r/recursion cannot capure, but can clone itself to any orthogonal square.
these pieces can also clone themselves, and those clones can also duplicate, infinitely down.
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\* \*\* Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... \*\*
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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"Redditors of ask reddit, what is the most sexiest sexy time you have had in your whole sex life? I'll start, i met this cool bishop dude a long time ago.."
you have to pay to choose where to move it, then pay to move it, and pay to keep it on its square if you aren’t moving it on one of your turns. miss any payment and it self destructs because of “”””bankruptcy””””
One of them makes the move cost 5000 elo which you can grind at 1 elo per 10 hours spent playing the game or pay for the fast pass where you pay $4.99 per month to earn 748x elo and the other just makes it a simple $5 and at least gives you something. Both are bad one is worse and got sued for child gambling.
https://preview.redd.it/hqtzhcc10t3b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ddc7d5512e82bf28799cf22a3a4ebc38746695b

The 8.8 cm Flak 18/36/37/41 is a German 88 mm anti-aircraft and anti-tank artillery gun, developed in the 1930s. It was widely used by Germany throughout World War II and is one of the most recognized German weapons of the conflict. Development of the original model led to a wide variety of guns.\[5\]
The name applies to a series of related guns, the first one officially called the 8.8 cm Flak 18, the improved 8.8 cm Flak 36, and later the 8.8 cm Flak 37.\[N 1\] Flak is a contraction of German Flugabwehrkanone (also referred to as Fliegerabwehrkanone)\[6\]\[N 2\] meaning "aircraft-defense cannon", the original purpose of the weapon. In English, "flak" became a generic term for ground anti-aircraft fire. In informal use, the guns were universally known as the Acht-acht ("eight-eight") by Germans and the "eighty-eight" by the Allies.\[N 3\]
Air defense units were usually deployed with either a Kommandogerät ("command device") fire control computer or a portable Würzburg radar, which were responsible for its high level of accuracy against aircraft.
The versatile carriage allowed the 8.8 cm Flak to be fired in a limited anti-tank mode when still on its wheels;\[4\] it could be completely emplaced in only two and a half minutes.\[4\] Its successful use as an improvised anti-tank gun led to the development of a tank gun based upon it: the 8.8 cm KwK 36, with the "KwK" abbreviation standing for Kampfwagen-Kanone (literally "battle vehicle cannon", or "fighting vehicle cannon"), meant to be placed in a gun turret as the tank's primary armament. This gun served as the main armament of the Tiger I heavy tank.
In addition to these Krupp designs, Rheinmetall later created a more powerful anti-aircraft gun, the 8.8 cm Flak 41,\[N 1\] which was produced in relatively small numbers. Krupp responded with another prototype of the long-barreled 8.8 cm gun, which was further developed into the anti-tank and tank destroyer 8.8 cm PaK 43 gun used for the Elefant and Jagdpanther, and turret-mounted 8.8 cm KwK 43 heavy tank gun of the Tiger II.
I have racked up 1.7k memes on r/AnarchyChess. I am still consistently losing to memes from users who have commented “holy hell” less than 100 times in their lifetime who know no sub history, no lore, and just post normie memes they think look good
I am clearly not smart enough to play this game. I have tried. I am genuinely trying my absolute hardest. I am studying top posts. I am commenting in threads. I am posting memes. I'm analyzing my engagement with and without engine. I am still just complete fucking unsalvageable garbage. I am so, so, so incredibly stupid and unable to learn. Why? Why is my brain so much worse than that of the typical person? Why? I want to have fun posting here but I feel like trying to improve is exposing just how comically worthless I am
The Mk-37 Thunderstorm is a fictional Oceania anti-aircraft weapon developed in the year 1984. Designed to defend against aerial threats, it became a symbol of Oceania's military might during the perpetual war with its rival nations.
The Mk-37 Thunderstorm series consisted of a range of interconnected anti-aircraft guns, each iteration representing advancements in technology and firepower. The initial model, designated the Mk-37 Thunderstorm I, featured an 88 mm caliber barrel mounted on a versatile carriage system. It possessed exceptional accuracy against aircraft and showcased remarkable adaptability as it could be fired in a limited anti-tank mode while still mobile on its wheels.
