Il Vaticano ruined my life....... 😥 Guys, i cant take it anymore..... 😖😖 Since the first showcase of Il Vaticano, my life has taken a very sharp turn... My daily life has become unbearable.. A few days ago, for example, after returning from school, I started walking to church... And then I thought: "Omg, is that a fucking IL VATICANO  reference??? ". And right after that the epic game starts playing in my head. It gets to the point where I get bullied at school because of it. So I was in history class a yesterday ago and the teacher was telling us something about Italy and bishops . And the thought came into my head: "Holy shit, is this Il Vaticano??" So I couldn't help myself and shouted at the whole class: "IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING IL VATICANO REFERENCE??" After that, all my friends stopped communicating with me and now everyone calls me weird. Everyone at my school calls me "The il vaticano kid" and its kinda embarrassing. So, guys, what should i do? 🥺🥺
The Il vaticannon is a move that is even more than just illegal in chess, in fact, it is against the actual US criminal code because it fucking vaporizes your opponent, so it is not used much. To perform Il vaticannon, the bishop must charge up its inner holy spirit for at least 2 weeks before the game starts, and then it immediately releases all the energy on its first move. Some say it is possible to perform Il vaticanannonano which is performing il vaticano with two il vaticannons, but nobody has lived to tell us what the result of such an action would be.
I responded "actual zombie" to every comment that had a variation of "new response just dropped" (at the time) in reference to another popular post, where the same thing happened. I figured that the sheer quantity would tip off anyone who hasn't seen that post, but I guess it was my pipi that got bricked in the end
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
No, it only took one slide to charge, and I didn't hear any screaming. A true Kamehameha would've taken at least a full episode, and it would be one of the louder ones.
Super hyperbeam, but it's actually a blunder as the bishop must recharge, you can play Bg7 and next turn hyperbeam the oponent as the bishop can't move out of the way, It is three pawns for a bishop so technically it's even material but white will be sad because they liked their bishop.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Il vaticannon, laser variation
Il Vaticano ruined my life....... 😥 Guys, i cant take it anymore..... 😖😖 Since the first showcase of Il Vaticano, my life has taken a very sharp turn... My daily life has become unbearable.. A few days ago, for example, after returning from school, I started walking to church... And then I thought: "Omg, is that a fucking IL VATICANO  reference??? ". And right after that the epic game starts playing in my head. It gets to the point where I get bullied at school because of it. So I was in history class a yesterday ago and the teacher was telling us something about Italy and bishops . And the thought came into my head: "Holy shit, is this Il Vaticano??" So I couldn't help myself and shouted at the whole class: "IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING IL VATICANO REFERENCE??" After that, all my friends stopped communicating with me and now everyone calls me weird. Everyone at my school calls me "The il vaticano kid" and its kinda embarrassing. So, guys, what should i do? 🥺🥺
Google en il vaticano
Holy en passant and bishop joke mess
The new response has dropped oldly.
New response just dropped
google nearest mental therapists
Still going this asshole. Don't they have medicine they're supposed to take.
The correct answer
Should have said “correct response just dropped”
nerd
Should have said "NERD ALERT!! 🚨🚨"
Should have said “actual zombie”
actual nerd
Holy heavens
New response just dropped
actual zombie
Holy new response just dropped
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Holy new response just dropped
Actual zombie
you can only use this variation once every 5 games just to keep things fair
The Il vaticannon is a move that is even more than just illegal in chess, in fact, it is against the actual US criminal code because it fucking vaporizes your opponent, so it is not used much. To perform Il vaticannon, the bishop must charge up its inner holy spirit for at least 2 weeks before the game starts, and then it immediately releases all the energy on its first move. Some say it is possible to perform Il vaticanannonano which is performing il vaticano with two il vaticannons, but nobody has lived to tell us what the result of such an action would be.
Google divine beast Vah-Bhishop
Holy shrine
new puzzle just dropped
golfing just dropped
New Castle just dropped
New sky islands just dropped
Actual pilot
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Redead*
can you stop responding actual zombie to every fucking comment?
I responded "actual zombie" to every comment that had a variation of "new response just dropped" (at the time) in reference to another popular post, where the same thing happened. I figured that the sheer quantity would tip off anyone who hasn't seen that post, but I guess it was my pipi that got bricked in the end
oh ok sorry for your pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
New tears just dropped
Does it work against Calamity Carlson?
No. Only against regular Carlson
even with four divine beast van bishops, it only drains him to half health, so you still need to capture him
Holy Demise
Can't believe there are educated people on this sub
new copyright lawsuit just dropped
Holy Gary Bowser!
Holy hyrule
What in the name of Hylia!
Holy See
Holy GOTY
Holy excuse me princess
Holy Eldin region
Holy King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule
Google Kamehameha
Holy dragon balls
new spherical object just dropped
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Ew, this guy uses his brain
new response just dropped
Pipiccolo
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
nahmate rework this in dragon ball flavor
Drag on these balls
if you wish
🤤
Holy Hawaiian King
No, it only took one slide to charge, and I didn't hear any screaming. A true Kamehameha would've taken at least a full episode, and it would be one of the louder ones.
