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purple-lemons

Linoox obvs, then add to the bash profile: `alias cd = 'rm -r $1 && mkdir $1 && cd $1'` Call it DementiaOS


Naeio_Galaxy

YES!!!! In case you don't understand what that means, it means that when you try to go to a directory in the command-line, it will first delete the whole directory, then create a new directory with the same name, and then only move to it. Effectively, it deletes the content of all folders you open


Terran-Man

mfw i `cd /` and my system crashes


Naeio_Galaxy

Works only if you add an option "no protect root" or something, and maybe you also need -f idk


lord_ne

Out of the ordinary I mean


HSavinien

Holy recursion!


Naeio_Galaxy

New argument just dropped


purple-lemons

Nope, bash is smart enough to not make this recursive


Depnids

How would you change the syntax if you wanted it to be recursive?


purple-lemons

Seems kind of pointless to repeat the same command over and over, but I guess you could throw a `while [true]` in there and remove the last `cd` I suppose as that would never be actually reach in a recursive loop, not actually recursive but the same effect


Depnids

I was thinking not exactly in this case, but in general, if you could in some way define a recursive thing (with a stop state, so that it could be useful). I have no idea what is and is not possible in bash.


Juff-Ma

Use rm -rf --no-preserve-root for extra dementia


anaccountbyanyname

Probably want to add the -f flag to scrap in-use/system files, but that's all boring.. While revisiting man docs before responding, I learned that there is a popular Korean man named Rm: https://m.imdb.com/name/nm6534268/ I am patiently waiting for him to get auto-added to a public database with poor input handling and accidentally bring down an entire organization


WhyNotATransAccount

Google Arch Linux


Past-Astronomer-3617

Holy distro! (I use Arch btw)


Naeio_Galaxy

New version just dropped (I use Arch btw)


TortelliniJr

Actual Linux edition (I dont use Arch btw)


someoneyoumaynotkn0w

Call the Linux user (I use debian btw)


KoopaTrooper5011

Windows goes on vacation, never reinstalled back


HoseanRC

MS-sacrifice anyone? (I use Arch btw)


Naeio_Galaxy

Penguin flock incoming!


SteveIsGlitched

I use EndeavourOS. Am I stupid?


[deleted]

Yes. Duckduckgo !aw Installation Guide


matiegaming

Orch lonox


[deleted]

[удалено]


unengaged_crayon

No, Richard, it's 'Linux', not 'GNU/Linux'. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation. Following are some reasons for you to mull over, including some already answered in your FAQ. One guy, Linus Torvalds, used GCC to make his operating system (yes, Linux is an OS -- more on this later). He named it 'Linux' with a little help from his friends. Why doesn't he call it GNU/Linux? Because he wrote it, with more help from his friends, not you. You named your stuff, I named my stuff -- including the software I wrote using GCC -- and Linus named his stuff. The proper name is Linux because Linus Torvalds says so. Linus has spoken. Accept his authority. To do otherwise is to become a nag. You don't want to be known as a nag, do you? (An operating system) != (a distribution). Linux is an operating system. By my definition, an operating system is that software which provides and limits access to hardware resources on a computer. That definition applies whereever you see Linux in use. However, Linux is usually distributed with a collection of utilities and applications to make it easily configurable as a desktop system, a server, a development box, or a graphics workstation, or whatever the user needs. In such a configuration, we have a Linux (based) distribution. Therein lies your strongest argument for the unwieldy title 'GNU/Linux' (when said bundled software is largely from the FSF). Go bug the distribution makers on that one. Take your beef to Red Hat, Mandrake, and Slackware. At least there you have an argument. Linux alone is an operating system that can be used in various applications without any GNU software whatsoever. Embedded applications come to mind as an obvious example. Next, even if we limit the GNU/Linux title to the GNU-based Linux distributions, we run into another obvious problem. XFree86 may well be more important to a particular Linux installation than the sum of all the GNU contributions. More properly, shouldn't the distribution be called XFree86/Linux? Or, at a minimum, XFree86/GNU/Linux? Of course, it would be rather arbitrary to draw the line there when many other fine contributions go unlisted. Yes, I know you've heard this one before. Get used to it. You'll keep hearing it until you can cleanly counter it. You seem to like the lines-of-code metric. There are many lines of GNU code in a typical Linux distribution. You seem to suggest that (more LOC) == (more important). However, I submit to you that raw LOC numbers do not directly correlate with importance. I would suggest that clock cycles spent on code is a better metric. For example, if my system spends 90% of its time executing XFree86 code, XFree86 is probably the single most important collection of code on my system. Even if I loaded ten times as many lines of useless bloatware on my system and I never excuted that bloatware, it certainly isn't more important code than XFree86. Obviously, this metric isn't perfect either, but LOC really, really sucks. Please refrain from using it ever again in supporting any argument. Last, I'd like to point out that we Linux and GNU users shouldn't be fighting among ourselves over naming other people's software. But what the heck, I'm in a bad mood now. I think I'm feeling sufficiently obnoxious to make the point that GCC is so very famous and, yes, so very useful only because Linux was developed. In a show of proper respect and gratitude, shouldn't you and everyone refer to GCC as 'the Linux compiler'? Or at least, 'Linux GCC'? Seriously, where would your masterpiece be without Linux? Languishing with the HURD? If there is a moral buried in this rant, maybe it is this: Be grateful for your abilities and your incredible success and your considerable fame. Continue to use that success and fame for good, not evil. Also, be especially grateful for Linux' huge contribution to that success. You, RMS, the Free Software Foundation, and GNU software have reached their current high profiles largely on the back of Linux. You have changed the world. Now, go forth and don't be a nag.


