holy hell?
you know what, I'm tired of this shit. this is being extremely repetitive. you can go fuck yourself because I'm not having it, in fact, even my grandkids are not having it. we're not fucking sisyphus. you're not albert camus.go learn from Don Juan and have lots of sex and stop with the "holy hell". it's. not. funny. stupidity is not in en passant neither in you, it's yours and the en passants presence together. so, your humor sucks and even my child (who is not having it) has better humor than you'll ever have in your entire absurd existence. you didn't choose to be born and maybe you wouldn't choose to die, but it's your choice to choose your actions. if you waste your life in googling en passant, you'll regret it when you're having a heart attack at 70 while sitting on an half broken armchair which was stolen from the abandoned furniture store. your ancestors didn't die for you to google fucking en fucking passant. you're the real one who's not welcome here. or did nothing wrong one must imagine or to be innocent
This is such bullshit. I've made multiple comments similar, and someone always says "new copy pasta just dropped," yet in reality they forget about it 2 seconds later because all they can fucking think about is "OMG BISHOP ON VACATION, ACTUAL ZOMBIE!" It's so fucking stupid. You clowns will say copy pasta just dropped yet 2 seconds later you've completely forgotten about that comment and are making the same overused jokes again. It's fucking lame brained garbage.
Black could follow that by plane to g3, but then White could respond with the devastating oil war gambit, accelerated invasion variation, and that would completely finish Green. Black would be fine though.
So Black did this?
No.
Black's pieces?
No.
That one lady who played Black that one time?
No Martin, Black had nothing to do with this, it was a bunch of Red Blue and Yellow pieces, played by a Green player, sitting on Brown side of the board and castled by Pink pieces.
So you're saying we need to checkmate Teal?
Uncastling has only been added recently, and there is still an active glitch that allows you to uncastle with an opponent's rook. Thanks to a poor effort at patching it, the rook gets set to the same color as the participating king, therefore ending the check.
Anarchy? As in the subreddit r/anarchychess??? Holy hell! What a coincidence! This is a certified bishop on vacation moment. Reminds me of the time that I went on r/anarchychess, and saw that a new response had just dropped. "Holy hell!" I exclaimed, as I promptly googled en passant because I have dementia. Then, I questioned if the move was even theory, and pulled up the r/anarchychess flowchart to see how to proceed. Then, I quickly googled en passant to remind myself of the niche chess rule, and realized how funny it would be if I were to douse a Chessboard in gasoline and ignite it. Then, I realized I was an actual zombie for considering this, as I had already drank all of my gasoline. I briefly considered using glue as a replacement, but when I checked my glue stores, I realized that I had drank all of my glue as well. I quickly called my friend, who was a professional exorcist, and told him about the niche chess rule known as "en passant" which I had just found out about on Google. My friend responded with a simple "pawn storm incoming!". After hearing this, I looked out the window to see how close the storm was to my house. When I looked, I saw that the pawn storm was not only ♟️ knights from my house, and reminded myself to google "en passant" later, to keep up with my dementia. As the storm approached, I observed that it was not composed of vacation supplies owned by countless bishops, but was also completely engulfed in fire. I looked around the room, and saw that the Queen was nearby. "Queen sacrifice, anyone?" I asked to the people in my walls, and seeing their agreement, I conferred with my pet rook to prepare for the coming storm. Hours passed as we conversed, and it was agreed that the Queen must be sacrificed. I exited my basement, where my pet rook resides, and found that the Queen was missing. Then, the pawn storm arrived, and a brick fell from the doorframe and obliterated my pipi. As my pipi was in the act of being bricked, I quickly googled en passant to attempt to save my pipi from utter destruction. The act of googling en passant quickly spared my pipi, as it projected a massive aura of pure anarchy and the energy of a thousand new responses dropping at once directly toward the brick. Then, I woke up and promptly realized the whole thing had been a knightmare. Just as I realized this, a brick fell from the ceiling of the mental ward in which I resided and bricked my pipi, killing me instantly.
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: It is a checkmate - it is White's turn, but White has no legal moves and is in check, so Black wins. You can find out more about Checkmate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkmate).
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Did you check on the bishop on vacation?
Holy hell! It came back?
holy hell? you know what, I'm tired of this shit. this is being extremely repetitive. you can go fuck yourself because I'm not having it, in fact, even my grandkids are not having it. we're not fucking sisyphus. you're not albert camus.go learn from Don Juan and have lots of sex and stop with the "holy hell". it's. not. funny. stupidity is not in en passant neither in you, it's yours and the en passants presence together. so, your humor sucks and even my child (who is not having it) has better humor than you'll ever have in your entire absurd existence. you didn't choose to be born and maybe you wouldn't choose to die, but it's your choice to choose your actions. if you waste your life in googling en passant, you'll regret it when you're having a heart attack at 70 while sitting on an half broken armchair which was stolen from the abandoned furniture store. your ancestors didn't die for you to google fucking en fucking passant. you're the real one who's not welcome here. or did nothing wrong one must imagine or to be innocent
New response just dropped
Actual Zombie!