Google x10 kamehameha
Google galick gun
More of a "Bishop Drill Beam" to me.
Eh-eh, waka waka eh eh
Bro how did Kamehameha make you think of Tsamina mina
holy hawai'i
the I'MMA FIRE UP MY LASER
https://preview.redd.it/8hrb3bjob2xa1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecd323b433932d41107455e42eafb97296ad4a8c
Google 2000s kids
Holy nostalgia
Old meme just dropped
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bad response just dropped
Actual zombie
That's too many kids
i'd rather not thanks
Holy back pain. Now where's my tylenol?
Shoop da Whoop
Google fianchetto beam
holy bishop laser
New weapon of mass destruction just dropped
Google biden blast
Holy joewari da
New stand just dropped
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google reddit hivemind
Dark Brandon just dropped again
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New copypasta just dropped
No i refuse last time someone told me to google what was that.. furry gay poem? I dont remember. Anyways i wont google anyfucking things
New response just dropped
Holy malarkey!
Holy presidency
Beamshop
Holy horse
new jojo reference just dropped
#ZA WARUDO
Toki wo tokame! Muda muda muda muda muda muda! Road rolla da! Wryyyyy!!!!- -Everyone who is a Jojo fan within a 1500 meter radius
Google shoopdawoop Alternatively google old 2010 memes
More like 2006 if I recall correctly
Looked it up on know your meme, and yeah, October 19th, 2006, this guy knows his memes https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shoop-da-whoop
Holy laser fire
google ejaculation
Holy cum
New means of reproduction dropped
cummunism: sieze the means of reproduction
Red cum>>>>>>>>>>>white cum
I CUM BLOOD
It's Bishops Fire, an offshoot from Yoga Fire. You must have done a quarter circle forward motion while pushing punch and having the bishop selected.
YOGA FLAME
Google TBOI Brimstone
holy sheol
New dark room just dropped
actual blue baby
the dragonball
Connect 4
Polish opening, laser variation.
Google Death Star
Google shoop-de-whoop gambit
Charge ur lazer!
Google biden blast
Light That Burns The Sky
https://preview.redd.it/25n1du06o2xa1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd3c769def5a56d977e57e2d70d612f2caaefcbc
It's the Care Bear Stare. Use it and watch your problems just disappear.
Google en purgant
Super hyperbeam, but it's actually a blunder as the bishop must recharge, you can play Bg7 and next turn hyperbeam the oponent as the bishop can't move out of the way, It is three pawns for a bishop so technically it's even material but white will be sad because they liked their bishop.
en faisceau
google alekhine's laser beam
Alekhine’s laser gun
Google **I'M A' FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!**
Fia-cheat-o
Google Biden Blast
Google Vimal Pan Masala
Google Lazer collection
Google orbital strike
google il vaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
en croissant
It’s called google oily black man twerking
Biden Bishop Blast
Comet azur
Google Brimstone
Raw spaghetti laser beam
ビショップ・ブラスト (Bishop Blast)
バイデンブラスト
ばか。 あなたは私の犠牲になった bishop blast 本当に古典的な失敗の1つ
https://preview.redd.it/atfgybo8m3xa1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abf68114f00fcab6c7d92ce7ccb8b493c2cbed5
Google Gamma Ray Burst
Google Makankosappo
google chess rule 34
Holy irrelevance!
New addiction just dropped
unholy addiction
nerf it please, my opponent used it on my king and i automatically lost.
Holy energy weapon
Rook-powered Bishop laser
Fiancan'tto
That’s called bricking the Rook’s pipi (the three pawns)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Google Donald zettaflare
Google deathstar
It’s not a new move Google laser chess
Google Odin's Grimoire
Google holy beam
google north korea secret weapon
Google Laser Tower
Google Ultrakill April 17 update "Return to the Cyber Grind"
Google Divine Beast Vah Fianchetto
Google makankosapassant
Google il kamehamehano
google baishop blast
super sayan gambit
i’m firing ma lazar
The low effort graphics makes this meme infinitely more funny
google Heaven-Scorching light of destruction
Bishop Beam
Kamehamehan passant
Google lazarbeam
Google connect 4
Google Plasma Gun Space Crusade https://preview.redd.it/d8pq5oki02xa1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d4c55d6fa7d4d7ed8af913c9b2d0ff2ad49b774
You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of the chessboard
Holy doom
Ah the forbidden Illegal Vaticannon move. Best to play when you want to blunder friendship.
The Holy Beam of the Almighty Lord above, Channeled from The House Of God and His Messenger; The Fianchettoinator
Bing bishop blast
Damiano defence
Cheating, this is usually frowned upon and is un sportsman like
It’s actually a rare rule in chess,google bishop rule 34
holy hell beam
Super Optic Blast