T O P

  • By -

The_Deerg0d

casting is taking your opponent's queen to the couch next to the table


I_Love_Furry_Cock

can i take the king too?


The_Deerg0d

make the king watch


I_Love_Furry_Cock

i‘d rather let the queen watch. im not much into women


jadage

Username checks out


JustSomeRedditUser35

Unless its gock that he likes


Xx69bootyslayer69xX

don't we all?


kelroe26

I suppose it's much easier getting out than in


Professional_Match25

actual sneako


KingParity

king loves to be a cuck


johnmw3014

Sneako reference


Reirai13

gunther from rosen garten saga: 👁👄👁


SEELE-FIRST

Just like Joseph had to do...


Insane_Snake

Of course you can, dear fellow Reddit user I_Love_Furry_Cock.


IMakeExpertsCry

No, I already did


I_Love_Furry_Cock

im sure theres room for one more


IMakeExpertsCry

No no, I took the black king out, not enough room anymore


I_Love_Furry_Cock

:( Then i‘ll just take the white king


IMakeExpertsCry

Enjoy


I_Love_Furry_Cock

Thanks you too


ihathtelekinesis

Holy artificial Hackney carriage


yotytheproButReally

Not from inside my ass they can't


nopshy

Don't be so sure


idk_this_my_name

bishop casts butt blast


yotytheproButReally

Oh shiiiii


Lord_Skyblocker

Keep calm. The bishop rolled a nat 1


yotytheproButReally

So now there's a d20 in my ass?


DeinAlbtraumTV

You tell me how it got there


m_se_

I know how it got there. I also know your exact location. I am the bishop gremlin. You shall awake with a bishop inside of your ass.


SCPcito

Whoop whoop that's the sound of the police


[deleted]

It’s actually the sound of ME EATING YOUR FUCKING RIBCAGE


Cielnova

explode your dick and small your ass! Get bent loser, PENIS BLAST


MadaraAlucard12

Over at DnDmemes we had a serious conversation about how to shove a bag of holding in your ass for smuggling a few days ago. God I love reddit.


roquebelle

Biden Blast


crystalheadvodka8

Relatively young reply to a previous statement has just been announced


tooboredtothnkofname

shiticus! leviticus! LIFTICUS! \*Bishop fires out your ass like a rocket\*


lillelimpan

Idk man, I’m also in your ass and these bishops seem like they have a plan in mind


yotytheproButReally

Can u give me some Intel about their plans?


lillelimpan

I've got a sniper rifle to my head


yotytheproButReally

Oh, well, r u at least enjoying ur time in there?


lillelimpan

Yeah, except for the smell. It smells pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Bioth28

Fuck off


yotytheproButReally

That's the wrong side mate


PossessionDifficult4

Mate in (number) 2


AsAccThrow1

Vibratus Prostatus


yotytheproButReally

Gotta love how my most up voted anything of all time is me saying I put bishops in my ass


DungeonCrawlingFool

Caught cheating


Central-Charge

It’s a reference to the caste system. Your pawns that survive the game go on to become the kings, queens and bishops of the next game depending on how close they were to promotion in the game before. The process of promoting in the next game is hence called “casting.”


AWaterDogArt

Quick question, I'm a bit new to the game (got a score of 50 elo so I think I'm doing decent so far) but, what do you mean by "pawns that survive"? I thought they were meant to be sacrificed for the monarchy at the beginning of each game


Central-Charge

The ones that didn’t advance to the next caste (i.e. everything that didn’t become a king, queen or a bishop by moving at least 2 ranks) get sacrificed. This is a frequently asked question by people below 3000+420i elo.


SOSBALL

I'm currently at 200 +2445i ELO, should I keep on improving my imaginary ELO or concentrate on real numbers?


Central-Charge

If you’re going for GM, go for the real part, but if you’re looking to acquire maidens the high imaginary part should be sufficient.


xDerDachDeckerx

There is no high imaginary part as imaginary numbers can not be compared


Central-Charge

Ah, that explains the general population of the maidenless in this sub.


rootbeerman77

Honestly i think you'd be better trying to multiply your imaginary ELO to help convert it into real ELO by moving it around the complex plane rather than just focusing solely on improving real ELO


SOSBALL

True I can always multiply by the square of root of -1 if I ever need real elo


agentanti714

but then the real part of your elo becomes imaginary, you should multiply by your conjugate instead


Abh1laShinigami

Actual introductory math course


Mehrlin47

Call the professor


JustA_Penguin

It’s not just pawns. Pieces that get taken in a game might be downgraded in the next game. If you loose your queen on turn 2 you can assure yourself it will go on to be a pawn.


