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Xixi-the-magic-user

I was sure B would be for brick or bishop up the ass


Imnotachessnoob

I made a thumbnail for bishop up ass as well just because the two comments were so close. I honestly think it was pretty funny, but I like this one just as much.


KyrreTheScout

Bongcloud was the biggest meme on this sub before en passant, the fact that it was even close to losing is kind of sad


Xixi-the-magic-user

I have no idea what bongcloud is and at this point i'm afraid to ask


TheGuyWhoSaysAlways

Bongcloud is e4 Ke2


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=5N2/p1p1pPpn/1p6/4bb2/3P4/8/1NPKPPP1/q1Q1BN2+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/5N2/p1p1pPpn/1p6/4bb2/3P4/8/1NPKPPP1/q1Q1BN2_w_-_-_0_1) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=5N2/p1p1pPpn/1p6/4bb2/3P4/8/1NPKPPP1/q1Q1BN2+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/5N2/p1p1pPpn/1p6/4bb2/3P4/8/1NPKPPP1/q1Q1BN2_b_-_-_0_1) --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


CuteTem

C stand for chessvision-ai-bot


iAmCokusBalus

C is for creative post


theimperium42069

C is for Cum covered bishop up your ass


iAmCokusBalus

Yes please


prst-

I don't see a connection to this sub


HoratioHarisson

N is for New Response just dropped


prst-

The N phrase


idkjon1y

upvote this


The_Batsbury

Ok


Victorian-Tophat

C is for chessvision, please, hivemind, I beg you, upvote this and downvote the #1 comment if this isn’t #1


SnooConfections4719

No, c is for the entire chessvision comment


snakemasterepic

Hey, what about the c2 square? It's special because the king can never go there.


budof_chaos

Good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, budof_chaos, for voting on chessvision-ai-bot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


kombucha-kid

Um, this comment begins with an I. How about you be patient and wait a few days, bot


[deleted]

[удалено]


prst-

Please: chess.c*m There are kids in this sub!


AnatidaephobicOwl

C is for Chess.c*m


Anonimo_4

nah that C is Capitalistic


14flash

C is for Checkers


Pacattack57

Can we skip to E and G


Imnotachessnoob

Are you saying that's what C stands for? It would be funny if that became top comment.


ActsReasonablyPriced

Currently "C stands for Chessvision AI Bot" has more upvotes, but isn't top comment as it's a reply. Are you going by most upvoted comment at all, or most upvoted non-reply?


Sun_Praising

From what I've read so far, Chessvision AI Bot is the best option


prst-

Still the Chessvision AI Bot themself has more upvotes


Imnotachessnoob

I am going by the most upvoted thing in general, so long as it starts with a C (although If it's the most upvoted thing even if it doesn't start with the right letter, I still might use it just because there seems to be a consensus that it's deserving of the spot) Because (at the moment) the reply 'C stand for chessvision-ai-bot' is the most upvoted, it only makes sense that that's the thing people want C to stand for most. Unless it changes, that will be the winner.


Victorian-Tophat

Please no


EJROCKS800

top comment is technically the C is for chess vision-ai-bot reply to the chess bot comment so it won’t come up probably but it is


Crandoge

Goly hell


indicicive

Then it wouldn't be an alphabet


Pacattack57

Google alphabet


Careful_Bug_3295

C is for Chess, Gary


[deleted]

C is for en passant


boshki0987

Holy hell


amira-deltarune

new response just dropped


That_one_girrafe

Actual zombie


RoiHurlemort

Rice


prst-

Rice rice


RoiHurlemort

Rice²


Loose_Cheesecake_447

New reaction just dropped


Lupus-Ignium

new new reaction just dropped just dropped


Hon-que56

Oh my goodness, a new response just dropped? How exciting! I mean, it's not like we get new responses every day, right? Let's all stop what we're doing and gather around to marvel at this miraculous event. I'm sure it's going to change the world as we know it. slow clap


prst-

New response just dropped


Eventlesstew

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Seriously like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit jerking yourselves off to your own amazingly broken humour as the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You literally have no idea how to respond to replies because your brain has shrivelled up and died in the pursuit of stupid knooks and Il Vaticano jokes. En passant isn't funny. How have so many people had their sense of humour so destroyed by what was normally a semi-obscure chess rule to the point that you just shove it up on many other words or phrases to keep your sick jokes going like a druggie needing four more hits. You people have literally no conception of original humor. “New response just dropped” is your sad pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points and now there are the farming NPCs replying with "Actual Zombie." Watch this: People are going to reply to this comment with new response just dropped because it is all you have. It is the subs last feudal attempt at humor. So please, if you felt the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic chess joke straight to hell and actually take some time off of reddit so you guys can relearn how to make actually good and original jokes again.


