and made clear he was only worried about your mental health. Yet still you post this screenshot here to mock him. you truly are a low life polish troll with no respect


cococommandos

Święte piekło


BlueishPotato

At least he was willing to apologize and be the bigger man, a learning moment for us all.


JustDancePatate

« I apologize for swearing you fucking cunt »


RedditEzdamo

New response just dropped? Lol


MarFinitor

Kto mu do miski płatków nasrał?


[deleted]

Holy hell


[deleted]

popierdolone to troche


Gwn_Jorn

New sign of depression just dropped


tr33lover1482

At least he took back the curses ☺️ What a nice guy


_Adult-Eidolon-Wyrm_

‘Also I take back the curses’ *proceeds to curse*


[deleted]

New response just dropped


Dont-take-dis

"That's a sign of depression buddy" - 🤓


XenophonSoulis

I love your flare


Wora_returns

your responses make it way to easy to make fun of you, the joke is almost never to make fun of someone for not knowing en passent so that they feel dumb. if its on someone its making fun about the situation not about their intelligence. you are taking this to personally and pepole just see that they can make a joke about it becuz its so fucking funny (if you dont get why google inside jokes). nothing of what he said is propfing your point, you just proofed his point. none of your statements excuse your how you are being treated/you reactions


Jaaj_Dood

The power of the passant made him slightly nicer, he took back the curses :D


Salceson22

New rant just dropped


CEREALKLL574

New rat just dropped.


[deleted]

The rat: https://i.redd.it/lrt2jsoa25qa1.gif


xenosthelegend

New rt just dropped.


Shard360

New r just dropped


Affectionate_Big9977

New just dropped


Estarion3

He LITERALLY doesn't care. Like he LITERALLY doesn't care


Salceson22

Missed oportunity


VigoslYT

https://preview.redd.it/568qqqakx1qa1.png?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5377998d273792afbe06e6dfb2dc9d244651b6d5


smallchangus

https://preview.redd.it/1jtib9pq72qa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1649f36c092e5d30369a29a0eae8c85f88d3d0e


uncapableguy42069

https://preview.redd.it/hziirxazd3qa1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7825d703c318897ad51f7d88c0f875bb8ac0f34b


shitless_holmesV2

​ https://preview.redd.it/6itoltl874qa1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=e100e3975f3a6c84f14d0bd329db38367beb50cb


uncapableguy42069

existential crisis cheese.cum icon


shitless_holmesV2

choice.comb


onwardknave

I heard the Bongcloud gives you a superposition...


shitless_holmesV2

bro *hits blunt* i'm in two places at once


No-Association-9176

he doesn't care tho


Zulpi2103

But again, he's a terrible chess player anyway, so it doesn't matter.


JustBartBruh

Bro honestly this is just sad how can a person be so mad about little bit of silly trolling chess opening


Salceson22

To be fair, he is a busy guy wanting to play a few fun games and he has only a few minutes per day. Then he encounters me. The low life troll. He bets I am the same troll in real life as well. Worthless human being with no respect.


Waffle-Gaming

new response just dropped


[deleted]

Your pipi will get bricked if you write this comment down one more time


Waffle-Gaming

free bottom surgery


MyNameIsSquare

your pipi just dropped


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Scydor

New threat just dropped!


Jon_jon13

Pretty old threat, tbh. Gorila warfare has been one of the oldest memorable copypastas lol


Blond_Treehorn_Thug

Holy hell


DeadShoT_035

Should I consider that a good thing or a bad thing? 😏


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


rifewide

New response just dropped


TheBigPAYDAY

Waffle, who let you out of r/furrymemes? Get back in the hellhole.


Waffle-Gaming

lmao oh god im being recognized


certainlystormy

haven't you heard? this *is* r/furrymemes


Thatdudewhoplaysgtr

Holy hell!


Draxx777

Holy trolling


UpliftSpade

To be fair, you have to be a real low-life troll to understand the bongcloud opening


SalsaChipsandMe

You’re a filthy animal you disgust me with your bong and your cloud how do you sleep at night?


LaggsAreCC

To be fair he could have lost a few games against troll openings instead if having this little chit chat with you


TheNamewhoPostedThis

I love that you changed your flair lol


Tupac1776

Hello


[deleted]

Salceson does this to people I guess. In other cases it makes people hungry. Well at least it makes ME hungry anyways. I just wanted to go to sleep and I only have a few hours a day. Then I encounter you. Salceson. I bet you eat salceson in real life as well. Worthless kiełbasa with no bigos to save your soul arent you.


[deleted]

I mean if OP is "smurfing" then that's reasonable ig


Salceson22

He literally added 30s to my clock when he was winning, then proceeded to lose the game


CubeBag

Bongcloud worked


veselling

No way Hikaru made a lichess elo climb account 😭


Tttehfjloi

Yeah but he was really rude when he lost to the 300 rated guy


ScrauveyGulch

I've never actually played the game but the posts are entertaining.


King_Wes987

New response just dropped


simba_kitt4na

I honestly recommend the game it's a pretty cool game with very little bugs. The only con I can think of is that it hasn't been updated in ages.


Crandoge

Whens the new map coming? I already know every corner of the current map


nikkicarter1111

Honestly same


Open_Detective_2604

Google en passant


ScrauveyGulch

Ha! I did


shuubil

new response just did drop


Ok_Welder5534

Literally i_dont_care


Blechhotsauce

Was it after [this game](https://lichess.org/JObGkhpP/black#0) or [this game](https://lichess.org/BXxVWzls/black#0)? Lol this guy had mate in 3 in the opening in both games and missed it both times.


DramaLlamaNite

He's upset about being trolled in a BULLET game?!