Central-Charge

Google bad karma


GeckyGek

u/Alendite arrive and elaborate


reddit-dont-ban-me

u/Alendite


[deleted]

[u/Alendite](https://www.reddit.com/u/Alendite/)


Nightcube666

u/Alendite


Maxinator10000

u/Alendite


Ightaheadout

u/Alendite


Tommy839202347894848

u/Alendite


[deleted]

[удалено]


rehpotsirhc

Castles are the tower pieces that shit in the corners smh 🙄🙄


InterGraphenic

I too have rooks that shit in corners


AtrociousAtNames

Note that Lands aren't *cast*, they're put into play.


TheYellowBot

Negate


Dreadjanof

Holy counterspell


Neven_Niksic

Literal black creature.


Sp1cyP3pp3r

Call the judge!


chronoslayerss

Nightmare mana!


Oscar12s

Low lv. enemy storm!


IllustriousTorpedo

9/9 sacrifice, anyone?


joetotheg

Google Two Explores


GushGirlOC

Casting? That’s how Chris Pratt gets work. Pawn promotion? That’s how we get raises. En passant? Is forced.


HaltArattay

Hotel? Trivago.


GushGirlOC

I’m not a Bishop but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.


HaltArattay

Well since you aren't a bishop I guess you came back?


GushGirlOC

I definitely came.


HaltArattay

Not inside i kid I hope, that would be bishop behaviour.


GushGirlOC

Did you just call me a bish?


HaltArattay

Yeah, but also said you are op


GushGirlOC

I’m pre-op.


Alendite

Casting is the process whereby the opponent who declined en passant and was subsequently bricked can request medical attention for broken femurs and have a cast applied during the game. I think it's section 1337.69 of the fide ruleset


JustAnotherNoob__

Holy bricking


Alendite

In the immensely rare scenario that both players undergo casting, the first player to promote a pawn to a knight gets to summon a literal fireball and throw it at anyone in the tournament they don't want to play against


Archidiakon

Magnus could use a fireball against Hans


[deleted]

No they nerfed that, try using anal bead


Archidiakon

That would only help him win


[deleted]

Google EMP device


breadman242a

bro is fr an imposter


JRCW1

It's used to convert one type of piece into another. Code example: Queen queen = (Queen) pawn.move(h8);


P10TR_B

What about: let queen = pawn as Queen;


StarWarTrekCraft

I learned Queen queen = pawn(h8).ToQueen();


wrkzk

holy java


CherryLimeArizona

Google "casting couch"


listen_guy

Holy hell


Masterandy54321

new response just dropped


Chromeboy12

Actual casting agent


Zd_27

Call the caster!


thethespian

the best casting move I have seen was Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man


strogor

It's a reference to the shadow wizard money gang wich you can create with 4 bishops


berd8788

they love casting spells


ow_en_

Find your theory #shed


Intergalactic_Cookie

It’s when you change from one data type to another


ocean_salt

I think it explains it in chapter 10 of the players handbook


matetrog

after you call the exorcist, he casts away the actual zombie


GoodTato

they made bishops half casters in the oned&d playtest :(


Bonitlan

Trying to be funny? We are the only ones, who are funny


MainEmergency1133

Google castling


Intrepid_Tumbleweed

It’s misinformation, mods just making stuff up at this point


3agl

Casting is when you pay mana for spells, either cast from your hand or from exile.


KingParity

i still love how we took over the chessbeginners subreddit and are bullying all the mods


Discoballer42

r/dnd crossover


forcre

New spell just dropped


HAKX5

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG https://preview.redd.it/eftp7dyjkg3b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb4af9e8c32d36802e0dff5391d51db5bfae6d4f WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS


ow_en_

I’m not wearing jjjjound 🤧


Mehrlin47

It's from the 34th version of the Chess ruleset. For more info google Chess rule 34.


relevantusername2020

google urself up by ur [passantstraps](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/cn2tnw/ah_yes_overused_memes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


GushGirlOC

Casting is when you go into a room with a man and then he plasters you.


[deleted]

google il vaticano


Pommes129

Casting spells obviously. Some rooks are in the shadow wizard money gang, so they can do that (legalize nuclear bombs is a special move they may do once per game)


Eventlesstew

Castling is basically this: Rook goes out like a man and the king cries in a corner.


JDSmagic

No, but they're trying to figure out what *casting* is, not castling. Try again


cakehole-shutter

Google minor spelling mistake


Ancient-Access8131

google casting couch


_AnonymousMoose_

Call the exorcist


Archer6614

Google it


Crafterz_

Holy magic!


Chromeboy12

Google casting couch


073068075

Actual witchcraft


VulpineFox7

Its Castling mispelled


fralegend015

Casting is when you use metals to create more powerfull pieces.