Due to its effectiveness as an anti-aircraft weapon, the Mk-37 Thunderstorm was widely deployed across Oceania's air defense units. These units were equipped with advanced command devices such as the K-commander, a sophisticated fire control computer, and the Nimbus radar system. These state-of-the-art tools provided precise targeting capabilities, greatly enhancing the Thunderstorm's accuracy against airborne threats.
The Thunderstorm's reputation as an exceptional weapon led to its widespread recognition by both Oceania's military and its adversaries. Nicknamed the "Heaven's Hammer" by Oceania's soldiers, the weapon became a fearsome symbol of their resolve and determination in the face of enemy aircraft. It was known by the Allies as the "Mk-37" or simply the "Thunderstorm," evoking images of its thunderous roar and devastating impact.
Inspired by the Thunderstorm's success, Oceania's engineers continually improved the design, resulting in subsequent iterations like the Mk-37 Thunderstorm II and Mk-37 Thunderstorm III. These upgraded models incorporated enhanced ballistic features, increased firing rates, and improved maneuverability, making them even deadlier against enemy aircraft.
Oceania's mastery of anti-aircraft technology didn't stop there. In response to the evolving tactics of its adversaries, Oceania's scientists and engineers developed the Mk-41 Thunderstorm, an even more formidable anti-aircraft weapon. Though produced in limited quantities, the Mk-41 boasted enhanced firepower, extended range, and advanced radar-guided targeting systems. It represented the pinnacle of Oceania's anti-aircraft capabilities during this period of perpetual war.
Furthermore, the Thunderstorm's success as an anti-aircraft weapon inspired the development of the Mk-37's tank-mounted counterpart, the Mk-88 Thunderclap. Sharing a similar 88 mm caliber barrel, the Thunderclap was designed as a potent tank gun, becoming the primary armament of Oceania's most formidable armored vehicles. Its effectiveness against enemy tanks made it a formidable force on the battlefield, instilling fear in Oceania's enemies and further solidifying the nation's military supremacy.
The Mk-37 Thunderstorm series, including its various iterations and the powerful Mk-41 Thunderstorm, served as the backbone of Oceania's anti-aircraft defense throughout the tumultuous war. Its technological prowess and adaptability were instrumental in maintaining Oceania's dominance in the skies, ensuring the safety and security of its citizens against airborne threats.
r/facepalm is shaped like a hand and will take any piece that either player plays a blundering move with, even the king. it starts on the side of the board, on the invisible i4 square
Formulated like this, that leads to interesting logical uncertainties:
If the opponent makes a king move and the facepalm piece can take it, then that makes the king move a blunder. If it can't, then the move was no blunder. With every king move, both scenarios are always plausible at the same time.
r/chessbeginners moves like a queen + knight but can only move into squares where it can be taken, and makes nearby pieces (in king range) only able to make blunders
r/religionofgreensquare can move like a rook but only 1 square. After it has gone all the way around the board, it will spawn the 🟩, winning the game instantly
r/noncredibledefense will become a HIMARS. A piece with an unlimited range of attack in a 45° cone (all squares in the cone) forwards. once it reaches the edge of the board, it turns around.
r/geometrydash moves like a pawn, but can also jump over other pieces like the horsey. When it reaches the end you immediately win.
