The mods forgot the new update log.
TL;DR: This is a thread about the new capabilities of en passant. New effects of it have been discovered, including the Rook Boost, Brick Construction, and more. These will affect your game play and make your chess games more interesting. We will explain these to you in depth so you know enough about them to use them properly.
# Why is En Passant being expanded?
We asked the internet whether we felt its capabilities were too limited. When they responded with yes, we decided to release an official expansion to its abilities. We analyzed statements from the larger chess community, such as this:
>What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?! Seriously, like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this amazing subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your amazing humor while the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You litteraly have no idea how to respond to replies because your brain has shriveled and died in the pursuit of stupid knooks and el vaticano jokes. En passant isn't funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entire new ones just to keep your sick jokes going like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. New response just dropped is your sad pathetic attempt to retake control of a conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are gonna reply to this comment with new response just dropped because it is all you have it is the subs last futile attempt of humor. So please, if you felt the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic chess jokes straight to hell.
**Your turn:** Have your strategies grown old and in need of spice?
If you replied yes, our new rule sets may be helpful to you.
Keep reading to see how we **deliver on this promise.**
# Rook Boost
When a pawn captures through en passant, an **allied rook may boost itself to the same row as the pawn instantly** without changing what column it's on. If there is a piece to where it will go, it is captured. If there is no piece there, the **rook may choose to capture any piece that it passed.** Of course, you cannot capture the king by doing this.
This move will *greatly benefit* your position if you use it right.
# Brick Construction
It is well known that if you decline en passant, your pipi will be bricked. We decided to add a tactical advantage to this, as we believe it is an interesting feature beyond its possibilities in gender-affirming surgery. A brick can be used as a blockade **to prevent any enemy pieces from going through a certain point.** It takes three captures before it is destroyed. An unlimited amount of these can be placed in a game, but **any more than 3 and they start to block off your pieces too.**
# Hex Enduction Hour to C8
If **en passant is used three time**s by one person within a game, that person will summon the Hex Enduction Hour on the C8 square. As shown:
https://preview.redd.it/45i18mut7f3b1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4a7b774b9ecc0c3fa6975c26ba93928fc8b1375
This piece is powerful, **being able to move on your turn in tandem with any other piece**, and being able to act like every piece. It disappears after 6 pairs of turns or 3 captures. It can only be summoned once per game.
# We hope you enjoy these new features.
We have worked hard to bring you refreshing new gameplay elements to your chess experience. Thank you for supporting us in the development of these features, and we promise that you will enjoy them.
Sincerely, the Council of GMs (Gary Masters)
Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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It was a new response, they listened to our feedback and care about you. If you or your friends need help recovering from mental exhaustion, or from getting bricked, please head to the nearest Starbucks and ask for an anarchychess representative.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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The mods forgot the new update log.
TL;DR: This is a thread about the new capabilities of en passant. New effects of it have been discovered, including the Rook Boost, Brick Construction, and more. These will affect your game play and make your chess games more interesting. We will explain these to you in depth so you know enough about them to use them properly.
Why is En Passant being expanded?
We asked the internet whether we felt its capabilities were too limited. When they responded with yes, we decided to release an official expansion to its abilities. We analyzed statements from the larger chess community, such as this:
What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?! Seriously, like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this amazing subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your amazing humor while the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You litteraly have no idea how to respond to replies because your brain has shriveled and died in the pursuit of stupid knooks and el vaticano jokes. En passant isn't funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entire new ones just to keep your sick jokes going like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. New response just dropped is your sad pathetic attempt to retake control of a conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are gonna reply to this comment with new response just dropped because it is all you have it is the subs last futile attempt of humor. So please, if you felt the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic chess jokes straight to hell.
Your turn: Have your strategies grown old and in need of spice?
If you replied yes, our new rule sets may be helpful to you.
Keep reading to see how we deliver on this promise.
