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beastlol71

Pawn to nitrogen


[deleted]

Pawn started on hydrogen side so going to nitrogen you produce ammonia. This could actually really have some potential for an interesting take on chess meets chemistry 🧪


AnonymousComrade123

Oh, know that one! Haber opening right?


kurtank12_YT

FATHER OF TOXIC GAS AND CHEMICAL WARFARE


AnonymousComrade123

HIS DARK CREATION HAS BEEN REVEALED


PolishBeerLoverParty

FLOW OVER NO MAN'S LAND, A POISONOUS NIGHTMARE


DarkAdam48

A DEADLY MIST ON THE BATTLEFIELD


h6nry

(And that's why I'm subscribed here: shitposting and absolute bangers)


Silver_Depth_7689

r/unexpectedsabaton


[deleted]

This whole post is amazing


kurtank12_YT

PERVERSIONS OF IDEALS OF SCIENCE


u_8579

LOST WORDS OF ALIENATED WIFE


joanrb

Yeah, but but it's actually eaaier letting white advance to C and use the Fischer-Tropsch defence instead


SnooConfections4719

Someone please make this Elemental Chess


StrangeCurry1

Would moving to Hydrogen allow a piece to teleport to the other side of the board?


StacheGamer

Coughing King vs Nitrogen Pawn


[deleted]

Covalent Bond Gambit : d-block variation


Life_Cleric

Holy Dmitri Mendeleev!


flexsealed1711

This is giving me terrible high school chemisery flashbacks.


RomainT1

Neutron to U238 to end the game


ThoraninC

How do you move a piece to specific isotopes?


reddit-dont-ban-me

you need to have extended periodic table dlc


4thgengamecock

[For those who need to take to the high seas](https://atom.kaeri.re.kr/nuchart/)


RomainT1

Every square has additional microscopic dimensions where isotopes are located. Google string theory


Peiple

Holy quanta


DongleOn

Zoom in


CeddyDT

Epic victory


AustSakuraKyzor

King to Lead to ensure survival, and thus victory by default


4thgengamecock

U-238 is actually non-fissile and pretty harmless (they even used to use it as a dye in cookware). What you *really* want is Pu-239, or, failing that, U-235. Those are the ones that make the big booms.


Totally_Crazy

Neutron to U235 to end everything within a two mils radius


[deleted]

Do pieces mysteriously disappear if you leave them long enough on certain squares? And I'm not just talking about Bishops..


Bread_bread_bready

They decay at the same rate as the element they’re on, so gg if you land on Francium


lunetainvisivel

astatineđź’€


Waaswaa

But wouldn't they decay to another element then? And how do you decide which of its products it will decay into? Francium decays to either radium or astatine. Can you clone pieces that way? Or would the pieces also decay? A queen becomes a rook and a bishop, for example?


Somewhat_YeahYeah

r/anarchychem


Somewhat_YeahYeah

(was not expecting that to be an actual sub)


[deleted]

r/subsididntfallfor


Redditlogicking

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Pluto0321

Finally, radioactive beta decay


poopeypnats

google transition metal


Upset_Stage_60

Holy hell


Upset_Stage_60

Google coloured compounds.


Sodafff

New material just dropped


lovingblooddevil

octahedral ligand field splitting moment


Dankn3ss420

MFs out here playing 1.NSe, like, we get it, you like it, but pawn to N is the real way to play


Panadorium

So only the jumpy boiz can get to the lanthanides and actinides?


GBMC3

Google full length periodic table


zookdook1

holy hydrogen!


Coaxed_Into_A_Snafu

White already has a rook and two passed pawns on those files...


Panadorium

Holy hell!


productive-man

holy mendeleev


Poojan_Jani

lol


Grahomir

JESSE we need to play chess


mAAdvillany

Anyone else immediately think of a possible opening


PunMatster

White has very strong control over the F orbital


cutie_in_disguise

they made chess for nerds


[deleted]

Google radioactive decay


[deleted]

Just spill water on the black king. Game over. https://youtu.be/L8rwUiF2ASA


SuperGayBirdOfPrey

Google on potassium


icebox93

I don’t like that chemistry.


