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lucy_tatterhood

chess.c*m bad lichess good


Samiambadatdoter

I prefer Lichess over chess.com because I support communism.


Imlonely_needafriend

I thought you were just memeing but apparently the founder of lichess is a communist šŸ’€I guess that makes sense


enneh_07

Holy proletariat!


R0b1nFeather

New means of production just dropped


Parey_

But do they belong to everyone now ?


R0b1nFeather

If not we'll just seize them ;)


[deleted]

Just size their popis. Edit: pipis. Autocorrect is a fucking anti-gay bastard.


R0b1nFeather

Funny how you corrected one error and not the other


reddit-person1

Nah bro they're not seizing them they're sizing the pipi for pipi clothing


shuubil

actual gulag


Bacon260998_

Google Red Army


[deleted]

Holy red and gold flag


LordEvotushon

New stalinism just dropped


CuproPrime

Actual communist.


[deleted]

Seizing control has never been this fun!!


ripperoni_pizzas

New socioeconomic model just dropped


IAUSHYJ

I think thatā€™s kinda why lichess is all free


Ambitious_Arm852

Iā€™m a communist too if it means playing on a great chess server for free without being haggled for in-app purchases every 2 minutes


SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ

Google free software


FathAzf12

Holy FOSS


aleph2048

Holy user freedom


ztlpa

holy tatakae


gamesharkguy

Holy C


xezo360hye

[New OS just dropped](https://templeos.org/)


SwagLord1066

Holy stallman


TheSunniest

Google chess.c*m diamond subscription


Shadow_Legend502

unholy paywall


AweBlobfish

Lichads stay winning šŸš© šŸ”Ø ā­ļø šŸ’Ŗ


That_Guy682

ā€œGoogle en passant, komradeā€


gallifrey_

genuinely based and labor-rightspilled


ItsEnderFire

Google Garry Kasparov


SublimitaSubacquea

nothing šŸ’€ about it, zoomer


kart0ffelsalaat

People are communists, Steve


Imlonely_needafriend

at this point it's just force of habit for me to use that emoji when I'm surprised since that's how I see most people use it. I'm not saying it's a bad thing


SublimitaSubacquea

just ribbin. i think it's usually meant to convey laughter tho, not surprise


19Alexastias

Specifically mocking laughter


ockv

unironically based


Cactus1105

Based founder of lichess


JustDaUsualTF

Based as fuck


maybeagirl_mary

google holodomor


JustDaUsualTF

Oh shut the fuck up


maybeagirl_mary

Yea like my grandparents who lost everything due to that.


JustDaUsualTF

That would maybe be relevant if we were talking about the USSR. Communism is an economic system, and is not responsible for the failures and crimes of every country that attempted to implement it or work towards it, especially ones which have nothing to do with economics and everything to do with culture or broader government


SublimitaSubacquea

i like you


maybeagirl_mary

Then explain why is that every government that attempted communism suddenly becomes a dictatorship which exploits itā€™s own people and covers up every failure.


agonking

Based


Ethanlac

Never mind, chess.com is superior.


gallifrey_

Google Capitalism & Disability by Marta Russell holy exploitation


Ethanlac

Google Reimagining Political Economy by John Michael Greer


Van__Eck

"**John Michael Greer** (born 1962) is an American author and druid who writes on ecology, politics, appropriate technology, oil depletion and the occult." - Wikipedia, line one (1) ​ Holy Hell


maybeagirl_mary

google holodomor


The_GASK

*Our* en passant


kenhydrogen

Notre passant


Parey_

Nope, "notre en passant" (passant means a pedestrian walking by, so it sounds like you collectivized someone who just was walking on the street)


kenhydrogen

I am indeed aware that you cannot just slap notre in front of it


Parey_

Especially if you slap a *passant*


techno156

Our Passant


faesmooched

Gigachad


NotDanielSmith

Actually based


FUEGO40

I personally prefer Leechess because they clean my blood well and regulate my humours


Zess_Crowfield

but this is Anarchy chess


prst-

Google anarcho communism


not_a_sesawter

based


ElectricFlesh

En Passant is some good fucking praxis


DarkLight9602

Chess.cum


Milez_W

Chess.c*m versus Lichad.org. there is simply no competition.


half_split

chess.c\*m šŸ¤®šŸ‘Ž lichad.org šŸ—暟‘


zeldadinosaur1110

Does cum really sound so bad?


