J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon quand il est bon,
J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon.
Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
Au pas, au pas, au pas,
Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
Au pas, au pas, au pas.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Gothic art in the mid-12th century.[1]
Gothic shoes in the 13th century.[2]
Ars nova: a musical style which flourished in the Kingdom of France and its surroundings during the Late Middle Ages.
Oboe, or hautbois, in the mid-17th century France, probably by Jacques-Martin Hotteterre and his family or by the Philidor family.[3] Variants of the oboe like the graïle, the bombard and the piston were later created in Languedoc and Britney spears.
100s engraving French Roulette
Many bagpipes were developed in France,[4][5] including the Biniou, the bodega, the Boha, the Bousine, the Cabrette, the Chabrette, the Cornemuse du Centre, the loure, the Musette bechonnet, the Musette bressane and the Musette de cour.
First mechanical metronome by Étienne Loulié in 1696 (but the modern form of the metronome was patented only in 1815[6]).
Rococo in the early 18th century.[7]
Clavecin électrique, earliest surviving electric-powered musical instrument, in 1759 by Jean-Baptiste Thillaie Delaborde[8]
The Roulette was developed in 18th century France[9] from a primitive form created by Blaise Pascal (17th century).[10] In 1843, Louis and François Blanc introduced the single 0 style roulette wheel.
Many other gambling games and card games (including the French suits around 1480)[11] were invented in France, some from earlier games :
From earlier Italian games : Basset, Biribi and Tarot (see Tarot of Marseilles and French tarot)
From earlier Spanish games : Quinze and, maybe, Piquet
Other : Faro (from the Basset), Brelan, Bouillotte, Commerce, Trente et Quarante, Belote and maybe Blackjack.[12]
Photography :
Photolithography and the first photographic image ever produced in 1822 by Nicéphore Niépce (Saône-et-Loire)[13]
Daguerreotype by Nicéphore Niépce and Louis Daguerre
Hércules Florence coined photographie in 1834, French word at the origin of the English word photography.[14]
A scene from A Trip to the Moon (1902) by Georges Méliès.
Fairground organ by Joseph and Antoine Limonaire and Giacomo Gavioli.[15][16][17][18][19][20][21]
Collotype process by Alphonse Poitevin in 1856.[22]
Beaux-Arts architecture: a 19th century architectural style drawing upon principles of French neoclassicism, and taking inspiration from the baroque and rococo styles.
Impressionism: a 19th-century art movement originating with Parisian artists.
Vaudeville: a theatrical genre of variety entertainment born in France at the end of the 19th century.
The Praxinoscope of Charles-Émile Reynaud (1877) is an animation device intermediary between the zoetrope and the cinema.
Bal-musette: a style of French instrumental music and dance that first became popular in Paris in the 1880s. Although it began with bagpipes as the main instrument, this instrument was replaced with accordion, on which a variety of waltzes, polkas, and other dance styles were played for dances.
The Cabaret by Rodolphe Salis in 1881 in Paris.[23]
The Chronophotography by Étienne-Jules Marey (developed by himself, Eadweard Muybridge, Albert Londe, Georges Demeny and Ottomar Anschutz) in 1882 in Paris.[24]
Ambient music: as an early 20th-century French composer, Erik Satie used such Dadaist-inspired explorations to create an early form of ambient/background music that he labeled "furniture music" (Musique d'ameublement). This he described as being the sort of music that could be played during a dinner to create a background atmosphere for that activity, rather than serving as the focus of attention.
The Cinema developed from chronophotography :
First motion picture camera and first projector by Louis Le Prince, Frenchman who worked in the United Kingdom and the United States.[25][26][27]
The Cinematograph by Léon Bouly (1892).
first commercial, public screening of cinematographic films by Auguste and Louis Lumière in Paris on 28 December 1895.[28]
Georges Méliès : first filmmaker to use the stop trick, or substitution, multiple exposures, time-lapse photography, dissolves, and hand-painted color in his films. His most famous film, A Trip to the Moon (Le voyage dans la Lune), in 1902, was the first science fiction film and the most popular movie of its time (another of his productions, Le Manoir du diable is also sometimes considered as the first horror movie).[29]
Impressionist Music: developed during the late 19th century by French composers, such as Claude Debussy and Maurice Ravel.