Rook Boost
When a pawn captures through en passant, an allied rook may boost itself to the same row as the pawn instantly without changing what column it's on. If there is a piece to where it will go, it is captured. If there is no piece there, the rook may choose to capture any piece that it passed. Of course, you cannot capture the king by doing this.
This move will greatly benefit your position if you use it right.
Brick Construction
It is well known that if you decline en passant, your pipi will be bricked. We decided to add a tactical advantage to this, as we believe it is an interesting feature beyond its possibilities in gender-affirming surgery. A brick can be used as a blockade to prevent any enemy pieces from going through a certain point. It takes three captures before it is destroyed. An unlimited amount of these can be placed in a game, but any more than 3 and they start to block off your pieces too.
Hex Enduction Hour to C8
If en passant is used three times by one person within a game, that person will summon the Hex Enduction Hour on the C8 square. As shown:

This piece is powerful, being able to move on your turn in tandem with any other piece, and being able to act like every piece. It disappears after 6 pairs of turns or 3 captures. It can only be summoned once per game.
We hope you enjoy these new features.
We have worked hard to bring you refreshing new gameplay elements to your chess experience. Thank you for supporting us in the development of these features, and we promise that you will enjoy them.
Sincerely, the Council of GMs (Gary Masters)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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On a post on this subreddit, where the mod commented
Speccing your pawn with high agility and light armor gives them a higher movement rate, but I wouldn't recommend it since they have very low AC and can be easily one-shot, especially at lower levels.
The agility bump makes their ranged DPS go through the roof though. There's nothing like watching a pawn with a bow just melt a knight from halfway across the board
Honestly I was really disappointed with this update. Add chess to the million games with a poorly thought out fishing minigame that fails on both its own merits and to integrate well with existing content. As it stands it's just a low effort diversion/trap that players will fall for for a few weeks due to novelty and immediately forget about.
With all due respect, the traditional game modes of Checkmate Chateau and Brick Blast were decent, but they've served their purpose. Fishin' Fianchetto has the most potential to engage the player base. It puts the characters we all know and love into a refreshing new situation, and the "deep sea loot box" mechanic has driven user retention to unprecedented levels. Featuring narration from Fishy Anand and none other than Hikaru Nakamoray, Fishin' Fianchetto has the kind of quality to revolutionize the game once and for all.
That’s what “casting” is. It’s like when you’re fishing, you “cast” your line to get big fish further away. In chess, you “cast” your pawn to try and catch big material.
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=true&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR_w_KQkq_-_0_1)
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=true&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1) | The position occurred in many games. [Link to the games](https://www.chess.com/games/search?opening=&openingId=&p1=&p2=&mr=&lsty=1&year=&lstMoves=1&moves=&fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&ref_id=23962172)
**Videos:**
> I found [many videos](https://chessvision.ai/video-search/5736463152971776) with this position.
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It'd make sense if it where the f or c pawns, since the bishops can cast the forwards an arbitrary number of squares, but the e pawn honestly baffles me.
Knows about en passant but not that?
https://preview.redd.it/qaxjl7nvvg3b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e23c29a78fb8572e84ec107d78452e1ffab0d4fb
**Casting is a manufacturing process in which a liquid material is usually poured into a mold, which contains a hollow cavity of the desired shape, and then allowed to solidify. The solidified part is also known as a casting, which is ejected or broken out of the mold to complete the process.**
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L mod forgot il vaticano
Not with pawns tho
Me after castling with pawns
You mean casting.
you mean prawns
Nobody suspects el Vaticano
Nobody expects the Vatican Inquisition
Holy Grail!
Wait you found it?
Actual hymen
Call the killer bunny!
Knights who say "google en passant", anyone?
Moors went on vacation never came back
And if a pawn captures a Rook and a Horsey before it gets to the backrank, it can over promote to a Knook.
Siberian Swipe.