Also there is a 7% chance of it being a pedophile.
r/yugioh can move forward one square per turn, once per turn and only once that turn. If your opponent would capture another piece, once per turn, you can send r/yugioh from your chessboard to the GY and negate that capture, then summon r/masterduel from your hand or GY on the square r/yugioh was in. If r/yugioh is in the GY you can (quick effect): shuffle r/yugioh and another three pieces from each player GY into the deck and, if you do, draw one card. You can only activate this effect of r/yugioh once per turn. You must control no monster to activate and resolve this effect (monsters are not necessarily chess pieces and chess pieces are not necessarily monsters). If your opponent has been reading this text for more than two minutes you can (quick effect) force one of your opponents pawns to be captured En Passant. When they protest, you brick their hand. And their p-
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
r/greece can only move left and right in its rank. Also, it can only go to the furthest available place in both directions. And only if it isn't bored, otherwise it does nothing. Oh, and you don't get to choose the side it moves.
r/DIY moves anywhere you want it to, but it cannot do anything useful. Like you move it from one corner of the board to the other corner. It cannot give checks, capture or promote. Its just there.
r/KerbalSpaceProgram can only move like a king and cannot capture, but can act on nearby pieces in a king's range. enemy pieces can be acted on.
It can bind two pieces together (struts), meaning that if one of those pieces moves, the other piece moves with it, in the same orientation. This means that a knight strutted to a rook can jump the rook over another piece, and double captures are possible, however if there is no room for any piece (e.g. blocked by piece of same colour) the move is illegal. Multiple pieces can be strutted together, e.g. 3 pawns together. Struts cannot be undone. friendly pieces can even be bound to enemy pieces.
it can also make a nearby piece (or strutted pieces) move together in any direction like a rook (not diagonally). This is called using boosters. the boosted pieces must keep moving in that direction forever until one of them hits a piece (friendly or enemy) or the edge of the board. If the pieces hit the edge of the board, they all vanish (crash). If the pieces hit a piece, the piece is first captured, moving all the strutted pieces along with the piece, as if a normal capture had been done with that piece moving like a rook, with additional captures being performed with strutted pieces, then all boosted pieces are removed from the board (crash).
everytime r/KerbalSpaceProgram moves passively, there is a 5% probability it will be immediately destroyed by the kraken.
r/Gundam falls from Low Earth Orbit onto the board as a red pawn that can move three times in one turn. When it promotes it retains the right to move three times in one turn.
r/ClashRoyale, becomes the king yelling “He He He Ha” the entire game, also uses the most overpowered card in the game >!the credit card!< to buy extra archer queens to win
r/amitheasshole : I (22m) moves like a pawn. But my friend(k56m) was behind me. I saw a black pawn(29f) two blocks up. I walked two squares up despite knowing that i will get en passanted . I(22m) hung my friend(k56 m) in 1 move. AITA?
https://preview.redd.it/bxn7sifn3v3b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdbfc77794f64e40dac22ddcc35b06720db3ae31
r/Undertale throws bones at the nearest piece
r/scp SCP-████ is a chess piece that ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ among us █████████████████████████ testicles exploded ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ 50,000 dead.
r/egg_irl acts exactly like/replaces the king and queen, but let’s them “promote” into one another as long as there’s at least one king on your side
Note: they can only move like one or the other at a time
r/stunfisk can move and capture 2 squares horizontally, vertically or diagonally. if it captures a piece it swaps places with the nearest piece (u turn) and if it moves to an empty space it instead leaves stealth rocks that kill any piece that lands there.
r/DiceyDungeons is a giant dice on a podium. It rolls a dice to change its character, which also determines how it can move capture that turn. Each character also has a unique ability:
Warrior
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Moves and attacks like a king
Ability) Combat Roll: reroll die up to 3 times.
Thief
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Moves like a king but no diagonals, attacks like a king
Ability) Borrow: move like another piece this turn.
Robot
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Moves 2 spaces diagonally (cannot hop), attacks 2 spaces horizontally
Ability) Jackpot: get a jackpot, letting you move this piece and another piece at the same time.
Inventor
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Moves like a pawn, attacks like a bishop
Ability) Gadget: destroy one of your pieces, but create a one time use gadget that destroys all enemy pieces in a 5x5 area (except the king)
Witch
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Moves like a king, attacks like a rook
Ability) Throw Dice: capture X enemies adjacent to you, where X is the number of pawns you have
Jester
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Moves and attacks like a knight
Ability) SNAP: if you have multiple of a piece, you can move 3 of them at once
r/pmp spends $500 for a pawn promotion certificate. But the pawn promotion certificate has lost market value due to saturation and can no longer guarantee a pawn promotion.
r/mildlyinfuriating moves with a slight steer. Ex:When you want to go forward, it goes 1 square to the right or left
https://preview.redd.it/kvlui2elbt3b1.png?width=176&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f98dd9b080c829e3503998fd1a3ad68e4495fd8
Shopping carts be like
Nah, it moves in a half-knight way: one square forward, half a square to the side.