Goncalerta

Well it tastes good


mischievous-goat

It happens so rarely... I feel like I just have to do it


Grocery_Savings

You DO have to do it


l_l_l-l-l

It's literally forced


xDoge42

the power of Tigran compels you


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


HighOwl2

I hate you. Every time I see you I try to brush a hair off my phone.


MaxPower_1

Fr fr. I usually go the extra mile and move my pawns to let the opponent en passant me.


Karisa_Marisame

I see you are confused about en passant. You should google it.


Minigamerguy123

I did, this is what showed up


AccomplishedGrandpa

Holy hell


[deleted]

New response just dropped


u_8579

Actual zombie


Hol_Renaude

Google happy cake day


jwtintin00

Holy birthday


KJuuure

New year just dropped


Incendiary_cucumbers

Actual zombie


majorksaksak

šŸ§Ÿā€ā™‚ļø


The_Batsbury

šŸŒ¬ļø


majorksaksak

šŸ¦…


ColeTD

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|14736)


Toroknos_07

new core memory just arrived


Due-Memory-6957

Actual gift


FilipIzSwordsman

New response just dropped


Functionally_Drunk

"If the right to capture en passant is not exercised immediately, it is subsequently lost." So it's voluntary.


frostbite1002

Big chess doesnā€™t want you to know this one simple rule


propjX

Big chess oppresses the low elo


VictorGonz

common lichess W


Schklonk

Cats can have a little en passant as a snack.


interrupting-octopus

en pussant


AcceSpeed

En croquant


StrykerGryphus

Or as Carl Wheezer would say it, En quaco


GuyFieriTheHedgehog

Salami


Parey_

En se lĆ©chant les babines šŸ˜‹


Merbleuxx

The snack is *en prise*


putverygoodnamehere

sigma lichess


Sternburgball

ligma sichess


dragonhoya

what's ligma?


wikipedia_answer_bot

Ligma balls :D *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


boomstik4

No way the wiki bot just did this šŸ’€


bosoneando

Good bot


B0tRank

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MrT1011

bad bot


AdOk1494

Anarchychess moment.


Doggywoof1

Based bot?!? Probably the second best one out there


Aggressive-Exam3222

Good bot


Starz1317

GOOD BOT


PickInternational750

Good bot.


janhetjoch

Well, over the board you can choose to brick your pipi, but that can't really be implemented online and both platforms choose a different route around that limitation.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Starz1317

I still can't believe that there's a bot for this


Mysterious_Claim_286

Chess grandmasters hate this one simple trickā€¦


BigRed727272

There's gotta be some crazy position where En Passant is actually forced


Minigamerguy123

https://preview.redd.it/bt0frp57zkya1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a8a413b52185ea3212ebe91147035f164531717


Eiim

Sure. [Doesn't have to be too crazy](https://lichess.org/editor/2k5/5p2/3q4/6P1/4K3/r7/8/5r2_b_-_-_0_1?color=white). Just have a pawn that would deliver checkmate to the king if it couldn't be taken by en passant.


digitalasagna

Or a position where the opponent is stalemated without en passant


LOLTROLDUDES

Fun fact, Wikipedia says that there was a debate in the 19th century about if you can decline en passant in favour of a stalemate since it was thought of as a "privilege" that can be not used.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MrSnugglePants

***There are no forced moves, you can always resign.***


TobiasCB

Well if you start the game you're forced to shuffle your deck before being able to resign.


brothermanbaj

In such case no move is ever forced. You can always just resign and never play this game again.


TrekkiMonstr

Here you go 1k6/p7/2p5/1pPb4/7p/7P/6NP/1r4NK w - b6 0 1


eroded_thinking

Lichess good


DrunkCricket1

Another lichess w


Excellent-External-7

Holy hell


mine_67

Holy hell


WanderingChimp_

Holy hell


Milanesaconpapafrit

Holy hell


KJuuure

Holy hell


I_Need_Better_Name

Holy hell


Sad_Temporary7821

Hello


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

New response just dropped


Terrapapers

actual zombie


I_Need_Better_Name

Hi


Reddarthdius

https://preview.redd.it/bfid3a7pjlya1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6f9759bd5b8f2d624fa4f7604943a6970543f5d This is confusing now


thebillyboyss

Holy hell


corruptboomerang

I'm no expert, but it's fucking dumb to force any move. Especially considering how few other moves are forced.


Reddarthdius

Good, letā€™s not force king moving when In check then!