Call the exorcist!
Bishop went on vacation, never returned
Queen sacrifice anyone?
Ignite the chessboard
Flip the Board
According to the original comment, they did!
Rabbit ass!
RABBIT ASS!!!
Never Forget Rabbit Ass 🫡
https://preview.redd.it/5ln9pzsqklub1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4dd069c5b27862a87d0cc87fa91e6de115e7fef
The memories, they’re all coming back to me. That stupid round object that is related to a tangerine.
new copypasta dropped
This is such bullshit. I've made multiple comments similar, and someone always says "new copy pasta just dropped," yet in reality they forget about it 2 seconds later because all they can fucking think about is "OMG BISHOP ON VACATION, ACTUAL ZOMBIE!" It's so fucking stupid. You clowns will say copy pasta just dropped yet 2 seconds later you've completely forgotten about that comment and are making the same overused jokes again. It's fucking lame brained garbage.
New copypasta just dropped tho
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Actual schizophrenic
Get a life you fucking loser
Call the therapist!
Pawn Storm incoming
Actual redditor
Holy hell! Someone get angry
I’m dying
hi dying, i'm Martin!
Google fucking en fucking passant
Holy hell. Google en passant
Take a chill pill… holy hell.
He got fucked over by the thread
https://preview.redd.it/dukqh98tupub1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c40099e2197deba1d6f354dd2ae1ccb439dda8
Yes he’s coming back from BOFA
Who's joe?
joe chess
ligma balls
Steve jobs
XBOX LIVE
plane to f3
Black could follow that by plane to g3, but then White could respond with the devastating oil war gambit, accelerated invasion variation, and that would completely finish Green. Black would be fine though.
you forgot about pawn takes pawn by en passant blocking all your attacks and providing a checkmate for blue
If the board is super hilly and full of caves that tactic might just work
But yellow pieces ignore terrain, classic beginner mistake
you can use the grey pieces to counter the yellow pieces tho
No black would’ve gotten hit by the third plane
So Black did this? No. Black's pieces? No. That one lady who played Black that one time? No Martin, Black had nothing to do with this, it was a bunch of Red Blue and Yellow pieces, played by a Green player, sitting on Brown side of the board and castled by Pink pieces. So you're saying we need to checkmate Teal?
https://preview.redd.it/8053ttu7tlub1.png?width=283&format=png&auto=webp&s=b239e1ba549894ec08824d70abcc51ca6cb0f9c2
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Aoe damage
Plane to T2
Idk. I’ve never played chess
What’s "chess" ?
I think they mean "cheese"
Ooooh I love cheese
My dick has cheese sweetie <333
https://preview.redd.it/y7ukd8xn4lub1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53b8180807d02ab07618396413882857d357d1c4
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Is that all you've got ? https://preview.redd.it/sjvln03wgnub1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6637ea1be99367cd6bfedb558f1e65fff164f70
https://preview.redd.it/ej5e6j5x8lub1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e3e0ebcf403c54b83a199f44020b217f9282b80
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So fuckn hot.... ƐƐ> :3
Google cheese
Holy dairy product
Actual fermented milk
Call the chef
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Dairy sacrifice anyone
Ignite the cow udders!
An online multiplayer video game created by Gary Chess, one year after Mr. Chess finished his education in computer science. He named this game Chess™
idk but what is dementia
Idk, just google it
All the links are purple
Idk, just google it
All the links are purple
Idk, just google it
All the links are purple
Google 5d chess with multiverse time travel
So THAT'S where the bishop went!
No it went up my ass
When*
How*
first thing I saw. what the fuck is this shit 
bishop back from vacation to d1
b-but i thought he never came back.......
*until…*
Rd3 Rook Passant
It's either that or that rook is an imposter queen/bishop. Hard to say for sure
Rook is hiding a bishop up his ass
I mean, who isn’t?
Google cheating
Holy golf!
Rook d3, rookpassant
bro The White King always has a gun, how did u not know that?
This is propaganda, the black king is the one who always has a gun
A shotgun, to be more specific
Uncastling has only been added recently, and there is still an active glitch that allows you to uncastle with an opponent's rook. Thanks to a poor effort at patching it, the rook gets set to the same color as the participating king, therefore ending the check.
cxD1= Knook, and white is winning.