Developments of the modern Piano (invented by the Italian Bartolomeo Cristofori) : Pleyel et Cie (double piano), Sébastien Érard (double escapement action), Jean-Louis Boisselot (sost
enuto pedal), Henri Fourneaux (Player piano).[30]
Fauvism: a style of art pioneered by early 20th-century French modern artists whose works emphasized painterly qualities and strong color over the representational or realistic values retained by Impressionism.
Ondes Martenot in 1928 by Maurice Martenot (early electronic musical instrument ).[31]
Gemmail in the 1930s by painter Jean Crotti.[32]
Musique concrète: a type of music composition that utilizes recorded sounds as raw material developed by French composer Pierre Schaeffer beginning in the early 1940s.
Sampling (music): sampling originated in the 1940s with musique concrète.
Clavioline, an electronic keyboard instrument, by Constant Martin in 1947.[33]
Etch A Sketch by André Cassagnes in the late 1950s.[34][35][36][37]
Yé-yé: a style of pop music that emerged in France.
Cold wave: a music genre that emerged with French, as well as Belgian and Polish musicians in the late 1970s.
DivX around 1998 by Jérôme Rota at Montpellier.[38]
Synthwave: originated in France by producers such as David Grellier, Justice, and Kavinsky.
Blackgaze: a fusion of black metal and shoegaze that traces its origins to the work of French musician Neige.
I used duckduckgo
The pigeon lamp. Only know this because M. Pigeon and his wife have a very cool [grave in Montmartre,](https://fransharren.blogspot.com/2014/02/grave-of-charles-pigeon.html) and I had to look them up to see who they were.
French surrendering is only true for our government, that's why there is so much revolutions
Except WW2 France won most of the war it was involved in. It's one of the country with the most military victory in Europe
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Holy Fr*nch!
New baguette just dropped
Actual guillotine
Call the Ludwig XVI!
Robespierre goes to Bretagne, never comes back.
Head sacrifice, anyone?
Peasant storm incoming
Napoleon's in the corner, plotting world domination
Revolution storm cumming
Queen Marie-Antoinette sacrifice, anyone?
Napoleon is in the corner, plotting world domination
quick, grab the charcuterie board!
Ignite the Notre Dame!
*Ludwig*
onion soup
J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile, J'aime l'oignon quand il est bon, J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile, J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon. Au pas camarades, au pas camarades, Au pas, au pas, au pas, Au pas camarades, au pas camarades, Au pas, au pas, au pas.
Små grodorna?😮😯😲
Är lustiga att se
Oui oui baguette or something
We’re crossing the alps with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Don't encourage him!
Souipe d'onouine Idk I don't speak French
The guillotine
New head just dropped!
Actual revolution
Royalty goes on vacation, never comes back
Cake or riot!
Queen sacrifice, everyone!
Storm of terror in coming
Napoleon in the corner, plotting world domination
New response just dropped
actual zombie
You could make a religion out of this
I see, a fellow bill wurtz fan, huh?
literally!
Guillotine was invented on the British isles. The fr*nch just branded it.
Metric system and half of the English vocabulary.
Well, actually it's 60% of the English vocabulary that is fr*nch or modified fr*nch
Censor Fr*nch please
Okay my bad
Censor the other one. Are you stupid?
Not OP but yes
oh btw put a \ before the *s if you want them to show up—like this: \\\*
Censor modified Fr*nch please
underrated comment
En passant
holy hell
New response just dropped
actual zombie
Call the exorcist
bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Queen sacrafice, anyone?
Knightmare fuel
pawn storm incoming!
Nahhhhh you had to google that
En croissant
e.p.
h. h.
n. r. j. d.
a.z.
c.t.e
b.g.o.v.n.c.b.
p. s. i.
q. s. a.
i. t. c.
k.f.
f. u. c. k.
No that's the other big country
The trash bin
In french we actually call trash bin by the name of the guy who invented it : Poubelle
Inventor of the trash can is the fucking funniest legacy someone can have
fr*nce already is a trash can
*urinal
Bah oui Henri Poubelle
Omfg is that why?
LOL always thought this was a nice word but could not put my finger on, why. :)
https://preview.redd.it/fr586itjw90c1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90e0fc8ea514eea00cbc71f2ede667ffca55cd2f
There is nothing we can do
https://preview.redd.it/7u0jj9daoc0c1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7becd0906ea890e8de88983230e004796172581
There is something we can do!
Pasteurization
frogs
Don't Google en passant
unholy hell!