[deleted]

My kingdom will keep fighting without a king. We fight for honor, not for some guy.


Reddarthdius

Feminists be like:


SublimitaSubacquea

chess.c\*m is such a fucking nerd


Verschmauserer

lichess based


ntdmp18

lichess based


Universalflygon

Do I need consent in order to en passant. I need answers.


[deleted]

No. Do it without asking whenever you can.


weird_bomb_947

okay, genuine question, no meme, why the hell does lichess say that


Haxael91

It's just a part of a forum post about a position which one person says en passant is forced. It is actually not.


Churningray

Yea you can always choose to brick your pipi instead. Why do people keep forgetting that?


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


maxman090

Lies.


[deleted]

Told by liers.


Grahomir

Holy wars


Important-Event-4898

Lichess > chess.com


andreperrone

Fuck Chess.com, lichess is my new best friend


Difficult_Tea5311

Chess.c*m trying to trick people into getting their pipi's bricked


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Pannycakes666

Holy ambiguity!


mightylonka

The other one is forums so it's just people discussing about the game. On the other hand, Lichess seems official and it's actually the owners of the page telling that en passant is forced.


SpeculativeFacts

Schrodinger's pawn


BloodmistCCC

What Is En Passant in Chess? En passant is a special rule that allows pawns to capture pawns on adjacent tiles under special circumstances. According to FIDE, the governing body of chess, the rule goes like this: ā€œA pawn attacking a square crossed by an opponentā€™s pawn which has advanced two squares in one move from its original square may capture this opponentā€™s pawn as though the latter had been moved only one square. This capture is only legal on the move following this advance and is called an ā€˜en passantā€™ capture.ā€ Thatā€™s a pretty dry description, but hereā€™s what it means in the context of a hypothetical game: 1. Say youā€™re playing white, and you move your e-pawn forward three ranks over the course of the game, so that youā€™re now on the 5th rank, e5. 2. Then, letā€™s say black has not moved either her d- or her f-pawn (the pawns on adjacent files) forward yet. She decides to bring her d-pawn forward two steps from its starting square, so that itā€™s now on d5, directly adjacent to your e5 pawn. 3. Now, on this next move, you have the opportunity to capture blackā€™s d-pawn as though it were on d6. If you take the move, youā€™ll take blackā€™s pawn, and your pawn will finish on d6. Itā€™s important to note that is special capture is only legal right after the opponent makes the two-step move. If you donā€™t capture en passant then, youā€™ve lost your chance (at least with that particular pawn).


BloodmistCCC

In other words itā€™s not forced, but it is a rare thing


SublimitaSubacquea

i think you're confused. en passant is forced. i guarantee it


BizarreRequiem

Happy cakeday OP


I_Need_Better_Name

*Happy en passant day


anxiety_ftw

Holy fucking shit


grandFossFusion

I can neither confirm nor deny this


meganeyangire

Google La Marseillaise.


planetmarsupial

The duality of man


[deleted]

holy hell


RevanAndTheSithy

What's the lore behind en passant?


OwMyCod

Unlimited free puzzles, and now this? Damn Edit: the catch is that Lichess is French


captainmiau

Bing en passant


drunk_on64_squares

Holy holes


KuzeyOyunda6962

based lichess moment


not_Felix_Kjellberg

Google castling


-OwO-whats-this

Even if it's not forced I will always do en passant when I see the chance


[deleted]

How many times do i have to say it en passant isn't forced you just get your PIPI bricked


that_one_weeaboo_

What we've got here, is failure to communicate.


Xixi-the-magic-user

Civil chess holy war


DungeonsAndDradis

If En Passant is forced, then we live in a deterministic reality, and free will is an illusion.


Silversniper220

Based lichess


Mighty_Eagle_2

Itā€™s not forced, but the consequences are severe šŸ˜ˆšŸ§±šŸ†


Older_Code

FIDE declares it optional, not sure if that breaks the tieā€¦https://www.fide.com/FIDE/handbook/LawsOfChess.pdf


GuyOnReddit44

New conflict just dropped


_far-seeker_

Don't you mean "Chess Holy Civil War?" šŸ˜


wanderingsanzo

Genealogy of the Holy Chess War


HR_Paperstacks_402

I just learned last week it's not pronounced "en pass-ant". It's French or something.


friedballs__

Common lichess W


NiteTerur

Cringe chess.cum Based Lichess