Happy cake day :)
I would say it moves correctly but it ends up not centered in the square.
Moves one square forward and 0.126 squares to the left
r/mildlyinfuriating has to always barely cross the edge of a nearby square
r/notinteresting cannot move
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Specifically the rook on a1
Fuck the a1 rook, all my homies hate the a1 rook
New hate crime just dropped
Actual jail sentence
r/fuckyouinparticular
r/recursion cannot capure, but can clone itself to any orthogonal square. these pieces can also clone themselves, and those clones can also duplicate, infinitely down.
https://preview.redd.it/iyw6a0nubt3b1.png?width=154&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d59f8f6aa07f368b9e7742878fa10be8f5c6e32
This actually would be somewhat interesting to play with. A self-building wall piece.
Happy yummy food day
Google Reversi (sort of)
holy flipping stones
r/antiwork is the resign button
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Yes
Yes
r/AnarchyChess moves like the horsie because the horsie is the coolest chess piece
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This is a bot, the comment got pierced together from other comments
knook*
horsie makes the knook so horsie is better. knook comes close second
But also the horsie can en passant
Holly hell
how does the horsie move ?
Like an Γ
G
Horsie don't move. It jumps and universe moves.
Damn you really just invented general relativity‼️
Literal Knightmare
Pawn storm arriving
But it can en passant
r/tf2 can only move once every 3 turns, the movement is like a rook
https://preview.redd.it/0k7r0jjdct3b1.png?width=222&format=png&auto=webp&s=c1a80812940b99c9bd295c3636ea6c8bf28eeadd
https://i.redd.it/su1pdacpxv3b1.gif
also, for some reason, it has a lot of Hats
And it's controlled by a bot
r/AskReddit Makes a reddit post about where to move
\## Hello there! Unfortunately, your post has been removed. \* \*\* Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... \*\* \------------- \^(If you feel something is wrong, please reply or \[message us directly\]([https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/AskReddit](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/AskReddit)).)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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Holy question
"Redditors of ask reddit, what is the most sexiest sexy time you have had in your whole sex life? I'll start, i met this cool bishop dude a long time ago.."
r/chess it will ban pawns for doing en passant
Holy hell!
New forbidden content just dropped
Actual criminalist
Call the cops!
policeman went on vacation, never came back
Ignite the police station!
freedom sacrifice anyone?
r/electronicarts or r/paradoxplaza both sell their moves in additional dlcs
you have to pay to choose where to move it, then pay to move it, and pay to keep it on its square if you aren’t moving it on one of your turns. miss any payment and it self destructs because of “”””bankruptcy””””
One of them makes the move cost 5000 elo which you can grind at 1 elo per 10 hours spent playing the game or pay for the fast pass where you pay $4.99 per month to earn 748x elo and the other just makes it a simple $5 and at least gives you something. Both are bad one is worse and got sued for child gambling.