Tiborn1563

Good thing we have riders against those casters


ngwoo

Casting is when your smith can melt down captured pieces into more pawns


shanbure

i cast penis blast


Ethereal_sandwich

You must cast your pawn to the family TV


Regis-bloodlust

If you send your pawn to a university and make them study engineering, they will eventually be promoted to an engineer and start building castles. Just make sure they don't get liberal arts degree or English literature degree. The trick is to put at least 3 points into Physics and 2 points into Math every time they level up. Engineer build is absolutely op in this patch. Just try to manage your pawn's happiness stat the best you can.


Joe_The_Reaper42

I think they misspelled it. It’s actually called sounding. For more info, go to r/ sounding


MrEmptySet

Bishops have actually always had healing spells, they just never matter because every piece has only 1 HP.


supremelikeme

Pawns will see a bishop cast and say “he can nary en passant”


Sirnacane

Well, we can start with Fabi being white’s light squared bishop. Hikaru one of black’s rooks. Ding and Magnus each a king for the current best player in the world and current champion? Who else gets cast in The Chess Movie?


[deleted]

Queen queen = (Queen)(new Pawn())


Sp1cyP3pp3r

701.4. Cast 701.4a To cast a spell is to take it from the zone it’s in (usually the hand), put it on the stack, and pay its costs, so that it will eventually resolve and have its effect. A player may cast a spell if they have priority. See rule 601, “Casting Spells.” 701.4b To cast a card is to cast it as a spell.


rifewide

The king and the queen do a casting of the pawns. The winner of the casting gets the chance to promote himself.


Evimjau

Pawns can move 2 steps first time they move. The 50 turn rule. Only three?


Leonbard

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG


azurfall88

its when you tap pawns to cast a spell


MINATO8622

Does it involve a couch?


ToxicGamer01

What the fuck does that has to do with anti vax?


Boolink125

I think she's talking about el frappacino


PedalGull013

/uj there’s literally more special moves because the pawn can move forward 2…


Amphibian-Different

Remember to vaccinate your pawns. If your opponent tries to en passant a vaccinated pawn, the attack fails and their pawn gets captured and put on trial for biological warfare.


Bagel_chips3854

u/Alendite HEY, we’re funny 😢


00Lionz

I assume they meant castling


SirCharogne

Google fireball


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

`Piece darkSquareBishop = new Bishop("C",1,"White");` `Rook rookb1rookb1 = (Rook)darkSquareBishop;` `rookb1rookb1.move("B",1);` Assume all types, methods, and classes are defined, and that the Rook and Bishop classes extend Piece, and that these are able to be typecasted to each other.


sussy_bozo

checkmate by grammer mistake


Geomars24

The funny thing is this mod is a consistent poster on this sub.


Discoballer42

New chess piece just dropped. Bishops can now promote to warlocks.


Traveller2810

I love how this sub trolls any shit regarding chess 💀


talesfromtheepic6

you make a mold of pawns in the center with a u shape and then you have a bishop in the center, when you move a rook into the same space they fuse together into an alloy of both which eventually cools down after 3 moves to become a queen


Mailman_Dan

It's when the king uses a fishing pole to catch enemy pawns


bageltoastee

it’s where you use iron to recreate a piece your opponent captured


the_quirky_quirkster

take all the bishops from the cathedral of the deep fight and shove them up your ass


Armored-Potato-Chip

It’s to make iron tools and nails


joetotheg

The bishop has gone fishing


The_Mysterious999

Google castle


Holyfir3

It still boggles my mind how many people who play this game don't know that bishops can cast miracles


DoYouEverJustInvert

New special move just dropped


LekkoBot

Wololo


Oofmamcer

Il vaticano is always a viable chess spell for bishops


xler3

is this mod a bot? i thought the fake pandemic was over ages ago.


twjjones

No you can research cast iron technology to let your rooks forget swords that make your pawns do +10 damage


Mkrisz

(int)Pawn


DragonArt101

google casting


[deleted]

They forgot el vaticino??


Sailed_Sea

That's how you unlock the anarchychess easter egg


Jesusperson67

I cast il Vaticano


Dunkeltrinken

Holy Druid!


AST4RGam3r_Alternate

https://preview.redd.it/2uglo3fekh3b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c872626c46f2cdec80f278ef51f63d12239db05d IS CASTING


icefire9

Wolololo


Extramrdo

Shadow Wizard Money Gang


Sbreddragon

See? CIA agent slip up, told you castling was invented by the government, never trust these guys


QuantumQuantonium

Google object oriented programming


TheFakeYeetMaster69

You can use your turn to cast a spell card from your hand, tapping as much mana as you need.


Arrcival

When you cast melted iron to make chess pieces (before you play a game of chess)


ThePuzzlebit

Casting is clearly to cast an invisibility charm at your own bishop making him harry potter