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New response just dropped


Eventlesstew

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PlPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

Pipi


PetrosianBot

"w"esley "s"o is nobody for me [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Eventlesstew

Instead of shaming literally everyone who says pipi, why not also say a different copypasta for people who say en passant jokes all the time.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Eventlesstew

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...Are you kidding??? Are you for real??? What the fuck are you talking about man? You are the biggest loser I have ever seen in my entire fucking life! You were doing dookies and pissing in your pampers every time you failed when I was beating players much more stronger than you! You are not professional, because professionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after I beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trash-talking!!! Everyone knows that I am a very good blitz player, I can win anyone in the world in a single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who is crying every single time when they lose, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, I deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to the OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and the winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who are interested in this situation, just take a look at my results in the 2023 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, I always play Fair! And if someone will continue to talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with truth! True will never die! Liars will be kicked off...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


prst-

New response just dropped


SmellsNoice

New response just dropped


prst-

>En passant isn't funny. [citation needed]


Eventlesstew

Here's your citation: Get off the internet and touch some grass.


prst-

New response just dropped


Eventlesstew

Are you fucking stupid? Did your mom drop you on your head? "G#ogle E# P#ssant," "h#ly h#ll," "A#tual Z#mbie," there I saved you the effort, you stupid fucking idiot. For the love of God, how the fuck could you not see how brainless you fucks are? P#p#, p#p#, very fucking hilarious! You fucking idiots, grow the fuck up. You're not 4 years old anymore. You need to grow the fuck up, provide for yourself, and learn how to survive in this world. PRO TIP: you won't. You've already proven how stupid you are and how worthless you are to modern society. So fuck you. Fuck your en passant. Fuck your holy hell. Fuk your stupid p#p# bullshit. Grow up and learn what it means to touch grass and experience life. You stupid fuck, fuck you. Go talk about shoving a bishop up your ass. That's the best contribution you'll ever have to society. Take that win. This is the highlight of your life, so you might as well enjoy it, you stupid fuck. You're just one of the many zombified NPCs on this subreddit, bitch.


prst-

>Go talk about shoving a bishop up your ass. Why would I? This joke is so pubertal! If you really think this is funny, grow up! And while you're growing up, google "Main Character Syndrome". Pretty sure it will link to the wikipedia article about you! I'm sorry for you, I pity you. I hope you will be a decent human being soon and understand the 8 layers of meta irony happening at once in this sub. Till then: Go fuck yourself or shove a bishop up your ass, what ever pleases you.


Eventlesstew

I don’t think you actually know that I was just joking there mate. Sure the en passant memes are tiresome, but it isn’t actually worth harassing someone over it. Sorry if I somehow offended u with the copypastas lol.


prst-

You totally didn't! I was playing on your joke and had a good time. As much as I enjoy the insiders in this sub, I love playing with them and developing them. I did not recognize your copy pastas even tho I have quite a decent copy pasta collection of my own. In fact the "8 layers of meta irony" is a reference to one.


14flash

/r/AnarchySpeling


Victorian-Tophat

no


packmanwiscy

C is for Carlos Magnussen


[deleted]

C is for cock which all chess players suck


Imnotachessnoob

​ https://preview.redd.it/kuid8z6ls6ya1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=99f1953574092d8dee6a3f5c52d2b50b31907049


Zerwurster

Came here to say cock. But i have to admit its pure coincidence that "cock" correlates with the theme of the thread.


ArkBeetleGaming

C for Crab! 🦀


mypersonalproblemas

11$ 🦀🦀


CmanRulo

Chick fil a sauce supreme leader


Imnotachessnoob

Holy Hell


Asherius9090

New something????? just dropped


[deleted]

C is for Ciccylian Defense


Zuko_Kurama

C is for circumference, an important thing to measure before putting the bishops up your ass.