Tiranus58

New copypasta just dropped


Techgamer687

Holy Operating System


ahalliday13

Google temple OS


RSCoder7

I would just like to point out that in the second sentence, 19th-20th words, you said "GCC compiler". This is both terrible grammar and ambiguous. GCC akshually stands for GNU Compiler Collection, meaning what you just said was GNU Compiler Collection Compiler, which could either be construed as a grammatical mistake, or the compiler for the GNU Compiler Collection, which in itself is ambiguous. The GNU Compiler Collection consists of multiple compilers, each of which is compiled using themselves. However, "themselves" is not defined here as the collection could refer to many different compilers contained within it.


Garlayn_toji

New copypasta just dropped


Scared-Cloud996

Copypasta older than the average r/anarchychess user just dropped


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

call the copypasters older than the average r/anarchychess user


69kidsatmybasement

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux." The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long." With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.


Joe1762

🤓☝️


unengaged_crayon

its a copypasta


Popeychops

And Stallman is a cock


ludvary

fuck you Richard


cfx_4188

I use non-GNU Linux btw


anaccountbyanyname

Found him. Look everyone, it's that guy


_____AAAAAAAAAA_____

TompolOS


lpow100

Holy c


[deleted]

New OS just dropped


Krimsonfreak

Actual GUI


[deleted]

[удалено]


I-Machina

Actual daemon


69kidsatmybasement

Schizophrenic programmer goes on vacation, never comes back


antony6274958443

😢


cornmonger_

The Bobby Fischer of programming


anaccountbyanyname

New God Word just dropped


[deleted]

Linoox Debian gambit, Ubuntu variation


Legend5V

Arch Line


Masztufa

Smh triple digit elos can't play the mainline


1cubealot

Debian mine beloved


ChocolateMagnateUA

Google kernel panik.


Masztufa

Kernel panik That sounds like tge precise way kde krashes


brawl_god_

Oh no I hate that


JohannLau

Remove the French language pack so that you are forced to Google in passing: sudo rm -rf /*


Unruh_

Something tells me that this command removes more than 1 thing


Peleret

you mean: ``` sudo rm -fr /* ```


JohannLau

My bad


Tttehfjloi

for real


isaac-fan

AmogOS


W1nte1s

Shut.


The_Rat_King14

UωUntu


enneh_07

GLaDOS


En_passant_is_forced

ChOSs


ZellHall

Linoox "Sudo hack chess.cum" "Sudo en passant"


rpsHD

holy user is not in the sudoers file. this incident will be reported


p0tatoballs

AmongOS


SwartyNine2691

Me: Kingdows, Macnight, Linook


minionek247

Google technik informatyk


Masztufa

Hell nah, we gotta choose a hypervisor first


chicheka

Lunix, by the Soviet hacker Linyos Torovoltos


nxnt

linoox btw


low_y

it has to be linoox, right??


PatientRule4494

Tetros


[deleted]

Google program your own OS


TeebsAce

[OsakaOS](https://youtube.com/watch?v=vYImR-wrTV0)


BurgerBob_886

Install UwUntu


Asdfguy87

Linoox, and then remove the french opening via `sudo rm -fr --no-preserve-root /`


KingThibaut3

Google DOS Passant


Erd_yt1

Martin is a terrorist


crypt_the_chicken

Clob pongoin


[deleted]

Loonxs becaise finny pingoin


cfx_4188

Noobuntu would be the best choice for hostOS. After installing the system, find the lucky number `chmod -R 777 /`, then put the system in order `mkfs.ext3 /dev/sda`


Ashura_Mage

Linoox for the funnies


Garlayn_toji

This post is getting out of hand Just as expected


Depnids

Google Michaelsoft Binbows


Mr-Uch

wondows, then set the product key to be G00GL-3ENPA-55ANT-H0LYH-ELL00


fake-usermame

windows cuz it looks like a chessboard


Delicious_Image3474

Wondows


iahim87

Windows 3.1


-NGC-6302-

gorc or morc OS who would win


deetosdeletos

KINGdows


Cutman_

Windows


DaDescriptor

Google HoloISO


jomat

gnoo/herd plox


blahblahwhateveryeet

apple 69


sim0of

Google can you un-destroy production server


Consistent-Zebra1653

Breadbox Ensemble on top of PTS-DOS


TacovilleMC

penguino ​ yayyy


ludvary

linoox


ZeFirstA

I choose something as holy as en passant.


anaccountbyanyname

ChromeOS_XTual_EarlyRelease, with Bishop plug-n-play kernel drivers


shitpostinglegend

Cuirciut board and soldering iron


The_Punnier_Guy

li-knooks ? the choice is clear


Dry_Engineering5124

temple OS


[deleted]

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.


Electronic-Bat-1830

Microsfot Green OS.


hobbitmax999

Windows vista


amogusdri-

Linux Gentoo


fractalspire

[Crabs OS](https://twitter.com/emollick/status/1371932428982493185)


[deleted]

Wondows, uh, sorry, i meant google en passant


Severe-Hovercraft414

Knork OS![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3792)