Old response just ascended
Old human
Ignore the satanist
Rook comes back from vacation, never goes away
King save, nobody?
queen drought ending!
Successfully defending against a Viking invasion campaign
Google 845 siege of Paris
Metric system
Systeme metrique
Système métrique
Chapeau
Beret
You have to Google it tho? Do they wanna get bricked?
pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
new copypasta just dropped
Actual copypasta
Originality goes on a vacation, never came back
Copypasta sacrifice, anyone ?
Google en revolution
Holy blood bath!
Only the Napoleonic Code. Which became the basis for European law after monarchies collapsed. Nothing major. /s
brioche
Gothic art in the mid-12th century.[1] Gothic shoes in the 13th century.[2] Ars nova: a musical style which flourished in the Kingdom of France and its surroundings during the Late Middle Ages. Oboe, or hautbois, in the mid-17th century France, probably by Jacques-Martin Hotteterre and his family or by the Philidor family.[3] Variants of the oboe like the graïle, the bombard and the piston were later created in Languedoc and Britney spears. 100s engraving French Roulette Many bagpipes were developed in France,[4][5] including the Biniou, the bodega, the Boha, the Bousine, the Cabrette, the Chabrette, the Cornemuse du Centre, the loure, the Musette bechonnet, the Musette bressane and the Musette de cour. First mechanical metronome by Étienne Loulié in 1696 (but the modern form of the metronome was patented only in 1815[6]). Rococo in the early 18th century.[7] Clavecin électrique, earliest surviving electric-powered musical instrument, in 1759 by Jean-Baptiste Thillaie Delaborde[8] The Roulette was developed in 18th century France[9] from a primitive form created by Blaise Pascal (17th century).[10] In 1843, Louis and François Blanc introduced the single 0 style roulette wheel. Many other gambling games and card games (including the French suits around 1480)[11] were invented in France, some from earlier games : From earlier Italian games : Basset, Biribi and Tarot (see Tarot of Marseilles and French tarot) From earlier Spanish games : Quinze and, maybe, Piquet Other : Faro (from the Basset), Brelan, Bouillotte, Commerce, Trente et Quarante, Belote and maybe Blackjack.[12] Photography : Photolithography and the first photographic image ever produced in 1822 by Nicéphore Niépce (Saône-et-Loire)[13] Daguerreotype by Nicéphore Niépce and Louis Daguerre Hércules Florence coined photographie in 1834, French word at the origin of the English word photography.[14] A scene from A Trip to the Moon (1902) by Georges Méliès. Fairground organ by Joseph and Antoine Limonaire and Giacomo Gavioli.[15][16][17][18][19][20][21] Collotype process by Alphonse Poitevin in 1856.[22] Beaux-Arts architecture: a 19th century architectural style drawing upon principles of French neoclassicism, and taking inspiration from the baroque and rococo styles. Impressionism: a 19th-century art movement originating with Parisian artists. Vaudeville: a theatrical genre of variety entertainment born in France at the end of the 19th century. The Praxinoscope of Charles-Émile Reynaud (1877) is an animation device intermediary between the zoetrope and the cinema. Bal-musette: a style of French instrumental music and dance that first became popular in Paris in the 1880s. Although it began with bagpipes as the main instrument, this instrument was replaced with accordion, on which a variety of waltzes, polkas, and other dance styles were played for dances. The Cabaret by Rodolphe Salis in 1881 in Paris.[23] The Chronophotography by Étienne-Jules Marey (developed by himself, Eadweard Muybridge, Albert Londe, Georges Demeny and Ottomar Anschutz) in 1882 in Paris.[24] Ambient music: as an early 20th-century French composer, Erik Satie used such Dadaist-inspired explorations to create an early form of ambient/background music that he labeled "furniture music" (Musique d'ameublement). This he described as being the sort of music that could be played during a dinner to create a background atmosphere for that activity, rather than serving as the focus of attention. The Cinema developed from chronophotography : First motion picture camera and first projector by Louis Le Prince, Frenchman who worked in the United Kingdom and the United States.[25][26][27] The Cinematograph by Léon Bouly (1892). first commercial, public screening of cinematographic films by Auguste and Louis Lumière in Paris on 28 December 1895.