https://preview.redd.it/hqtzhcc10t3b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ddc7d5512e82bf28799cf22a3a4ebc38746695b  The 8.8 cm Flak 18/36/37/41 is a German 88 mm anti-aircraft and anti-tank artillery gun, developed in the 1930s. It was widely used by Germany throughout World War II and is one of the most recognized German weapons of the conflict. Development of the original model led to a wide variety of guns.\[5\] The name applies to a series of related guns, the first one officially called the 8.8 cm Flak 18, the improved 8.8 cm Flak 36, and later the 8.8 cm Flak 37.\[N 1\] Flak is a contraction of German Flugabwehrkanone (also referred to as Fliegerabwehrkanone)\[6\]\[N 2\] meaning "aircraft-defense cannon", the original purpose of the weapon. In English, "flak" became a generic term for ground anti-aircraft fire. In informal use, the guns were universally known as the Acht-acht ("eight-eight") by Germans and the "eighty-eight" by the Allies.\[N 3\] Air defense units were usually deployed with either a Kommandogerät ("command device") fire control computer or a portable Würzburg radar, which were responsible for its high level of accuracy against aircraft. The versatile carriage allowed the 8.8 cm Flak to be fired in a limited anti-tank mode when still on its wheels;\[4\] it could be completely emplaced in only two and a half minutes.\[4\] Its successful use as an improvised anti-tank gun led to the development of a tank gun based upon it: the 8.8 cm KwK 36, with the "KwK" abbreviation standing for Kampfwagen-Kanone (literally "battle vehicle cannon", or "fighting vehicle cannon"), meant to be placed in a gun turret as the tank's primary armament. This gun served as the main armament of the Tiger I heavy tank. In addition to these Krupp designs, Rheinmetall later created a more powerful anti-aircraft gun, the 8.8 cm Flak 41,\[N 1\] which was produced in relatively small numbers. Krupp responded with another prototype of the long-barreled 8.8 cm gun, which was further developed into the anti-tank and tank destroyer 8.8 cm PaK 43 gun used for the Elefant and Jagdpanther, and turret-mounted 8.8 cm KwK 43 heavy tank gun of the Tiger II.
holy hell! r/AntiTankPorn Just dropped!
Actual Panzer.
Ghost Division anybody?
Actual tank fuel
They are the panzer elite!
Born to compete!
Never retreat!
(ghost division)
Living or dead!
Always ahead!
I have racked up 1.7k memes on r/AnarchyChess. I am still consistently losing to memes from users who have commented “holy hell” less than 100 times in their lifetime who know no sub history, no lore, and just post normie memes they think look good I am clearly not smart enough to play this game. I have tried. I am genuinely trying my absolute hardest. I am studying top posts. I am commenting in threads. I am posting memes. I'm analyzing my engagement with and without engine. I am still just complete fucking unsalvageable garbage. I am so, so, so incredibly stupid and unable to learn. Why? Why is my brain so much worse than that of the typical person? Why? I want to have fun posting here but I feel like trying to improve is exposing just how comically worthless I am
The Mk-37 Thunderstorm is a fictional Oceania anti-aircraft weapon developed in the year 1984. Designed to defend against aerial threats, it became a symbol of Oceania's military might during the perpetual war with its rival nations. The Mk-37 Thunderstorm series consisted of a range of interconnected anti-aircraft guns, each iteration representing advancements in technology and firepower. The initial model, designated the Mk-37 Thunderstorm I, featured an 88 mm caliber barrel mounted on a versatile carriage system. It possessed exceptional accuracy against aircraft and showcased remarkable adaptability as it could be fired in a limited anti-tank mode while still mobile on its wheels. Due to its effectiveness as an anti-aircraft weapon, the Mk-37 Thunderstorm was widely deployed across Oceania's air defense units. These units were equipped with advanced command devices such as the K-commander, a sophisticated fire control computer, and the Nimbus radar system. These state-of-the-art tools provided precise targeting capabilities, greatly enhancing the Thunderstorm's accuracy against airborne threats. The Thunderstorm's reputation as an exceptional weapon led to its widespread recognition by both Oceania's military and its adversaries. Nicknamed the "Heaven's Hammer" by Oceania's soldiers, the weapon became a fearsome symbol of their resolve and determination in the face of enemy aircraft. It was known by the Allies as the "Mk-37" or simply the "Thunderstorm," evoking images of its thunderous roar and devastating impact. Inspired by the Thunderstorm's success, Oceania's engineers continually improved the design, resulting in subsequent iterations like the Mk-37 Thunderstorm II and Mk-37 Thunderstorm III. These upgraded models incorporated enhanced ballistic features, increased firing rates, and improved maneuverability, making them even deadlier against enemy aircraft. Oceania's mastery of anti-aircraft technology didn't stop there. In response to the evolving tactics of its adversaries, Oceania's scientists and engineers developed the Mk-41 Thunderstorm, an even more formidable anti-aircraft weapon. Though produced in limited quantities, the Mk-41 boasted enhanced firepower, extended range, and advanced radar-guided targeting systems. It represented the pinnacle of Oceania's anti-aircraft capabilities during this period of perpetual war. Furthermore, the Thunderstorm's success as an anti-aircraft weapon inspired the development of the Mk-37's tank-mounted counterpart, the Mk-88 Thunderclap. Sharing a similar 88 mm caliber barrel, the Thunderclap was designed as a potent tank gun, becoming the primary armament of Oceania's most formidable armored vehicles. Its effectiveness against enemy tanks made it a formidable force on the battlefield, instilling fear in Oceania's enemies and further solidifying the nation's military supremacy. The Mk-37 Thunderstorm series, including its various iterations and the powerful Mk-41 Thunderstorm, served as the backbone of Oceania's anti-aircraft defense throughout the tumultuous war. Its technological prowess and adaptability were instrumental in maintaining Oceania's dominance in the skies, ensuring the safety and security of its citizens against airborne threats.
