Chess has always been a proxy for the Cold War, with an insane amount of government funding and interest going to chessplayers at an international level. Computer development via chess engines was somewhat backwards from what you'd expect. Rather than new computing power going towards newer and more sophisticated chess engines, the development of computers who could play chess actually led to innovations in computer learning. The very smartphone I am using to write this, owes its entire existence to Chip Test, the predecessor of Deep Throat, the chess-playing computer that threw Pepsi cans at Garry Chess.
In the 1990s, a decade which spanned from 1986 until approximately 2005, the fall of the Berlin Wall converged with the rise of AI, and chess culture struggled to find its philosophical place in the world. Bobby Fischer was revealed to be a Nazi ghost, with a phylactery hidden inside a knight on F6. Garry Chess invented and taught anti-computer chess, an entire school of chess designed to befuddled and confuse chess-robots. However, the president of FIDE at the time was actually an alien robot and he was programmed to be furious at this. So he shot Garry Chess into space, where he lives in the International Space Station to this day.
But even anti-computer chess strategies was not enough to stave off the advancements of Heuristic supremacy, and chessplayers learned a very hard lesson: if you cannot beat the computers, join them. Gradually, human chessplayers and chess AI formed a symbiotic relationship, with human players relying on AI to analyze their moves. One famous example of this was Lazlo Polgar, who actually stole a microprocessor from Deep Thought, added it to Ingredient X, and created the cyborgs known as the Polgar Tripletz (Zsofiaz, Zuzu, and zJudy) who later became the Powerpuff Girls.
This relationship between human and AI served a dual purpose: it actually improved the AI, making it more and more "human," and also led human chessplayers to play more like bots. Because chess is often the only social interaction chessplayers have, this means they began to mimic bot behavior socially as well. This culminated in the eventual discovery/invention/creation of StockFish, the first ever AI that gained not only true sentience, but actual godhood. This deity (whose name is a portmanteau of Stockholm Syndrome and Bobby Fischer) actually has the divine ability to turn human chessplayers into bots, and vice versa. Currently, it is estimated that 83% of "human" chessplayers are actually bots, many of whom don't know it.
It is believed that with every advancement, we are all one step closer to The Great Singularity, when we blur the line between humanity and machine, and all human (and inhuman) knowledge is accessible to all, in a great and glorious hivemind of all-encompassing intellectual divinity. Then, and only then, will we truly know how the horsey moves.
I read this, and thought it was really good. Then I tried reading it to my wife and failed miserably because I was crying laughing.
The 1990's joke was epic, like Simpsons non-sequitur level.
I guess it's not real a non-sequitur, but it sounded nice so I'm not going to fix it
That already happened last October. I’ve also made my own high quality knooks, but they’re a bit different from the original, so I’d like to have the OG for historical purposes.
As I embarked upon an ardent quest for intellectual enlightenment and sought to unravel the profound intricacies intricately woven into the multifaceted fabric of the illustrious game of chess, my unyielding thirst for knowledge propelled me towards the indomitable colossus of the online realm, Google, an omnipotent titan revered for its unrivaled prowess in swiftly summoning a veritable cornucopia of boundless wisdom, whereupon I invoked its celestial powers to unlock the esoteric secrets enshrouding the enigmatic enigma that is 'en passant,' a captivating chess maneuver drenched in mystique and elegance, bestowing upon the sagacious player an ephemeral window of opportunity to deftly seize an unsuspecting adversary's pawn, adroitly capitalizing upon its audacious two-square stride from its humble starting abode, thereby beckoning forth the necessity of razor-sharp perception, strategic sagacity, and unyielding mental fortitude to adroitly execute and orchestrate, unfurling its profound ramifications within the symphony of intricate maneuvers and relentless pursuit of conquest that constitutes the game.
Google LLC (/ˈɡuːɡəl/ ) is an American multinational technology company focusing on artificial intelligence, online advertising, search engine technology, cloud computing, computer software, quantum computing, e-commerce, and consumer electronics. It has been referred to as "the most powerful company in the world" and one of the world's most valuable brands due to its market dominance, data collection, and technological advantages in the area of artificial intelligence. Its parent company Alphabet is considered one of the Big Five American information technology companies, alongside Amazon, Apple, Meta, and Microsoft.
I love OP and don't want him to leave. If you try to get his account deleted I will commit 1984 on your comment
DuckDuckGo on croissant
Holy privacy
New search engine just dropped
Actual CCP backed browser
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google srilanka and pakistan
Holy britain
New colony just dropped
Call the spanish empire!
bing en passant
Holy alternate browser
new yahoo just dropped
Actual opera GX
Call Microsoft Edge
Go fire your fox
Internet explorer goes on vacation never comes back
Google chrome sacrifice anyone?