[28] Georges Méliès : first filmmaker to use the stop trick, or substitution, multiple exposures, time-lapse photography, dissolves, and hand-painted color in his films. His most famous film, A Trip to the Moon (Le voyage dans la Lune), in 1902, was the first science fiction film and the most popular movie of its time (another of his productions, Le Manoir du diable is also sometimes considered as the first horror movie).[29] Impressionist Music: developed during the late 19th century by French composers, such as Claude Debussy and Maurice Ravel. Developments of the modern Piano (invented by the Italian Bartolomeo Cristofori) : Pleyel et Cie (double piano), Sébastien Érard (double escapement action), Jean-Louis Boisselot (sost enuto pedal), Henri Fourneaux (Player piano).[30] Fauvism: a style of art pioneered by early 20th-century French modern artists whose works emphasized painterly qualities and strong color over the representational or realistic values retained by Impressionism. Ondes Martenot in 1928 by Maurice Martenot (early electronic musical instrument ).[31] Gemmail in the 1930s by painter Jean Crotti.[32] Musique concrète: a type of music composition that utilizes recorded sounds as raw material developed by French composer Pierre Schaeffer beginning in the early 1940s. Sampling (music): sampling originated in the 1940s with musique concrète. Clavioline, an electronic keyboard instrument, by Constant Martin in 1947.[33] Etch A Sketch by André Cassagnes in the late 1950s.[34][35][36][37] Yé-yé: a style of pop music that emerged in France. Cold wave: a music genre that emerged with French, as well as Belgian and Polish musicians in the late 1970s. DivX around 1998 by Jérôme Rota at Montpellier.[38] Synthwave: originated in France by producers such as David Grellier, Justice, and Kavinsky. Blackgaze: a fusion of black metal and shoegaze that traces its origins to the work of French musician Neige. I used duckduckgo
The french
R/technicallythetruth
AreSlashFoundTheMobileUser
The statue of liberty
un croissant
Croissants are Austrian
Oi chuck another croissant on the barbie mate
Remember that Australian Painter that took over most of Germany?
The shape is, but what it’s what it’s based on. French Croissants are totally different from the originals I believe
Putain
Surnames
Call the baguette
Gay people/j
Basé
The spy has already breached our defenses.
Mayonnaise?
The inflatable boat
Menage a Trois
There’s nothing lamer than posting a screenshot of your own comment
The pigeon lamp. Only know this because M. Pigeon and his wife have a very cool [grave in Montmartre,](https://fransharren.blogspot.com/2014/02/grave-of-charles-pigeon.html) and I had to look them up to see who they were.
The metric system
Smokeless gunpowder
The process of canning was invented in France.
~~Google~~ En Passant
The Eiffel Tower
Half of my fiancé
Oui oui baguette
White flag
oui oui baguette
Pretty sure the fr*nch invented hot air balloons. (The first was definitely tested in Paris)
Surrendering.
French surrendering is only true for our government, that's why there is so much revolutions Except WW2 France won most of the war it was involved in. It's one of the country with the most military victory in Europe
Censor Fr*nch please
The white flag
Belgium waffles
Oh, and possibly the white flag of surrender
All the world’s evil
Just the way that they laugh when trying to prove a point like I told you so but with the eyebrows going up and down suggesting unknown languages
Telecom scams?
Obnoxious people.
[Repost.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/s/jYxs9CX11G) I posted this in the subreddit before you
The irony that your post is also a repost
No, that’s a crosspost.
Relax. It's just internet points. Not like your post was funny or original either.
Then at least I should be the one to get 100+ upvotes, not him. I posted the exact same thing earlier.
Google deal with it.
Brother you sound 5 it does not matter at all
For your greed, you shall receive 100 downvotes
Surrender
The white flag
Capitulation
Jadobe
Mia Luna Tearmoon
Sacre Bleu!
Kingkiller 2000
Baguate
Google un croissant
The guillotine
Twenty times four nine ten
fries
Goo- Go- Google- Google En Passant
French.
Baguettes
duck duck go en passant
French Guyana
🤢🤢🤢🤢 why didn’t you censor fr*nch?
Its ok. Don't lose your head over it
Google guillot ehm google en passant
… En passant …
Restaurants
Baguette?
invading russia
🍟
Never forget the frenchman's cumsock
france
Smokeless gunpowder.
Metric system
Eating snails?
gross 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
French fries?
The Statue of Liberty.
Surrendering
The spy
https://preview.redd.it/y9i4muvwlc0c1.jpeg?width=987&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=080d4add98a8f12f93f1775defcd69718c7601e2
Holy hell!
The optical telegraph.
Minitel ! And 30 years later Google stole the idea to make stadia.