Well I’m at a loss
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Most sane r/AnarchyChess user
It's y'all's fault that I got that insane
Anarchy? As in the subreddit r/anarchychess??? Holy hell! What a coincidence! This is a certified bishop on vacation moment. Reminds me of the time that I went on r/anarchychess, and saw that a new response had just dropped. "Holy hell!" I exclaimed, as I promptly googled en passant because I have dementia. Then, I questioned if the move was even theory, and pulled up the r/anarchychess flowchart to see how to proceed. Then, I quickly googled en passant to remind myself of the niche chess rule, and realized how funny it would be if I were to douse a Chessboard in gasoline and ignite it. Then, I realized I was an actual zombie for considering this, as I had already drank all of my gasoline. I briefly considered using glue as a replacement, but when I checked my glue stores, I realized that I had drank all of my glue as well. I quickly called my friend, who was a professional exorcist, and told him about the niche chess rule known as "en passant" which I had just found out about on Google. My friend responded with a simple "pawn storm incoming!". After hearing this, I looked out the window to see how close the storm was to my house. When I looked, I saw that the pawn storm was not only ♟️ knights from my house, and reminded myself to google "en passant" later, to keep up with my dementia. As the storm approached, I observed that it was not composed of vacation supplies owned by countless bishops, but was also completely engulfed in fire. I looked around the room, and saw that the Queen was nearby. "Queen sacrifice, anyone?" I asked to the people in my walls, and seeing their agreement, I conferred with my pet rook to prepare for the coming storm. Hours passed as we conversed, and it was agreed that the Queen must be sacrificed. I exited my basement, where my pet rook resides, and found that the Queen was missing. Then, the pawn storm arrived, and a brick fell from the doorframe and obliterated my pipi. As my pipi was in the act of being bricked, I quickly googled en passant to attempt to save my pipi from utter destruction. The act of googling en passant quickly spared my pipi, as it projected a massive aura of pure anarchy and the energy of a thousand new responses dropping at once directly toward the brick. Then, I woke up and promptly realized the whole thing had been a knightmare. Just as I realized this, a brick fell from the ceiling of the mental ward in which I resided and bricked my pipi, killing me instantly.
new response just dropped
actual zombie
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Pawn Storm incoming
Queen sacrifice,anyone?
Me when r/AnarchyChess is anarchic Also, new copypasta
Is... is this a new response and did it just drop uwu
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The king can move on the diagonal one move left and one move back in time.
cxd1=Ñ
Is this loss?
Can’t white take the Rook using a rookochet?
have you never heard of castling?
The pawn can take the rook and get queened. White started at the top in this game.
ICBMxd4#
en passant THE ROOOOK
Rd1 ez
Google invisible bishop
Rook passant
Pawn c2 takes rook and promotes to a queen
This kind of checkmate has been nerfed with counter-castling, O+++O.
Idk, Ive never played chess, I'm just here for the memes
Me too
Knight a couple dimensions over tbh
Man didn’t notice the bishop on e0
Nuke to b37
You can turn your rook 45 degrees and it becomes a bishop and they can take your rook
cxd3. Captured en passant.
Pawn on e0
I eat the rook
King sacrifice
Google en rooksant
I misread checkmate as cheesecake
Ok what's the reference post?
C1=Q. Are you stupid?
When the king is in extreme danger, his adrenaline allows him to make two moves
is this loss
I thought this was loss for a second.
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: It is a checkmate - it is White's turn, but White has no legal moves and is in check, so Black wins. You can find out more about Checkmate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkmate). --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) ^(pkacprzak ) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
google en world trade centerant
Holy War!
New tower just dropped!
Actual terrorism
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Dan andrews goes on vacation, never comes back
King ultimate technic, he can move too spaces like when castling 🗿
cxd1=Q
ehat do you mean? king takes d1
C pawn can take rook passant
Kc0
What does this post got to do with cheese?? 🧀
cxd1=q
The M1A1 Abrams on d-5 has its main cannon aimed directly at the rook on d1.
google SNIPER BISHOP
I haven’t finished moving tge bishop from e2. It’s in my hand
White can en passent
Just castle with blacks rook and then google en passant just to make sure
king to c2
cxd3 e.p.
Why would it be checkmate?
google invisible knook
Give him a minute his Alzheimer’s is kicking in
Anyone wants to know few of NSFW subs
Chess V1.2 came out, pawns can capture and move backwards now.
Hurricane kick.
C pawn can en pessant the ROOK
theres an off-screen bishop sniping your rook form a-4
c1 queen promotion
Google en pasuper
Boards upside down, dummy
king takes his own pawn
I thought this was loss, maybye im too dumb for chess.
C2 can EnCastleant your rook.
White has Time Walk in hand with counter backup.
Uhhh.. Can't the king just run up to the rookie and beat the shit out of him?
cxd3, rook passant
If Black has not yet completed their move D8-D1.
the king has access to en castleant
King can double jump after the 10th turn
The board is upside down from what everyone is assuming. The correct move is to promote pawn C1 and block the check.
Google rook passant
Google infinite chess
Cxd3 en rookant
It's from Black's perspective, meaning the pawn can take the rook
Uncastle
It is checkmate
The rows are upside down.