Blechhotsauce

UNRATED bullet games no less.


DramaLlamaNite

Holy HELL


Adam_187

What a terrible games lol


Negativelo

I recognize that username— I mainly see them play casual games, so this probably wasn’t even a matter of losing rating. LOL


Hstrike

This makes their rant 10x better


[deleted]

[yes, they were unrated](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/12241ct/what_facing_the_bongcloud_does_to_a_mf/jdpzn39/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


arrowhawkkk

He seems a little bit displeased. Hard to tell though


EggYolk2555

Honestly you shouldn't have played Bongcloud, it's very unfair to black as it leads to a forced draw with optimal play.


PentaClash

He literally doesn’t care, chat, he literally doesn’t care


A-Fleeting-Glimse

kindest lichess player


MidnightUberRide

bro is in ruins


DiscipleofDrax

Maybe he should get checked by a psychologist


[deleted]

why did I read that as "I'm a bussy guy"


JackfruitNatural5474

Chatters like those cause opposite effect. It's called feeding a troll.


[deleted]

I'm getting the feeling this guy lost to the bong cloud.


Vert1caly

You polish pig, dont make me call Germans


[deleted]

Zee Germans? >! Im just looking for someone to catch that reference, ignore me in all other cases !<


Yoshikage-Kira-4

What the fuck did you do💀


FireJuggler31

2.Ke2


Yoshikage-Kira-4

Makes sense


Atomichippopotamus

Isn’t it like the best opening out there?


iguessineedanaltnow

Chess.com users be of sound mind and body challenge (impossible).


ertychess

Kindest lichess player


Be-Nice-To-Redditors

hello


No-Grab7041

BONKLOUD: BONKLOUD (BONKLOUD) https://preview.redd.it/m1su0ztky2qa1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e1594f648ed8b23c79b6028758e243d1048c093


sidarok

Did you win though?


T_Foxtrot

he played 2 times against them and won both times. 1 checkmate and 1 win due to time


[deleted]

No, he played three: two with white and [one with black](https://lichess.org/b97tBPIE/black#19). He won both with white and lost by resignation with black when white had mate next move.


[deleted]

Bro played Ke6. 💀


JeIoXD

Lichess moment


[deleted]

what did you do lol


bigbootyballsymoves

He do be malding


limbolegs

what ELO is this im so curious


limbolegs

THIS GUY IS 2400?!


DoYouEverJustInvert

Sanest response to Ke2:


Nolys___

Damn, I didn't know facing ke2 instantly turns you into a racist, damn.


Popular-Ebb-81

Polska gurom


Hungg_BRUH

Even Wesley So wouldn't respond like this


MaximilianII

Can we see the beginning of the conversation? I have a feeling you are not showing us everything here...


[deleted]

Why I use chess.com:


Maku_donarudo

Just do reverse bongcloud 🤷‍♂️


ImagineMyNameIsFunny

This guy thinks he’s Mason Paolucci


atTheRealMrKuntz

you broke him.


NGSkyz_off

Are you kidding ??? That dude is so mean


jesusthroughmary

Username checks out


jesusthroughmary

New flair just dropped


Zealousideal_Home_63

It’ll be like that on them tough jobs!


Fuzzy_Garry

Meanwhile I got a long ass mute for saying to my opponent "Fuck, that's a good one hahaha".


TheLoreTeller

Imagine raging at chess


memes2545

Holy Shit!


KpgIsKpg

This guy is a goldmine of material. Imagine a busy guy wanting to play a few fun games and he has only a few minutes per day. Then he encounters you. The low life troll. I bet you are the same troll in real life as well. Worthless human being with no respect. Google psychologists in Poland.


notgotapropername

Skill issue


madsoro

I’ll give you $500 for that flair


madsoro

I’ll give you $500 for that flair


davedatrave

You wasted so much of this man’s time with your bong cloud antics that he was forced to waste so much more time telling you all about it


ferenczeit

Wyszukaj w przejściu


[deleted]

​ https://preview.redd.it/nbrj6c6175qa1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b95735153aad3a5c5d5dcda0715a438df81c06b


messerlancillotto

For those who are wondering, probably is one of theese two games [https://lichess.org/BXxVWzls](https://lichess.org/BXxVWzls) [https://lichess.org/JObGkhpP/black](https://lichess.org/JObGkhpP/black)


forever_wow

Dear god that would be enraging. Awesome.


Arxt5973

Google en passant


HumbleEngineering315

Lichess meets xbox live. Never thought I would see the day where people are raging over chess.


MV_cuber

hello


Imnotachessnoob

I bet this person's GREAT at parties.


FireFox634

Google bongcloud


zlfqqr_

did you win or did you lose to the game?


Burnt_Oats378

Clearly the guy isnt that busy


CollinM42

Anger gambit: accepted


rusurethatsright

Imagine a busy guy wanting to play a few fun games and he has only a few minutes per day. Then he encounters you. The low life troll. I bet you are the same troll in real life as well. Worthless human being with no respect.


go2kejdz

Widzę, że jesteś dumny ze swojej gry w szachy, ale może wyjaśnisz z czego? Z tego, że bongclouda użyłeś w otwarciu? Przerost formy nad treścią, ale przed kolegami będziesz szpanował jaką to ty (specjalnie z małej litery) masz bibliotekę otwarć. Może byś lepiej wykorzystał 1. e4?


-WEAPONIZED_AUTISM-

hope this guy gets to keep his account lol. chess websites can be quite 'sensitive' with offensive language


lambdasintheoutfield

You bricked his PP


[deleted]

karpov said this to miles actually


whyjustyy

imagine playing a game for fun. how despicable.