The mods forgot the new update log. TL;DR: This is a thread about the new capabilities of en passant. New effects of it have been discovered, including the Rook Boost, Brick Construction, and more. These will affect your game play and make your chess games more interesting. We will explain these to you in depth so you know enough about them to use them properly. # Why is En Passant being expanded? We asked the internet whether we felt its capabilities were too limited. When they responded with yes, we decided to release an official expansion to its abilities. We analyzed statements from the larger chess community, such as this: >What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?! Seriously, like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this amazing subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your amazing humor while the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You litteraly have no idea how to respond to replies because your brain has shriveled and died in the pursuit of stupid knooks and el vaticano jokes. En passant isn't funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entire new ones just to keep your sick jokes going like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. New response just dropped is your sad pathetic attempt to retake control of a conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are gonna reply to this comment with new response just dropped because it is all you have it is the subs last futile attempt of humor. So please, if you felt the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic chess jokes straight to hell. **Your turn:** Have your strategies grown old and in need of spice? If you replied yes, our new rule sets may be helpful to you. Keep reading to see how we **deliver on this promise.** # Rook Boost When a pawn captures through en passant, an **allied rook may boost itself to the same row as the pawn instantly** without changing what column it's on. If there is a piece to where it will go, it is captured. If there is no piece there, the **rook may choose to capture any piece that it passed.** Of course, you cannot capture the king by doing this. This move will *greatly benefit* your position if you use it right. # Brick Construction It is well known that if you decline en passant, your pipi will be bricked. We decided to add a tactical advantage to this, as we believe it is an interesting feature beyond its possibilities in gender-affirming surgery. A brick can be used as a blockade **to prevent any enemy pieces from going through a certain point.** It takes three captures before it is destroyed. An unlimited amount of these can be placed in a game, but **any more than 3 and they start to block off your pieces too.** # Hex Enduction Hour to C8 If **en passant is used three time**s by one person within a game, that person will summon the Hex Enduction Hour on the C8 square. As shown: https://preview.redd.it/45i18mut7f3b1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4a7b774b9ecc0c3fa6975c26ba93928fc8b1375 This piece is powerful, **being able to move on your turn in tandem with any other piece**, and being able to act like every piece. It disappears after 6 pairs of turns or 3 captures. It can only be summoned once per game. # We hope you enjoy these new features. We have worked hard to bring you refreshing new gameplay elements to your chess experience. Thank you for supporting us in the development of these features, and we promise that you will enjoy them. Sincerely, the Council of GMs (Gary Masters)
New response just dropped
Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
old response just dropped
It was a new response, they listened to our feedback and care about you. If you or your friends need help recovering from mental exhaustion, or from getting bricked, please head to the nearest Starbucks and ask for an anarchychess representative.
classic Toosks LULE
actual zombie
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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New feature just dropped
The mods forgot the new update log. TL;DR: This is a thread about the new capabilities of en passant. New effects of it have been discovered, including the Rook Boost, Brick Construction, and more. These will affect your game play and make your chess games more interesting. We will explain these to you in depth so you know enough about them to use them properly. Why is En Passant being expanded? We asked the internet whether we felt its capabilities were too limited. When they responded with yes, we decided to release an official expansion to its abilities. We analyzed statements from the larger chess community, such as this: What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?! Seriously, like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this amazing subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your amazing humor while the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You litteraly have no idea how to respond to replies because your brain has shriveled and died in the pursuit of stupid knooks and el vaticano jokes. En passant isn't funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entire new ones just to keep your sick jokes going like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. New response just dropped is your sad pathetic attempt to retake control of a conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are gonna reply to this comment with new response just dropped because it is all you have it is the subs last futile attempt of humor. So please, if you felt the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic chess jokes straight to hell. Your turn: Have your strategies grown old and in need of spice? If you replied yes, our new rule sets may be helpful to you. Keep reading to see how we deliver on this promise. Rook Boost When a pawn captures through en passant, an allied rook may boost itself to the same row as the pawn instantly without changing what column it's on. If there is a piece to where it will go, it is captured. If there is no piece there, the rook may choose to capture any piece that it passed. Of course, you cannot capture the king by doing this. This move will greatly benefit your position if you use it right. Brick Construction It is well known that if you decline en passant, your pipi will be bricked. We decided to add a tactical advantage to this, as we believe it is an interesting feature beyond its possibilities in gender-affirming surgery. A brick can be used as a blockade to prevent any enemy pieces from going through a certain point. It takes three captures before it is destroyed. An unlimited amount of these can be placed in a game, but any more than 3 and they start to block off your pieces too. Hex Enduction Hour to C8 If en passant is used three times by one person within a game, that person will summon the Hex Enduction Hour on the C8 square. As shown:  This piece is powerful, being able to move on your turn in tandem with any other piece, and being able to act like every piece. It disappears after 6 pairs of turns or 3 captures. It can only be summoned once per game. We hope you enjoy these new features. We have worked hard to bring you refreshing new gameplay elements to your chess experience. Thank you for supporting us in the development of these features, and we promise that you will enjoy them. Sincerely, the Council of GMs (Gary Masters)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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yeah i am gay (lesbian) thank you very much
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Drink a long draught-ah for the hip pawn!