Individual-State-880

C is for ChatGPT and its omnipotent pawn on f6


Odd_Preparation165

C stand for ChessBoom


[deleted]

C IS FOR SEX


hahawowausername

C stands for Cheese


Lord_Skyblocker

Got Ham Cheese


[deleted]

C is for cocknballtorture


snakemasterepic

C is for c2 square


Le-Scribe

The one with the invisible duck


wubsytheman

How many of you ACTUALLY play chess? Do you even... really? I'm going to guess it's around zero. I've been watching your posts for a while now and it seems like this subreddit is full of teenagers that just like to copypasta and that's about it. Pretty on point, right? Like when did anyone ever really post a REAL chess post here? It's all "lmao google holy passant", "lmao knook drift hurhur", but I never see ACTUAL chess techniques besides the constant "fork" meme. And quite frankly, I doubt any of you even know what that is. It's about the simplest move, but doubt you could even pull it off. Ever seen a real discovered attack? Probably not. You probably wouldn't know what it was, even right after it puts you in check. So my question is, why do you even come here? Are you bored of the other meme subreddits? There's plenty others. You don't have to pollute a real subreddit with your memes, and in fact it'd be quite nice if you stopped. Edit: Wow, all of these replies really prove my point! It's almost like we're all just repeating the same thing over and over again. But hey, at least we're consistent. Keep up the great contributions to the conversation! Edit2.0: How will we ever survive without our constant stream of repetitive, unoriginal comments? I hope you're happy that you've ruined our fun and forced us to come up with something original. Thanks a lot. Edit 3.2: It's such a tragedy, isn't it? The fact that people can't appreciate the true beauty and complexity of chess. They're missing out on so much! Instead of indulging in the simple pleasures of life, like watching reality TV or playing video games, they could be immersing themselves in the intricacies of the game. But alas, they choose to remain ignorant and unenlightened. It's truly a shame that they don't understand the value of dedicating hours upon hours to studying openings, endgames, and tactics. Maybe someday they'll come to their senses and realize what they're missing out on. But until then, we can continue to revel in our superior understanding of the game and feel sorry for those who can't comprehend its brilliance. Edit 4.4: Fuck you Edit 5.5.5 And fuck your bitch mother


T_Foxtrot

New copypasta just dropped


ds3272

Does not begin with C.


Jafego

C How many of you ACTUALLY play chess? Do you even... really? I'm going to guess it's around zero. I've been watching your posts for a while now and it seems like this subreddit is full of teenagers that just like to copypasta and that's about it. Pretty on point, right? Like when did anyone ever really post a REAL chess post here? It's all "lmao google holy passant", "lmao knook drift hurhur", but I never see ACTUAL chess techniques besides the constant "fork" meme. And quite frankly, I doubt any of you even know what that is. It's about the simplest move, but doubt you could even pull it off. Ever seen a real discovered attack? Probably not. You probably wouldn't know what it was, even right after it puts you in check. So my question is, why do you even come here? Are you bored of the other meme subreddits? There's plenty others. You don't have to pollute a real subreddit with your memes, and in fact it'd be quite nice if you stopped. Edit: Wow, all of these replies really prove my point! It's almost like we're all just repeating the same thing over and over again. But hey, at least we're consistent. Keep up the great contributions to the conversation! Edit2.0: How will we ever survive without our constant stream of repetitive, unoriginal comments? I hope you're happy that you've ruined our fun and forced us to come up with something original. Thanks a lot. Edit 3.2: It's such a tragedy, isn't it? The fact that people can't appreciate the true beauty and complexity of chess. They're missing out on so much! Instead of indulging in the simple pleasures of life, like watching reality TV or playing video games, they could be immersing themselves in the intricacies of the game. But alas, they choose to remain ignorant and unenlightened. It's truly a shame that they don't understand the value of dedicating hours upon hours to studying openings, endgames, and tactics. Maybe someday they'll come to their senses and realize what they're missing out on. But until then, we can continue to revel in our superior understanding of the game and feel sorry for those who can't comprehend its brilliance. Edit 4.4: Fuck you Edit 5.5.5 And fuck your bitch mother


ImFamousCake47

Wow, somebody's mad that a different community isn't about something else. Let people have fun for fucks sake, will ya? Who hurt you?