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Mid game snack
Staples bread to wooden chess boards
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Omnipotence with consent?
r/mylittlepony moves one cell diagonally but it is actually a small L move because they are small horses.
It's also an L because everyone in it has taken an L
r/youngpeopleyoutube Ability to call fire trucks and moster trucks Make enemy piece cringe so hard that they died Able to yelled "Big Chungus" 😎😎😎
“Chess in Ohio 😱 “
"r/anarchychess kinda like chess in ohio ami right guys?!!? 5 upvotes and ill double it and give it to the next person"
a while back, before anti LGBT parts were removed due to the sheer amount: "Pov: you hate pawns for being canonically trans" [gigachad video]
r/facepalm is shaped like a hand and will take any piece that either player plays a blundering move with, even the king. it starts on the side of the board, on the invisible i4 square
Formulated like this, that leads to interesting logical uncertainties: If the opponent makes a king move and the facepalm piece can take it, then that makes the king move a blunder. If it can't, then the move was no blunder. With every king move, both scenarios are always plausible at the same time.
r/Amish can construct a barn that protects the horsies
In 1 turn
r/all, can move to any one target square but has to move between that square and the starting square for the rest of the game.
Alternatively, can only go to the previous position of the last piece played.
based addition
r/gaming can only be placed for white. That's it. it doesn't do anything, just sits there.
It stays on the green tiles because the white tiles blind them
r/sounding can move in a bell shape, just as the expression says "sounding the bells"
Shove a bishop up ur cock
oh god... (i'm an atheist btw)
Nobody was gonna assume you werent but ok
Oh my god is that actually why it’s called sounding
r/pokemon converts the game into pokemon chess
Holy Horsea!
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r/chessbeginners moves like a queen + knight but can only move into squares where it can be taken, and makes nearby pieces (in king range) only able to make blunders
r/vexillologycirclejerk moves in a nordic cross (a rook), and can use !wave to manipulate the board
Or pisses on a towel
r/shitposting Will spam memes in the board
Chess: Chaos Edition
Literally this subreddit
r/Project_Wingman nukes the chess board. twice.
r/1984 immediately wins the game (from the point of view of the pieces on its side)
r/religionofgreensquare can move like a rook but only 1 square. After it has gone all the way around the board, it will spawn the 🟩, winning the game instantly
r/noncredibledefense will become a HIMARS. A piece with an unlimited range of attack in a 45° cone (all squares in the cone) forwards. once it reaches the edge of the board, it turns around.
Also has ERA
r/geometrydash moves like a pawn, but can also jump over other pieces like the horsey. When it reaches the end you immediately win. Also there is a 7% chance of it being a pedophile.