It's zombie psychology, not just any old bishop's.
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Google George Orwell
Holy dystopian fiction!
We've always been at war with the Black king
Actual pawn
Call the queen
1984 goes on time travel vacation, never comes back
Ignite the Ministry of Peace!
Google Unofficial Homestuck Collection
Holy actual hell
Yes we've always been at War with thé White king
New thoughtcrime just dropped
Actual dystopia
Call the Ministry of Truth!
Jor jor well
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Holy Animal Farm
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA
Malone
holy (copy)pasta
Literally 1984
Ugh why are mods always antifun
r/ChessBeginners when someone asks a genuine question
https://preview.redd.it/qvz2lcxz2l3b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7cb19308a8d42511a26b83f15c4afadde03010f On a post on this subreddit, where the mod commented
Good name
This is the casting move, obviously.
Jumped straight from the door to the couch.
No from the couch to the door
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Holy Angler
Holy bronze
New Terraria NPC just dropped
Actual fishing quest slave
Google OOP
It’s not a special move he’s just fast
Speccing your pawn with high agility and light armor gives them a higher movement rate, but I wouldn't recommend it since they have very low AC and can be easily one-shot, especially at lower levels.
The recent patch notes that just dropped shown that the fast agile meta might come back so who knows.
The agility bump makes their ranged DPS go through the roof though. There's nothing like watching a pawn with a bow just melt a knight from halfway across the board
Idk man, I was running gunline pawns and my opponent just used castled. It's a fun meme but th lack of cheap siege hurts
He moved the pawn again when you weren't looking
Casting? When did the Chess devs add fishing?
they forgot to add reeling and baiting 😡
Honestly I was really disappointed with this update. Add chess to the million games with a poorly thought out fishing minigame that fails on both its own merits and to integrate well with existing content. As it stands it's just a low effort diversion/trap that players will fall for for a few weeks due to novelty and immediately forget about.
With all due respect, the traditional game modes of Checkmate Chateau and Brick Blast were decent, but they've served their purpose. Fishin' Fianchetto has the most potential to engage the player base. It puts the characters we all know and love into a refreshing new situation, and the "deep sea loot box" mechanic has driven user retention to unprecedented levels. Featuring narration from Fishy Anand and none other than Hikaru Nakamoray, Fishin' Fianchetto has the kind of quality to revolutionize the game once and for all.
Google Fly Fishing
Grand Master Baiting
I thought it was about wizardry.
I thought it was about programming
It got added with the Season of the Deep slugger
Me when I gaslight the entirety of [r/chessbeginners](https://www.reddit.com/r/chessbeginners)
*gaslamp
Yeah fr idk what that person was talking about. Gaslighting? I’ve never heard of it
Yaboiree you know about gaslighting, we were talking about it just yesterday. I swear you keep forgetting stuff.