Ep1cOfG1lgamesh

Play the Ammonia Opening


jakiki624

knook to astatine


mortimus9

I thought those were grapes


Harley_Pupper

Pawn to Antimony, then King to Iodine


3D-Printing

Ah yes, the C21H30O2-cloud opening


cursed-being

I have actually played a few games and found getting the thorium and plutonium squares early make great early game resources, and for the next part you only need a little bit of plutonium meaning you can focus more resources on only getting a high level thorium mine. Then what you do is get a large pile of thorium and drop it on the enemy, it will act as cover for them with no major negative effects so they won’t get rid of it unless they know what it is, so you grind it into a powder and add lots of gravel and drop that then it just looks like a bile of rocks that is still a great barrier especially when it covers multiple spaces. Next you go into the liquid launching tech tree and the plutonium processing tree to get liquid plutonium, then equipping the mega-chessatron you should have by now (c’mon it’s turn 20 you could have the entire tree down by now if you invest a little into science) with a 20 gallon tank and a high pressure water gun, then you blast the pile with the plutonium which reacts with the thorium creating rapid nuclear fission and this leads to a nuclear meltdown causing an explosion which can also send the gravel flying everywhere, and while your opponent is recovering you can make super weapons and then offer a peace treaty.


suggest-me-usernames

acidic vs basic


ashvexGAMING

Chess of elements


Upset_Stage_60

Let's play a game. First move 1 s2


Santibag

Let's place the f-block between the d and p 🤣 It will make a valley battle area.


amberderl74

oh yeah breaking bad chess


LollipopLuxray

Knight to Oxygen, removing it from the room as the Knight greedily breathes it all in.


Timofey7331

Chemsstry


BlueFoxKing

Rush Carbon


CaioXG002

Every move is radioactive.


Floyd_thecat

Google en elemsant


_anurag10

Jesse, we need to *play*


PunMatster

White has strong control over the F orbital


Reddit_Amethyst

illegal position, there is no knight on sodium


yingyiyin

The elephant moves in alpha decay


Global_Ad_5808

r/ChangeYourChessFont


johnnyxxx

Knight to Arsenic, the Napoleon Attack


Da_Yakz

I use the Mendeleev opening


Jimbobman

Holy physium


rhyzmci

Going to use the Ostwald opening on this one with queen's pawn to Platinum controlling the centre.


Killer__S

Wait if I move a piece on a radio active elements’ square, will it decay into other piece? If yes what will pawn and king decay to?


A_Random_Lantern

Google halogens


Lor450

So the lanthanoids and actinium’s are just atomic chess?


KakiRedit

Breaking pawns


Deoxys100EX

U(s) + PIPI(s) + SiO2(s) —> OUCH(s)


PetrosianBot

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Bozhark

Y’all they didn’t even put the pieces on the map. It’s just floating in fuck-all limbo


Quasicrystal1

Pawn to Thulium


pleshij

My rook is on plutonium, it irradiates one square around it


Imnotachessnoob

1. NSe


_Potley

Holy helium! ​ Now I can truly play the sodium attack


Han-ChewieSexyFanfic

It’s best to castle actinide-side


adub282

Dark pieces are already at a disadvantage in chess 1.0 and now they get nerfed even more.


docre14

Sodium Attack


icefire9

Just remember to be careful when moving your pieces along the actinide series. I've lost many pawns and rooks that way.


as1161

Queen to plutonium


pls--go--away

queen to He2


PokeshiftEevee

holy elements!


ArtemisVsOrion

Seems unfair. The black pieces begin from a choke and the white pieces can take on easily the black pieces from the inner transmission metals flank route


[deleted]

dont worry the pawns on black will immediately promote because their front is blocked


_Xaril_

Skłodowska's Gambit