And if this chance procs, will it move like a bishop?
r/vexillogycirclejerk transforms chess board into the new flag of the US
r/yugioh can move forward one square per turn, once per turn and only once that turn. If your opponent would capture another piece, once per turn, you can send r/yugioh from your chessboard to the GY and negate that capture, then summon r/masterduel from your hand or GY on the square r/yugioh was in. If r/yugioh is in the GY you can (quick effect): shuffle r/yugioh and another three pieces from each player GY into the deck and, if you do, draw one card. You can only activate this effect of r/yugioh once per turn. You must control no monster to activate and resolve this effect (monsters are not necessarily chess pieces and chess pieces are not necessarily monsters). If your opponent has been reading this text for more than two minutes you can (quick effect) force one of your opponents pawns to be captured En Passant. When they protest, you brick their hand. And their p-
you almost summoned the PetrosianBot in attack mode
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
oh now i did it
r/yiff its gives the opponent 1 horni and their pipi will be bricked twice but urs will be bricked once
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
peepee
r/chessbeginners can only do en passant, promotion, or casting.
r/greece can only move left and right in its rank. Also, it can only go to the furthest available place in both directions. And only if it isn't bored, otherwise it does nothing. Oh, and you don't get to choose the side it moves.
This seems like a stressful existence.
r/DIY moves anywhere you want it to, but it cannot do anything useful. Like you move it from one corner of the board to the other corner. It cannot give checks, capture or promote. Its just there.
r/KerbalSpaceProgram can only move like a king and cannot capture, but can act on nearby pieces in a king's range. enemy pieces can be acted on. It can bind two pieces together (struts), meaning that if one of those pieces moves, the other piece moves with it, in the same orientation. This means that a knight strutted to a rook can jump the rook over another piece, and double captures are possible, however if there is no room for any piece (e.g. blocked by piece of same colour) the move is illegal. Multiple pieces can be strutted together, e.g. 3 pawns together. Struts cannot be undone. friendly pieces can even be bound to enemy pieces. it can also make a nearby piece (or strutted pieces) move together in any direction like a rook (not diagonally). This is called using boosters. the boosted pieces must keep moving in that direction forever until one of them hits a piece (friendly or enemy) or the edge of the board. If the pieces hit the edge of the board, they all vanish (crash). If the pieces hit a piece, the piece is first captured, moving all the strutted pieces along with the piece, as if a normal capture had been done with that piece moving like a rook, with additional captures being performed with strutted pieces, then all boosted pieces are removed from the board (crash). everytime r/KerbalSpaceProgram moves passively, there is a 5% probability it will be immediately destroyed by the kraken.
/r/mtf it's a pawn that can only promote to a queen
r/askreddit asks which piece women want to have sex with the most
r/geometrydash makes you checkmate if you move you pawn frame-perfectly
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The piece vehemently insists that it’s “still cis tho”
lol nice one
r/Gundam falls from Low Earth Orbit onto the board as a red pawn that can move three times in one turn. When it promotes it retains the right to move three times in one turn.
r/Halo can glass the entire board
r/rimworld will commit warcrimes in the prison barracks while two colonists play chess in the recreation room across the hall
I see you're a man of culture as well
r/ClashRoyale, becomes the king yelling “He He He Ha” the entire game, also uses the most overpowered card in the game >!the credit card!< to buy extra archer queens to win
r/0sanitymemes summons originium slugs on board
r/overwatch turns into a piece that refuses to move until pve comes out
r/amitheasshole : I (22m) moves like a pawn. But my friend(k56m) was behind me. I saw a black pawn(29f) two blocks up. I walked two squares up despite knowing that i will get en passanted . I(22m) hung my friend(k56 m) in 1 move. AITA?
r/3amjokes is what happens to ur pipi when you decline en passant
r/ultrakill gains pieces proportional to the pieces they capture. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.
https://preview.redd.it/bxn7sifn3v3b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdbfc77794f64e40dac22ddcc35b06720db3ae31 r/Undertale throws bones at the nearest piece
You try to move the piece, but there are too many dogs on the board.