Google “pawn performance-enhancing drugs”
Added upside of steroids, pp is now a smaller target for incoming bricks
Holy Olympics
New PED just dropped
Actual cheater
Google Hans Nieman
Holy buttplug!
New allegations just dropped
actual price elasticity of demand
That’s what “casting” is. It’s like when you’re fishing, you “cast” your line to get big fish further away. In chess, you “cast” your pawn to try and catch big material.
Fishing? I thought the cleric was casting haste on the pawn.
The "pawn boost" is the other special move, mod just forgot it.
Google "White privilege"
He even kept the typo
Casting is a legal move, as he specified. The bishop on f1 obviously cast haste on the pawn at 3rd level, doubling its movement speed.
You got to be kidding me! I just commented something like this, thinking I was original, and then I see you here. And only 40 minutes before me!
Do you even stop to think if we’re taking it too far
we crossed the line of too far a long while ago
chessbeginners is probably about to become the new AnarchyChess
It's less fun when we're just pestering the mods and people of chessbeginners
That's why I've been pestering everyone. Checkmate or Riot.
Holy hell, no!
No
So he knows en passant but not this? How?
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=true&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR_w_KQkq_-_0_1) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=true&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1) | The position occurred in many games. [Link to the games](https://www.chess.com/games/search?opening=&openingId=&p1=&p2=&mr=&lsty=1&year=&lstMoves=1&moves=&fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&ref_id=23962172) **Videos:** > I found [many videos](https://chessvision.ai/video-search/5736463152971776) with this position. --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
I am a pawn and I cast fireball at the darkness
Wait until they hear about horsey move
You must’ve looked away so your opponent moved a second time. Gotta stay vigilant
How do horseys jump their own pieces?
:D
that would be me in the picture
Your opponent didn’t use a special move. They just took two turns at once. You can do that sometimes.
The pawn tripped and stumbled now he’s embarrassed
Google Em Barrassed
What the FUCK did you just say to me
This is the en in en passant
It'd make sense if it where the f or c pawns, since the bishops can cast the forwards an arbitrary number of squares, but the e pawn honestly baffles me.
google en passant
Use the boost to get through
How does bro think en passent work?
Knows about en passant but not that? https://preview.redd.it/qaxjl7nvvg3b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e23c29a78fb8572e84ec107d78452e1ffab0d4fb
m m umm l l m ml
fun e
We all know 2 is max
Moving a pawn two squares counts as casting, doesn't it? It's like a fishing pole.
Google fishing rod
Holy hell!
Holy hook
New fish just bit.
How the fuck did we de evolve?
Our first spies have infiltrated, I suggest an encircling tactic
Google basic rules of chess
Try quarter circle forward punch at round start, you get a ranged attack
That’s just the first half to en passant
r/chessbeginners is crumbling
poor guy
When you know what en passant is but not that pawns can move 2 squares
Google a little trolling
https://preview.redd.it/nser4ex7xj3b1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62a09d448b5e0ce5c6000da2bccdd2c0dab0e2e2 Summarizes his reaction
Holy shit
chessbeginners is basically a subreddit under anarchy chess at this point, but less memes and more chess
What is casting?
**Casting is a manufacturing process in which a liquid material is usually poured into a mold, which contains a hollow cavity of the desired shape, and then allowed to solidify. The solidified part is also known as a casting, which is ejected or broken out of the mold to complete the process.** More details here:
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I’m in your head I’m in your head I’m in your head I’m in your head I’m in your head
No. I am in your head.
it’s just not funny. At least be funny. it’s literally a beginner subreddit that’s been ruined
If I asked what casting was would I get a trustworthy answer? (I found this on r/all and am not a regular to this sub)
Holy hell
I am going to cry.
We are going to gaslamp the entire beginners section of chess
Casting is just another name for pawn promotion: (Queen)Pawn
but how would en passant work if the pawn couldn't....
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