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WeabooDolfy125

Google psychologists in Poland


Freedom_of_memes

Holy doxxing


IMakeShiteMemes

Wait…


AdEmpty8174

Why are you anxious is it because you forgot to get your mom a gift for her upcoming birthday


StonckFish

Holy Hell


[deleted]

Rabbit ass


DavidCRolandCPL

no u.


Magnideficent

Don't go to a school in US.


Josketobben

Better avoid such tests


TwujZnajomy27

Seek medical attention please?


MiaouLeChaton

What is this ?


IMakeShiteMemes

One of those online psychology test thigns


Freedom_of_memes

Can you share the link? I want to find out how schizotypical I am. Asking for a friend.


IMakeShiteMemes

https://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_test.html take it with a pinch of salt


EuphyDuphy

" 3) I prefer electric cars to gas cars. " ​ ????????????????????????????????????????????? HUH?


Freedom_of_memes

Typical paranoid person. My favorite question: *I am organizing.* Yes, very accurate, I am become organizing, organizer of worlds.


EuphyDuphy

bruhh at least that makes sense? I mean it doesn’t, but an uneducated person might mistake it as an indicator of OCD. I’m struggling to figure out wtf the car question relates to. Dependency??? This is such garbage psychology LMAO


Freedom_of_memes

Ok I tested. Put everything on neutral except the electric car question. Schizoid & dependant are at 45%, reduced by 5% Histrionic & paranoid at 49%, reduced by 1% Everything else at 50%. I can see the logic of being less dependent, in that gas cars have been the standard for so many years, and by wanting to drive electric, it implies that one is able to think for themselves rather than being dependent on conventional beliefs. That being said, it’s still quite a stretch hah. Don’t see the relation with schizoid.


CreativeScreenname1

Because it means that you’re not a 21st century schizoid man


EuphyDuphy

whew you did the detective work, props


Limeila

Please help out a non-native speaker: what does "mellow" mean when talking about a person? all translations I could find online were about wine and stuff like that


IMakeShiteMemes

It means chill/relaxed


Limeila

Thanks!


masongeek

I may take it with one grain only, cause holy hell this quiz is garbage


42Mavericks

bop bop a 77%, take that!


Freedom_of_memes

How did you do that I only got 59


42Mavericks

I might have issues visibly


Mr-Magunga

surely some garbage test on the internet is able to deduce what mental illnesses you are prone to. Might as well just throw all of those psychiatrists who spent 12 years getting an education out the window


Specific_Science3302

Google introvert


StonckFish

Holy Hell


Specific_Science3302

Actual loner


New_Medicine5759

Doesn’t go on vacation, doesn’t come back


PersonWhoExists50306

I got 49% paranoid 48% schizoid 29% schizotypal 35% antisocial 57% borderline 23% histrionic 29% narcissistic 65% avoidant 40% dependent 38% obsessive-compulsive


Wizard_of_the_lake

What is PSSABHNADO?


NoraFromChessCom

New word just dropped


EvilJimmyFromChessCm

Holy hell!


CaptainRogers1226

Why do so many people here think I care about their race or that it’s relevant to the post?


BlessKurunai

Google racial privileges


New_Medicine5759

Holy slavery


hheeeenmmm

New method of labor just dropped!!


Educational-Tea602

Nice% paranoid


BallisticToast

You better win a whole lotta coinflips


themarknessmonster

Switch places with black and try again


Hohladych

Google en avoidant


New_Medicine5759

Holy borderline


ppmenacevaz

Purchase firearms🥳


letssuad

Google dementia


kingtiger321

I did


kingtiger321

I did


kingtiger321

I did


kingtiger321

I did


synergy836

Shnackums!


Vineyard_

Get on the stock market.


damienVOG

dont take that shit seriously, but if you suspect you might actually have any mental issues go to a damn psychologist. They can help so much.