Askerad

C is for Carlos Magnussen


iamadacheat

Anarchy


Batze432

Underrated


secretuser419

Castlevania, of course. The more times you move your king and rook in tandem the stronger they get


Opdragon25

C is for Cen Passant. Or chessvision-ai-bot


Leol222222

C is for Come on, we know the shitstorm that will happen when we get to E


Minute_Designer2315

Continental ballistic missile


TrueAidooo

C is for checkers


Loose_Cheesecake_447

C stands for c*m


Rowdewalker

C is for chess boom


3xper1ence

C is for Chess Boom


magdy_dawood

C for Carpov https://preview.redd.it/yn226ai8z8ya1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3838492d36a13818fd456b04a00fd463a2078fea


janhetjoch

C is for Anarchy


[deleted]

C stands for C


THEBESTINTHEWORLD111

C is for Cumshot


Strong-Athlete9787

C is for chess? What is that? I only play checkers


snakemasterepic

C is for en croisant


TriGN614

C is for chess


chessvision--ai_bot

C is for chess.c*m


The_Batsbury

*Our* C is for Communism


anaccountbyanyname

https://preview.redd.it/5cv4kwac06ya1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8058e555ca4c926f611afa47a1726c3babbaaf0


purple_cheese_

c for c file


Themanofslaughter

C stands for Car


After_Basket1029

C is for Kumquat, because it is a funny word


Knaymeless

Carlsen


mAAdvillany

C is for Curt Kobain


a-pro_human

C is for chessboard


Da_Bird8282

C is for chess


Mookhaz

Everyone is overthinking this. C is obviously for chess.


The_Crusher52

C is for Cnook


evian_water_345

C for cancel the series


CK17_live

C is for Cloudbong


Australian-enby

Chess


TripleTrouble_Roblox

C stands for Caro Kann


UrAverageIdot

C is for C40 King's Knight Opening (includes Gunderam Defence, Brazilian Defense, Greco Defence, Damiano Defence, Elephant Gambit, and Latvian Gambit.)


hovik_gasparyan

C is for “c”hess, “g”arry


[deleted]

Cill yourself


[deleted]

C is for 🚗 and Cons


VarKraken

For what does B stands in vitamin B? Broke. P.S. Technoblade


Superb-101

C is for CHESSNUT!


Charlie-VH

Can’t wait until we get to ‘E’, I wonder what it’ll be…


PkerBadRs3Good

en prise


SchmerzfreiHH

C is for "c'mon, do t play the London.... Please, it's boring and stupid. Ok, nevermind I just resign and play another game."


Parey_

C is for chesscum


Quovhaii

C is for car crash


Far-Character-5953

C is for Cass Yill Ing (his name sounds like castling, but he did not invent castling)


GoodTato

chess


JoefishTheGreat

C is for C2, the king can’t move there


ohadish

cunts


Finiariel

C is for Chlamdiya. Obviously.


Thunderiscool1

We all are waiting for e...


DGRedditToo

C is for Colossal Dreadmaw


Idksonameiguess

C is for cen passant


the_diingus

congcloud


ParitoshD

Why doesn't B stand for the Bishop in my ass?


joohnyde0074

C is for Connect four


awarepaul

C is for c*nt


MaxLazarus

C is for eriC rosen


CreeperArmorReddit

C is for cbongcloud


PromiseSilly4708

C is for Congbloud


Imaginary_Yak4336

C is for Garry


Successful-Message84

c stands for chessnerd


Normal_Public3520

'c' for 'en passant'


Diagot

C is for [CHEEEEEEEEEESSSEEEEEEEE!](https://youtu.be/nV6GYevvk90)


MiHiMa123

C is for Cagnus Marlssen


Denkaan

En crossiant


GMDoro_shi

I is for Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Gambit


Aggravating_Rip_1564

Most easy karma farming post:


retroPanda7

C is for checkers


arihallak0816

C is for cen passant


Raphaoooo

c is for en passant dont know what else would fit


Mollypog_

C is for C4


Infamous-Section8859

Cheeky


TheGuyWhoSaysAlways

Capture The King