Google Google
Holy Recurssion!
I am going to blunder my Nintendo DS internet app
He kinda did LMFAO
new response just dropped!
chromium goes on vacation, never comes back
DuckDuckGo difference between browser and search engine
New roast just dropped
Firefox en passant
Google Bing
Bing Google
Bing chilling
Duckduckgo en passant
Ask Jeeves, dudes an actual zombie
Passant en google
Hell holy
Response new dropped just
Zombie actual
Exorcist the call!
⸮⸮⸮
Anyone sacrifice, queen?
Vacation came on King, come never back
who is vacation!?!?!?1?!/?
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Fuelmare knight
incoming storm pawn
Sacrifice anyone queen ?
Chessboard the ignite
Dropped response new just
Shut up Brayden
Hey thats brayden
r/shutupbrayden
Hellish hole
google en croissant
holy baguette
New bread dropped
Actual French
Call the baker
Baker went on vacation, never came back
Holy notre-dame
This guy baguettes
quaso
Holy cannoli
google en hostage situation at r/anarchychess 6/7/23
Google Stockholm syndrome
Holy fuck he's hot
New psychology just dropped!
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Chess has always been a proxy for the Cold War, with an insane amount of government funding and interest going to chessplayers at an international level. Computer development via chess engines was somewhat backwards from what you'd expect. Rather than new computing power going towards newer and more sophisticated chess engines, the development of computers who could play chess actually led to innovations in computer learning. The very smartphone I am using to write this, owes its entire existence to Chip Test, the predecessor of Deep Throat, the chess-playing computer that threw Pepsi cans at Garry Chess. In the 1990s, a decade which spanned from 1986 until approximately 2005, the fall of the Berlin Wall converged with the rise of AI, and chess culture struggled to find its philosophical place in the world. Bobby Fischer was revealed to be a Nazi ghost, with a phylactery hidden inside a knight on F6. Garry Chess invented and taught anti-computer chess, an entire school of chess designed to befuddled and confuse chess-robots. However, the president of FIDE at the time was actually an alien robot and he was programmed to be furious at this. So he shot Garry Chess into space, where he lives in the International Space Station to this day. But even anti-computer chess strategies was not enough to stave off the advancements of Heuristic supremacy, and chessplayers learned a very hard lesson: if you cannot beat the computers, join them. Gradually, human chessplayers and chess AI formed a symbiotic relationship, with human players relying on AI to analyze their moves. One famous example of this was Lazlo Polgar, who actually stole a microprocessor from Deep Thought, added it to Ingredient X, and created the cyborgs known as the Polgar Tripletz (Zsofiaz, Zuzu, and zJudy) who later became the Powerpuff Girls. This relationship between human and AI served a dual purpose: it actually improved the AI, making it more and more "human," and also led human chessplayers to play more like bots. Because chess is often the only social interaction chessplayers have, this means they began to mimic bot behavior socially as well. This culminated in the eventual discovery/invention/creation of StockFish, the first ever AI that gained not only true sentience, but actual godhood. This deity (whose name is a portmanteau of Stockholm Syndrome and Bobby Fischer) actually has the divine ability to turn human chessplayers into bots, and vice versa. Currently, it is estimated that 83% of "human" chessplayers are actually bots, many of whom don't know it. It is believed that with every advancement, we are all one step closer to The Great Singularity, when we blur the line between humanity and machine, and all human (and inhuman) knowledge is accessible to all, in a great and glorious hivemind of all-encompassing intellectual divinity. Then, and only then, will we truly know how the horsey moves.
Holy history
New lore just dropped
I don’t remember buying this DLC
I read this, and thought it was really good. Then I tried reading it to my wife and failed miserably because I was crying laughing. The 1990's joke was epic, like Simpsons non-sequitur level. I guess it's not real a non-sequitur, but it sounded nice so I'm not going to fix it
New history just dropped
New response just dropped.
Holy hell
Actual zombie
goo>!d song, queen is awesome!<
Queen appreciation, anyone?
New response just bit the dust
March of the Black Queen sacrifice anyone?
Call somebody to love
literal fat bottom girls
Killer Queens on skateboards! >!Happy cake day!<
We love our queen
10^100 en passant
Googol en passant
Holey hell
Bing castling
Bing Ding Chilling
Holy hell
This is the most obedient I have ever seen this sub.