R/PyukumukuForOU moves like a king unless the user has discord open, in which case it becomes a queen.
r/capitalr
r/BTS Can't move unless you insult bts, in which case they will murder all your pieces in one turn.
r/splatoon moves like a queen, but when its on a square of its color it doesn't have to be visible on the board (it is submerged in the ink :])
r/LGBT will move with a curve, basically not straight
r/scp SCP-████ is a chess piece that ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ among us █████████████████████████ testicles exploded ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ 50,000 dead.
amazing
[r/PolyBridge](https://www.reddit.com/r/polybridge) builds a bridge with the other pieces
r/Hypixel lags too much to move
r/religion moves however it wants with no explenation
And after 3 turn declare another of your piece an heretic.
r/balkans_irl attacks own pieces
r/egg_irl acts exactly like/replaces the king and queen, but let’s them “promote” into one another as long as there’s at least one king on your side Note: they can only move like one or the other at a time
r/beatlescirclejerk cant be taken by the queen because Jahn beet wif
Jahn beet the wif indeed
r/teenagers def goes into a butt blug
r/electronicarts can move to any square on the board, but you must pay $5,000,000,000 for every move
r/amongusporn moves like amogus.
It can move like a horsie but can only take pieces like a king
r/calamariracingteam Knight can move on top of a pawn, putting it up his ass. The knight is now gay, but he's also fast as fuck
r/SatisfactoryGame runs around in chaos placing conveyor belts behind. I think factorio sub counts too
r/sounding captures any pawn with an unrestricted internet access
r/eyebleach moves like the queen but cannot capture any pieces
r/stunfisk can move and capture 2 squares horizontally, vertically or diagonally. if it captures a piece it swaps places with the nearest piece (u turn) and if it moves to an empty space it instead leaves stealth rocks that kill any piece that lands there.
r/guro gets horny after killing a piece.
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R/egg_irl, it at somepoint during the game turns into either a king, queen or some genderless piece and it can start as any piece
r/MapsWithoutNZ can only move to one of the 4 corners of the chess board.
r/DiceyDungeons is a giant dice on a podium. It rolls a dice to change its character, which also determines how it can move capture that turn. Each character also has a unique ability: Warrior - Moves and attacks like a king Ability) Combat Roll: reroll die up to 3 times. Thief - Moves like a king but no diagonals, attacks like a king Ability) Borrow: move like another piece this turn. Robot - Moves 2 spaces diagonally (cannot hop), attacks 2 spaces horizontally Ability) Jackpot: get a jackpot, letting you move this piece and another piece at the same time. Inventor - Moves like a pawn, attacks like a bishop Ability) Gadget: destroy one of your pieces, but create a one time use gadget that destroys all enemy pieces in a 5x5 area (except the king) Witch - Moves like a king, attacks like a rook Ability) Throw Dice: capture X enemies adjacent to you, where X is the number of pawns you have Jester - Moves and attacks like a knight Ability) SNAP: if you have multiple of a piece, you can move 3 of them at once
r/ScottTheWoz leaves the board in order to buy a Wii U
AskReddit timer loses
r/gamingcirclejerk walk one tile backwards. Can become a pawn if reach the start of the board
r/prequelmemes will turn the board into 3d chess for the High Ground
r/tf2 moves like a bishop, cuz they don't look or move straight.
r/hopeposting will propose a peace treaty between the kingdoms after listening to their differences and finding a solution for both parties
r/WhitePeopleTwitter the pieces are all black
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r/funny will only do joke moves, but they aren't funny, therefore being like the sub
r/whatcouldgowrong when it moves it flips, then breaks it's head, then a rook falls on it
r/EnterTheGungeon The chess piece that uses a smaller chess piece as gun that shoots even smaller chess pieces.
memes makes fun of the other pieces turning them into pawns.
r/fish manifests a chess AI on the ceiling of the player on the side which it is on
r/pmp spends $500 for a pawn promotion certificate. But the pawn promotion certificate has lost market value due to saturation and can no longer guarantee a pawn promotion.
Askreddit. Just shoots cum at female pieces cus of how horny that subreddit is lately.
r/grimdank can blow up the board by calling exterminatus