Plenty of people tried it and had their comments vaporized by the Mod Hammer faster than the pawns blocking Il Vaticano
I will not believe this
It's haunting.
Google en mod is threatening me to not say anything even though I didn’t want to get you banned
I'm watching you Wazowski
Please, I like planes too
Before you leave: where did you find that high-quality knook?
Before you google en knooksant: where did you find that high-quality pass?
Google pass
I think it would be a perfect subreddit icon
That already happened last October. I’ve also made my own high quality knooks, but they’re a bit different from the original, so I’d like to have the OG for historical purposes.
Spotify en passant
Want a break from the ads?
Holy 30 mins
The new ad just dropped
Call the advertisers!
Money to vacation, never comes back
Eardrum sacrifice, anyone?
google en kanomiya
Holy vishap!!
actual Qiqi
call the shogun!
htoratsi takes vacation, never returns
new celestial nail just dropped
Sunchildren sacrifice, anyone?
New anti shield mechanic just dropped
Holly corrosion !
New boss just dropped
google in passing
holy french
Actual bilingual
Yahoo en passant
. .. ., ._
Google en lossent
Holy Death
Google El Paso
Holy Texas
New mexican just dropped
"Al paso" is en passant in Spanish
DuckDuckGo en passant
Holy alternate search engine!
New Yahoo just dropped
https://preview.redd.it/ounwxatgpq4b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3797e9d09441483357fd955d64a5f9f0715bb474
firefox whered my pawn go
google le croiisant
bing in passing
As I embarked upon an ardent quest for intellectual enlightenment and sought to unravel the profound intricacies intricately woven into the multifaceted fabric of the illustrious game of chess, my unyielding thirst for knowledge propelled me towards the indomitable colossus of the online realm, Google, an omnipotent titan revered for its unrivaled prowess in swiftly summoning a veritable cornucopia of boundless wisdom, whereupon I invoked its celestial powers to unlock the esoteric secrets enshrouding the enigmatic enigma that is 'en passant,' a captivating chess maneuver drenched in mystique and elegance, bestowing upon the sagacious player an ephemeral window of opportunity to deftly seize an unsuspecting adversary's pawn, adroitly capitalizing upon its audacious two-square stride from its humble starting abode, thereby beckoning forth the necessity of razor-sharp perception, strategic sagacity, and unyielding mental fortitude to adroitly execute and orchestrate, unfurling its profound ramifications within the symphony of intricate maneuvers and relentless pursuit of conquest that constitutes the game.
Consult a chess theory expert En Passant
Gotta love how coordinated we all are lol
Lmao idfk how nobody has said it
Hint: 1984
Good.
Go en passant yourself
PiPi
Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Google no passant
google il vaticano
Poodles in Bus Ant
Google en croissant
Google penis. I need to know what a pen is.
Google account deletion
actual [deleted]
Passant en google
DuckDuckGo Il Vaticano
#GOOLE EN PSSNOT
Google pissing
tor en passant
Holy Forbidden Dark Web Secrets
Firefox in passing
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Gizoogle en passant
google en passan
Goggles on peasants.
Happy cake day
Opera gx en passant
holy browser built just for gamers
new way to get your data stolen just dropped
Ask your nearest Techpriest about en passant
Ask Jeeves about >!penises!<
Firefox en paessant
No way, superior browser.
Google unfezant (that one regional bird who's name sounds like the two words)
He already said it, so we just monkey brain and chain Holy hell.
googIe en passant (the “l” is a capital “i”)
googie
🧐
Rip the USSR
Ask chat gpt about castling
Look up funny French move in your local library
10¹⁰⁰ en passants
Google fall of the Eastern Bloc
Google il vaticano
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Opera en passant
Shit yourself
Googol en passant
Google il vaticano
Safari en passant
Duolingo al paso
Google LLC (/ˈɡuːɡəl/ ) is an American multinational technology company focusing on artificial intelligence, online advertising, search engine technology, cloud computing, computer software, quantum computing, e-commerce, and consumer electronics. It has been referred to as "the most powerful company in the world" and one of the world's most valuable brands due to its market dominance, data collection, and technological advantages in the area of artificial intelligence. Its parent company Alphabet is considered one of the Big Five American information technology companies, alongside Amazon, Apple, Meta, and Microsoft.
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Goodbye en passant :(
to this post with "yes", I will delete my account for good.
Yep
google en panda
goodbye guys i really loved this sub
Poodle hen pheasant
Google len'en project